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bloopitynoot · 18 hours ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 34
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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No tea today; I am hydrating!
Today I am getting more of my tea sleeve tattooed so I want to make sure I am in tip top shape. :'3
Let's get into chapter 34!!!!
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I already feel like I'm not ready for this chapter based on the title; Drunk Fishy. How does this happen?!?!? p367
omg. Fish kiss doesn't count! To be honest I expected this from the fish scamming system. p367
"Li Yu had to pick one that was not too shameful but had also never been done before, which was the hard part" does it count as a different action if he had never done it in human form? p368
Oh wait. That's kind of sweet about the wine tradition. Really extra special that Ye Qinghuan brought Prince Jing's mom's jar and shared some with him. I love these two :'3 p369
New tank! But why digging?? My bet is still pond or pool p371
Ye Qinghuan why would you ask to touch the fish AND try to bargain!? p373
oh my god. Li Yu is totally going to eat the plums. p374
RIP Ye Qinghuan's dignity. Bro is drunk trauma dumping p376
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"Could he only turn into a human when Prince Jing wasn't there" oh sweet man. If that was the case how did he save you that one time with the limestone powder. p378
Ye Qinghuan: [White girl wasted mid day on a Tuesday] p378
Li Yu is about to make a terrible mistake with the amount of fruit he's gonna eat. p379
Oh. My. God. This is adorable!!!! Too Cute!!! Drunk Li Yu so precious! p380
Where is my tank?! Where is my leaf blanket?! So demanding! p382
Prince Jing: [Error code 404]. p382
"Thank you, ornamental mountain!" I can't this is so cute. p382
"If the drunken carp spirit wanted to suck 'essence' from him, he thought, he would definitely cooperate" yeah I bet he would ehehehe. p382
THE ART AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! p384
[SCREAMS]
This was so damn cute! Prince Jing wrangling his cousin and then wrangling a very drunk fish spirit- too much for my heart! His face in the art too aaaaaaah!
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bloopitynoot · 2 days ago
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I have officially started writing chapter 8 of my Wangxian Punk Band au, but I'm just in the beginning- no drunkji yet!
I don't have much to share for WIP Wednesday but I do know this chapter is going to be a lot of fun to write.
I'm on vacation for a week starting tomororw, and my goal is to finish chapter 8- potentially also chapter 9! [Fingers crossed].
Pray for Lan Wangji, his face, and his hangover this chapter :'3
I am so eager to share this fic, It's coming together so well.
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12 +1 Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu Centric Fics about Making Your Own Home
This is a rec list for @wistways
Note: This list is made up of tried and true fics, meaning I have read them all and loved them. If you would like a specific rec list- send me a DM! I love putting together personalized lists. If you are shy, you can send anon too.
The Ask:
MXTX fics (this one is SVSSS but also has a companion list for Wangxian) that focus on:
Healing
Making a home or getting away (homesteading)
living a happier life
The fics must be cultivation era/genre type fics
The example fic: Building it back, stone by stone and seal by seal by KizuKatana
I hope you enjoy!
1 Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain (461437 words) by NeonGhostCat
Chapters: 55/55 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Other relationships in notes Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Mu Qingfang, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Ensemble Additional Tags: POV Multiple, Alternate Universe - Broken System (Scum Villain), Not Canon Compliant, Idiots in Love, Slow Build, Identity Reveal, Domestic Fluff, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Monsters, Fantasy Flora, Battle Couple, Light-Hearted, Light Horror Elements, Non-Graphic Violence, Shěn Yuán is the Charming Gremlin We Know From His Internal Monologue, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Swears, Platonic Relationships, (Not referring to LiuShen!), Unconventional Families Series: Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras) Summary: When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete. Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with. Sounds like a great hiding spot! (TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain Valley Mountain.)
This was such a good homemaking vibe fic. I love that Shen Yuan found out where he was and said NOPE.
Good stardew energy, lots of romance, the OC's are incredible too!
The worldbuilding is [chefs kiss].
Such a good vibe.
2 Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus (22353 words) by Prudabaga
Chapters: 4/4 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Bottom Luo Binghe, Switching, Demon Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Abyss - Freeform, lots of sex pollen but I don't think there's any actual dubcon, Incubus/Succubus Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Miscommunication, Crack Treated Seriously, Multiple Orgasms, multiple POVs, Happy Ending Summary: It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW. In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings. Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that. In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
Okay this is more accidental homemaking/finding
Shen Yuan does not understand social cues lol
the plot is ridiculous, but it does work out in the end!
3 A love in any other skin (16035 words) by Marantis
Chapters: 6/6 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Original Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - PIDW, Skinner Demon!Shen Yuan, slightly charred lotus!Luo Binghe, Canon-Typical Violence, Case Fic, technically, Identity Shenanigans, Shen Yuan typical tomfoolery, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no beta we die like shang qinghua, Drinking, Angst Series: Part 1 of Skin off my back Summary: Shen Yuan had only been Shen Yuan for a few months, when to his great distress the murders started happening in town. Murders that could only have been comitted by someone like him. Now there's a cultivator comming to town with the assignment to find the murderer and bring them to justice. Suffice to say Shen Yuan was not having a great time and the fact that the cultivator in question was the most beautiful human being he's ever laid his eyes on wasn't helping either!
wandering skinner demon, Shen Yuan, accidentally finds love
This is another accidental home making fic, he didn't choose to wander, but he does make a place for himself
good fic!
4 How To Train Your Employee (96969 words) by ParueCake
Chapters: 11/11 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge Additional Tags: Dragon Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Human Luo Binghe, Socially Awkward Shen Yuan, Misunderstandings, Domestic, Comedy, Pre-Slash, Yue Qingyuan makes a cameo, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu's Wifebeam, Unreliable Narrator, Hints of future bingliushen, Unrequited Terror Series: Part 1 of Lost and Found Summary: Shen Yuan has transmigrated into a dragon. An apparently extremely wealthy dragon with his own mountain and palace and everything. Unfortunately, he runs into a problem in the form of trying to find an ethical source of labour to actually help maintain the whole palace. After several misunderstandings with the local human beings, he finally manages to clearly communicate his desires and one city provides him with a (rather scrawny and underfed) boy who most definitely agreed to the terms of employment that Shen Yuan tried to put forward! Luo Binghe has been shoved into the clutches of a dragon without being told anything and is surely about to be eaten at any moment.
Okay this is not quite cultivatory but it is ancient times with magic so I will count it
Shen yuan transmigrates into an ancient dragon with modern ideals and morals
This fic shapes up to be so damn adorable, truly a found family and made home
Part two is in progress (last updated January) but it hints at a bingliushen relationship arc
5 Dear system, is it gay to sleep with a guy? And no it’s not the scum villain! (109590 words) by Panpan37
Chapters: 43/43 Rating: Not Rated Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu's Family, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Original Characters, Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords, Luo Binghe, Ning Yingying Additional Tags: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu are Not the Same Person, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Deserves Happiness, courting, neither of them know it tho, SY’s sister is playing matchmaker, hidden identity, SJ is hiding his, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, SJ and the warm red pavilion ladies, Past Rape/Non-con, idiots to lovers, Friends to Lovers, Marriage, accidental hidden marriage, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Trauma, Character Development, no beta we die like Shen Yuan, Misunderstandings, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, ’I didn’t know where else to go trope’, cuz I eat that shit up, Fluff, Fix It Series: Part 3 of Scumcum fics cuz I love them Summary: Shen Qingqiu meets a strange man on a mission. The man is calm, weirdly friendly, and single handedly gets them out of being kidnapped with absolutely no cultivation. Obviously, Shen Qingqiu needs to investigate this guy and see what’s up with him. He’s way too suspicious!   Shen Yuan doesn’t think anything about when he got kidnapped but luckily had read up on the beast that got him. He meets a stupidly pretty boy—curse book characters born unfairly hot!—and continues to see him. Nothing can go wrong, right?
I can't remember if Shen Yuan transmigrated or if he was just born into the world of PIDW. Whichever, he is still himself and a big nerd about monsters
I have such a soft spot for scumcum. In this one it's less about making a physical home and more about growing into themselves, but the vibe is still similar.
so good!
6 One Wife, Free with Purchase (87153 words) by TachibanasWife
Chapters: 7/7 Rating: Mature Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Rogue Cultivator Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Courtesan Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Marriage, Accidental Marriage, Demon Exorcism, Purchasing of People, Slow Burn, Slow Build, ish, Slow Romance, Consent Issues, Mentions of Slavery, Insults Series: Part 1 of One Wife Series Summary: Shen Yuan has been a rogue cultivator for ten years now - ten years since he transmigrated into one anyway - and has never once set foot in a brothel. Until tonight. In order to use a room at the brothel, he's required to choose a companion and ends up choosing a man with the same surname as him: Shen Jiu. All he intends to do is stay for an evening to get out of the rain. And yet, when he meets Shen Jiu he has a terrible, awful, no good idea that should've stayed buried. With a poorly thought out plan he decides to purchase him from the brothel and take him as his cultivation student. It seems like Shen Jiu is a little confused, though. Who said anything about marriage?!
I actually just finished reading/catching up on this and part two (part two is in progress) today!
This is most certainly a home building fic; a little bit physically into part two, but mostly finding a home in the ones you love as you wander type vibes.
It starts as shen yuan/shen jiu and in part two moves into a shen yuan/shen jiu/yue qi direction but all of it is lovely.
7 Meet Cute (these dorks) (66951 words) by Mayvn
Chapters: 32/32 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Original Yuè Qīngyuán Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge, Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Yue Qingyuan, Shang Qinghua, Qi Qingqi, Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords Additional Tags: bg Luo Binghe, Meet-Cute, SY is not SQQ, SY is a Disney Princess, unwillingly so, the Peak Lords are all bros, especially Qi Qingqi, Alternate Universe, Shen bros, Shen Brothers Summary: The instant he turned to dash into the fight, Liu Qingge froze as he saw Not Shen Qingqiu standing coolly over one unconscious thug, guqin in both hands and still in a pose that clearly showed he had, in fact, just bludgeoned someone with the end of his guqin. Not Shen Qingqiu smirked and tilted his head back cockily. --- LQG finds SY running away from a sticky situation and brings him back to Cang Qiong in hopes that he can keep the man from getting himself mugged. SY is just relieved he doesn’t have to pretend to be a girl anymore.
This was so so good!
I can't remember if Shen yuan transmigrated or if he was born there but either way he escapes a rough situation and has to learn about society like an alien touching down and I adore it.
Liushen is ADORABLE in this
8 Shen Yuan: Plant Life, Plant Wife (39491 words) by Claribelle
Chapters: 5/5 Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe, System (Scum Villain), Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe's Harem Additional Tags: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Transmigrates into an NPC, POV Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Alternate Universe - Proud Immortal Demon Way (Scum Villain), Post-Bingge vs. Bingmei Extra, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu are Not the Same Person, Trans Male Character, Gender Dysphoria, Domestic Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied Sexual Content, Non-Consensual Kissing, Minor Character Death, Illustrations, Digital Art Summary: When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Fei Qing, a throwaway wife character in Luo Bing-ge's harem, he thinks he will be living the high life. How wrong he was. Now he is being forced to share a brain with a sarcastic system, and literally starts dying if he leaves a remote mountain that he is supposed to protect, and a thousand mysteries surround his new life. What terrible luck!!
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem member and says NOPE
He goes on an adventure to find himself and a home
I love the little twist in the end as well!
9 I’d Tell Them, “Put Me Back In It” (34213 words) by rarefiedmuddle
Chapters: 10/10 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Mingyan/Sha Hualing Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Liu Mingyan, Six Balls (Scum Villain), Sha Hualing, Yang Yixuan, Zhuzhi-lang, Tianlang-jun, Shang Qinghua Additional Tags: Plant Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Multiple, Mild Gore, Canon-Typical Violence, Unreliable Narrator, Identity Porn, Peerless Cucumber invents xianxia capitalism, Liu Mingyan finds new artistic inspiration, Six Balls gets his overdue moment in the spotlight, Luo Binghe… is having a less great time, at least at first! Summary: “What, exactly, do you intend to do with those children?” The clear voice cut through the crowd. Wearing half a mountain’s worth of dirt and a patchy beard, the stranger reminded Six Balls of the Undead Bearded Bandit from pa’s bedtime stories. His hair fell in tangles to his waist, and bare, blackened feet poked out under the dirt-crusted robes. He looked… He looked like a real hero who’d just rolled out of a fresh grave. The coolest, scariest kind of hero was the fresh-out-of-a-grave kind, in Six Balls’s opinion; that was when they were about to wreck the bloodiest vengeance on anything standing in their path. “Children?!” yelled one of the stupider humans, who clearly didn’t know the best way to talk to an undead hero. (Don’t, if you can help it.) “These demons slaughtered six good men!” Or: When Shen Qingqiu wakes up in his new plant body exactly one day later than he does in canon, it throws the plot in a whole new direction.
Shen yuan wakes up in his plant body and decides to change his entire career and life
Much farming, lots of kids, a thriving business even!
enter Luo binghe ...
10 To Conquer an Emperor (109215 words) by zarasu
Chapters: 17/17 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Original Luo Binghe's Harem, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, Angst, Romance, Adventure, Gender Dysphoria, In a way, Bingge's disregard of personal boundaries, and inability to understand the word No, Don't worry Shen Yuan will teach him better, noncon kissing, Period-Typical Sexism, Luo Binghe is a Mess, Violence against random side-characters, Binghe and Shen Yuan learn about love, and obscure magical artefacts, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Sex Change, Through magical means, Illustrations included, Eventual Smut, Skippable Smut Summary: Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right? (In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.) --- Fully illustrated by @sunshine_dies
This is so good!!!
Shen Yuan tranmigrates into a harem member and once again decides he is out of there.
He explores the world, deals with gender dysphoria, and makes a place for himself
Binghe is Bingge but he gets better.
11. Taming a Blackened Emperor! (42793 words) by bingshule, Dens
Chapters: 2/2 Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Possessive Original Luo Binghe, Post-Bingge vs. Bingmei Extra, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Hurt/Comfort, Identity Porn, Original Luo Binghe Needs Therapy, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Original Luo Binghe Gets a Happy Ending, Bingge is his own warning, Unreliable Narrator Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, OC Shen Yuan, Post PIDW, Happy Ending Summary: After a system error causes Shen Yuan to transmigrate as an OC instead of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan takes full advantage of his new liberty to explore the PIDW world before settling down in a peaceful town. He spends his days growing demonic plants and reading, until one day a mysterious young man gets attacked in his backyard! Um, system? Shen Yuan has never seen this character before, who the heck is Su Fei?! Meanwhile, Emperor Luo Binghe dons a disguise to spy on a mysterious cultivator no one can seem to find any info on.
Shen yuan transmigrates as an OC and decides he wants nothing to do with the plot
He lives his best life farming, hunting, learning, and helping people in a post merge realm.
Of course, enter Bingge.
12 No Good Goes Unpunished (202841 words) by Siren_Cat
Chapters: 51/51 Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan, Ming Fan/Yang Yixuan, Liu Mingyan/Sha Hualing, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang/Wei Qingwei, Su Xiyan/Tianlang-jun, Gongyi Xiao/Luo Binghe Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Yue Qingyuan, Mu Qingfang, Qi Qingqi, Shang Qinghua, Yang Yixuan, Míng Fān, Sha Hualing, Mobei-jun, Wei Qingwei, Su Xiyan, Tianlang-jun, Linguang-jun, Gongyi Xiao, Luo Binghe Additional Tags: alternative universe, Abyss Lords Au, Evil Peak Lords, But not tha evil, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Violence, original monsters, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, idiot to lovers, Blood Drinking, Blood Feeding, Slow Burn, Slow Romance, Misunderstandings, Smut, Top!LQG, Bottom!SY, Top!YQY, Bottom!sj, Smut on the marked [x] chapters, Light Crossovers, Mpreg, Implied Mpreg, No Beta: Because we can't have good things!! Summary:
To go to the Endless Abyss is to court death in several degrees. In the case of one unexpectedly finding themselves in such a dire place, the only way to survive would be to plead to the Abyss Lords. They are extraordinarily strong demons who control the Endless Abyss, where most humans and demons would perish, they flourish and grow their power. But would that be a wise idea?
Abyssal lords, abyssal lords, abyssal lords!!!
Such a cool premise :D The relationship between liu qingge and shen yuan develops in such a good way
I was so glad when I stumbled on this fic
Shen yuan didn't intend to build a home in the abyss, but it sure did happen!
Bonus!
13 Stealing Sun From the Flowers (40508 words) by CherriChou
Chapters: 7/7 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua, minor Mobei-jun, brief Sha Hualing Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Amnesia, Amnesiac Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Plantzun, Identity Porn, does it count as identity porn if even he doesn’t know?, Rogue Cultivator Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Fix-It, dream realm shenanigans, Alternate Universe - No System (Scum Villain), As in: the system can’t access the mushroom body, SQQ roasts himself bc he doesn’t know he’s SQQ, Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom (Scum Villain), Identity Reveal, System Reveal (Scum Villain), Explicit Sexual Content, (in final chapter), SMUT TAGS:, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, The Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom Body is Stretchy ;), Size Queen Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Summary: After some investigating, it seems he’d lucked out even further; he doesn’t have some shitty System telling him what to do! Those things are always so annoying in isekai stories—restricting the transmigrator’s actions, punishing them for doing something ‘wrong,’ etc, etc. He’d probably tear his own hair out if he had to deal with one! …Then again, it would be nice if some sort of pop-up could just tell him, real quick, where the hell he is. What world is this? AU where Shen Yuan wakes up in the mushroom body with no memory of his time as Shen Qingqiu, nor a System to guide him. Fun times are had.
Not quite home making/building a place for yourself BUT Shen Yuan has no memories so everything is new and he's discovering himself and the world around him
Plant Shen yuan adventure!!!!
I hope you like the list!
I hope you enjoy this list and find at least some fics you like and haven't read. I love a found family/homemaking/carve out your own slice kind of fic. If you see any, I would love to read them!
For anyone else wanting rec lists, dm me! I love making and sharing these :)
I primarily make wangxian lists but have now read enough for SVSSS fic recs! For Wangxian lists check out my tag bloopitynoots wangxian recs
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bloopitynoot · 2 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 33
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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I was debating on the amount of caffeine I wanted to consume this morning. My body wants a shot of espresso or two, my brain said, decaf tea. So here I am with my apple and apricot tea- decaf.
Will I get a coffee when I get to work- likely.
Let's get into chapter 33!!!!
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This human medical doctor over here is just sweating. He knows he's not qualified for this. p350
I want to know what Prince Jing asked Wang Xi to make/bring for Li Yu. My immediate thought was a whole pool in his rooms lol p353
Prince Jing: [violently horny thoughts about his fish man's ankles]. p353
Yes! Consequences! The second prince - demoted. Consort Qiu- concubine now. Will it matter to the plot though... p354
Omg. The harem is out of control. The news about the second prince has all of the other concubines in a throne race. If this was the plot of game of thrones I'd be in. p357
oh! Reward is a fish scale upgrade. How exciting! The fallen scales do make sense now. p357
New scales, but at the cost of temporary fish baldness- so sad. p358
Prince Jing quickly turning the page on the yao/monster porn is me reading on public transit. p362
Li Yu: It's fine if you don't want to read it, but I want to see the yao porn. p363
I am actually crying this is so funny. Prince jing is really like, 'why didn't he ravish me though????': "Was it so easy for the carp spirit to 'suck essence''" p366
Omg the miscommunication this is building to
I am literally so excited for whatever is coming next. Prince Jing is over here willing and happy to feed his fish yao in whatever capacity he needs or wants. Meanwhile Li Yu is just trying to complete his side quests in the most innocent way possible.
Prince Jing using porn as a research method is already sending me. My librarian heart weeps. He could bribe/ask literally any researcher or expert but he's going off of his cousins 18+ magazines.
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bloopitynoot · 3 days ago
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9.5 (10) Wangxian Fics About Making Your Own Home
This is a rec list for @wistways
Note: This list is made up of tried and true fics, meaning I have read them all and loved them. If you would like a specific rec list- send me a DM! I love putting together personalized lists. If you are shy, you can send anon too.
The Ask:
MXTX fics (this one is wangxian but will also have a companion list for SVSSS) that focus on:
Healing
Making a home or getting away (homesteading)
living a happier life
The fics must be cultivation era/genre type fics (I made an exception for 2!)
The example fic: Building it back, stone by stone and seal by seal by KizuKatana
I hope you enjoy!
1. The Taste of Home (49761 words) by For_the_Love_of_Bichen
Chapters: 5/5 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Original Side Character - Character Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, inn owner Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian never learns demonic cultivation, Human Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, canon compliant up until the golden core removal, set in mdsz world, Fantasy Medical Procedures, Medical Procedures, Golden Core Transfer (Modao Zushi), Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Feels, canonical kinks, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Bathing/Washing, Dual Cultivation, Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Top Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji and Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Have a Breeding Kink, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has a Rape/Non-Con Kink, mild cnc kink, mentioned cnc kink, no actual cnc play, Mild Breeding Kink, Drunk Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Podfic Welcome, Slow Burn, Possessive Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, First Time, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Has a Praise Kink, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has a Breeding Kink, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has No Golden Core, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has Self-Worth Issues Series: Part 1 of The Taste of Home Summary: After giving up his golden core, Wei Wuxian barely makes it out alive. By the time he leaves the Wen sibblings, the war is almost over and he cannot help but feel useless. Not wanting his brother to know the truth, he decides to leave and settles in a small town where he starts working in an inn until one day, Wen Qing knocks on his door begging for help. Thus the Zaotou inn becomes a safe haven for captured Wens and Wei Wuxian alike. One year later, little A-Yuan bumps into a person in white hanfu and Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan meet again. This time, Lan Zhan will not let Wei Wuxian slip between his fingers.
This was not quite adventure and make a home but it sure came close!
Wei Wuxian leaves the cultivation world and builds himself a family. Canon events still happen
ofc our boy Lan Wangji finds his soulmate- and doesn't tell anyone LOL
2. Found Family (115225 words) by AlwaysAlmostGone
Chapters: 22/22 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Madam Lan (Modao Zushi), Wei Changze, Cangse Sanren, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Lan Qiren, Gusu Lan Elders (Modao Zushi), Original Characters Additional Tags: Canon Divergence, Bottom Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Top Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, switch rights, spoilers in tags, Parents live, Wei Ying never joined a sect, lots of siblings, Major Character Injury, Scars, Trauma, Light Angst, Gusu Lan rules and customs, mention of abuse/rape/noncon, canon typical violence and gore, Happy Ending, falling in love and getting togehter, there is a checklist for love, ribbon evolution, Fluff and Smut, Mutual Pining, Mention WWX/others, Pillow Talk, LITERALLY, touch-starved/touch-reluctant Lan Zhan, E content in chapters 10, 15-18, they try out lots of stuff, Power Couple Wangxian Series: Part 1 of Together Summary: Lan Wangji does not care about politics. Lan Wangji does not care about marriage. But he does know his duties to the clan and his obligation to respect them. His life has a very clear path in this respect. Abduction during his own wedding -by a stranger that is truly strong, handsome but claims to do unspeakable things to him- is something Lan Wangji never thought possible. And certainly not the things he is about to find out.
God I love the Wei family of rogue cultivators.
This has a pre existing hidden home, but it is discovered by Lan Wangji
The mom's are sure moming and I love them for it.
3. Xiao-Ying of the Third Refugee Village (31541 words) by abCEE
Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, bakground, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin & Jiang Yanli & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen & Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Original Characters, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, He Su (Modao Zushi) Additional Tags: Out of Character, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wei Wuxian banished from Jiang Sect, Tingshan-He Sect, Twin Jades of Lan Dynamics, Mpreg, Wei Wuxian new found family, Post-Sunshot Campaign (Modao Zushi), No demonic cultivation, Yu Ziyuan Bashing, Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan Bashing, Jiang Yanli's questionable decisions, Twin Prides of Yunmeng Dynamics, wangxian are married and have a son, Medical Inaccuracies, Artistic License, two years of courtship, no real pinning because they're flirting, No Beta, Fluff, Little hurt and so much comfort, Mainly CQL but has elements of the novel as well Summary: “May I know the esteemed cultivator’s name?” “Lan Zhan, courtesy name Wangji.” “Ah! I was right then! It is the esteemed Hanguangjun, famous for his built and pristine appearance!” he even snapped his fingers as he laughed. Wangji had to stop himself from staring. “I am Xiao-Ying. Ying-laoshi for the kids but others call me Xiao-laoshi, I just let them,” he chuckled.   In which after being banished, Wei Wuxian navigated the world as a civilian. When he had no plans of returning to the cultivation world, someone came into his life reminding him of the life he thought he left behind.
Wei Wuxian is banished, but he carves his own path
I love it when lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet by accident
A family is made!
4. what builds a home (45953 words) by Stratisphyre
Chapters: 4/4 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Meng Shi (Modao Zushi), Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Mo Xuanyu, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Lan Qiren Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adopted Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, POV Multiple, warning for JGS behaving exactly as expected, child endangerment, Brother Feels, Minor Character Death Summary: Two children, Meng Shi decides, cannot possibly be that much more work than one. On the run from the Jin, Meng Shi encounters another young boy in need of love, a family and a home.
In which meng Shi decided to flee the brothel and found a little boy named Wei Wuxian along the way- guess she's his mom now
This was a cool take on Wei Wuxian raised by others because the meng family made the decision to stay far far away from cultivators
Lots of found family and love
5. We Meet at the Thousandth Step (315914 words) by Rynne, Admiranda
Chapters: 44/44 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Cangse Sanren/Wei Changze Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Original Characters, Cangse Sanren, Wei Changze, Original Wei Family Character, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, No Sunshot Campaign (Modao Zushi), Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze Live, Rogue Cultivator Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Night Hunts (Modao Zushi), Genius Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Inventor Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Plot, Romance, Drama, Fluff, Strangers to married, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Developing Relationship, Minor Violence, Case Fic, Mystery, Flirting, Wei Wuxian's Canon-Typical Flower Flirting, Arson, There Was Only One Bed, Getting Together, First Kiss, Meeting the Parents, Resolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Romantic Tension, Wei Wuxian Is a Good Big Brother, New Relationship Bliss, Chinese Mythology & Folklore, Blood and Injury, Yiling siblings, Married Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Honeymoon, Wangxian's Baby Fever Series: Part 1 of The Different Paths We Tread Summary: As they both go wherever the chaos might be, Lan Wangji and rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian, eldest child of the famous Cangse-sanren, find their paths converging. Soon they'll discover in each other the perfect partner for night hunting…and beyond.
The Wei family are brilliant rogue cultivators.
Wangxian meet on a night hunt and then keep meeting/stay in touch
The mortifying ordeal of your parents teasing you and the one you're courting
This is absolutely a wonderful story of found family and making your own way in life
6. Bitter Plants Bearing Sweet Fruit (83099 words) by Kryal
Chapters: 8/8 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Original Characters Additional Tags: canon-typical horror elements, Worldbuilding, Desert, Misuse of Historic Setting, Original Character Death(s), Case Fic, aftermath of canon, ridiculously long author notes, Because I Have Nowhere Else to Talk Headcanons, Established Relationship, Nothing Explicit But Shameless Innuendo Summary: Patience is a bitter plant that bears sweet fruit. Lan Wangji doesn't know why Wei Wuxian is so interested in traveling to a city at the very edge of the civilized world. After Yunping, what secrets could possibly be left? But the desert remembers many things.
This fic definitely has similar energy to the original one that inspired this list with it's traveling and exploring plotline
This was such a neat adventure fic post canon, married wangxian.
I don't know what else to say unless I spoil it but it had such a mystical vibe
7. Grave Dirt (92273words) by esama
Chapters: 19/19 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Original Wen Characters - Character, Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Necromancy, Demonic Cultivation (Modao Zushi), farming, Found Family, Pre-Slash, canon-typical corpse desecration, Questionable approach to cutivation, Making Shit Up As I Go, Cultivation Sect Politics (Modao Zushi), Fix-It of Sorts, canon typical genocide mention, Burial Mounds (Módào Zǔshī), Don't copy to another site, Alternate Universe - Yílíng Wèi Sect
Summary: By his second night in the Yiling Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants, Wei Wuxian knows he has to do something drastic to make sure the people he's responsible for now not only survive, but thrive.
And since people already condemn the Yiling Patriarch for starting his own sect, well. It might be the way to go.
I love a yiling-wei fic!
This one is less removed from the cultivation world and actively moving away to find a home, but it has plenty of found family and lots of farming
happy endings all around
8. Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures (22341 words) by Stratisphyre
Chapters: 7/7 Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Jin Zixuan, Lan Jingyi Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Fluff, Single Dad Lan Wangji, Near Drowning, injured animals, First Meetings, Falling In Love, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic Summary: Wei Wuxian’s house came to town and settled by the sea.
Okay so listen, this is not a cultivating fic- it is a modern with hidden magic fic
The whimsy!! so much whimsy and magic and good good energy
A traveling home and homemaking :'3 it's really a stunning read
8.5 lovely thorns and singing crows (37186 words) by isabilightwood
Chapters: 4/4 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, background Qin Su/Wen Qing Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Granny Wen (Modao Zushi), Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Qin Su (Modao Zushi), Madam Lan (Modao Zushi) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Addams Family Vibes, lan zhan has disney prince abilities with animals but the spooky version, and eats poison for fun and profit, the mystery of mama lan's disappearance gets lan zhan more family than he knows what to do with, how did he move in? lan zhan doesn't know, meet cute at a funeral, wen ning dies sometimes (it doesn't last), a-yuan sees dead people, witchy qin su, wen popo's seven (7) ex-husbands, Madam Lan Lives (Modao Zushi), I'll let you guess what everyone else is, Light Horror, Curses, Possession, Fluff and Humor, Developing Relationship, Found Family, Weirdo4weirdo wangxian, Eventual Smut, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs Summary: “Lovely weather for a funeral.” “Atmospheric,” Lan Zhan agreed.  Expecting, as had happened so often in his life, for the handsome stranger to stiffen at the sound of his voice, for that smile to turn false and brittle as they made their excuses. “You have a lovely voice,” they said instead, as if they weren’t calling eroded gravel beautiful when their voice was the finest jade. It was far from a typical compliment, but Lan Zhan was so starved for praise his heart clenched in his chest. On the day of his father's funeral, Lan Zhan receives a box of letters from his long-missing mother. His quest to find her leads him to a spooky, kooky, and loving family who just might want him to stay forever. (And of course, to the man of his dreams).
marked 8.5 because similar to 8 it is also modern with hidden magic
This one has a cool energy to it, I love that there are just "weird" people who walk among us
What an interesting gothic light horror
It's giving adams family but found and a little bit cursed (affectionately).
9. Vow (216627 words) by draechaeli
Chapters: 47/47 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Lan Qiren, Lan Jingyi, Baoshan Sanren, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Qin Su (Modao Zushi), Mo Xuanyu, Xiao Xingchen, Song Lan | Song Zichen, A-Qing (Modao Zushi), Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Madam Jin (Modao Zushi), Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Jin Guangshan, Nie Mingjue, Nie Huaisang, Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Su She | Su Minshan Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mainly Novel with a few CQL and Donghua bits, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Temporary Character Death, WWXs dead for a lot of this, but he’s having fun, BeliefGod!WWX, Original Children Characters – Freeform, Adoption, Adoption but WWX birthed them all, Pregnancy Kink, Mpreg, minor male lactation, Consensual Non-Consent, Light Bondage, easy to skip nsfw chapters, brief crossdressing, Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con, because JGS, Mentions Canon Typical Incest, Canon Typical Violence Summary: “If you’re not good the Yiling Patriarch will steal you in the night!” It was never true, in fact the first child stole herself, the second was gifted, the third begged. By the time people realised that all the homeless children of Yiling, and all the daughters about to be sold had disappeared, it became, “If you’re unloved the Yiling Patriarch will save you.” Sometimes when you make a vow not even death can release you; as Xian-Gege the Eliminator of Evil, the Protector of the Weak, and the Saviour of Children finds out.
Not even death will stop this man from taking care of those in need
finding a home but also finding yourself in this fic
Wei Wuxian is dead for a good chunk of it but his spirit is doing so much good work.
I hope you like the list!
I hope you enjoy this list and find at least some fics you like and haven't read. I love a found family/homemaking/carve out your own slice kind of fic. If you see any, I would love to read them!
For anyone else wanting rec lists, dm me! I love making and sharing these :)
For other Wangxian lists check out my tag bloopitynoots wangxian recs
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 32
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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Every once in a while I try a new coffee brand.
I always loved coffee, but a few years back when I got covid one of the symptoms was coffee smelled and tasted like literal trash. Even now sometimes I just get the ick when I try to drink it, but I keep trying to find one that isn't gross.
Latte's are good for the most part- I got lucky today, yay!
Brains are so weird.
Let's get into chapter 32!
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Li Yu: The coast is clear! p341
Prince Jing: [writes it down then immediately burns it] fish. spirit. p342
I love how he's inspecting the kitchen fish like it's the fish spirit factory. p342
Why do so many people hate Ye Qinghuan? Even the emperor can't handle his personality for very long periods of time. p343
omg. Ye Qinghuan better not be convincing Prince Jing that his wonderful, beautiful, fish spirit is going to suck out his soul. p345
Prince Jing having the courtesy to think that it might be weird that he was playing with a grown man/fish is too real. I honestly would be horrified I did that- the bath alone would shoot my spirit out of my body. p347
Prince Jing: Ye Qinghuan is a lying liar. My sweet fish spirit would never. p347
Collectively we were wondering if the fish was going to be patchy/bald with the scales dropping during transformation. Well, answer: they are now falling off in fish form and he has little blank spots so- naked fish here we are. p348
The way I am so stoked for this plot
I cannot wait to read more! I am so deep into this LOL I am here for all of the fish and court nonsense.
( I also hope xiongfeng gets home safe. )
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bloopitynoot · 4 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 31
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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My tea stock is dwindling and it is very sad!
Today I have a rooibos based almond, rose, and amaranth tea for my fish time.
Let's go chapter 31!
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That hug was out of pocket for Prince Jing. Meanwhile Li Yu is just clinging to his beloved tyrant as usual. p327
This art! I desperately want another character (Wang Xi) to see this tableau. p330
Prince Jing: who is this hot, naked, and dripping wet angel blowing into my eyes? p331
You know what, I get it. I would not want to answer any of the identity or goals based questions either. Especially in case the system chose to be an asshole about it. Fish bones and fish ash - no thank you. p333
I feel like Prince Jing is the attic wife (not dark type) kind of guy with the way he has li yu in the room with a clear sight line. p336
The second Wang Xi told Prince Jing about the poisoned fish food, he was plotting his brother's death. p336
Prince Jing staring at the 'clothes', water, fish, scales, and his room like he's that math meme.:
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God Wang Xi needs a raise pt 3
He looked at Li Yu and said- who is this absolute floozy attempting to seduce the prince?!? Then he looked at the prince's face and said - none of my business apparently.
I'm glad the cat is out of the bag! I hope that Prince Jing 100% understands what's happening now.
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bloopitynoot · 5 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 30
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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A little sad this morning! This pot of tea is the last of my melon white tea! D:
At least it's almost September and I can restock at the renn faire.
I am SO excited for this chapter so let's goooooooooooo chapter 29!!!!!!!
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God I'm reading this fully grinning as Ye Qinghuan side steps every one of the second prince's accusations. p316
I'm so gad the emperor realized Ye Qinghuan was being framed- by the second prince too! p317
He only gets house arrest for a few days!?!? He tried to kill a princess and frame his cousin. That's really it???? p319
Oh wait, I am loving Ye Qinghuan and Prince Jing's friendship! The memorial tablet- mint. They need to scheme more often! p321
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is so cute!! Li Yu transforming into his human form to save Prince Jing's eyes p325
The curtains loool p325
IT'S HAPPENING
Guys. GUYS. GUYS! The fish reveal?!?!?!? Is this it??? I am so excited!!!!!!!
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bloopitynoot · 6 days ago
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What I Read This Week: 07/27/2025
I am a librarian, and unrelated to stereotypes about my profession, I do read a metric shit-ton in a week. Most of it is fanfiction but hey, I thought maybe it's time I share my reads?
This is what I read this week:
1. The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish (Chapter 23-29)
Summary:
When Li Yu falls asleep reading a webnovel about a ruthless, mute tyrant falling in love with a dainty male concubine, he doesn’t expect to wake up inside the world of the novel—especially not as a fish!
Li Yu soon finds himself adopted as Prince Jing’s pet carp, tasked by a less-than-helpful Magic System with preventing the prince from becoming a cruel tyrant. If he can accomplish this mission, Li Yu will regain his human form. Yet how can he succeed from inside a fish bowl?!
I am about 70% though book 1! Poor Li Yu!
you can follow along on the Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF tag
NO SPOILERS PLS.
Let's go fish lovers
2. Coil Tightly by Thunderstruck by (Blueyed_Impala) (50, 420)
Summary: When Wei Wuxian stumbles across a shady pet store in the back alley of his new town he ends up leaving with a companion for life, and more than he bargained for.
This was a reread for me and it was still just as sweet as the first time I read it
Very light angst, mostly cute as heck
Dragonji!!! (I don't want to spoil so I wont talk about anyone else)
good interlude fic for angst <3
3. Talking is Better than Silence by KuroiWrites (blackcatkuroi) (264, 223)
Summary:
"This path harms the body. Harms the nature of one's heart even more." Lan WangJi spoke those words upon first seeing Wei Wuxian alive after the Burial Mounds, unknowing of the truth.
Wei Wuxian, though, didn't need to be told, and he accepted that he'd lost whatever he might have once had with Lan WangJi. Several nights later, in a moment of drunken weakness under the melancholic light of a full moon, he tells Lan WangJi the Truth. He'd never needed Lan WangJi to spell out his fate for him - he'd known since he walked out of the Burial Mounds alive.
But one small bit of honesty can go a long way, and Talking is far better than Silence.
This was such a beautiful story :'3
I loved the way the love these two have for each other evolved into something so incredible
God I want to rant about how good this was but I really don't want to spoil anything!
It is a little angsty- but the happy ending is so so good.
4. Raise It Up, Roll the Dice by GhostySword (5,669)
Summary:
“What prize do you desire?” the croupier asks, bone dice clacking in their black cup.
Lan Wangji closes his eyes for a second, takes a breath, imagines his heart freezing into jade. “The body and soul of Wei Wuxian.”
In the gambling house of the ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower, you can win any treasure--if you’re desperate enough, if you’re willing to risk enough, if you’re lucky enough. After six years of searching for any trace of Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji is desperate enough to come to Hua Cheng’s gambling table, and he’s ready to pay any price. Luck has rarely been on his side, but he’ll need it tonight.
You don’t need to know TGCF to read this, and this fic does not spoil any TGCF plot points (just a bit of worldbuilding).
The way I cried over this little ficlet.
Happy ending but my god
Lan Wangji mourning ruins my life.
5 Hanguang-Jun and His Beloved Pet Rabbit by 96qutie (Read chapter 40 this week)
Summary: A gentle touch stroked his back, and Wei Ying stiffened in surprise. He looked up to find pale-gold eyes staring down at him intensely.
He gulped.
“Are you hurt?” The young cultivator asked in a soft voice, as if he expected an answer— even though he was already prodding Wei Ying’s ears and legs to see for himself. When he didn’t find evidence of injury he seemed to relax. “Are you frightened?”
If Wei Ying were human, he would have blushed and tried to crack a joke to hide it. As a rabbit, he could only kick his feet like a shy toddler.
“Wangji? I heard a commotion. Is everything alright?”
With the swiftness of a child being caught up past their bedtime, Wei Ying was shoved inside a billowing sleeve.
“Mn.”
This is a ‘The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish’ AU for Wangxian. That series captured my heart, so then this happened. For those who don’t know that story; you don’t have to read it to read this. I don’t follow the plot at all, and I even changed the premise a bit. It’s only loosely inspired by it.
Also just to be clear: Wei Ying is not a rabbit 100% of the time.
The fic is complete! Only extras left :D
It was absolutely adorable :'3
This fic has a unique take on WY resurrection/life/abilities? and I really love that about it
6. Hold Your Light / to the Darkness In My Head by athena_crikey (29, 886)
Summary:
“Hanguang-Jun will take care of you,” says the boy firmly, and Wei Wuxian nods.
“Of course he will.”
Of course he will. He’s too noble to do anything else. Too noble to cast off a man who’s sick, crippled, a disgrace. A lunatic, they had called Mo Xuanyu. A fool to pelt with stones and lock up alone in a room. Well, now Wei Wuxian knows why.
This did indeed make me ugly cry, but it was a good good ending
Open/hopeful/neutral ending with Jiang Cheng if that is something important to you (I liked it in this fic)
So much self reflection - Wei Wuxian reevaluates his assumptions
So good, so emotional
7. somehow, someway, we all get to someday by Stratisphyre (76, 278)
Summary:
“That’s not why they called us,” Wei Changze said, brow creased in utter disbelief. “They want us to step in and take over leadership of YunmengJiang.”
When Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan die while on a night hunt, the leadership of the Jiang sect unexpectedly falls to a former servant and a rogue cultivator.
A role reversal AU.
I think I am obsessed with role reversal au's now because of this!
So, listen, if you've been following my lists you know I am obsessed with good uncle Qiren, and am committed to his happiness. This fic [chefs kiss] good for him! I stand a bisexual cast!! Let him have as many lovers as he wants.
Cute as heck- a little angsty though- the jiangs did lose their parents and politics are rough
such a solid ending.
That's what I read this week!
I did reup some wangxian! So I have a bunch to sift through. I have been obsessed with these two lately. Though I am getting the itch for shen yuan centered fics as well. I will have to browse some svsss tags too.
Turns out I am still feeling tender about Xie Lian's entire story. I want to desperately read TGCF fics but my heart is not there yet. I have been introducing them slowly via crossover.
If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu, liushen, bingliushen (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria! If I have fics that I have read that fit the vibe, I will happily rec a list <3
Until next week!
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bloopitynoot · 6 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 29
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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Today we go and see play #2/2. I don't think this one is a musical(?) but I am excited about it regardless, it's a dark comedy and I live for the genre.
Today with fish time I did not have tea, I went with a coffee latte.
Lt's get into chapter 29:
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Oh god, poor Ye Qinghuan, he's sweating thinking about the 'prophecy' in the letter. p305
I want to know how Ye Qinghuan found out about the second prince's plans to murder the princess and frame him. Like the second prince must be an idiot to share the most incriminating information with anyone in order for it to get out. p305
I'm also curious about the sixth prince, the fact that they've gathered no details about him is stress. He seems clever and sneaky. p306
Prince Jing is armed and Ready! p307
Expectation vs reality LOL: "He felt like he turned into a majestic eagle, shielding his master from wind and rain from his position on his shoulder. In reality his wet fins soon made Prince Jing's shoulder damp..." p308
For real, I'm surprised Prince Jing planned to leave his fish alone. With the amount of fish snatching I'd be concerned fish murder would happen. p310
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omg yes! I hope we get fish and dog adventures! I want it so bad! p310
The joy I feel in all of the second prince's plans failing. I'm glad everyone is taking the notes seriously. p312
This is what I'm saying!!! Attempted fish assassination! p313
omg they tried to poison the fish! p314
Bless the best doggo, Xiongfeng!
He did so good saving Li Yu. Now I want to know which person has a dog bite on their hand. My bets are on the sixth prince being sneaky. No one accounted for the dog.
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bloopitynoot · 6 days ago
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Marble it is :D
I do love the colour! I have about 15ish pages left in my current book, so likely book 2 of DTBPF will start in the marble notebook.
I'm so stoked about it, this will be Danmei notebook #3, I can't wait to fill more.
New notebooks!
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My second danmei notebook is a few pages away from being full!
So in honour of fish-time, I picked up a couple of new ones that gave xiaoyu energy.
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bloopitynoot · 7 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 28
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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Today the fam is off to see a musical! Every year we have my mom choose a couple shows for her birthday and then we see them together. It's become a fun and silly little tradition that I adore.
For fish time today, I had an entire pot of oolong today!
Let's get into chapter 28!
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God prince Jing is an icon and a legend. He just, mid banquet, pulled out a fish in a bottle, a preassembled tank, fish food, and special desserts made for his fish. Iconic. p294
Everyone at this banquet is just watching him feed his fish various desserts. Incredible. p294
At least Mu Tianzhao has the sense to realize Prince jing will never be an ally. p296
Barf. Barf. The way the second prince was plotting and now flirting to get Princess Jinjue's favour. p296
Oh my god. Prince Jing is accidentally making himself the finest catch in the empire with his little fish friend. p297
Li Yu's charisma stat is absolutely maxed out. 100% the star- main character energy for sure. p301
Bro is drinking vinegar! Poor move to request carp soup though. p301
God, yes. The karmic intervention. Princess Jinjue is also mad at Mu Tianzhao. Good! p302
[applause, applause, applause]. We love a smart and politically savvy woman! p303
RIP Mu Tianzhao
This guy is about to 'make a move' and I hope, I wish, it goes poorly. It was so nice knowing him [not really].
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bloopitynoot · 8 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 27
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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Until Tuesday my posting schedule might be a little wild and free. I am on vacation right now and my family is visiting for my mom's birthday!
Posts will still happen, but might be at odd times :,3
Today I'm back in my latte era- dirty chai!
Let's get into chapter 27!!!
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Goodbye fish independence! p284
LOL this would be me, living in the delusion: "Everyone greeted him properly when they saw him, satisfying little Li Yu's modest ego- okay, sure, they were actually greeting Prince Jing, but it felt good to pretend once in a while." p284
Oh damn. He doesn't let him out of the bottle at all. p284
Bless that servant for speaking up. Though everyone must think it's weird to have like 14 fish tanks for 1 fish. p287
God. Yes. Pls tell him, I'm dying to read what happens when Li Yu does reveal his identity. p287
Qinghuan is going to get himself killed for not listening to the fish and the prince. p290
"Dogs really do take after their master" ehehehe p290
This fish has the second prince absolutely shaking in his boots. p293
It's going to be a thing now
anytime the second prince see's that fish he's going to expect something awful to come his way. Good for Li Yu for cultivating an aura of horror.
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bloopitynoot · 8 days ago
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New notebooks!
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My second danmei notebook is a few pages away from being full!
So in honour of fish-time, I picked up a couple of new ones that gave xiaoyu energy.
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bloopitynoot · 9 days ago
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Finished chapter 7/16 of my Wangxian punk band au!
I didn't think I was going to have a fic update this week BUT I just had a flurry of inspiration and finished writing the majority of chapter 7 today! yay for it being wip wednesday This was a Lan Wangji pov and i'm finding I really love writing him. All of his POV's have been kind of soft and emotional, but therapeutic in a processing way.
BUT
I am so damn stoked to flip it around with chapter 8- I'll be writing accidental drunkji!!!!!!!! god I am so excited.
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bloopitynoot · 9 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 26
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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I literally said I was in my latte era yesterday, but here I am with a pot of oolong this morning XD I fully planned a chai or matcha latte but my soul said- more water less milk.
Let's goo chapter 26!
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"It was impossible to cancel the transformation halfway through" Question answered from yesterday! p264
Li Yu is cooked. They sealed all of the exits in the prince's room. He's stuck! p264
Oh my god. How did Chu Yanyu get so close?? p267
Just kidding- they're in the courtyard for the concubines. My next question though: how is Chu yanyu so familiar with xiongfeng?? p267
Question resolved lol. Prince Jing's hawk eyes caught the reason why. Though this decision is really making him hate Chu yanyu even more. p267
"It seemed to be someone god at calligraphy" I'm done. These guards are just pocketing the money Chu yanyu gives them and selling him bullshit. p269
"His highness says you're not who he's looking for. And to fuck off." p273
Li Yu's delusion about being sneaky is my favourite. He thinks he's about to become the next greatest spy but he's low key caught every time. p275
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I feel like if Li Yu wasn't a fish he would have been a golden retriever. This guy is more pet than person at this point. The tail chasing distraction turned his own joy- too cute! p277
The ink, now the peach blossom pastry. He's [Prince Jing] gotta know. p277
eheheheh! Prince Jing making the decision to just carry around his fish. p282
RIP Chu Yanyu
Like this guy keeps trying but doesn't realize he's just pissing the prince off more. Like no fault of his own, but damn he's flirting with death at this point.
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bloopitynoot · 10 days ago
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Reading DTBPF: Chapter 25
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For those who don't know, I am reading The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads DTBPF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read or my TGCF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
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Every once in a while I like to switch up the tea vibe. Apparently I'm in my latte era again this week.
For fish time today I have a pretty looking hojicha latte!
Let's go chapter 25!!!
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"A six or seven-year-old child could do better than this" bro! give the fish some face, he's trying :'3 p255
What a tricky thing to respond to. The letter is either a trap or a warning- either way it needs action. So yeah, "be prepared, just in case" is 100% a good choice. p257
Holy shit! So perceptive. Prince Jing paired the writing style with the fray on the brush. Now all he needs to do is add the fish to the equation. p257
Ye Qinghuan attempting to bargain with Prince Jing when the information he wants is the info to save his own life. Like just answer the prince XD this is not a bargain you have good stakes in. p260
Snacks are going to be the downfall of Li Yu. This guy! p261
I can't this is so funny
They didn't establish that he stole clothes this time so I am fully just picturing a soaking wet and very naked Li Yu snacking on the royal dessert and then panicking with a chipmunk full mouth.
I hope he gets caught like this
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