#brad jost

[hockeyrpfhub]

I don't get the hype around Tyson Jost he's a plug and looks like a 🐀

the only rat in the nhl is marchand... and i say that respectfully.

k

[reunite-those-nhlers-tourney]

ROUND 1 BRACKET

Bryan Rust & Zach Aston-Reese, Jakub Lauko & Jeremy Swayman, Steven Stamkos & Victor Hedman have been eliminated, now for round 1!

For round 1 there will be two polls a day starting tomorrow, just to keep things chill :)

Round 1 in text under the cut

Brandon Duhaime & Connor Dewar VS Charlie Coyle & Jason Zucker

Nathan Mackinnon & Tyson Barrie VS Michael Bunting & Toronto Maple Leafs

Jonas Brodin & Matt Dumba VS Alex Debrincat & Dylan Strome

Brian Dumoulin & Kailer Yamamoto VS John Marino & Luke Hughes

Anthony Beauvillier & Mathew Barzal VS Jordan Eberle & Taylor Hall

Gabriel Landeskog & Tyson Barrie VS Matt Martin & Mitch Marner

J.T. Compher & Tyson Jost VS Claude Giroux & Daniel Briere

Artemi Panarin & Vladimir Tarasenko VS Jeremy Swayman & Linus Ullmark

Erik Johnson & Gabriel Landeskog VS Auston Matthews & Frederik Andersen

Carey Price & PK Subban VS Jack Hughes & Ty Smith

Dylan Larkin & Tyler Bertuzzi VS Brandon Duhaime & Marc-Andre Fleury

Ty Dellandrea & Wyatt Johnston VS Stuart Skinner & Vincent Desharnais

Marc-Andre Fleury & Sidney Crosby VS Jake Oettinger & Ty Dellandrea

Sergei Fedorov & Steve Yzerman VS Brad Marchand & Tyler Seguin

Marc-Andre Fleury & Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang VS Nolan Patrick & Travis Konecny

Charlie McAvoy & Matt Grzelcyk VS Jamie Drysdale & Trevor Zegras

[tjarry]

find a blorbo!: a tag game for the new NHL season

thank you for the tag my beloved @mikathemad !!

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

Yes, even the team you despise. Yes, even the team everyone despises. Yes, even the team who you dare not speak of.

(I used a different color for teams I actually root for.)

Anaheim Ducks -Jansen Harkins

Boston Bruins -Brad Marchand, David Pastrnak, Jeremy Swayman

Buffalo Sabres - Bo Byram

Calgary Flames - Nazem Kadri, Ryan Lomberg, Devin Cooley

Carolina Hurricanes - Freddie Andersen, Tyson Jost

Chicago Hockey Team - Pat Maroon

Colorado Avalanche - Nathan MacKinnon, Mikko Rantanen, Alexandar Georgiev, Gabe Landeskog, Nikolai Kovalenko

Columbus Blue Jackets - Elvis Merzlikins

Dallas Stars - Wyatt Johnston, Logan Stankoven, Tyler Seguin, Magnus Hellberg, Jake Oettinger

Detroit Red Wings - J.T. Compher

Edmonton Oilers - Leon Draisaitl, Stuart Skinner, Connor McDavid

Florida Panthers - Matthew Tkachuk, Sergei Bobrovsky, the rest of the Panthers roster

Los Angeles Kings - Darcy Kuemper

Minnesota Wild - Marc-André Fleury, Jake Middleton, Kirill Kaprizov

Montreal Canadiens - Nick Suzuki

Nashville Predators - Scott Wedgewood, Brady Skjei

New Jersey Devils - Kurtis MacDermid, Jacob Markstrom

New York Islanders - Anthony Duclair

New York Rangers - Mika Zibanejad, Igor Shesterkin

Ottawa Senators - Linus Ullmark, Claude Giroux

Philadelphia Flyers - Travis Konecny, Ivan Fedotov, Erik Johnson

Pittsburgh Penguins - the whole damn team next question

San Jose Sharks - Ty Dellandrea, Macklin Celebrini

Seattle Kraken - Brandon Montour, Philipp Grubauer

St. Louis Blues - Mathieu Joseph, P.O. Joseph

Tampa Bay Lightning - Jake Guentzel, Andrei Vasilevskiy

Toronto Maple Leafs - William Nylander, Anthony Stolarz, Mitch Marner, Joseph Woll

Utah Hockey Club - Alex Kerfoot

Vancouver Canucks - Teddy Blueger, Thatcher Demko

Vegas Golden Knights - Ilya Samsonov, Tanner Pearson

Washington Capitals - Brandon Duhaime, Logan Thompson

Winnipeg Jets - Adam Lowry

tagging: @psyduc @marcfleurys @ullybug @thebrood1979 @sidsthekid and anyone else who wants to play!!

[pastrnakshohoho]

Navigation System

So, I made a new tagging system and this is to help you guys navigate through it. Everything is organized in alphabetical order. Clicking their name will bring you to everything I’ve posted and reblogged of them, like gifs, videos and clips, pictures, appreciation posts, etc.

When I started this, I had a shit ton of posts already, so, I’m really hoping I got everything 😅

See my pinned post for more navigation links!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Players

Alexander Ovechkin

Anders Bjork

Anthony Beauvillier

Brad Marchand

Braden Holtby

Brock Boeser

Carey Price

Charlie Coyle

Charlie McAvoy

Colin Wilson

Craig Anderson

Craig Smith

Danton Heinen

David Krejci

David Pastrnak

Frank Vatrano

Frederik Andersen

Garnet Hathaway

Jake DeBrusk

Jeremy Swayman

Jesse Gabrielle

Leo Komarov

Mat Barzal

Matt Grzelcyk

Matthew Tkachuk

Mitch Marner

Nick Foligno

Nick Suzuki

Noel Acciari

Oskar Steen

Patrice Bergeron

Ryan Graves

Sean Kuraly

Tom Wilson

Torey Krug

Travis Konecny

Trent Frederic

Tuukka Rask

Tyler Seguin

Tyson Jost

William Nylander

Zach Senyshyn

Zdeno Chara

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Duos

Jeremy Swayman and Linus Ullmark

Mat Barzal and Anthony Beauvillier

Patrice Bergeron and Brad Marchand

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Teams

Boston Bruins

Colorado Avalanche

New York Islanders

Seattle Kracken

Toronto Maple Leafs

Vancouver Canucks

Washington Capitals

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Extra

Asks

Fic Concepts

Fight Club

Hockey Humor

Jack Edwards and Andy Brickley

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[picked-off-by-barzal]

My corresponding Spotify Wrapped songs to my favorite hockey players from my top 100 year 3:

• 2 (Brendan Smith)- august by Taylor Swift

• 4 (Braden Schneider)- El Tango De Roxanne by Original Broadway Cast of Moulin Rouge! The Musical

• 6 (Erik Johnson)- my tears ricochet by Taylor Swift

• 7 (Jordan Eberle)- All I Wanted by Paramore

• 8 (Noah Dobson, Jacob Trouba)- ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

• 10 (Vinni Littieri, Artemi Panarin)- The Archer by Taylor Swift

• 11 (Trevor Zegras)- You Don’t Go To Parties by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 13 (Mat Barzal, Kevin Hayes, Nico Hischier, Alexis Lafreniere)- Stick Season by Noah Kahan

• 15 (Cal Clutterbuck)- TEARS! by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 16 (Mitch Marner)- Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All) by Omar Apollo

• 17 (Matt Martin, Tyson Jost)- Gilded Lily by Cults

• 19 (Matthew Tkachuk)- High by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 20 (Chris Kreider)- Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers

• 21 (Kyle Okposo)- The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan

• 22 (Cole Caufield, Kevin Fiala)- epiphany by Taylor Swift

• 24 (Scott Mayfield)- Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers

• 26 (Jimmy Vessey)- this is me trying by Taylor Swift

• 27 (Ryan McDonagh, Anders Lee)- Bleach by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 29 (Nathan MacKinnon, Leon Draisaitl, Marc-Andre Fluery, Brock Nelson)- Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

• 30 (Ilya Sorokin)- Out Of The Woods by Taylor Swift

• 31 (Igor Shesterkin)- Life On Mars? by David Bowie

• 36 (Mats Zuccarello)- I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

• 37 (Andrei Svechnikov)- Francesca by Hozier

• 40 (Semyon Varlamov)- Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

• 43 (Quinn Hughes)- Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

• 53 (Casey Cizikas)- Starting Line by Luke Hemings

• 58 (Kris Letang)- Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

• 63 (Brad Marchand)- No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 72 (Anthony Beauvillier)- Strange by Celeste

• 75 (Ryan Reaves)- Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 76 (Brady Skjei)- Heroes by David Bowie

• 79 (K’Andre Miller)- Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 87 (Sidney Crosby)- English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 88 (David Pastrnak)- I Wish I Never Met You by Babygirl

• 89 (Pavel Buchnevich)- If It Makes You Happy by Michael Cera Palin

• 91 (Tyler Seguin, Vladimir Taresenko, John Tavares)- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 93 (Mika Zibanejad)- Stay Together For The Kids by Blink-182

See you next year 🫶🫶

[jurassicparkpodcast]

Dominion Malta Expansion DLC Announced for Jurassic World Evolution!

It’s time to travel back to Malta! Today, Frontier announced the latest DLC for Jurassic World Evolution 2, the Dominion Malta Expansion.

The continued expansion of Jurassic World Evolution 2 heads to the seedy underworld of Jurassic World Dominion’s Malta marketplace where you help lead illicit operations just before the event of the film! Not only will you get to take in 3 new islands, but you’ll also get to travel along with the likes of Kayla Watts, Soyona Santos, Barry Sembène and Lewis Dodgson - voiced by DeWanda Wise, Dichen Lachman, Omar Sy and Cambell Scott, respectively. AMAZING!

Along with the inclusion of film locations and characters, we also get a slew of dinosaurs. In this DLC, Lystrosaurus, Oviraptor, Moros Intrepidus and the much sought after Atrociraptor all join the pack. They all look pretty stunning. But if new additions weren’t enough, we’ll also see new skins for the Allosaurus, Iguanodon, Dimorphodon and the Carnotaurus to match their film counterparts.

Lastly, it sounds like we’ll be getting new buildings, vehicle skins, decorations, the addition of a natural lagoon and many more quality of life changes along the way. This all sounds like a pretty major update, and one that may entice me to dive back into the game on December 8th! You’ll be able to pick up the Dominion Malta Expansion for $19.99. If you want to read more about the update, head over to the Jurassic World Evolution 2 website for more!

Written by: Brad Jost

[rymurrsneckbeard]

I posted 2,557 times in 2022

110 posts created (4%)

2,447 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@captain-peen

@magicallarynx

@andiefreddersen

@m00nlightdelights

@caixxa

I tagged 2,002 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#apparently i now have a crush on morgan rielly - 249 posts

#tyson jost - 98 posts

#mikko rantanen - 84 posts

#i need a mitchell tag - 79 posts

#trevor zegras - 72 posts

#matty tkachuk - 66 posts

#cale makar - 58 posts

#jt compher - 57 posts

#oh gabe - 53 posts

#elias pettersson - 53 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#(edit okay maybe not a ton of canadian guys but marner and sheahan definitely did and i swear i saw others but it's been a long day)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

god damn i love cale makar

11 notes - Posted June 18, 2022

#4

Why hello my Tumblr friends! It's that time again! All-Star weekend inspired me to crank out 6500 words, approximately 4500 of them being just unabashed smut. We're having a good time around here.

Gratitude

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Jack Hughes/Trevor Zegras/Tom Wilson (implied established Jack/Trevor)

Words: 6500+

Summary:

Tom Wilson isn't entirely sure what to expect from his first All-Star experience. He didn't think it would involve Jack Hughes saying Tom is the player he most wants to play with, and he really didn't plan on being asked to get alcohol for Jack and his other under-21 counterpart, Trevor Zegras.

But Jack and Trevor are determined to make it worth his while.

12 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

#3

The fuck actually are Marcus Foligno and Brad Marchand doing tonight??

15 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

#2

Okay so we've all seen the hilarious Ovechkin/Backstrom ad with Ovi's wife.

But I have Questions.

Why does Ovi's kid look like a tiny Sidney?

See the full post

15 notes - Posted January 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Siri, play One Direction, "Night Changes"

134 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

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[locke-writes]

Team Bio - Buffalo Sabres

First Season: 1970-1971

Rink Name: KeyBank Center

Previous Team Name(s): N/A

Conference/Division: Eastern/Atlantic

Stanley Cup Wins: None

Team Colors: Royal Blue, Gold, White

Player Info Below:

Current Important Players:

Tyson Jost (Center)

Jack Quinn (Right Wing)

Dylan Cozens (Center)

Zemgus Girgensons (Center)

Former Important Players:

Martin Biron (Goalie)

Dominik Hasek (Goalie)

Ryan Miller (Goalie)

Linus Ullmark (Goalie)

Maxim Afinogenov (Right Wing)

Dave Andreychuk (Left Wing)

Larry Carriere (Defense)

Nicolas Deslauries (Left Wing)

Richie Dunn (Defense)

Jack Eichel (Center)

Dale Hawerchuk (Center)

Tim Horton (Defense)

Evander Kane (Left Wing)

Brad May (Left Wing)

Mark Napier (Right Wing)

Mike Robitaille (Defense)

Tagging: @matt-knies

[ao3feed-hockey]

The Only One for Me is You

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/gSyaRrK

by Anonymous

Cale finally signs with the Avs, but he's got a secret that no one can find out. He's working hard to befriend the team - especially Nate - but his secret is slowly killing him inside.

Words: 17943, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Cale Makar, Nathan MacKinnon, Sidney Crosby, Brad Marchand, Gabriel Landeskog, Erik Johnson (Hockey RPF), Samuel Girard, Ryan Graves, Andre Burakovsky, Nikita Zadorov, Devon Toews

Relationships: Nathan MacKinnon/Cale Makar, J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/gSyaRrK

[ghiessa]

Bottoms Up

[jiggyloveshockey]

NHL conference calls I would actually like to see:

- Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin (starts civil and ends with Ovi and Malkin bitching at each other in Russian while Sid makes nervous yet polite chit chat with the moderator)

- Tyler Seguin, Tyson Barrie and a shirtless Laurent Brossoit (I call it “two bisexual disasters and a hottie”)

- Freddie Andersen, Carey Price and Nicklas Backstrom (it’s a ten minute silent staredown and then they all log off at the same time)

- Mitch Marner, Tyson Jost, Elias Pettersson and a slideshow of cute puppies (for when everything is terrible)

- Braden Holtby, his guitar and a romantic sunset in the background (for when everything continues to be terrible, but you’re also horny)

- Travis Konecny, Nolan Patrick, Brad Marchand and Jamie Benn (you think they are bitchy on RuPaul’s Drag Race? Hahaha, fasten your seatbelts! This is the motherload of pettiness. Welcome to the thunderdome!) 

[tanevthehimbo]

I proudly present, NHL players as reality tv shows

[andrewcogliano]

nhl as x factor auditions ( @ijustlovehockey )

[saintlaurentproblems]

CELEBRITIES AT THE 2020 GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER-PARTY

(Credit: GETTY)

[mceproductions]

Best of 2020 TV Shows #9: SNL and SNL at Home (NBC)

There’s something to be said about the complexity of having to put on a production even in the midst of the worst moments of the pandemic.

Case in point New York and the famous show that goes live from it.

Yeah April and New York was not a good time.

But the good folks at SNL did manage to do the unthinkable and put on 3 enjoyable shows with the cast in houses actually entertaining the crap out of us with whatever they had lying around.

Tom Hanks kicked it off

Brad Pitt gave us the highlight as Fauci himself predicted.

Kenan brought his chops.

Kate McKinnon as the late great notorious RGB

And even weekend update had its fair share of moments of genius even though che and Jost were not in the room together.

Such as Pete Davidson and an unfortunate phrase being coined.

But New York did welcome them back in October and we got some welcome moments concerning the election as well.

The irony of trump getting sick.

An amazing monologue by bill burr.

And the welcome passage of presidential torchers from Baldwins Trump to the rising duo of Jim Carrey and Maya Rudolph’s Biden and Kamala.

Plus it’s always fun to watch Questlove slap somebody.

SUM 22: The champions of the home lockdown became SNL and the amazing creative mindsets they put on with only what they had around them.



[jurassicparkpodcast]

The Jurassic Franchise is growing at the Universal Orlando Resort! New Parade + Nighttime Show!

Jurassic fans - we have TWO new experiences coming to Universal Studios Florida. Universal Mega Movie Parade and Cinesational: A Symphonic Spectacular are joining the ranks of Jurassic offerings at the Universal Orlando Resort this summer!

First up, we have a new daytime parade hitting the streets with some great properties, including our beloved T.rex! Universal Mega Movie Parade begins July 3rd, 2024.

"Your favorite characters leap off screen onto the streets for a daytime parade. Feel the roar of the T. rex, enjoy the adventure of E.T., embrace your true colors with Trolls and more. On select days."

Back in 2018, Universal Studios Japan introduced a Jurassic World section of their Universal Spectacle Night Parade. If the parade offerings coming to Orlando are anything like the one in Japan, we are in for a treat!

Next up, we have a new nighttime show coming to the lagoon at Universal Studios Florida. Cinesational: A Symphonic Spectacular will grace our ears with plenty of John Williams’ greatness on June 14th, 2024!

"Thrill to a cinematic journey with stirring soundtracks evoking the mystery and magic of Harry Potter™, the pulse-pounding thrills of Jurassic World and the gripping suspense of Jaws. On select nights."

Recently, the park had the nighttime show Universal Orlando’s Cinematic Celebration, which featured a Jurassic World segment. The nighttime show facilities closed down after Hurricane Ian, but will be brought back this summer with a brand new show. Hopefully the show will span the Jurassic World trilogy and we get to see more than just the 2015 film.

For more information check out the Universal Orlando Resort.

Written by:

Brad Jost