#brad jost

[hockeyrpfhub]

I don't get the hype around Tyson Jost he's a plug and looks like a 🐀

the only rat in the nhl is marchand... and i say that respectfully.

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[tjarry]

find a blorbo!: a tag game for the new NHL season

thank you for the tag my beloved @mikathemad !!

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

Yes, even the team you despise. Yes, even the team everyone despises. Yes, even the team who you dare not speak of.

(I used a different color for teams I actually root for.)

Anaheim Ducks -Jansen Harkins

Boston Bruins -Brad Marchand, David Pastrnak, Jeremy Swayman

Buffalo Sabres - Bo Byram

Calgary Flames - Nazem Kadri, Ryan Lomberg, Devin Cooley

Carolina Hurricanes - Freddie Andersen, Tyson Jost

Chicago Hockey Team - Pat Maroon

Colorado Avalanche - Nathan MacKinnon, Mikko Rantanen, Alexandar Georgiev, Gabe Landeskog, Nikolai Kovalenko

Columbus Blue Jackets - Elvis Merzlikins

Dallas Stars - Wyatt Johnston, Logan Stankoven, Tyler Seguin, Magnus Hellberg, Jake Oettinger

Detroit Red Wings - J.T. Compher

Edmonton Oilers - Leon Draisaitl, Stuart Skinner, Connor McDavid

Florida Panthers - Matthew Tkachuk, Sergei Bobrovsky, the rest of the Panthers roster

Los Angeles Kings - Darcy Kuemper

Minnesota Wild - Marc-André Fleury, Jake Middleton, Kirill Kaprizov

Montreal Canadiens - Nick Suzuki

Nashville Predators - Scott Wedgewood, Brady Skjei

New Jersey Devils - Kurtis MacDermid, Jacob Markstrom

New York Islanders - Anthony Duclair

New York Rangers - Mika Zibanejad, Igor Shesterkin

Ottawa Senators - Linus Ullmark, Claude Giroux

Philadelphia Flyers - Travis Konecny, Ivan Fedotov, Erik Johnson

Pittsburgh Penguins - the whole damn team next question

San Jose Sharks - Ty Dellandrea, Macklin Celebrini

Seattle Kraken - Brandon Montour, Philipp Grubauer

St. Louis Blues - Mathieu Joseph, P.O. Joseph

Tampa Bay Lightning - Jake Guentzel, Andrei Vasilevskiy

Toronto Maple Leafs - William Nylander, Anthony Stolarz, Mitch Marner, Joseph Woll

Utah Hockey Club - Alex Kerfoot

Vancouver Canucks - Teddy Blueger, Thatcher Demko

Vegas Golden Knights - Ilya Samsonov, Tanner Pearson

Washington Capitals - Brandon Duhaime, Logan Thompson

Winnipeg Jets - Adam Lowry

tagging: @psyduc @marcfleurys @ullybug @thebrood1979 @sidsthekid and anyone else who wants to play!!

[picked-off-by-barzal]

My corresponding Spotify Wrapped songs to my favorite hockey players from my top 100 year 3:

• 2 (Brendan Smith)- august by Taylor Swift

• 4 (Braden Schneider)- El Tango De Roxanne by Original Broadway Cast of Moulin Rouge! The Musical

• 6 (Erik Johnson)- my tears ricochet by Taylor Swift

• 7 (Jordan Eberle)- All I Wanted by Paramore

• 8 (Noah Dobson, Jacob Trouba)- ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

• 10 (Vinni Littieri, Artemi Panarin)- The Archer by Taylor Swift

• 11 (Trevor Zegras)- You Don’t Go To Parties by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 13 (Mat Barzal, Kevin Hayes, Nico Hischier, Alexis Lafreniere)- Stick Season by Noah Kahan

• 15 (Cal Clutterbuck)- TEARS! by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 16 (Mitch Marner)- Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All) by Omar Apollo

• 17 (Matt Martin, Tyson Jost)- Gilded Lily by Cults

• 19 (Matthew Tkachuk)- High by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 20 (Chris Kreider)- Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers

• 21 (Kyle Okposo)- The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan

• 22 (Cole Caufield, Kevin Fiala)- epiphany by Taylor Swift

• 24 (Scott Mayfield)- Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers

• 26 (Jimmy Vessey)- this is me trying by Taylor Swift

• 27 (Ryan McDonagh, Anders Lee)- Bleach by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 29 (Nathan MacKinnon, Leon Draisaitl, Marc-Andre Fluery, Brock Nelson)- Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

• 30 (Ilya Sorokin)- Out Of The Woods by Taylor Swift

• 31 (Igor Shesterkin)- Life On Mars? by David Bowie

• 36 (Mats Zuccarello)- I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

• 37 (Andrei Svechnikov)- Francesca by Hozier

• 40 (Semyon Varlamov)- Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

• 43 (Quinn Hughes)- Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

• 53 (Casey Cizikas)- Starting Line by Luke Hemings

• 58 (Kris Letang)- Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

• 63 (Brad Marchand)- No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 72 (Anthony Beauvillier)- Strange by Celeste

• 75 (Ryan Reaves)- Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 76 (Brady Skjei)- Heroes by David Bowie

• 79 (K’Andre Miller)- Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 87 (Sidney Crosby)- English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 88 (David Pastrnak)- I Wish I Never Met You by Babygirl

• 89 (Pavel Buchnevich)- If It Makes You Happy by Michael Cera Palin

• 91 (Tyler Seguin, Vladimir Taresenko, John Tavares)- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 93 (Mika Zibanejad)- Stay Together For The Kids by Blink-182

See you next year 🫶🫶

[jurassicparkpodcast]

Dominion Malta Expansion DLC Announced for Jurassic World Evolution!

It’s time to travel back to Malta! Today, Frontier announced the latest DLC for Jurassic World Evolution 2, the Dominion Malta Expansion.

The continued expansion of Jurassic World Evolution 2 heads to the seedy underworld of Jurassic World Dominion’s Malta marketplace where you help lead illicit operations just before the event of the film! Not only will you get to take in 3 new islands, but you’ll also get to travel along with the likes of Kayla Watts, Soyona Santos, Barry Sembène and Lewis Dodgson - voiced by DeWanda Wise, Dichen Lachman, Omar Sy and Cambell Scott, respectively. AMAZING!

Along with the inclusion of film locations and characters, we also get a slew of dinosaurs. In this DLC, Lystrosaurus, Oviraptor, Moros Intrepidus and the much sought after Atrociraptor all join the pack. They all look pretty stunning. But if new additions weren’t enough, we’ll also see new skins for the Allosaurus, Iguanodon, Dimorphodon and the Carnotaurus to match their film counterparts.

Lastly, it sounds like we’ll be getting new buildings, vehicle skins, decorations, the addition of a natural lagoon and many more quality of life changes along the way. This all sounds like a pretty major update, and one that may entice me to dive back into the game on December 8th! You’ll be able to pick up the Dominion Malta Expansion for $19.99. If you want to read more about the update, head over to the Jurassic World Evolution 2 website for more!

Written by: Brad Jost

[rymurrsneckbeard]

I posted 2,557 times in 2022

110 posts created (4%)

2,447 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@captain-peen

@magicallarynx

@andiefreddersen

@m00nlightdelights

@caixxa

I tagged 2,002 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#apparently i now have a crush on morgan rielly - 249 posts

#tyson jost - 98 posts

#mikko rantanen - 84 posts

#i need a mitchell tag - 79 posts

#trevor zegras - 72 posts

#matty tkachuk - 66 posts

#cale makar - 58 posts

#jt compher - 57 posts

#oh gabe - 53 posts

#elias pettersson - 53 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#(edit okay maybe not a ton of canadian guys but marner and sheahan definitely did and i swear i saw others but it's been a long day)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

god damn i love cale makar

11 notes - Posted June 18, 2022

#4

Why hello my Tumblr friends! It's that time again! All-Star weekend inspired me to crank out 6500 words, approximately 4500 of them being just unabashed smut. We're having a good time around here.

Gratitude

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Jack Hughes/Trevor Zegras/Tom Wilson (implied established Jack/Trevor)

Words: 6500+

Summary:

Tom Wilson isn't entirely sure what to expect from his first All-Star experience. He didn't think it would involve Jack Hughes saying Tom is the player he most wants to play with, and he really didn't plan on being asked to get alcohol for Jack and his other under-21 counterpart, Trevor Zegras.

But Jack and Trevor are determined to make it worth his while.

12 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

#3

The fuck actually are Marcus Foligno and Brad Marchand doing tonight??

15 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

#2

Okay so we've all seen the hilarious Ovechkin/Backstrom ad with Ovi's wife.

But I have Questions.

Why does Ovi's kid look like a tiny Sidney?

See the full post

15 notes - Posted January 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Siri, play One Direction, "Night Changes"

134 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

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[locke-writes]

Team Bio - Buffalo Sabres

First Season: 1970-1971

Rink Name: KeyBank Center

Previous Team Name(s): N/A

Conference/Division: Eastern/Atlantic

Stanley Cup Wins: None

Team Colors: Royal Blue, Gold, White

Player Info Below:

Current Important Players:

Tyson Jost (Center)

Jack Quinn (Right Wing)

Dylan Cozens (Center)

Zemgus Girgensons (Center)

Former Important Players:

Martin Biron (Goalie)

Dominik Hasek (Goalie)

Ryan Miller (Goalie)

Linus Ullmark (Goalie)

Maxim Afinogenov (Right Wing)

Dave Andreychuk (Left Wing)

Larry Carriere (Defense)

Nicolas Deslauries (Left Wing)

Richie Dunn (Defense)

Jack Eichel (Center)

Dale Hawerchuk (Center)

Tim Horton (Defense)

Evander Kane (Left Wing)

Brad May (Left Wing)

Mark Napier (Right Wing)

Mike Robitaille (Defense)

Tagging: @matt-knies

[ao3feed-hockey]

The Only One for Me is You

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/gSyaRrK

by Anonymous

Cale finally signs with the Avs, but he's got a secret that no one can find out. He's working hard to befriend the team - especially Nate - but his secret is slowly killing him inside.

Words: 17943, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Cale Makar, Nathan MacKinnon, Sidney Crosby, Brad Marchand, Gabriel Landeskog, Erik Johnson (Hockey RPF), Samuel Girard, Ryan Graves, Andre Burakovsky, Nikita Zadorov, Devon Toews

Relationships: Nathan MacKinnon/Cale Makar, J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/gSyaRrK

[ghiessa]

Bottoms Up

[jiggyloveshockey]

NHL conference calls I would actually like to see:

- Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin (starts civil and ends with Ovi and Malkin bitching at each other in Russian while Sid makes nervous yet polite chit chat with the moderator)

- Tyler Seguin, Tyson Barrie and a shirtless Laurent Brossoit (I call it “two bisexual disasters and a hottie”)

- Freddie Andersen, Carey Price and Nicklas Backstrom (it’s a ten minute silent staredown and then they all log off at the same time)

- Mitch Marner, Tyson Jost, Elias Pettersson and a slideshow of cute puppies (for when everything is terrible)

- Braden Holtby, his guitar and a romantic sunset in the background (for when everything continues to be terrible, but you’re also horny)

- Travis Konecny, Nolan Patrick, Brad Marchand and Jamie Benn (you think they are bitchy on RuPaul’s Drag Race? Hahaha, fasten your seatbelts! This is the motherload of pettiness. Welcome to the thunderdome!) 

[tanevthehimbo]

I proudly present, NHL players as reality tv shows

[andrewcogliano]

nhl as x factor auditions ( @ijustlovehockey )

[saintlaurentproblems]

CELEBRITIES AT THE 2020 GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER-PARTY

(Credit: GETTY)

[mceproductions]

Best of 2020 TV Shows #9: SNL and SNL at Home (NBC)

There’s something to be said about the complexity of having to put on a production even in the midst of the worst moments of the pandemic.

Case in point New York and the famous show that goes live from it.

Yeah April and New York was not a good time.

But the good folks at SNL did manage to do the unthinkable and put on 3 enjoyable shows with the cast in houses actually entertaining the crap out of us with whatever they had lying around.

Tom Hanks kicked it off

Brad Pitt gave us the highlight as Fauci himself predicted.

Kenan brought his chops.

Kate McKinnon as the late great notorious RGB

And even weekend update had its fair share of moments of genius even though che and Jost were not in the room together.

Such as Pete Davidson and an unfortunate phrase being coined.

But New York did welcome them back in October and we got some welcome moments concerning the election as well.

The irony of trump getting sick.

An amazing monologue by bill burr.

And the welcome passage of presidential torchers from Baldwins Trump to the rising duo of Jim Carrey and Maya Rudolph’s Biden and Kamala.

Plus it’s always fun to watch Questlove slap somebody.

SUM 22: The champions of the home lockdown became SNL and the amazing creative mindsets they put on with only what they had around them.



[jurassicparkpodcast]

The Jurassic Franchise is growing at the Universal Orlando Resort! New Parade + Nighttime Show!

Jurassic fans - we have TWO new experiences coming to Universal Studios Florida. Universal Mega Movie Parade and Cinesational: A Symphonic Spectacular are joining the ranks of Jurassic offerings at the Universal Orlando Resort this summer!

First up, we have a new daytime parade hitting the streets with some great properties, including our beloved T.rex! Universal Mega Movie Parade begins July 3rd, 2024.

"Your favorite characters leap off screen onto the streets for a daytime parade. Feel the roar of the T. rex, enjoy the adventure of E.T., embrace your true colors with Trolls and more. On select days."

Back in 2018, Universal Studios Japan introduced a Jurassic World section of their Universal Spectacle Night Parade. If the parade offerings coming to Orlando are anything like the one in Japan, we are in for a treat!

Next up, we have a new nighttime show coming to the lagoon at Universal Studios Florida. Cinesational: A Symphonic Spectacular will grace our ears with plenty of John Williams’ greatness on June 14th, 2024!

"Thrill to a cinematic journey with stirring soundtracks evoking the mystery and magic of Harry Potter™, the pulse-pounding thrills of Jurassic World and the gripping suspense of Jaws. On select nights."

Recently, the park had the nighttime show Universal Orlando’s Cinematic Celebration, which featured a Jurassic World segment. The nighttime show facilities closed down after Hurricane Ian, but will be brought back this summer with a brand new show. Hopefully the show will span the Jurassic World trilogy and we get to see more than just the 2015 film.

For more information check out the Universal Orlando Resort.

Written by:

Brad Jost

[tabloidtoc]

OK, November 23

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Jeff Bridges opens up about the fight of his life 

Page 2: Contents 

Page 3: Contents 

Page 4: Lori Loughlin’s life behind bars -- Lori’s been having a hard time adjusting to her new reality

Page 6: The holiday season will look a little different for Prince Harry this year -- originally the plan was for Harry to travel to England around Christmastime and Meghan Markle reluctantly agreed though she was far from happy with the idea but now with new travel restrictions in place due to Covid-19 she’s told him there’s no way they’re leaving California which is crushing for Harry who was looking forward to spending the holidays with the royals especially since he missed out last year and he’s been horribly homesick these last few months and he misses the holiday traditions he grew up with even though he loves his life in America with Meghan and son Archie 

Page 7: Newly single Kelly Clarkson has been swooning over country crooner Brett Eldredge her collaborator on the flirty new Christmas tune Under the Mistletoe -- they spent lots of time together in the studio and on the phone and really bonded while they were cutting this sexy song, Brad Pitt’s most recent ex-girlfriend Nicole Poturalski has started talking to friends about what happened between them in detail and it’s an embarrassing mess for Brad who prides himself on privacy, after 16 seasons as colleagues and sparring BFFs on The Voice Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are besties no more because there was a lot of talk between them about keeping in touch and hanging out after Adam left the show but amid lingering tensions neither has made an effort and Adam may not even be invited when Blake marries Gwen Stefani

Page 8: Ever since Sofia Richie split for good from Scott Disick she’s been out every night with some really shady types to the dismay of her dad Lionel Richie who is not liking what he’s hearing about her partying and dating habits -- Sofia has already jumped into a new relationship with Cha Cha Matcha founder Matthew Morton and is hanging nonstop with his crew -- Lionel thought breaking free from Scott would mean a calmer life but it just sees like she’s gone off the rails, Betty White is already gearing up to celebrate her 99th birthday in January with a low-key yet reverent bash, she’s been linked to several Hollywood hunks of late but Lily James just wants her old beau back and she’s regretting breaking off her five-year relationship with Matt Smith -- since the split she’s been linked to Dominic West and Armie Hammer and Chris Evans and the onslaught has only made her miss Matt more -- Matt’s always had her back and Lily knows she made a mistake letting him go but Matt feels duped regarding all the rumors about her and other guys but she swears nothing happened and that she misses him

Page 10: Red Hot on the Red Carpet -- stars wow in romantic ruffled gowns -- Keke Palmer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kirsten Dunst 

Page 11: Lupita Nyong’o, Halsey 

Page 12: Who Wore It Better? Renee Bargh vs. Alessandra Ambrosio

Page 14: News In Photos -- Paris Jackson posed for a portrait in Beverly Hills days before releasing her debut solo album 

Page 15: Adam Brody with his newborn son in Malibu, pregnant Jinger Duggar stepped out in Venice with husband Jeremy Vuolo and their daughter Felicity for lunch, Lady Gaga on stage at a drive-in concert in Pittsburgh 

Page 16: Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell headed out for brunch with one of their twin daughters in Encino, Camila Cabello held on tight to one of her three pups while chasing another one who escaped from his leash in Miami, Pierce Brosnan playing golf in Hawaii 

Page 18: DJ Diplo took a dip in the ocean in Miami, John Legend took his Ford Mustang out for a spin with wife Chrissy Teigen and one of their dogs in Beverly Hills 

Page 19: Bella Thorne and boyfriend Benjamin Mascolo in Rome, Scott Disick was Ace Ventura for Halloween in L.A. 

Page 20: Ruff Life -- stars show love for their canine companions -- Ariel Winter and her latest rescue Cobey, Jamie Chung and her dog, soccer star Alex Morgan with her dogs Kona and Blue 

Page 21: Nev Schulman cuddled up with Dancing With the Stars partner Jenna Johnson’s dog Ziggy, PLEASE ADOPT, DON’T SHOP  

Page 22: Shawn Mendes on a walk in Miami, Kate Mara stopped by Target with her daughter, Ellen DeGeneres dressed up as a nurse who is her favorite superhero 

Page 24: Skai Jackson headed to rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars, Elizabeth Lyn Vargas of Real Housewives of Orange County gave a tour of her home, Joe Jonas strolling daughter Willa around the neighborhood 

Page 25: Thomas Brodie-Sangster attended the premiere of Stardust a biopic about David Bowie in London, Donnie Wahlberg and Steve Schirripa filmed a scene for Blue Bloods in Brooklyn 

Page 26: Taking over duties from Prince Harry his stepmother Duchess Camilla arrived at the Field of Remembrance to commemorate those who lost their lives in the armed forces in London, Amber Heard enjoyed a hike with her dog in L.A., Renee Elisa Goldsberry and Sara Bareilles and Paula Pell and Busy Philipps filmed a scene for Tina Fey’s upcoming series Girls5Eva in NYC 

Page 27: Offset delivered free food to voters waiting in line on Election Day, Ciara in Seattle 

Page 28: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have finally become husband and wife in a low-key ceremony in the backyard of their L.A. home with just a handful of family and close friends like Steve Carell and Emma Stone were in attendance -- Ryan wore jeans with a button-down shirt while Eva wore a red dress from her own collection -- now that the party’s over Eva and Ryan have been talking about having a third child

Page 29: Reality hit Love Is Blind hooked viewers with its OMG premise but the show’s married cohosts Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey were decidedly less riveting and their presenting style was laughably wooden and stiff and while the duo is slated to return for the show’s second season Nick and Vanessa have been put on notice to spice it up, Tori Spelling is freaking out at the prospect of her husband Dean McDermott spending six months alone in Toronto which is the same town where he cheated on her seven years ago -- Dean has signed on to star in Canadian TV show Lady Dicks and while Tori should be thrilled that that he’ll be bringing in some income for their often-struggling family of seven she is preparing for the worst 

Page 30: While it appears Nina Dobrev and Shaun White have spent 2020 in hardcore flirt mode Nina’s friends have cautioned that this is a dead-end romance because Shaun shows up and posts pictures of them on social media but the fact is they’ve barely spent any time together and they hook up and then he goes back to his own place -- Shaun rarely invites Nina to either of his two Hollywood Hills pads and is proving his flaky reputation is legit, things are looking up for parents-to-be Kit Harington and Rose Leslie after a rocky start to their marriage the two are finally in a happy place -- Kit has stopped boozing and this baby has put a fire under him to be more accommodating and besides helping update and baby-proof the couple’s 15th century countryside manor Kit’s been more attentive to Rose in every way, Love Bites -- Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi split, Maya Erskine and Michael Angarano are engaged and expecting, Ashlee Simpson welcomed her second child with husband Evan Ross 

Page 32: Cover Story -- Jeff Bridges: I’m not giving up -- how the beloved star is coping during his brave health battle 

Page 36: Katherine Heigl why she disappeared -- the reason Katherine walked away from the spotlight ad how she found her way back 

Page 38: Home Alone turns 30 -- in honor of the holiday classic’s milestone anniversary secrets and trivia about the movie and its stars 

Page 40: Feel the Burn -- fitness fanatic Morgan Coleman is here to take your home workout up a notch 

Page 42: Healthy Holidays -- how stars stay fit and feeling their best during the festive season 

Page 46: Style Week -- Olivia Culpo has teamed up with her siblings on an exclusive collection for Macy’s 

Page 48: What’s Hot Right Now -- Madewell wants you to Make Weekends Longer with its new sustainable MWL collection 

Page 49: Steal Her Style -- Drew Barrymore 

Page 50: Dress the Halls -- festive pieces to rock through the holidays even if you’re celebrating at home -- AnnaSophia Robb 

Page 54: Entertainment 

Page 55: Q&A -- Jake Tyson

Page 58: Buzz -- Just weeks after Kim Kardashian West was slammed over her 40th birthday bash Kendall Jenner received similar criticism for throwing a jam-packed soiree for her 25th birthday 

Page 60: Sound Bites -- Cameron Diaz on having a baby at 47, Conan O’Brien on the props that were stolen from his late-night set, Sacha Baron Cohen joking that he and his wife Isla Fisher are not A-listers, Anne Hathaway on the embarrassing ways she handled the lockdown 

Page 61: Florence Pugh on her close relationship with her Black Widow costar Scarlett Johansson, Christine Quinn on not being bothered by negative comments, Chelsea Handler on crushing on New York governor Andrew Cuomo 

Page 62: Horoscope -- Lisa Bonet turned 53 on November 16 

Page 64: By the Numbers -- Colin Jost

[leafsbabe]

Which players type, "it's the thot that counts," on accident because they can't spell, and which ones type it on purpose because they believe firmly in the power of being a thot?

can’t spell:

- Alexander Wennberg

- Alex Nylander

- Alex Galchenyuk

- Alex DeBrincat

- Beau Bennett

- Mat Barzal

- Matthew Tkachuk

thot and proud:

- Brad Marchand

- Erik Johnson

- Jason Demers

- Paul Bissonnette

- William Nylander

can’t spell but is also a thot so nobody corrects them:

- Jakub Vrana

- Taylor Hall

- Tyler Seguin

- Tyson Jost