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As a society we need more art and fic with like, People all around Ford recognizing how hot he is and trying to convince him of that and crying over the fact that the one guy who dated him was a triangle who treated him like shit, while at the same time I need someone (preferably a henchmaniac) telling Bill that they can't believe he baged someone as hot as Ford
#author is sleep deprived#both me and ford#stanford pines#billford#bill cipher#gravity falls spoilers#ford is so hot and for what#he has ppl lusting after him in canon#and he wasted so much time on that fucking dorito#ford baby im so sorry
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)
#sorry for cursing your eyes with both bill designs#can you tell i was struggling between using the shows style and my own? YEAH. trust me it was worse#gravity falls bill#gravity falls book#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls ford#gravity falls#bill ci the demon guy#the book of bill#billford#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#grunkle ford#bill x ford#ford pines#gravity falls stanford#bill x stanford#gravity falls comic#SORRY IF YOU CANT READ BILLS TEXT. AGAIN. MY BAD...#gravity falls headcanons#human bill cipher#human bill design
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Fiddleford Appreciation Post!
(Can you tell that he’s my favorite character?)
#ford too they’re both dear to me#gravity falls#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#fiddauthor#book of bill
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Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3
After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.
The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.
YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.
#been listening to a lot of lady gaga these days so this happened#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Ford and Fiddleford beat each other's ass over 30 year feud- 40k caught on camera#Fiddleford goes to jail for being a cult leader- disruption of peace and kidnapping after the fight <3 he's in his flop era#they both suck- Im sorry- I can't make morally pure characters they need to be GREY and SUCK JUST A LITTLE BIT#it's part of the fun!!#i have so much to say about this AU but I cant verbalise all of it so y'all have to be patient with me alr#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw scopophobia
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Werewolf Wendy 💢💥💥💯💥💥💣
Also the twins
The lineart that I also colored digitally (mainly to decide on the final colors)
#I usually don't give werewolves tails but it fits with Wendy's design#I love this au because it's an excuse for me to draw both feathery and not wings#gravity falls#gravity falls au#monster falls#wendy corduroy#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford pines#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#gargoyle stan#sphinx ford#werewolf Wendy#mermaid mabel#deer dipper#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#the lineart for Wendy was so good I was afraid to color the drawing#do you want more from this au?#nah just kidding I already have more. it's not a choice it's inevitable#animal au#mason pines#lineart
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for my stanrickers out there
#maybe i will color these. maybe#enjoy toxic old man freaks <3#stan is not allowed to judge ford when it comes to exes#they both have a track record. twinning <3#anyways#stanrick#stanley pines#rick sanchez#rick is addicting to draw and it pisses me the fuck off#gravity falls#rick and morty#ive been wanting to draw them for ages. good lord#gf#ram#my art#i was today years old when i learned this ship is actually called stanchez#stanchez
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i cant take it anymore i cant do maths anymore
#billford#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford#stanley pines#stan pines#bill cipher#is that all#yes. okay#anyways the ‘bad brother dynamic’ is in reference to their fuckin issues and shit#its unhealthy on both sides#actually this entire chart is so toxic in general that it rivals chernobyl#it makes me sick. SICKKK#i should care about the rest of gravity falls but my mind is hooked#sorry
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college fiddauthor doodles ^_^
#getting journal 3 for my bday im so excited RAHH#fiddauthor#ford²#fordford#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#young ford pines#young fiddleford#they r both trans+gay+autistic to me <3 (definitely not self projecting smiles)
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PINES! PINES! PINES!
[Image Description: Fanart of the Pines family from "Gravity Falls" in Mabel's scrapbook, decorated with stickers and glitter pens. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. Full spread as one image is also below the cut. End ID]
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Image one: In Mabel's scrapbook, a photo of college aged Dipper and Mabel in their room is captioned, "Back in the Shack!" Dipper wears Wendy's hat, square glasses, a red plaid jacket over a gray Piedmont t-shirt, brown cargo shorts, and hiking sneakers. Mabel wears a round glasses, a handmade crochet square top, embroidered wide leg jeans, and thick-sole loafers.
Image two: Two photos in the Mystery Shack captioned, "Family Tattoos!" The twins show off their respective pine tree and shooting star tattoos, then Ford and Stan join in with their respective six-fingered hand and fez symbol tattoos.
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#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#digital art#artists on tumblr#doodleswithangie#500#mabel's scrapbook#inspired by the many teen/young adult designs for dipper and mabel that i've seen#i put them around college age bc to me if this were a new 'season' they'd either be graduating high school or college#since both are big coming of age moments keeping in line with the original show's theme of growing up#i redrew both rooms to make small little changes but it was worth it bc i love the show's backgrounds
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When the guy you have been obssessed with for more than 30 years and the guy you hate more than anything in the universe have the same face
Inspired by this comic strip
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#my fanart#my art#the book of bill#it is just so funny to me that tbob revealed both Bill's all-encompasing obssessive/possessive interest in Ford#AND#Bill's all-encompassing HATRED of Stan#truly bill just has the pines family brainrot#like me
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Journal 3’s references to Stan
Post-Weirdmageddon
“I bristled at the idea of sharing my accomplishments with anyone. I shunned my brother for one dumb mistake, and I shunned Fiddleford for having the nerve to try to stop me from dooming the world.”
“I just couldn’t get over the idea of myself as the lone hero.. and it was Stanley who paid the price.”
“Trust shouldn’t be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others- a strength I now realize was in my brother all along.”
"Stanley Pines was the man who saved the world, not me. I spent so long thinking he was a selfish jerk, and he turned out to be the most selfless man I've ever met in any dimension. If I'm totally honest, I must admit that he's a hero and I'm... a hero's brother. And I'm okay with that.
Thank goodness he is recovering his wonderfully twisted mind. And I vow to spend the rest of my days making things right between us... If only he gives me a chance."
“When Stanley and I were kids, we would often read tales of the Sibling Brothers- about two boys who dedicated their lives to exploring mysteries together. With a new anomaly to investigate, I’ve been thinking about those tales more and more lately.”
"Dipper is no longer my apprentice, and Fiddleford has a genuine career as an inventor ahead of him- so I think it's time for the Pines Twins to join forces again. At least, I hope so. I haven't discussed my idea with Stan yet. But if I know my brother, he will jump at the chance to find "money and babes.""
"The path before us is clear. And it looks like this:"
“I had suggested to Dipper that because of all the misfortune caused by them, we burn [the Journals] in the last campfire of the summer. Mabel, Soos & Stan all seemed very excited by this notion.”
“You hold a record of one man’s folly and the kindness of a family that saved him from himself. It’s never too late to learn that growing old doesn’t have to mean growing up.”
Other sections: Pre-Portal, Post-Portal, Lost Journal pages + Ford's letters
#ford: these journals are haunting me like a curse!#bill about to hit him with a book that actually haunts him in a few weeks:#stan and bill both having 'growing up is optional' lines im chewing on the dry wall#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#stanford pines#journal 3#stan twins
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.
I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.
Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?
#i mean tbh i feel like Bill would have NEVER let that information be forgotten and would CONSTANTLY remind Ford about it#as a manipulation technique but id also get the vibe disney would have DEFINITELY axed any direct implications of them being married#at keast definitely during the show. book of bill also probably considering them having a relationship is heavily implied but not outright#stated#also its EXTREMELY funny to me if both the twins married people while drunk#hugin rambles#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#hugin rambles gf
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do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?
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#since im submitting this to radar: hi! my main blog is stupidusernamepolicy. this is my art sideblog#rick and morty#rick & morty#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#rick sanchez#stanchez#rickstan#stanrick#admin draws#fanart#inspired by spinetrick slightly in the color palette because i didnt wanna do a style copy. but i first imagined it as it being THEIR art#dont. dont ask. i have a weird brain. ive done this shit before.#if im not alone PLEASE sound off. its funny but im also like. please dont let me be the only one.#anyeays. i always loved this ship#i know rick ford was the big thing but i personally think its much funnier if theyre rivals and cant stand each other#bc of science ego and personality differences#all the while rick is canoodling with his brother#i feel like theyre a great match in that theyre kind of immature old conmen who are both game for pretty much anything#RIGHT before i posted i caught a shading issue and also that i forgot stan's five o clock shadow. HA#imagine i posted this yesterday before those fixes. god what a nightmare
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do u see the vision. are you picking up what im putting down here
#simon petrikov#stanford pines#ford pines#adventure time#gravity falls#jess scribbles#scopophobia//#both of them are just. Old Nerd who was obsessed with peculiar things and is now living in a world different from what they once knew.#and also had a very codependent relationship with someone who so happens to be a chaos god in some form or another#also be nice 2 me this is like the 2nd time ive ever drawn ford i think
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