#born out of sex?
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#How come that we tend to see these two things as so incompatible even though pregnancy is a very natural state#born out of sex?
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we as a society really need to get into the torrid awful years long harry/hermione affair that started with them stumbling into bed together during the horcrux hunt when ron left. btw
#like hello.#ive never shipped them but this wont get out of my head#something something both of them being orphans (bc hermione obliviated her parents) and both of them being muggles#ron is a pureblood and like. while he’s still a traitor he always has the option to just opt out#go into hiding#death eaters probably wouldnt be actively looking for him#not when the focus is Killing Harry Potter#AND HE DOES OPT OUT#HE LEAVES BECAUSE HE CAN#harry & hermione could never. the war is literally waged on their blood#muggle born orphans & the only two out of the three of them who were ever up close and personal with a death eater#<- something very compelling about them finding comfort in each other. i think#like do you guys remember the scene in halfblood prince at the end when the golden trio + ginny are chillin in someones room at the burrow#and harry & ginny are dating#its such a like ’this is what we’re fighting for❤️’ moment#well. what if harry&hermione are changed after the war in ways that ron (pureblood) cant comprehend !#and now theyre both planning their weddings to their respective weasley because This Is What We Fought For#but ginny doesnt understand harry & ron doesnt understand hermione#and harry doesnt understand ginny & hermione doesnt understand ron#very compelling to think about how something just. shifts between h&h during the war#they never planned on telling ron or anyone bc it was war and it didnt count and nothing was real#but now the war is over and its not as easy as they thought to just go back to how things were#me&kara agree that they end up fucking again after freds funeral#the three of them have been attending so many funerals as a trio#but this one would have ron w his family more.. & harry and hermione sticking together#theyre all staying at the burrow after the funeral and h&h stumble into each other in the kitchen in the middle of the night#and they end up having risky no talking super quick kitchen counter sex#and the actual affair Begins..❤️#never in my fucking life thought i’d ship harry&hermione but here we are
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Thank you, Claudia Gray, for giving Rael Averross that stupid accent; finally I can write some dialogue at all similar to the pattern and sound of how I speak irl. Tragically, some of us have yankee-doodle-ass cowboy hot dog mouths up in here.😔
#trying to compose a line the reader will read in a Coruscanti accent but suddenly: 'y'all' descends out of my mouth like a spider#my southern accent isn't as bad as Raels which is more Texas and not Appalachian#trying to backwards engineer how Dooku’s accent/speech patterns would have sounded in his early twenties was fun#re-reading Lord of Misrule for Christopher Lee inspo only to struggle through his INCOMPREHENSIBLE WWII ERA BRITISH SLANG#The amount of times I was like is this a sex or a food reference and it was neither#admittedly some of the time periods he was describing were before my grandparents were born#I liked the anecdote he had where someone tried to get him to do the notorious Transatlantic accent for a part#and he was like lol no#anyway what was I talking about#oh yeah#rael averross
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Envy knew about the destruction of Xerxes, but none of Father's children seem to recognize Hohenheim, which makes me think Father left his best frenemy out of whatever "this is where you came from" talk he gave his offspring.
Further train of thought related to this:
Alchemical abomination version of the sex talk
Does Father know what sex is
He understands the Elrics are Hohenheim's kids but maybe he thinks he built them
Greed is aware of sex as a concept but there's no evidence he didn't misunderstand the phrase "have sex" and thinks it's a physical object he can possess
There is no proof Lust knows what sex is
#I find 'x doesn't know what sex is' jokes aspirational bc I wish I didn't know what sex is#kat reads fma#Pride: dad how was I born#Father: I took part of the human weakness I hated in myself and squirted it out of my forehead#Pride: :/
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so apparently my roommate straightup Did Not Know that leaving your food out on the countertop for several hours can give you food poisoning. i thought when she brushed me off every time i told her to put her food away she was simply throwing caution to the wind. "ohhh, is that why i get sick so often?" FUCKING PROBABLY!!!
#eliot posts#i found this out yesterday and i am still fucking reeling#jesus christ#like. i normally don't like to make a big deal of folks not knowing things. it's not like we're born knowing them#but she is TWENTY FOUR years old and has been living alone for like FOUR YEARS#how do you not teach yourself basic food safety in that time???#also i would like to Have A Word With her parents. please teach your kids basic life skills good god#...unless they ALSO don't know#they're both college professors but they couldn't do a basic sink repair that i did in 5 minutes#im not a plumber or anything i just know how to read instructions and watch a youtube video#my roommate ALSO didn't know that ceiling fans used electricity. or that cis lesbian sex can still give you stds.#i need to be this woman's new dad or something lmao
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the locket, motherhood, & marriage.
139 / 139 / 136 / 136 / 191 / 191 / 191 / 142 / 134 / 143 / 143 / 144 / 144 / 139 script / 144 / 280 / 144 / 144 / 192 / 279 / 279 / 279 / 279 / 143
#compilation tag#➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ re: david collins. ┊ he's just been afflicted with the family disease. he's been seeing ghosts.#➤ josette dupres. ┊ it was a scent,not just any,it was hers: jasmine,seabreeze mixed.#➤ re: laura murdoch collins. ┊ I want to watch a girl on fire with ruin on her lips. I want to see everything burn.#➤ elizabeth collins stoddard. ┊ I belong to the house. the house belongs to me.#➤ re: carolyn stoddard. ┊ never the same girl twice.#GOD OKAY. the fact that burke gives vicki the locket after laura's death is EVERYTHING to me.#burke — twin to jeremiah both physically and psychologically — giving it to vicki —#the stranger brought inside the collins family; much like josette.#(which. according to much much later dialogue laura *was* jeremiah's first wife before josette.#it's an old song. it's an old tale from way back when. and we're gonna sing it again and again and again.)#that vicki; by saving david's life; is preserving the collins line ��� providing the heir (literally; though not biologically)#david turns away from laura and chooses vicki; replacing laura as mother-figure permanently;#as he's granted new life after the fire; born again into vicki's arms; not laura's.#the new woman in the collins fold — after the previous wife has been defeated and fire has cleansed the memory (à la jane eyre; or rebecca)#positioning her naturally as roger's wife. the mother of his child. the inheritor of the collins bridal locket.#the locket that distinctly belongs to roger's wedding *night* — tied up fundamentally with sex & childbirth & the provision of heirs.#(fitting then that the madonna and child serves as the vicki-as-mother equivalent to the painting of laura: the virginal birth)#and yet! simultaneously! the cri du sang — david's blood calling out to burke's.#roger notably absent during the fire; unaware of david's danger; unable to help him. burke drawn to him when his life is at risk —#and the one who carries him home; over the threshold; at vicki's side. delivers her the locket from the ash.#of course she is drawn to him — david's symbolic mother; his biological father —#jeremiah & josette; the empire-builder and the lost and lonely bride.#and. the vampire-figure; the parasitic lover. meeting her at the cliffs; joking about her falling from them —#who can give josette belonging by bringing her to the family tomb.
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i only buy physical copies of comics that Do Something To Me and usually it’s like. 10 bucks per issue. and i decided today to buy exiles 49 because my buddy morph x-man one of my favourite marvel characters ever i miss them. and i remembered that the funniest part of reading exiles is that nobody else on earth fucking reads exiles. ordered that issue for TWO DOLLARS. near mint condition for a TOONIE. that’s funny as fuck man
#also found out that it was released the day after i was born#so like. i feel like i fell into a trap here#i feel like my obsession with morph was prophesized or something#for the record don’t read exiles. it’s not good#do i eat that shit up anyways? yes i do#especially don’t read it for morph. they’re sick. they’re diseased and unwell#with chronic 2000s sex pest ‘humor’ disease#it’s not worth it i’m here out of desperation and necessity okay#but also i hate to say it sometimes exiles morph is kind of fire#telling your teammate he should kill himself because your bestie just died is CRAZY#and they didn’t lie issue 49 truly is morph’s finest hour#benny.txt
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watched s1 of iwtv, and im insane actually. whenever there were moments of Lestat in his element, almost loving and entirely seductive, they were always quickly followed by moments of startling brutality. one moment he’s ass out, or smiling all pretty with gifts to give, or sexy while covered in blood, and the next he’s exploding a head with his fist, or dragging Louis by his literal throat. something about showing that sort of fantasy of danger before ripping it away with real danger yknow what I mean. like there’s this inherent seduction of the dangerous, of the taboo, and Lestat is all of that, power and opulence and the threat of danger even in the way he moves - but it’s more than an illusion or fantasy, and he is truly controlling and cruel and dangerous. the show doesn’t shy away from that allure or sort of eroticism just as it doesn’t shy away from the brutality of his violence
#it’s unapologetic in taking away that fantasy and making it almost uncomfortable. here is vampirism in its gritty realism#an interview with a vampire indeed. not some fantasy or whatever. his sex appeal was real just like his violent nature and many crimes#and like louis is a whole other case on his own actions and choices with lestat and how he had less and less as time went on#but lestat. the vampire who started it all. I love it when a vampire is sexy and also represents love born from obsession#showing how power and danger is seductive but Watch Out#anyways hope this scans as I binged all of s1 and am now delirious at like 5 am#Lestat and his portrayal is just so interesting to me#amc iwtv#iwtv#z speaks
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distance (a mistake i make every night)
pairing: Devaratha Raisaar/Varadharaja Mannar (younger varadha, older deva)
"Is that all?" Varadha sighs, but his voice is a moment away from sounding wrecked, "I thought the prince of Khansaar would have a bit more to show than this." Gods, this man would kill him, either by blade or with his insolence.
read here: distance (a mistake i make every night)
#this idea was born from a visual i couldn't get out of my mind#hate-sex. but make it weirdly romantic#arranged marriage au#devaratha#varadha#varadeva#salaar
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on today's episode of 'acaica's background thoughts for the dess raises kris au': okay but lets be serious do dess and chara actually stay together in the end--
#drkau#chatter#i debate over this point SO OFTEN LOL#they are BACKGROUND characters. like medium at best.#dess (or asriel or both you can argue any way) is the catalyst for everything but at the end of the day this is a kids story#and noelle IS still going to be the main character#but. man. does desschara work it out#their dynamic will be by far one of the hardest ones to write it think#it is very messy and very complicated and neither of them make great choices#and ive been writing a test piece of them for a WHILE#which. was good to get a decent nail of their characters as they stand in this au#but introduced SO MUCH MORE MESS. bc chara is aroace and 100% has some trauma and fucked-up feelings around sex#but xe DOES have sex with dess. and its like. does xe fully consent to it? yes!#does dess check in to be sure hey you're down bc she knows chara is ace while she isnt? also yes!!!#by the books they do everything right its just. chara is very very very good at rationalizing things.#and xe is. not actually as okay with this as xe is trying to be. and in fact this is very unhealthy for xir#(and then theres this whole OTHER layer of dark worlds and prophecies and everything that leads to frisk being born)#and its like. man. Man. this is so much to juggle#just everything between desschara is jngdfg they are trying their bests but it really is not going that well#bc they meet at like. 19-20 i think and chara's had nobody at all and sorta keeps chasing being someone's most important person#and dess has never had someone who has understood her on a level like chara#who really truly gets what shes about as a person and how she operates in the world#and its just a perfect storm really. and they both have kids and dess did technically kidnap hers just a little bit#and she never tells that to chara. and she tries but she cannot stay in place with xir#and chara couldnt hate her bc. again. has never experienced unconditional love#or love at all really </3 so instead of ever having hard conversations xe will brush it all under the rug#and sorta just enable dess's worse impulses. even sometimes at the expense of their literal children#ITS MESSY YALL. AND LIKE.#at the end of the day we'll see lol maybe they work it out maybe they dont. i have no idea. ive gotta write the thing#and if dr chapters 3&4 come out that could complicate things even FURTHER--
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I can't believe y'all almost made me pay to go watch po*r th*ngs in theater without telling me that the whole thing revolves around a hardcore born sexy yesterday trope with a side dish of pseudo necrophilia where a woman with the brain of a litteral foetus who don't have periods or body hair (but do have boobs!) find joy and freedom by having a lot of sex with a bunch of men, shoving a apple up her vagina for some reason and joining a brothel (but it's a cool socialist brothel and all the girls looove being there, don't worry guys), all of that written and directed by two men, I'm never gonna trust you guys after this one lmao
#she also piss on the floor at some point and talks about fucking with the vocabulary of a toddler but i'm supposed to believe it's not sus#lmao ok sure#'there's more to the story than this!' idgaf! 'you're taking it out of context!' idgaf! 'it's actually a feminist story!' no it's not lmao#i cannot let go of the socialist brothel either like wooooow#men are so obsessed with the idea of natural born sex workers it's almost comical#also i cannot comment on the original book since i haven't read it#but apparently a big thing is that at the end it's revealed by the woman character that the male ones where bullshitting...#...about pretty much everything to look smarter and more important than they are#but in this 'feminist' movie they actually do frankenstein the woman and give her a second life fr fr#like aiiiight lmao#btw i truly don't care if you love the movie that's perfectly fine i love plenty of movies with very questionable content#plus i don't think anyone need my approbation to enjoy anything in this world#but boy does it personally gross me out#poor things spoilers#i hope this don't pop in the tag btw#if it does i'm sorry but people who wants to see it *will* complain about being spoil
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“if i turn from doing what’s right, i’ll lose myself” / “then i’m coming with you” / “i know :)”

#i already had thoughts abt them but the whole. the don’t go where i can’t follow trope. omfgggg#the way that after a year of knowing each other something shifted in sabine the moment harding got injured#such a small sudden shift but it changed everything#suddenly sabine found herself thrown off guard by the way harding looked at her#that softness. that vulnerability.#not because she was scared but because she felt an urge she’d never felt before#this ache to protect her#she wants to do everything for her. to be there for her and uplift her and provide for her and make her so so so SO happy#an all-encompassing desire to be With Her. such a new feeling that she just can't keep herself from giving in to#whether she's trying or not. she can't help it. true north always points to lace harding#sabine was always on her own romantically. flirting was a means to an end. sex was between friends not lovers.#it's not that she thought love didn't exist it's that she never bothered trying to find it so when IT found HER it got her by the throat#it is so simple but this is loveeee she's falling in loveeeeeee#and the FEAR oh my god#her love for harding was born out of the realization she's afraid to lose her and so fear is at the heart of their relationship#the urge to protect is first instinct. she was a treasure hunter. hypervigilance is second nature#‘i know.’ yeah babe. she sure does.#anyways.txt#jasmine plays datv#ch: sabine laidir#god there are parallels between sabine/harding and alistair/rowena now that i'm getting into the meat of it. hold on a second#man hold on a second........#unease permeating the air. stolen moments amidst the despair. paralyzing fear of loss and grieving before the tragedy has even struck#MMMM OKAY. OKAY.#the difference is sabine is a grown woman with a healthy brain and rowena is like nineteen traumatized and insane
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I do still think there's very likely some unsavory rumors meant to undermine Viago and Rook de Riva, depending on how you play that relationship. Double crosses and seduction and alliances for power are bound up in the metaphorical Crow DNA. It just doesn't have quite the same gendered aspect that it would irl.
#Viago and Arsinoë confuse everybody including themselves tbh#that is a weird posssessive relationship#but let's be real none of the rumors are “weird and fucked up but mutual relationship born of trauma and years of entanglement”#they're all of the “pet/whore/giving sex for power/ giving power for sex” line of thought#even though Viago and Arsinoë would both rather stab their own eyes out than be caught in that particular dynamic#Viago because of his family background#Arsinoë because of the half-remembered rumors and goings on in the Circle#And as of Veilguard I think anyone who actually seriously was analyzing the possibility would look at them and then roll their eyes#at the rumor spreading#but the rumors of course would not have anything to do with accuracy so much as politics/deception/perception#both from rival houses and from any malcontents within the house who have managed to fly under the radar#the ones who don't see a clear shot to advancement with Viago as Talon and recognize Arsinoë as one of his more loyal knives#or the ones who haven't found favor/advancement in the house and just can't deal with that so they want an external cause of blame I guess
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no one look at me as a i add a fem!akechi au to the carrd.
#— ❛❛ // PERSEPHONE. ¦ deeply unwell about goro akechi ・ 「 out of character ! 」#— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ of humble origins and born of the cursed sex ・ 「 fem!akechi au ! 」#I HAVE BEEN. ROTATING THIS FOR A WHILE.#(also theres the tag if anyone is uncomfy and wants to blacklist <3)
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fun fact about irl me: I'm actually only 3 months old and this is my thoughts projected through an ai baby translator.
#wizard#wizardblr#wizardposting#I was born from a mad scientists attempt at creating life#Unfortunately they don't even know what sex is so they assumed people were born out of the earth#I'm actually half rock#The other half decayed corpses because the scientist has never heard of Frankenstein
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