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#How come that we tend to see these two things as so incompatible even though pregnancy is a very natural state#born out of sex?
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#pokemon#pokemon masters ex#pokemon swsh#pokemon sv#larry#kabu#larrykabu#aokabu#silverstreakshipping#afterworkshipping#firebland#kablarry#z art#z comic#no one's born knowing after all#it's important to do research!#they'll figure it out eventually#the gay woman sex video series is much longer#who made this video series is the question#harley? brassius? prof oak? sycamore?
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Thank you, Claudia Gray, for giving Rael Averross that stupid accent; finally I can write some dialogue at all similar to the pattern and sound of how I speak irl. Tragically, some of us have yankee-doodle-ass cowboy hot dog mouths up in here.😔
#trying to compose a line the reader will read in a Coruscanti accent but suddenly: 'y'all' descends out of my mouth like a spider#my southern accent isn't as bad as Raels which is more Texas and not Appalachian#trying to backwards engineer how Dooku’s accent/speech patterns would have sounded in his early twenties was fun#re-reading Lord of Misrule for Christopher Lee inspo only to struggle through his INCOMPREHENSIBLE WWII ERA BRITISH SLANG#The amount of times I was like is this a sex or a food reference and it was neither#admittedly some of the time periods he was describing were before my grandparents were born#I liked the anecdote he had where someone tried to get him to do the notorious Transatlantic accent for a part#and he was like lol no#anyway what was I talking about#oh yeah#rael averross
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Envy knew about the destruction of Xerxes, but none of Father's children seem to recognize Hohenheim, which makes me think Father left his best frenemy out of whatever "this is where you came from" talk he gave his offspring.
Further train of thought related to this:
Alchemical abomination version of the sex talk
Does Father know what sex is
He understands the Elrics are Hohenheim's kids but maybe he thinks he built them
Greed is aware of sex as a concept but there's no evidence he didn't misunderstand the phrase "have sex" and thinks it's a physical object he can possess
There is no proof Lust knows what sex is
#I find 'x doesn't know what sex is' jokes aspirational bc I wish I didn't know what sex is#kat reads fma#Pride: dad how was I born#Father: I took part of the human weakness I hated in myself and squirted it out of my forehead#Pride: :/
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so apparently my roommate straightup Did Not Know that leaving your food out on the countertop for several hours can give you food poisoning. i thought when she brushed me off every time i told her to put her food away she was simply throwing caution to the wind. "ohhh, is that why i get sick so often?" FUCKING PROBABLY!!!
#eliot posts#i found this out yesterday and i am still fucking reeling#jesus christ#like. i normally don't like to make a big deal of folks not knowing things. it's not like we're born knowing them#but she is TWENTY FOUR years old and has been living alone for like FOUR YEARS#how do you not teach yourself basic food safety in that time???#also i would like to Have A Word With her parents. please teach your kids basic life skills good god#...unless they ALSO don't know#they're both college professors but they couldn't do a basic sink repair that i did in 5 minutes#im not a plumber or anything i just know how to read instructions and watch a youtube video#my roommate ALSO didn't know that ceiling fans used electricity. or that cis lesbian sex can still give you stds.#i need to be this woman's new dad or something lmao
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I seriously can't stop thinking about it.
#The layers upon layers man#Spoilers from now on sorry#The fact that starts and ends with the killing of two queer guys by the law (thank you Tumblr user @thomaskong I'm kms)#The fact that there were no villains nor heroes#Is Mo a victim? Is it Thongkam? Is it Saeng? Is it Sek? Is all of them?#Does being a victim of awful systems erases the guilt of their individual actions? At what point does their anger stop being justified?#It's greed what drives the characters? It's love? It's hate? It's ego? It's the hope for a better future and a desire to reclaim what one's#Owned. But what is that? Things born out of lies lay death at the end. No one keeps the house. No one keeps the farm#Jingna wish was fulfilled. They stopped fighting. Jingna wish was impossible.#If at any point they would've simply stopped and offered each other compassion none of this would've happened.#But even when they do the laws and systems that hold them down are there#An old disabled woman who's murder no one will investigate because she's not rich. A poor woman that has almost no options left because#She didn't complete school (no papers no formal education no way to gain money beyond what she was left with). A gay guy who lost everything#He put his work into. Everything was taken out of his hands again and again because he had no legal power over any of it#The scene where he's so desperate he screams at the doctor they just had sex willing to show everyone just to let him keep Sek alive#The scene at the end whefe both lost their minds and any reason leaves them. Hate taking over. An innocent guy dead#He was going to rape her and she was going to kill him. And they stopped but there was never a coming back from any of that#What's your relationship with the family? He was their everything. He meant nothing to them. Nothing at all#Sek is. So complex yet so simple. We only get to know him through the small moments our protagonists remember#Yet he's the cataclysm and the conclusion. Everything goes back to him and yet he had to die for the story to start#The visuals. The metaphors. How a fruit can have so much value. Something so small yet so meaningful. Full of Thorns#Hiding the sweetness and humanity. I'm going to kill myself#Properly watching#Properly watching The Paradise of Thorns with Benka#the paradise of thorns#Paradise of Thorns#I have to Make A Post
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I just watched John Oliver's video on abortion rights and it was nice to see that my favorite game of "let's see how long it takes for 'pro-life' people to admit they hate women" is still relevant.
It only took a couple of comments for anti-choicers to devolve into "women need to keep their legs shut." Absolutely no blame directed towards men who impregnate women because as we all know pregnancy only requires one person. Also, it was awesome seeing people defend the fact that anti-choicers don't support social welfare policies because "why should we have to pay for the consequences of you opening your legs?"
#every day I thank the universe that I snapped out of being pro-life#I was HEAVILY indoctrinated in Catholic school and it took me YEARS to stop being so stubborn about it#what got me out of it was becoming more leftist and feeling disgusted at how most 'pro-life' people do not support policies#that provide social safety nets for families and single mothers#nor do they actually seem to give a shit about children once they're born#NOR do they support contraception and sex ed#so as someone who DOES want to limit abortions by doing all those things I was like 'wow fuck you people'#'I'm going to go hang out with the pro-choicers who actually DO support those policies'#pro choice#bodily autonomy#abortion rights#reproductive rights
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ok serious question does 22yr old sigma like. remember diana when he goes back in time. like only his older consciousness experienced ztd. is he just chilling on rhizome 9 for a couple of months and then she shows up and shes like SIGMA you have NO IDEA how happy i am to see you and hes just like This chick looks kinda like luna. why is she trying to hug me
#i mean akane could have told him but i feel like doing the complete opposite is exactly the kind of thing she would do#i was gonna make a joke about him freaking out over ruining the world because he couldnt keep it in his pants but#would they even know about that#because i feel like especially with an older consciousness sigma would simply Not Have Had Sex#in that universe#but then again i feel like it doesnt really work like that. i dont know this game is confusing#also im still confused as to how phi and delta are in every single universe despite only being born in one but um…i just dont question it#ztd was weird#anyways#sigma klim#diana ztd#zero escape#zero time dilemma#myne
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the locket, motherhood, & marriage.
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#compilation tag#➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ re: david collins. ┊ he's just been afflicted with the family disease. he's been seeing ghosts.#➤ josette dupres. ┊ it was a scent，not just any，it was hers: jasmine，seabreeze mixed.#➤ re: laura murdoch collins. ┊ I want to watch a girl on fire with ruin on her lips. I want to see everything burn.#➤ elizabeth collins stoddard. ┊ I belong to the house. the house belongs to me.#➤ re: carolyn stoddard. ┊ never the same girl twice.#GOD OKAY. the fact that burke gives vicki the locket after laura's death is EVERYTHING to me.#burke — twin to jeremiah both physically and psychologically — giving it to vicki —#the stranger brought inside the collins family; much like josette.#(which. according to much much later dialogue laura *was* jeremiah's first wife before josette.#it's an old song. it's an old tale from way back when. and we're gonna sing it again and again and again.)#that vicki; by saving david's life; is preserving the collins line — providing the heir (literally; though not biologically)#david turns away from laura and chooses vicki; replacing laura as mother-figure permanently;#as he's granted new life after the fire; born again into vicki's arms; not laura's.#the new woman in the collins fold — after the previous wife has been defeated and fire has cleansed the memory (à la jane eyre; or rebecca)#positioning her naturally as roger's wife. the mother of his child. the inheritor of the collins bridal locket.#the locket that distinctly belongs to roger's wedding *night* — tied up fundamentally with sex & childbirth & the provision of heirs.#(fitting then that the madonna and child serves as the vicki-as-mother equivalent to the painting of laura: the virginal birth)#and yet! simultaneously! the cri du sang — david's blood calling out to burke's.#roger notably absent during the fire; unaware of david's danger; unable to help him. burke drawn to him when his life is at risk —#and the one who carries him home; over the threshold; at vicki's side. delivers her the locket from the ash.#of course she is drawn to him — david's symbolic mother; his biological father —#jeremiah & josette; the empire-builder and the lost and lonely bride.#and. the vampire-figure; the parasitic lover. meeting her at the cliffs; joking about her falling from them —#who can give josette belonging by bringing her to the family tomb.
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i only buy physical copies of comics that Do Something To Me and usually it’s like. 10 bucks per issue. and i decided today to buy exiles 49 because my buddy morph x-man one of my favourite marvel characters ever i miss them. and i remembered that the funniest part of reading exiles is that nobody else on earth fucking reads exiles. ordered that issue for TWO DOLLARS. near mint condition for a TOONIE. that’s funny as fuck man
#also found out that it was released the day after i was born#so like. i feel like i fell into a trap here#i feel like my obsession with morph was prophesized or something#for the record don’t read exiles. it’s not good#do i eat that shit up anyways? yes i do#especially don’t read it for morph. they’re sick. they’re diseased and unwell#with chronic 2000s sex pest ‘humor’ disease#it’s not worth it i’m here out of desperation and necessity okay#but also i hate to say it sometimes exiles morph is kind of fire#telling your teammate he should kill himself because your bestie just died is CRAZY#and they didn’t lie issue 49 truly is morph’s finest hour#benny.txt
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watched s1 of iwtv, and im insane actually. whenever there were moments of Lestat in his element, almost loving and entirely seductive, they were always quickly followed by moments of startling brutality. one moment he’s ass out, or smiling all pretty with gifts to give, or sexy while covered in blood, and the next he’s exploding a head with his fist, or dragging Louis by his literal throat. something about showing that sort of fantasy of danger before ripping it away with real danger yknow what I mean. like there’s this inherent seduction of the dangerous, of the taboo, and Lestat is all of that, power and opulence and the threat of danger even in the way he moves - but it’s more than an illusion or fantasy, and he is truly controlling and cruel and dangerous. the show doesn’t shy away from that allure or sort of eroticism just as it doesn’t shy away from the brutality of his violence
#it’s unapologetic in taking away that fantasy and making it almost uncomfortable. here is vampirism in its gritty realism#an interview with a vampire indeed. not some fantasy or whatever. his sex appeal was real just like his violent nature and many crimes#and like louis is a whole other case on his own actions and choices with lestat and how he had less and less as time went on#but lestat. the vampire who started it all. I love it when a vampire is sexy and also represents love born from obsession#showing how power and danger is seductive but Watch Out#anyways hope this scans as I binged all of s1 and am now delirious at like 5 am#Lestat and his portrayal is just so interesting to me#amc iwtv#iwtv#z speaks
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distance (a mistake i make every night)
pairing: Devaratha Raisaar/Varadharaja Mannar (younger varadha, older deva)
"Is that all?" Varadha sighs, but his voice is a moment away from sounding wrecked, "I thought the prince of Khansaar would have a bit more to show than this." Gods, this man would kill him, either by blade or with his insolence.
read here: distance (a mistake i make every night)
#this idea was born from a visual i couldn't get out of my mind#hate-sex. but make it weirdly romantic#arranged marriage au#devaratha#varadha#varadeva#salaar
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I can't believe y'all almost made me pay to go watch po*r th*ngs in theater without telling me that the whole thing revolves around a hardcore born sexy yesterday trope with a side dish of pseudo necrophilia where a woman with the brain of a litteral foetus who don't have periods or body hair (but do have boobs!) find joy and freedom by having a lot of sex with a bunch of men, shoving a apple up her vagina for some reason and joining a brothel (but it's a cool socialist brothel and all the girls looove being there, don't worry guys), all of that written and directed by two men, I'm never gonna trust you guys after this one lmao
#she also piss on the floor at some point and talks about fucking with the vocabulary of a toddler but i'm supposed to believe it's not sus#lmao ok sure#'there's more to the story than this!' idgaf! 'you're taking it out of context!' idgaf! 'it's actually a feminist story!' no it's not lmao#i cannot let go of the socialist brothel either like wooooow#men are so obsessed with the idea of natural born sex workers it's almost comical#also i cannot comment on the original book since i haven't read it#but apparently a big thing is that at the end it's revealed by the woman character that the male ones where bullshitting...#...about pretty much everything to look smarter and more important than they are#but in this 'feminist' movie they actually do frankenstein the woman and give her a second life fr fr#like aiiiight lmao#btw i truly don't care if you love the movie that's perfectly fine i love plenty of movies with very questionable content#plus i don't think anyone need my approbation to enjoy anything in this world#but boy does it personally gross me out#poor things spoilers#i hope this don't pop in the tag btw#if it does i'm sorry but people who wants to see it *will* complain about being spoil
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“if i turn from doing what’s right, i’ll lose myself” / “then i’m coming with you” / “i know :)”
#i already had thoughts abt them but the whole. the don’t go where i can’t follow trope. omfgggg#the way that after a year of knowing each other something shifted in sabine the moment harding got injured#such a small sudden shift but it changed everything#suddenly sabine found herself thrown off guard by the way harding looked at her#that softness. that vulnerability.#not because she was scared but because she felt an urge she’d never felt before#this ache to protect her#she wants to do everything for her. to be there for her and uplift her and provide for her and make her so so so SO happy#an all-encompassing desire to be With Her. such a new feeling that she just can't keep herself from giving in to#whether she's trying or not. she can't help it. true north always points to lace harding#sabine was always on her own romantically. flirting was a means to an end. sex was between friends not lovers.#it's not that she thought love didn't exist it's that she never bothered trying to find it so when IT found HER it got her by the throat#it is so simple but this is loveeee she's falling in loveeeeeee#and the FEAR oh my god#her love for harding was born out of the realization she's afraid to lose her and so fear is at the heart of their relationship#the urge to protect is first instinct. she was a treasure hunter. hypervigilance is second nature#‘i know.’ yeah babe. she sure does.#anyways.txt#jasmine plays datv#ch: sabine laidir#god there are parallels between sabine/harding and alistair/rowena now that i'm getting into the meat of it. hold on a second#man hold on a second........#unease permeating the air. stolen moments amidst the despair. paralyzing fear of loss and grieving before the tragedy has even struck#MMMM OKAY. OKAY.#the difference is sabine is a grown woman with a healthy brain and rowena is like nineteen traumatized and insane
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gross thought but like what do you think would happen if taylor got a parasite. like a tapeworm. one of the ones that hatches in the human body. cause her power doesn't detect larvae or eggs i don't think so she wouldn't know about it if she drank dirty water or something.
again gross thought but i'm thinking about her like detecting through her power a tapeworm hatching in her own stomach. or intestines. wherever tapeworms live. what would you do about having a tapeworm in your stomach and knowing about it from the moment it hatches from its egg. like do you let it die? cause she controls it so she can just make it so it doesn't eat any food and it starves to death. does that make it worse does that kill you
#cw parasites#cw parasites mention#was writing a fic snippet where taylor buys food at a really shitty bar that doesn't have health and safety standards#she doesn't eat it but like. if she had eaten it what would happen#this feels like i'm talking about a sex thing. i'm not#not that there's anything wrong with that#i don't have a problem with fetishes or kinks or anything#unless you're like. giving people parasites without their knowledge. that's bad and you shouldn't do it#but anyway it's not a sex thing. see this makes it sound more like a sex thing but its not#this is just like that time i was talking about how i couldn't think of a stress response other than puking#THAT WASN'T A SEX THING EITHER#normally i would look up tapeworms to find out if they actually live in intestines or not or whether they are born from eggs#but i don't want to look it up because there will be pictures and i don't wnat to look at those. i saw a single spider today i hit my limit#very funny to me that i am a big worm fan while indeed being afraid of spiders and various bugs such as tapeworms and wasps#do you think aisha would say this to taylor#hey taylor what happens if you get a tapeworm#and taylor stares off into the middle distance wondering what she's done wrong to deserve this (there was a lot actually)#i would tag this worm or parahumans but it would maybe be better if nobody saw this methinks
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fun fact about irl me: I'm actually only 3 months old and this is my thoughts projected through an ai baby translator.
#wizard#wizardblr#wizardposting#I was born from a mad scientists attempt at creating life#Unfortunately they don't even know what sex is so they assumed people were born out of the earth#I'm actually half rock#The other half decayed corpses because the scientist has never heard of Frankenstein
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