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I can't believe y'all almost made me pay to go watch po*r th*ngs in theater without telling me that the whole thing revolves around a hardcore born sexy yesterday trope with a side dish of pseudo necrophilia where a woman with the brain of a litteral foetus who don't have periods or body hair (but do have boobs!) find joy and freedom by having a lot of sex with a bunch of men, shoving a apple up her vagina for some reason and joining a brothel (but it's a cool socialist brothel and all the girls looove being there, don't worry guys), all of that written and directed by two men, I'm never gonna trust you guys after this one lmao
#she also piss on the floor at some point and talks about fucking with the vocabulary of a toddler but i'm supposed to believe it's not sus#lmao ok sure#'there's more to the story than this!' idgaf! 'you're taking it out of context!' idgaf! 'it's actually a feminist story!' no it's not lmao#i cannot let go of the socialist brothel either like wooooow#men are so obsessed with the idea of natural born sex workers it's almost comical#also i cannot comment on the original book since i haven't read it#but apparently a big thing is that at the end it's revealed by the woman character that the male ones where bullshitting...#...about pretty much everything to look smarter and more important than they are#but in this 'feminist' movie they actually do frankenstein the woman and give her a second life fr fr#like aiiiight lmao#btw i truly don't care if you love the movie that's perfectly fine i love plenty of movies with very questionable content#plus i don't think anyone need my approbation to enjoy anything in this world#but boy does it personally gross me out#poor things spoilers#i hope this don't pop in the tag btw#if it does i'm sorry but people who wants to see it *will* complain about being spoil
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nothing like some rest and relaxation after a long day of travelling šš ((from my oneshot! ao3/wattpad))
#im just imagining when these two check into an inn the innkeeper is like....šš cuz bro KNOWS whats coming just by looking at them#its palpable...bc theyre both way too hot and also im sure seb is just vibrating to get to their room for the night and its VERY obvs BAHAH#u aint slick bruh#yes heres your room..... its the most soundproof oneš¤ŗš¤ŗš¤ŗ#i just rly wanted to do a smut scene where seb was still clothed esp in his damn trench coat ok!! this oneshot is so self indulgent LMAOš#rest in peace clora#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#choccyart
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Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm š (future me screw u idk if itās shaky also do not perceive me)
(That one vine)
Also have the things
#I didnāt even plan to use this audio LMAO#it worked ig I just added words#hijack#jackycup#itās so wild yall car trips fuck me up cuz what do u mean I slept 4 hours straight and now thereās snow#IN CALI??#ate some bomb ass food tho while filming and my sis just stared at me the whole time š#ig thatās how ātoofthelss greets people LMAO#expressions are fun#I may not animatic but I can sure hope and dream#if u see this no u didnāt#a little loopy itās fine yall#edit: omgf ITS SO SHAKY I AM ASHAMED#TY FOR LIKING THIS BUT ALSO WOW DO I KINDA HAYE IT#š itās ok Iāll just dig a hole and lay down for a while itās fine
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more doodles part 26445658753435.8 + bonus shion bc it was his bday the other day
[translations for what izana was saying from left to right:] Taho = filipino drink, usually consumed during breakfast tangina mo, kapal ng muka amp = fuck you, you have a thick face (that's the literal translation. it means u have no shame, or the audacity of this bitch or something), amp (shortened for amputa = bitch) gago ka ba = are you a fool? (i think? im not sure, some ppl say gago means asshole i.e. 'gago ka' - ur an asshole)
#im filipino btw (if that wasnt obv alr)#look i know izana wouldnt know a lick of tagalog but let me dream ok#im actually not sure if those translations r accurate bc i havent rlly thought abt what they exactly mean i just swear a lot LMAO#izana kurokawa#shion madarame#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers fanart#my art
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it's pretty funny actually how ludinus uses his age as proof that he knows what he's talking about when the bright queen is older than him by at least a few centuries and that doesn't seem to change the fact he has absolutely no respect for her and her experiences
#critical role#cr spoilers#'i lived a lifetime during the war' yeah ok and she was like 400 when the divergence happened#im pretty sure some of her earliest followers are probably also older than him but i know for sure she's like 1200 so#she lived through the calamity too bitch!!!!#yeah yeah consecution is different from actually aging or whatever but who cares. shes experienced 1200+ years lmao
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ok i can ignore all the inaccuracies and dramatisations in 911 but what i can not and will not ignore is the blatant oversight that we are yet to see even one woman thirst over hen while at an incident
like theres a lot of things i need would like to happen in s8 but this is absolutely the most important
#ok but if this has happened and i forgor pls tell me my brain is garbage#but im pretty sure it hasnt??#anyway#henrietta wilson#hen wilson#911 abc#v tentatively dipping my toe into this fandom lmao wish me luck#hel yaps
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i've been pondering lately,,
#asexual#aromantic#aroace#bisexual#queer#lgbt#comic#ok but just to make sure#5 people are not 80% of my friends i just didn't knew how to fill the void#but all that stuff in the fourth panel are things they actually said to me#and i'm still not sure what does all this means lmao#i'm still thinking if what i feel it's actually what i think it is#i made this silly comic bc i'm just like 67% sure??#idk i just rambled in tags again ups
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#OH I ALSO FORGOT TO SAY i tried to draw the lip incompetence here...heart <3#a doodley#there's something here abt like.#ok i think present day talon wouldn't shapeshift FOR anyone even if he did have the energy to do so#even before he began starving himself he wasn't a huge fan of shapeshifting#as he didn't want to lose his sense of self especially wrt his family and community and such#so i think here it isn't that he's doing it for smunker#more like he forgets about his changed eye color bc its not like he sees them as often as he sees his own hair#he does prefer his original dark brown eyes though so its more like oh shit i forgot yeah sure#we can give the hair a break ill humor you a bit#(also of course he gets to a point where he has enough energy to change most anything he wants#but the lavender eyes are important for me to make him look scary LMAO. i just really liked the thought of him liking his#hair so much that its the equivalent of older person dying their grey hair black ykwim...its endearing)#like he likes looking old but calls it when his hair starts falling out...he likes his hair to be its original black...idk!#there's still Something there he cares about
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BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha
@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)
@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<
@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for
And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)
This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)
Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao
#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill design#billford#bill is just so Gender#regardless of whether or not he's a triangle. just. such Gender. wow#honestly tempted to draw the OG twink!bill and the mangopablo save-the-town!bill just for funzies#i may also attempt to draw alex hirsch's ācanonā human!bill but uhhhh who knows LOL#i kinda feel like he made the design extra ugly just to poke fun at the fandom#so the ācanonā aspect of it is kinda up in the air for me personally LMAO#not sure if i drew goldilocks!bill thicc enough tbh#just. look. it's hard to draw a person who is as close to triangular as a human can possibly get. ok??? ok#I TRIED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT OnO#in other news why did these turn out so much better than the drawings of my own design??? wtf that's so rude#get it together ME this is fukken embarrassing#btw if i draw something for you and you respond to thank me only to have me say nothing back it's because i am very awkward and anxious lol#there is also the adhd which makes me forget that i failed to respond like a normal person would have ahahahaha o-o#but mostly it's the horrors of being perceived for more than the two seconds it takes to yeet an art at a person O-O#why am i like this? good question! maybe i'll have an answer someday when i can actually afford therapy XD#I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO
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oops </3 @somerandomdudelmao it was too funny not to draw
(leo's fine btw -
#rottmnt#cass apocalyptic series#cass apocalypse au#cass apocalypse fanart#cass apocalyptic au#my art#SORRY SORRY SORRYWKLHKLEW;AFJEKWL I HAD TO#me: ok i need to work on those npwd refs i promised like a month ago -#beans server: Are You Sure#god what else do i tag this LMAO#tmnt#donnie#... im not tagging leo in this like TECHNICALLY hes there but-
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There's no turning back.
... Is there anyone who'll be able to survive what lies ahead?
#millions knives#trimax#trigun spoilers#knives sure as fuck didn't lmao#ending my sick drawing saga with this one <3 i feel better now thx#yeah i'll give knives the piano piece. fuck you#i do love drawing knives beautiful. i loved doing the detailing on this one tbh it was a ton of fun#now i am less confident in the background but. what can you do :3 what i get for trying not to use red ig#it's so interesting that quote is from elendira too. she really just wanted to watch the world burn. get it girl <3#manga#illustration#artists on tumblr#drawing#my art#comic#fanart#trigun#i've been drawing too much knives for someone who likes other characters way better lmao. listen. im still processing the uhh#my own sibling trauma ok#drawing diablo vash is therapeutic in a similar way tbh lmfao
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comic about something that i still don't understand
#my art#happy new year!! my first drawing of the year is a depressing comic ^__^#sorry my mom walked in on me working on my project for my painting class a few days ago#and immediately complained that i'm 'not doing anything important'#like ?? i'm literally working on an assignment?? i'm a design student?? i haven't drawn anything for myself in 4 weeks?? what?? lmao?????#and that awakened some memories LOL#anyways. i'm sure some of you can relate#ok to rb#comic#personal art
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Everyone this week: *lore, conspiracy theories, long conversations with Cucurucho, multiple attempts to summon the Binary Monster*
Spreen when lore:
#Spreen#ElSpreen#Cucurucho#Osito Bimbo#QSMP#(THIS IS A JOKE)#Spreen and Rubius have both been getting a lot of annoying fans / harassment the past few weeks#Spreen for not being a dad and Rubius because ??? people just don't like his Angel / Demon character. and because of dumb shipping things#But seeing Spreen leaning into the ''nope no lore for me'' joke cracked me up LMAO they've all got such a good sense of humor#Look at that smile he knows EXACTLY what he's doing#NO HESITATION#anyways he logged back on after like 2 minutes and talked to Cucurucho#I'm PRETTY sure he said ''ok guys I'm gonna order some food'' at the end there but not confident enough to write that in the description#Man really just ''NOPE''-ed outta there lmfao#He's also saying ''who's placing blocks?'' at the beginning
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lando nostalgia 38/? ā¢ july 2019 ā¢ karting for netflix
#the rituals are intricate. they are intricate#like... ok! sure#carlando#im glad carlos gave lando a ride kjadflljfkdas#he really proved how strong he is lmao#lando norris#carlos sainz jr
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woah thats a lotta dudes š«š¶š„
#postal#postal dude#postal 1#postal 2#postal 3#postal 4#postal brain damaged#corkscrew rules#[BREATHES] ok i think thats all of them#also gonna b honest corkscrew is only rlly here bc i had the space for him lmao that addon sure is Something#anyway new print babeyyyyyy#my art#retro fps
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Sidney: What were you thinking? Robin: It wasnāt my fault. Sidney: Debateable. You shouldnāt take them with you if youāre not going to keep an eye on them. Robin: I donāt have a million eyes! Oscar: Ma. Sidney: Well. Oscar: Youāre looking at this all wrong, anyway-.. Byrd, whatāre we not gonna do in future? Byrd: Uhhhhh-.. handstands on wobbly fences? Courtney: Robin? Robin: Let Byrd climb on shitty fences. Oscar: See? Sidney: [mutters] Give me strength. Wren: What do you need strength for? Sidney: Your fatherās unquenchable thirst for chaos. Oscar: You need to relax every now nā then, you might actually enjoy yourself for once. Sidney: Bah, you sound like Ally. Alton: Hm-.. what? Sidney: Nothing-.. whereās the salad? Oscar: Whatās done is done-.. letās just agree to steer clear of the hospital for a while, okay guys? Iām sick of the place. Robin: Maybe we could get a memberās card. Ava: I want to go! Oscar: Noooo, you donāt. Ava: How do you know what I want?! Sidney: Ask Robin to watch you for a day, youāll be there in no time. Oscar: Ignore your grandma-.. sheās just an expert at putting the salt in Salton. Alton: I still donāt understand that jokeā¦
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#oscar finch#courtney finch#robin finch#wren finch#byrd finch#ava finch#sidney finch#alton finch#she's salty because she cares#š#this wasn't even gonna be a scene but the brain rot took over when salton came for dinner so here we are#lmao#safe to say that sid doesn't agree with oskie's parenting style but he doesn't wanna be a helicopter parent u kno#kids have gotta fuck up to learn n whatnot#i think he semi wants to be pissed off but a) he's not gonna do that in front of sid n give her the satisfaction lol#and b) he's prettyyyy sure lessons were learnt here so maybe they'll just let it slide#THIS time neway#i think they're being a lil soft truth be told but alas.. he wants to do the opposite of what he had so....#we'll see how it goes ig#š
#ok am shutting up now
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