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this episode is perfect but at the same time horrible (another infinite post ab bsd ik)
this is tachihara being a silly little guy with his silly little friends (they kill and torture ppl)
so they're ok with animating scenes with Yosano in only a bra (that dont even exist) but a guy without his shirt on is too much? THEY DIDN'T EVEN ANIMATE HIS FACE at least they left the "you're the perfect weight" (featuring a non impressed jouno)
this scene made me so sad cause yeah. I love Fukuzawa and the way hes so sure ab kunikida's safety ("the lone wolf changed" yeah ofc he has a decent family now stfu fukuchi) (he should be my dad)
jouno: so this is why I'm the strongest hunting dog tecchou: (I love him hes so silly hes so beautiful his voice actor is so good know I have thirty low quality screenshots of his face)
THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL SO PERFECT SO CUTE THEY DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING (...) a silly guy who tortures ppl but deep down is kind, a silly guy who just stabbed his toe and a not so silly guy who's ab to take dazai's advice ab suicide
he so beautiful but the turtle smile is... (he has such a smaller face in the manga, like more delicate but ig is enough that they left the eyelashes)
HOW DARE YOU CUT OUT THE PANEL? THE BEST INTRODUCTIVE PANEL IN THE HISTORY OF INTRODUCTIVE PANELS HOW HOW it's not fair. he deserves more than this, more than a bunch of pervs who don't know how to animate shit for their life (how the hell are they able to fuck up everything in that manga?) (I hate them) (maybe Im overreacting but I don't care) (sigma we're here and we love you you're the best looking guy in this whole thing)
(THEY CUT OUT MORE FYODOR AND DAZAI SCENES IM CRYING THE SECRET LANGUAGE SCENE KILL ME)
when he can do this
and then pull out this
he deserves everything this world can offer him. everything beautiful in this planet has his name written on. he should never suffer. he should be cherished, he should be treated like a king. he should have everything he wishes for. he is the supreme bbg, the best character cause I say so. he should be the mc (jk I love atsushi he so adorable(could kill you)), he should find a family and a place to call home. he should have an happy ending (asagiri, im watching you) (please I'm crying)
#bungou stray dogs#bsd sigma#sigma bsd#sigma bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs ep 12#bsd episode 12#bsd manga#bsd spoilers#suagiku#tecchou suehiro#jouno saigiku#bungou stray dogs fukuzawa#bsd tachihara#tachihara michizou#i hate bones#bones should die#sigma should live forever#low quality screenshots are my ability#we stan
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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!
#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#st:tos#it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333#it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333#jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target#bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING#spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to#mcspirk
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Duke, GMing a game for the other bats would be fucking fantastic, because he knows what makes a bat tick
Duke, who prepared a lasagna of paranoia, just layers and layers and layers of suspense to get everyone's hackles up and even the big bat jumping at shadows. there are puzzles, riddles, and twists littered all over the game world
Steph is the only one who manages to keep grounded enough to actually solve the mystery and she Does rub it in Tim's face for all eternity
#batfam#duke thomas#stephanie brown#tim drake#bruce wayne#jason todd#bruce: ive seen everything ive been to hell ive met darksied this is nothing#also bruce; being subjected to his friend/mentee/son's murder mystery: *grabbing dick's hand so hard the bones are creaking*#jason pulls a knife on cass when she moves too fast#theyre both fine obv but everyone takes a big break to drink hot cocoa and calm down lmao#i think duke should scare them all shitless i think its good for everyones mental health#its nice to get scared in an environment where you aren't about to die every once in a while
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Joel isn't Jupiter, he's Uranus
listen, I'll die on this hill.
Uranus is the planet of the skies, representing open air and wind. it's also the planet of flight, and generally swiftness. fast and furious, anyone?
in mythology, Uranus is not a deity but a Titan, a primordial being who is far more unrestrained than any god. Jupiter may be king of the gods, but Joel is not a leader - he's a force unto himself
the superpowers wildcard: Joel had the ability to triple jump and could not take fall damage. in essence: he could leap into the sky without fear, and fall without taking any damage. planet of flight.
the tilted axis: Joel is unhinged! so is Uranus! the planet has a 97.7 degree axis inclination
here's the thing about Jupiter, alright? Jupiter is a planet of strength, rulership, responsibility, and confidence. Joel has confidence, yes, sometimes edging into arrogance. but it's not consistent at all. he doubts his ability to win at multiple points during the series. yet he seizes his opportunities whenever he can. essentially: he goes where the wind blows
as a Titan, Uranus is very wrathful. so is Joel
the planet also represents eccentricity, rebellion, and upheaval. c'mon.
he didn't hesitate to turn on Grian at the end, either. if that's not an example of winds changing, idk what is
finally: the jokes. you know he'd make ALL the Uranus jokes. hell, the ladder podcast in LimLife where they mentioned Uranus - if you stand on it, do you fall in? Joel sure didn't
oh, also? this is the seventh life series. Uranus is the seventh planet.
#i'm wording this so poorly but i'm dead serious#i will DIE ON THIS HILL#he is NOT JUPITER ALRIGHT#i can't even explain how intrinsically i believe he should be uranus#i just feel it in my bones alright#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#life series#life smp#wild life smp#wild life spoilers
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the worst part of being a g/t fan is when you really get into a piece of Media, like a book or show or whatever. but all your friends who like The Media arent into g/t. and all your g/t mutuals have never heard of The Media before. so you’re just alone going nuts with sizey concepts no one you know could comprehend
#i am once again thinking of gt the locked tomb#again no spoilers for the third book please#BUT??? TINY HARROW AND GIANT GIDEON???? OH MY GOD. ID DIE#IM STILL THINKING OF THAT GIANT DULCIE ART I REBLOGGED A FEW DAYS AGO#sorry i just think the outerspace bone necromancer lesbains deserve to be tall and/or small#anyways if you like lesbians and space and being so confused u should read the tlt series
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I am exhausted, good heavens.
#hey watch this neat trick I can do [cries]#love that for me#BUT#BUT- the actual EFFORT I put these days to not make a suicide jokes is *chefs kiss* phenomenal#actively shitting bricks as I physically have to stop myself from saying I want a car to hit me for the 50th time that day#I am not progressing any more than I am downgressing or whatever the opposite word is. but girlies#and boysies and peepsies#my lipgloss is popping and my eyebags are gucci- and so I shall prevail#MAN this tiredness is BONE DEEP man- it's like it's engraved into my goddamn clavicles#sorry that was like the only bone name I could remember- I don't even know what a clavicle is#anyways- I need to fall asleep forever and never wake up. But not in like a dying way#I just need to stop waking up tired and being tired and going to sleep tired and living tired like GIRL#WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SLEEP STOPS SLEEPING#I JUST SLEPT 10 HOURS HOW ARE YOU STILL TIRED#I am so tired that i stopped liking shit- like that SUCKS my dudes#I sometimes Don't Like art now and that is WILD to me because that was lowkey the One Thing that got me going#I used to actually LIKE english class! and reading Shakespear and shit!!!! and history class!! Now I don't!! Where did the spark go??????#Now everything feels like a chooooooore and it sucks major dick#and my graaaades are slipping because I stopped giving a damn but I NEED. TO. GIVE. A. DAMN#because those are like highkey lowkey and every-other-key my grades and I need them to go into uni so I don't die <333#I need to spite little mini me who said I wasn't going to live past 13 because BITCH- guess how old I'm turning next week????????#THAT'S RIGHT- 17 YEARS OLD- FUCK YEAH BABY I'M STILL NOT DEAD#SUCK MY BIG ASS SHLONG MINI-ME#and then I have a big biology exam the day after so- funnnnn!!#anywho- should I tag this as vent? this probably counts as vent right? like among us? impostor and shit?#sorry I think my brain is actively rotting out of my ears right now#vent post#personal vent#tw vent#tw sui talk
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Tbh I never read that far in DOTC but I heard so much about star flower from fandom that now hearing about it directly from you I feel so cheated. I was promised a femme fatale.. tho in hindsight considering how much these writers hate women I probably shouldn't have gotten my hopes up
I WISH we got a femme fatale. It would have been incredibly cathartic for her to make herself alluring to Clear Sky, turning his worst traits against him and getting both power and revenge. For Thunder to bond to her over it, reaching the conclusion in the end that they both had terrible parents that they need to reject.
but, knowing the Erins, they would have just had Clear Sky kill her violently and gratuitously for ever tricking him. Like how he gouged Willow Tail's eyes out. So... I guess we were doomed either way.
Anyway im cooking
#Bone babble#Anyway yeah. I dont recommend reading further it's bad.#It's bad enough in books 1 - 3 knowing where it's all going and that every woman is going to die violently for male arcs#But 4 - 6 are just infuriating#Read Book 4 for One Eye and change the ending to snake killing clear sky and that's the ideal experience#''Im so glad that this is all over and ive learned nothing.''#And then Snake's paw makes contact with Clear Sky's face and the ending music cuts in#Lmaooooo Jojo's Roundabout cuts in#I want to thread a needle on Starf being a victim like in canon BUT ALSO allowing her to be the badass I think she should have been#Because like. I love her and feel for her as is in-canon#But my strong opinion is that she SHOULD have gotten violent moments and done REAL messy things#Unlike canon which equates her doing literally NOTHING wrong with Clear murdering 3 women and shoving his kid's face in a wound
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Everyone needs to get on my spones divorce wavelength right tf now ‼️
#its my best headcanon I'll die defending it#they met at the academy spock was still very attached to being vulcan and intellectual and what have you#bones is a seemingly reserved academic doctor with a classically earth american accent and attitude#spock likes it#they court#they do a marriage of convenience because it seems sensible. bones really does love him but not quite enough to put his heart into it#or come up with anything romantic#spock thinks relationships should be run like that#they expect to be posted together but they aren't#bones starts to drink more than spock would like#relationship takes a toll#Spock learns the joy of arguing#bitter divorce because theyve changed and lost their connection#posted on the enterprise together a few years later (sods law) and spock sees what his life could have been like the whole time#when he meets kirk#spock and bones do their bitter exes who actually do still care about eachother schtick#until bones gets pissed off because hes flirting with the captain right in front of him#and so we get constantly pissy bones with spock running only a little less bitchy to impress jim#but actually when it matters the love is there#hey of course never tell anyone this#spock assumes everyone knows and any information about bones' personal life will have to be surgically removed#al is talking
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just read a paper on the concept of fame and celebrity and rewriting my plot a little bit
#this is a visual development course most of the story probably wont even get in lmaoo#but ah well#the concept of fame devouring you and spitting out your bones is fascinating actually#in every iteration of this story jesus will die. in this story he must still die#i should rewatch jcs#wolfy religious tedtalks#< my bad i forgot to tag the other posts with this#when the path set out for you as a child is the only path you know
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Confirmation that Leigh Bardugo has actually written chapters of S&B and S&S from the Darkling's POV
(and they're unreleased 🥲🔫)
And here a user asked her "How did the Darkling reacted when he realized that Alina left after the Winter fete?":
So his POVs show us how he reacted then. What he felt and (I bet) if he went to her room that night or not.
And this is confirmation that his POVs also hold important information about his feelings for Alina:
(ignore the user's comments about the Darkling and the "perfect" Mal)
Now. She has either forgotten about them (doubt it) or she knows that if the readers sees them they'll think "Wait. His POVs make sense. He's not crazy after all" (that's more likely).
Now we just need someone to hack her computer and get those scenes.🙂
#I've said it a million times before and I'll say it again. I refuse to die until I read his side of the story.#Also. she should let the reader form his own opinion about him. Even if he gains more fans because of them it won't be the end of the world#so I don't understand her reluctance#I would gladly erase the Nikolai duology from existence in exchange for his POVs#wanna bet that they make more sense?#leigh bardugo#the darkling#pro darkling#aleksander morozova#pro aleksander morozova#grishaverse#shadow and bone#siege and storm#grishaverse trilogy#alina starkov#darklina#pro darklina#alarkling#pro alarkling
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Also imma just refresh everyone on what each person is in the AU:
Cecilia: Paranormal researcher
Outis: Monster Hunter (well technically a mercenary since she’s hired for this)
Ryoshu: a new vampire in town who is the one responsible for the missing civilians recently
I’ll also explain their dynamics a little more below
(TW: Blood and toxic yuri cause this is a vampire AU haha)
Cecilia → Ryoshu: Finds Ryoshu absolutely fascinating and wants to know everything about her. She’ll go through great length just to gain the vampire’s attention (including using a civilian or herself as bait). Cecilia also thinks Ryoshu covered in blood is one of the most attractive things she’s ever seen + her smirk makes her have butterflies in her stomach. Does she want to kiss the vampire…maybe so.
Cecilia → Outis: Adores Outis a lot! She doesn’t really listen to Outis’s warnings about late night walks and pursuing the supernatural though. (She’s gonna get killed one day but that’s ok!) Cecilia knows Outis will always protect her anyways. Also, Outis becoming a monster hunter is the main reason Cecilia became a paranormal researcher! It gives her an excuse to explore her own interests while being able to hang out with Outis just a little more.
Ryoshu → Cecilia: Thinks that the morally ambiguous researcher is funny and decides to keep her alive a little longer. She was going to kill Cecilia during her first few attempts of capturing Ryoshu, but couldn’t figure out what’s that weird feeling bubbling up inside. It was a mix of intrigue, amusement, and perhaps a hint of attraction. So basically Ryoshu decides to watch Cecilia for a while, making Cecilia think her traps aren’t working when they kinda are
Ryoshu → Outis: Wants to splatter Outis’s blood on the walls but also make out while injured…? Ryoshu thinks that her own killings are a work of art and adding a monster hunter to that collection would be an excellent idea. The monster that overpowered the one that was sent to slay her, what a work of art. Ryoshu also enjoys getting under Outis’s skin while being chased is really fun. Also will blow her smoke right in Outis’s face just to rile her up even more (her angered face is oddly a sight she wants to see more of)
Outis → Cecilia: Desires to keep Cecilia safe at all costs, but it’s so hard to keep her in check. What happens if she gets captured by the vampire or Outis finds her dead in the middle of her mission? She doesn’t think she could live with herself if anything happens. Outis is also aware that Cecilia trails her whenever she has a new mission, but tries to play dumb. At this point, it’s better if Outis is aware of where she is and play stupid so Cecilia is in noticeable spots for her. Behind that cold strict exterior is a woman who just wants her beloved friend safe.
Outis → Ryoshu: Hired to kill the vampire but is starting to question her own feelings. Even if she has her kopis at Ryoshu’s neck, she doesn’t know what’s holding her back from cutting off the head immediately. Outis knows she has to get the job done so she can get paid as well as keep her loved ones safe. Ryoshu is the only thing standing between all of that, yet why does that sinister look in her eyes appear so mesmerizing? These two have the classic vampire hunter x vampire dynamic where they both wanna kill each other while having hints of romantic tension between them. I’m running out of writing juice someone help
Anyways ahaha,,,,CC x CC stuff is hard to think of. I think it’s because it’s not my OC, so I have the urge to stay true to canon even though it’s gonna diverge from it. OC x CC though that’s extremely easy to write HAHSHSJAJ
#isn’t this so fun? (they’re gonna all end up dead cause of each other istg)#it’s either they all date each other or they kill each other there’s no other way#I did debate on whether or not I should Cecilia more unhinged in this au#like ryoshu level wants to study your flesh and bones while you slowly die unhinged#but then decided nah it’s ok maybe I shouldn’t go too far (unless…people want that)#limbus company#lcb#limbus company oc#lcb oc#ryoshu lcb#outis lcb#oc: cecilia#vampire au#RyoOutCeci
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au where lbd is not killed at the end of season 3, but instead stripped of her powers and effectively turned human. she'd get to see the world from a mortal's perspective and further understand mk and the others' notions regarding the world's imperfections. i also want her to work at pigsy's in place of mk when he's training or not present. and you can't tell me that she would find a favorite pass time after a while. she'll sound hypocritical insulting people's "sentimentality for mortal pleasures".
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk lbd#lmk lady bone demon#lego monkie kid lbd#lego monkie kid lady bone demon#jin shut up#lbd lmk#lady bone demon lmk#lbd lego monkie kid#lady bone demon lego monkie kid#i've been obsessed with her having a redemption arc/second wind since season 3 came out#i actually need one#please please please#and no sorry the mayor does not get shit in this au#where did he go#remember when we thought he was one of the ten kings?#he's mortal now so he doesn't matter#guess he'll die /ref#what if he just becomes the mayor for real#and not just wearing a suit and having mei be justifiably skeptical of him#i mean like actually being responsible for the city#in the au lbd feels bad for abandoning him since he was like the one person she had on her side for the longest time#maybe they should reunite in my au#but they don't date or anything#they literally just do nothing but together#he was literally her hype man in season 3#i want that#but they're both mortal#and he just encourages her to be a little shit
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Things I'm seeing the Fanon Stans (/pos /affectionate /neutral) pick up lately:
al Ghuls are highly educated doctors ✅️✅️ <- true and correct and canon 👌
Duke hates Dick 🆗️ <- extrapolation and exaggeration but funny and potential-ful
You can identify a Fanon Stan when they preface their statements with "I'm pretty sure that..." or "Well didn't [thing] happen in canon?" and then repeat a cherry-picked or exaggerated version of canon filtered through the silly/venting/manipulative account of a Canon Stan.
#Somehow the cherry-picked Jason slander canon never catches on much.#As it shouldn't but it just highlights the unfairness committed against characters like Talia and Duke all the more.#fanon vs canon#canon vs fanon#Also IDK how to use these newfangled tone indicators.#EDIT: whoops I put obnoxious JT Discourse Salt in the tags ->#OH WAIT. I have been seeing more ''Um ackshually everyone died and Jason is just the only one whining about his insiginifcant trauma.''#Which is about as obnoxiously disingenuous as that other claim#''Dick and Tim were buried alive in their uniforms and in solid health which means#they went through the exact same thing as Jason screaming for his family and getting all his fingernails ripped out#clawing out of his own grave in his burial suit with dozens of broken bones and internal bleeding#after which he woke up stripped of his cognitive abilities and lived on the streets for a year without food or housing#and therefore Jason is just a whiny drama queen''.#<- Hm. So which is it? Jason should seek support from his family by allowing himself to be vulnerable?#Or The Family should mock Jason for being weak and not getting over his trauma which is *TOOOTALLY* easy for them?#NEW HOT TAKE: ''Tim and Dick both saw The Flying Graysons die but Tim got over it while Dick clings to his trauma.'' ☝️🤓#LISTEN. I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE NEAGTIVITY BEHIND IN THE LAST YEAR.#MY FAMILY CELEBRATES THE LUNAR NEW YEAR. GIVE ME A COUPLE OF WEEKS OKAY?? NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME
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remembering the time chapter 51 dropped and shirahama broke my heart so bad I went into a near catatonic fugue for like an hour. and then blew him up ten billion times when I recovered
#They're probably all alone together right now... I feel... irritated for some reason...#Okay. we should all just die#dating sim au#REMEMBER WHEN SHIRAMIYA WENT LIVE IN A WAY NOBODU COULD DENY ANYMORE. I SURE DO. shirahama i have GOT to kill you#my fucking. finger bones itch.#anyway loosing this now before i forget again
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Intrigued by the takes where people believe that rook and solas have actual chemistry that isn’t solas just dangling a lure that rook smacks at like a cat without fail. They have anti chemistry to the point it becomes chemistry. If you ship them you have to make the mutual and/or one-sided hatred pop. ‘Oh rook gets to see the actual solas that’s why they have chemistry’ he is LYING to them!! He is putting on a face and mannerism that are all lies so that he can manipulate them to do his bidding! That should be the sexiness, the loathing and his naughty little lies
#when he lied to his beautiful wife it was while ‘hem heeem whimper’ing all over the place#the lies with rook are him barely holding back how much he wishes he could slam the door on their fingers#like he hates them so much except for maybe like 2 endings LMAO#and even then it’s ’darn ya bested me’ and ‘thanks for giving me the chance to bone my wife again sayonara IDIOT’#like I feel like he respects them obviously but he also respected sera and they tormented each other#only there’s no comraderie there he just thinks rook should trip and die when he doesn’t need them#in fact he yearns to be the one who feels bad for tripping them#prawn posts
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two nights in a row gripping ice cubes like i'm 14 this is fucking pathetic
#i feel like my bones are filled with concrete#i spent the day doing all the things i've been putting off#emails to orthodontist and dentist and accountant#found a gp to hopefully get a mental health plan set up with#and went searching for a psych#but fuck me that's been less that fruitful#it feels like a waste of time and energy and money#as soon as you set suicidal ideation as an issue the pool of psychs goes from 1251 to 152#and adding queer filters to that?#psychology today says go die fag#and of those how many do you reckon is eligible for the medicare rebate?#because i've emailed 4 and of those i think maybe 1 will be eligible#BUT!#they cost so much that even WITH the rebate I'd be paying $130 for a 50 minute session#it's just a waste of money#i could see a therapist every day and still see no improvement#medicare offers a rebate for 10 sessions IF i'm lucky#so that's $1300 for 50 minutes a month#i judt can't see how that's going to do anyone any good#alternatively i can sit down with rika and get my will sorted and that money can go somewhere useful#that math isn't right#it'd be $1800 for 50 minutes a month#even more wasteful#i think i'm better off finding a comfortable and private place to decay#mum might be mental but maybe she was right when she told me i should just kill myself when i was 14#i've been inhaling smoke for so long
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