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✴️Fish dreams✴️

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IDK about anyone else, but stress and anxiety makes it harder to eat. So here’s my smoothie recipe. You get a smoothie with a nice thick texture, not super liquidy (think like a thick milkshake):

2 cups frozen fruit (any type that you think would go good together. I do 1 cup strawberry, 1/2 cup blueberry, and 1/2 cup raspberry).

1/2 cup greek yogurt (can be vegan but must be thick. if you’re getting low fat i suggest sticking with a name brand.)

1 cup liquid of choice. Recs: milk, lemonade, fruit juice of choice

Optional: 1-3 tablespoons of chia seeds for fiber/omega 3’s (note: if you don’t get a ton of fiber DO NOT start with 3 tablespoons. Start with 1/2 to 1 tablespoons and work your way up)

Put shit in blender and blend on the frozen setting. My blender does best with smaller frozen shit closer to the blades, but the one I had before this did better with the opposite order (small to large items).

Variation: Fruit slush

2 cups frozen fruit

2 cups lemonade, fruit juice, or iced tea

Blend on frozen setting.

This gives you a thinner drink that’s more of a frozen slush but is also very good.

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when people say house thinks abortion is murder but is also pro-choice they are not joking or exaggerating in the slightest btw

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that look The Nuancer gives you when a generalization walks in

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Patreon print reward for February's love letter tier. Link to Patreon here.

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"im fundamentally unlovable and i dont understand what everyone else somehow does on how to get by" girl thats just the autism maybe... or the cursed amulet... who knows...

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My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

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dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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chicken boy!

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sooooo sleepy today… i hate emails!!!!

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snoopy of the day