👽 michael 👽 they/them 👽 22 👽 the truth is out there 👽
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lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all
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The rare Arkansas cube snake can grow up to 7 feet long and also high and wide
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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven
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How it feels to realize where that sample came from
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This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.
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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.
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A bunch of my rubber stamps are back in stock!
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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