#blood sugar lows

[foldingfittedsheets]

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

[heavenbarnes]

leaning over older bf Simon’s lap in the drive thru to order catching him off guard…a lil arch in the back…maybe his hand on dat ahhh… I beg u to feed us

no doubt older bf!simon hates talking at the drive thru speaker, they either can’t understand his accent (even when he’s home, his voice is so deep), or he forgets the order, or they’re asking him a question and he’s just looking at you like “fix it”

so you’re leaning across the console and his lap so you can chat the lady through the speaker or maybe even when you’re up at the second window (he’s paying at first) and when you’re in that spot he’s going kind of crazy

his hand is firmly on your ass and if your back is arched and your chest is pressed to his forearm that’s leaning on the window, he’s actually going to have to practice self restraint

if the person in the window is staring a little part of him wants to get angry but the other part is like “yeah me too”

if he had a semblance less self control he’d have you in the exact same position in the back but he’ll let you have your lunch first lest you get hangry on him

[keysmashing-bees]

Hot chocolate boy amirite?

[realstrap]

08/06/2024

Please help us get groceries!!!

Remaking bc our last post lost traction

My partner and I both have diet restrictions, we are gluten/Dairy/legume free and we have no food that is safe for us to eat.

I do not get paid until Friday and we have not eaten since monday morning, we really need help with food!!

We're very hungry, please help with whatever you can, $200 helps us get the things we need

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

Vm: wildwotko

Dm 4 ppl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).

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[gurggggleburgle]

I'm at work doing documents when my brain goes: reject humanity return to skinhorse needs to be on a poster and proceeds to conjure 4 images at once

1) Cubicle room full of binghorses working hard typing away at keyboard and taking calls

2) animorphs boom cover with binghorse

3) alternate au where Luo Binghe comes back from the abyss and Shizun is just a binghorse now. Not Shen Qingqiu as a skinhorse. No just a binghorse duplicate. Everyone says it's part of the grieving process

4) Liu Qingge sitting completely unnerved in a field of Binghorses.

Secret 5th) Liu Qingge watching as everyone starts turning into/putting on Binghorse outfits and insisting he join them and turning over and screaming at Skinzun horse

I lied there's 6) smiling binghorse poster on a wall saying Reject Humanity Embrace your Binghorse just being a thing in all workplaces after the binghorse won the 2025 election

And I try very hard not lose it. Honestly I'd kill for skinzun and such motivational posters. Someone get on that

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

@lautski-week - sweet

i think we as a fandom give a lot of appreciation to a wiley-esque tinky pete and not nearly enough to nibbly's sweet lil stephanie yum yum idk man idk

background/close up below cut:

[cav-core]

But has anyone tried feeding Angron a nice breakfast and seeing if that helps

[babykittenteach]

Sunshine on a cloudy day

[adamarks]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. Here’s some fic recs.

Just An Excellent Fucking Fella by Shearwater - Everyone and their brother has seen Constellationism. But have you read innkeeper Jeff role play by the same author? Hop to it.

Stolen by the Gentleman Thief by @elapsed-spiral - suggested if you’ve ever earnestly enjoyed or gotten a cackle at dime romance novels. They meet because Stede is plastic-wrapped to a light pole. I fucking love this fic.

West Ham Is For Lovers by @elapsed-spiral - Also love this one. Lucius is like trying to get Ed and Stede to meet. Idk how to sell it without giving away The Twist as the summary says. Just trust me

Roach vs. Rabbit by @xoxoemynn - shocked and appalled that this doesn’t have more hits. It’s bunnicula. C’mon it’s bunnicula.

The Crew Dines Out by wellwhisky - this one is incomplete but works on its own. Based on The Gang Dines Out from iasip. This shit is soooooooo funny it’s sooooooooo funny. Oh my god it’s funny as balls

soup by @margaritaville - it’s just so sweet. Ed and Stede sound so Ed and Stedey here. It’s so sweet. ITS SO SWEET

that same look in your eyes series by @margaritaville - I usually hate time travel fics but Sam changed my mind. Did you all know Ed and Stede are madly in love? Were u aware???

Even in the Dark, I'm Glowing by @petrichorca @veeagainsttheday and ThatJadeykinns - monsterfucking 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ what more do you need??? Click the damn link

Mile High Club by @veeagainsttheday - I’m sure everyone seeing this has read this but I don’t care I don’t CARE rAAAGGHHH [blows up a building bc this fic is so good]

Anyway happy new year go leave these people comments. Tell them u appreciate their art and time. Leave a series of emojis. I’m so serious if u read any of these n like em you better tell these ppl. Tell em Jay sent u. (You don’t have to do that last bit)

[mr-divabetic]

We’re celebrating our Divabetic Podcast Anniversary with music from the world's most famous "Divabetic"-- Patti LaBelle. Let us help encourage you to have a 'NEW ATTITUDE' about living WELL with diabetes.

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Listen with the link: https://www.blogtalkradio.com/divatalkradio1/2020/07/14/diabetes-late-nite-inspired-by-patti-labelle-10th-year-podcast-anniversary

[kagooleo]

low blood sugar lance

[yourlocalabomination]

Guys you don’t understand, they’re literally the epitome of the “He asked for no pickles” meme.

[bonemeal12]

Sometimes you have to draw The Guy in trans-tape. For your mental health.