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Blows a kiss out to the universe. I hope Ed is wearing a leash and getting railed rn amen
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comforting reading stede's old story books
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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
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i don't like soup what do you recommend
complete ego death and rebirth
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a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time
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Screaming crying flipping tables about the first three episodes, here’s an Ed.
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