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SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

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baby's first superbat

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BREAKING NEWS: I’M ALLERGIC TO HAPPINESS!

The idea for this struck me as soon as the song was released, everyone say thank you to Chappell

Song: The Subway by Chappell Roan

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ensnared

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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"Damn, thanks for the free coffee, I really appreciate it" "yeah no worries girl it's on the house" "it's on the what now" "I said it's on the house" "no, no. say that one more time."

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Proposal to add Goose as an emoji

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This could totally be ordinary

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‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️

The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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Mood post Superman

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Vague Superman spoilers ahead but what does it say about movies lately that I was genuinely surprised that they beat the bad guys without some big catch or sacrifice. Like sure there little things and emotional ramifications but at the end of the day they won.

Lex even tried to do the whole “force the hero to make an impossible choice” thing and it didn’t work because Superman asked his friends for help!

Anyway I’m just obsessed with the theme of “Good can win. It may be hard and it may seem hopeless at times but with love and friendship and a radical determination to save as many people as you possibly can, good can win.”

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James Gunn’s thesis statement for his Superman is simple and effective: "Be good. Do good. Be human despite the bad things. That is the most punk rock thing in a world so stoic and cynical."

And that’s how it should be. That’s beautiful, the new Superman movie is beautiful.

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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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did you hear. the sun loves him

go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good

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god this movie was so amazing

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