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Did anyone else use to go to the school nurse with a stomachache in elementary school and they'd just give you crackers and a small paper cup of 7-up then send you on your way? Or was that just my school?
#king posts#I ask because I went to a restaurant last night and they had crackers with their soup#and I think it's the same brand my school nurse use to give me#granted I don't actually know cuz I was like 5-10 years old and never actually payed attention to the brands of things#but it tastes like school nurse crackers#which isn't bad mind you#bland sure but not bad
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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Finally got around drawing Aioros :D
#saint seiya#saint seiya fanart#los caballeros del zodiaco#sagittarius aiolos#I remember reading somewhere (either a post or some wiki page idk) how aioros is often revered as the perfect saint an almost divine figure#and I’m pretty sure aioros initially refutes being the next pope saying saga would be a better fit (it’s 4am so correct me if I’m wrong)#anyway I watched some of kotz for fun and saw that scene. he seemed rather upset at the news but a sense of distress I can’t really describ#even when keeping in mind that he was only 14 I don’t think it was the responsibility that comes with being a gold saint/pope successor#but more combining the first bit of being highly viewed. he seems like a rather humble guy who’s rather content with risking his life#or has at least excepted that fact. but when seem as more than a simple soldier it makes him uneasy. because he knows he’s not a god#yet is put in such position that when adding his sacrifice at an early age he’s practically legend. and despite the initial denial he will#always be obedient enough to accept the duty placed upon him. this is all to simply say I tried drawing him smiling but it didn’t look righ#so ye. (feel bad for just leaving the thought process to the sketch in the tags but it’s not my best wording so it stays down here)#a smol trivia nugget: I still don’t know how I want to draw aioros :p actually better trivia nugget: the pose/composition is from a photo m#they saw I had taken a photo but my angle was rather bland so they decided to absolutely blow me away with one heck of a photo#theres even nice lighting and everything. real glad I finally used the reference as reference :]
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Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.
No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!
Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.
Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.
Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.
Kindly npc: ^u^
#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase#Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao#Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue.#He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X#His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a#Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him#And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on.#Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm#After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate#My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao#Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro#The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe#But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies.#Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off.#Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos?#It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea#Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident??#loz#legend of zelda#totk#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers
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I will never understand the fanfic impulse to take characters with thee most coo coo bananas codependent/nuanced/toxic/insane relationship and turn them into love interests #1 and #2 in a generic romance novel. like what is even the point anymore
#i don't just mean 'bad' relationships that they're trying to romanticize or sanitize; this happens all the time with 'good' relationships#with some funk or flavor to them where they sand off all of the things that actually make them interesting and compelling#and you're just left with this bland ball of nothing like they're generic couple no. 4 in a clothing ad#like girl why are you even here then?? what was the appeal for you that made you want to write about these people in the first place???#you've taken all the flavor out???#it always reminds me of that one screenshot someone took of a tag on a succession fic that was like 'logan is a good dad au' and its like#okay well why are we here then? like that changes so much about the characters and the story (and also like the entire point#the show is making about power and abuse) that you might as well write about literally anyone/anything else bc you're sure as shit#not writing about these characters anymore#and like. there's nothing wrong with enjoying bland or formulaic romance i'm not gonna find you and come to your house#but if that's what you're into then why do you even like these people???#to be clear i don't mean 'take them and place them neroses and all into a suburban home to watch them chew the wallpaper and#confuse their neighbors' that's completely different
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could you recommend any Jack fanfic/imagine? (if you read any, if not, could you tell me some of your headcanons about him?)
i wish i could but i enjoy neither of those things I’m sorry .. ,and from what I’ve seen of both things they all suck. badly. like he’s either a baby, a cardboard cutout ray of sunshine, or he’s getting bullied in high school for being a freak. very slim pickings i fear
as for headcanons i think he’d be very good friends with garth and occasionally babysit sam and cas jr. cuz he loves being an older brother figure .. (he would also do this with Claire) i also think Garth could rlly help him with having to compromise being between human and nonhuman/monster while also living a hunter’s lifestyle & the identity crises that would bring)
i am also an avid fan of the idea that he’s really into classic [zombie] horror like the George A Romero movies or even thebblack and white 1930’s-40’s era of horror like White Zombie (the first official zombie movie ever)
#i bring up the zombie horror buff headcanon a lot but. it’s my favorite#holdthypeace.txt#spn#supernatural#jack kline#supernatural headcanon#garth fitzgerald iv#among other things i also think he’d want to try baking and either suck so bad at it or be insanely good#he makes food that’s tailored specifically to his tastes so it sucks to everyone else#there’s also imagines for him being your boyfriend and they are also lame#nobody understands that he is a girlfailure#he would not call u babe but if he did he wouldn’t be sure that’s the normal thing to say 😭#the straight female gaze on jack is very . interesting (bland and interchangeable)
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I regret to inform you that my fave is getting bodied again in another poll
#too many fake old man enjoyers on this site#COME ON NOW HE HAS SIX ~PREHENSILE~ TENTACLE DICKS! SIX!!!!!!#people are being mean in the notes though like come on what has he ever done to you#do you not know cuntenserven when you see it#sure yes he does bad things in canon and i am not an apologist#and if he were a real person i would hate him so gd much for some of the shit he does#however he is not real so what about it#some people just want to dream about having a passionate six-tentadicked bisexual alien lover and lordy am i one of them#i might. *might.* rb the poll itself later but without tags because i've had experiences with normies being stupid in my inbox-#- after rbing normie-ish posts in the past#even a number of people who claim to be sex-positive turn awful the second it's clear your tastes aren't bland vanilla stuff#if you've read this far thanks for hearing out my ramblings#despite my better judgement i am so deeply in love with this foolish man#londarling#not sfw
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been looking in tags for a few days now to see if anyone else found the whole high cloud quintet and related story to be a bit.....poorly written, nonsensical, contradictory, full of plot holes and loose ends, etc. apparently i'm not the only one. (and i'm not even talking about shipping stuff, because any time I saw someone mad about bad writing, someone always replies to be homophobic and laugh about failed ships. weirdos.) it could have been so good but was thrown into the garbage for the most part (IF you noticed all the plot holes and contradiction. if not, then it's a fine enough story tbh. I expect most people to see it on surface level and not read all the little hidden lore bits and try to piece it together like my autistic brain did. which is ok! enjoy it if you liked it and ignore me 😆)
#apparently one of the writers did it on purpose. wont explain here. you can find it elsewhere. but it makes sense now#that's why it fell apart and didnt make sense in the end#ive seem people say anyone mad about it is a shipper and thats why. they use it as an excuse to be homophobes#youre gross get out of thos fandom. im here as someone upset about the story who was very skeptical about any ship theories and focused#more on plot theories and overall friendship and stuff so its not even about shipping you het weirdos!!!#the contradictions and plot holes are bd regrdless of who you ship lmao stop reducing it to that#aure its fine if you ignlre those plot holes. but it happened to be the little plot holes that interested me the most so its obvious to me😅#cant wait until a talented writer in the fandom rewrites the whole story a lot better and fills in the holes and ties up the end better#please someone do this 😭#lee text#hsr#i just wanted a close found family who met a tragic end#my idea for a better way to write it is dan feng wanted free from the high elder cycle and yingxing helped him create a new elder#but it went wrong and failed because the preceptors fed him wrong info hopong it woukd destroy dan feng since they hated him#instead it was yingxing that died and dan feng selfishly brought him back somehow and thats why hes immortal and hates dan heng now#they created a monster in the process that made a mess and baiheng died trying to kill it maybe but hit its weak spot#so it was weaked enough for jingliu to slay it#maybe for a plot twist jing yuan somehow knew the preceptors were up to something and didnt stop the two because#they were too stubborn and he knew it would do nothing#we know the dragon heart disappeared so either it ended becoming bailu in the end#or it could be inaide blade bow. another fun possible plot twist. they never explained where it went so it coukd be a n y w h e r e#i had other ideas but i forget now. bht baiheng deserves better as well. just being a plot mechanism to make two dudes be stupid#is kinda bland and boring and wasted her character. she deserves better too!!!!#id write this if i had the time and brain power but ill hope someone else does it instead#OH yeah i forgot a big idea. dan feng and yingxing perhaps try to also kill the arbor and end the abundance and long life/reincarnation#and maybe that was one part that led to it all going wrong or something. since yingxing wanted revenge on the abundance for destroying#his home and family???? and dan feng wanted to escape the cycle? similar wants that worked together snd failed#these are all ideas from past theories i read and my own ideas i came up with all of which are better than what that bad writer did!#these are very incomplete ideas that im sure someone else can write better#lee rambles
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cried at the auto shop and on the uber ride home and continued crying as I walked through my front door and Libby and Cody ran to greet me but aren't used to me crying and did this and forced me to giggle
#my brakes and tires all need replacing#which is going to be $1500#i have to send out my rent check rn#plus that $250 vet bill#i called my dad to ask if the tires sounded fair#and he was pissy at me for not going to the repair shop his gf's daughter recommended because they were really nice to her#she's rich so ''nice'' isn't such a priority to me#i checked their reviews and they overcharge#anyway him being cranky at me didn't help#the funny awful thing is#I've had frozen chicken from work in my freezer for months and months#it was bland and taking up half my freezer and i wasn't 100% sure it was 100% okay to eat#but i kept just in case#just in case of a rainy day#i finally threw it out#YESTERDAY#what are the chances#i'm just going to ask my boss to give me as many doubles shifts as he can and it's going to be ok#text#birthday month off to a bad start
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real talk if anyone on here ever wants to like... buy me a DVD i will totally draw a real quick bust or whatever in exchange, i have a target wishlist registry thing and everything 😂
Like it says in the note thing on the page, DVD or DVD/Blu-Ray are both fine, regular (not 4k) Blu-Ray is probably fine since my PS4 should be able to play those, but I only have a regular-ass PS4, not a PS5, I cannot play UHD, so if something is 4K UHD please make sure it has either a DVD or a regular Blu-Ray as well...
Anyway it should be set up so you can buy stuff off my registry without me having to blast my address to the world (lol) so if you do this, send me an ask or something off anon (so I can like, contact you) (that or like, send me a message on discord if we're friends, or w/e) and I will def draw you a little drawing as thanks 👍
#nadia rambles#ftr i haven't seen the barbie movie so i don't know if it's actually good. i wanted to see it but had no money at the time.#same for blue beetle but the review i read seemed generally favorable in that it's supposedly like... heartfelt? and not all meme#i do really like the weird tech-organic suit design.#and honestly my tolerance for bad movies is higher than it seems at times— i just dislike the mcu specifically#i generally like a bad movie that has a vision — aesthetic drive etc. — over sanitized and visually bland shit#like at least interesting choreo? even the best choreographed mcu movies i've found to be both slow AND hard to follow#and the lighting and color grading i keep seeing is just fucking awful. like. jesus christ. that's conk creet baby that's CEMENT#i did actually enjoy ant-man and the wasp but i found the romance boring and while i like ghost's whole vibe#the reason her design is good is because it's like... literally a destiny 2 hunter outfit LMAO#i prefer clayton crain's comic art significantly but like. that's. maybe not a practical movie costume.#but fuck would i like to see someone try *that*#anyway all of these others i have seen and 100% want to own physical media for (though i may add some i haven't seen later)#obv furiosa isn't out on physical media yet so that's not on there lol#also haven't added madame web yet but eyeing that steelbook tbqh just wanna make sure it includes regular blu-ray first#idk if anyone will even see this let alone send anything but i figure why not#at the very least i can share with family for holiday gift requests....#i don't understand why like the batman and atsv and john wick all have dvd/blu-ray options#but barbie and madame web and prey don't have that option#it's either blu-ray or dvd or 4k or 4k/blu-ray but not blu-ray dvd :/#which honestly is my preferred vessel cause that way i can have access to either if i need it#i put in blu-ray for barbie and prey and prob will for madame web but really wish it was blu-ray/dvd 😔
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harrowing experience yesterday where my friend and i debated whether or not "Closer" was a good song and it went on for like. way too long before we realized that i was talking about the nine inch nails song and they were talking about the god awful chainsmokers song.
#like . nightmare scenario: someone thinks i was defending the chainsmokers.#avpost#this is still like really funny to me. i was going to bat for it so hard bc i thought it was the nin song#i was like man what the hell its not bland with bad singing its a good song the singing is interesting . i like it#i can't even fully remember anything i said about it i just know i was like. thinking that it was a bad criticism.#yeah its a good song sure its not pretty dance music but the ugliness in it is what makes it good its similar to like why i like punk#like i know i definitely brought up punk music as a comparison which. if it was abt the chainsmokers wouldve been so fucking funny#all i know is when i finally said the words nine inch nails and they were like 'wh?? im talking about the chainsmokers song??' i like#physically turned away and almost fell to the ground i could not handle it. i felt like 5 seconds from going orz on the floor.#*through tears while cracking up* 'oh. yeah closer by the chainsmokers is a really bad song'
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unpopular opinion slash hot take but i think if we're serious about slow fashion and secondhand textiles then we need to let go of this idea that our handmade projects looking handmade is a bad thing and that we need to concentrate on professionalism
#recently seen a lot of reels about -the thing that's making your garments look homemade-#what they say is that you need to press all the time#like okay#but it's a) so patronising and b) - i a 21yo fashion school graduate will tell you all you need to know about sewing in my monetised reels#like sure jan#it comes off judgy but also bland#-how do i make money off instagram- -oh i know i'll tell people to press-#like wow sugar how long did it take to think THAT one up#and then all the comments are from people who DO press going so true bestie#like#you just KNOW they're the kind of people who sit and judge for the fun of it#he says judging#but ANYWAY#my overall point is what does it MATTER if it looks homemade#it IS homemade#that's only a bad thing if you think we ought aspire to buying everything all the time
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My PokeMiku rankings (not open to criticism /j).
If anyone wants to make their own tierlist, I used this one. And heres all the Project Voltage art.
I was tempted to rank the "Announcement Miku" (the art with Farfetch'd in Project Voltage) and the previously existing Snow Miku collab I discovered via Bulbapedia's Project Voltage page, but realized theyd be unfair comparisons, lol.
#dee does things#pokemon#vocaloid#project voltage#interesting evolution to this one I didnt think bug was all that great but then realized it was pretty clever and I thought water was#really good until I realized it was just kind of a swimsuit and not much else- serviceable but bland in comparison to other stuff!!!#a friend critiqued ghost miku because of her outfit but I think the glitch effect was just too clever I enjoy the talisman and#wisp details too. could they have done more? sure but at the same time I cant think of what they could do so I think it makes the thought#null for me lol. psychic is a perfectly cute outfit it just doesnt give...ANYTHING to me much less psychic if it was normal sure- Ive come#to appreciate its allusion to meloetta's design but I think if they were going the ''smarts'' route they shouldve made it more obvious and#made miku a professor/composer to show her mastery at it vs. a school kid lol. also thought she was a tennis player at first adkjnbdakjn-#I genuinely thought the people BEHIND project voltage thought it was bad and thats why they put it FIRST as opposed to the typical starter#types LOLLL
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gotta get off the internet and only interact irl with people who were 30 before they got their shit together i cant keep doing it like this
#like this being. feeling like i have no future and nobody likes me#‘youre only 19’ only goes so far when i dont know any other fail 19 year olds#im not gonna be a damn dentist for sure but like. and ive said this a thousand times. what am i gonna do. i cant live a worthless nothing#life where i work a shitty job i hate. i have to like something#i hate my art. i hate my lack of creativity. my art is so bland i just dont think its in me anymore#i finished. and i hate it#i have other hobbies. i like to cross stitch. i like to sew. i like to paint. i like to make dolls. do you see the common theme here#i have a few more than that i technically could do but i cant create anymore and it kills me. i want to. i constantly want to but i cant#it doesnt help that even if i havw ideas i dont even want to do them#i was gonna draw some characters from a game i played when i was little but i just#didnt want to. at no point did it not feel like a chore#ill try to go to new mediums! its fun to mess around and then itll feel boring again and going back doesnt feel any better#idk. googling it is useless. ive tried all the things. for years. ive been TRYING to draw consistently and like. doodles are fine theyre fu#but theyre not what i want to do i want to make something im proud of. i drew almost every single day for like 2 years#and its not burnout bc its been like. 2 more years! and ive barely wanted to at all!!!#i want to be creative and i also want people to recognize it. different complaint but it sucks so bad#i feel like nobody likes me. still. nobody cares about what i do. nobody would care if i stopped#like except me but i can only support myself so far!!!! im so tired of it!!!! someone PLEASE be here for me and just say ‘hey i love this#drawing :)’ like you have no idea what that would do for me#not always. but yknow especially if its been a while. if you like it. if you dont like it :( idk. you should tell me that too i guess#yknow so i can have some confirmation so i dont feel like im crazy. idk. dont actually id never go online again. i would probably. well.#i dont like to say the words#simons spouting#vent :(
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I'm watching this show where two women are trying to update an entire motel and restaurant and they're spending like over 100k on all this and they want to be ready
for June 2020
I feel like I'm watching reality tv horror or something
#they only just mentioned covid for the first time beginning of feb#also this show is really weird because they have super nice looking plans....#but the final results of the doubles rooms were like....so bland and almost bad#like they for sure updated but there was like no real personality or style and it was super tame esp for a show like this
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I'm literally on s8 now I can't believe this, what the fuck
#house md#this show has made me ILL idk how will i survive without it 😭😭😭#i need to see that rat man commit medical malpractice and i need to see him with his doe eyed boyfriend ughhhhhhhhhhhh#😭😭😭😭😭#also the way the first half of s7 tanked when cuddy and house got together like ive never seen a pairing go down so bad especially AFTER#they got together#like they put two very interesting characters together to make a very boring couple :p#anyway lowkey glad lisa had to leave the show in the last season because im so sure otherwise house and cuddy wouldve been endgame 😭😭😭#sorry they were SO bland together i canttttt
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