Call me King | he/him, vul/vulp, 🦊/🦊s, 🧸/🧸s | adult | South Park obsessed | Also super into Mouthwashing atm
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One of my kitties is so smart because like... she's not allowed in the bathroom. She knows this. But as SOON as I open the door, she fucking BEELINES IT to the ONE place I am unable to grab her from
She's lucky she's cute
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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If an individual trans man did transition as a trauma response to misogyny, or a trans woman did identify as such because it's tied to her kinks, both of them would still be valid. Every reason for being trans is valid. When transphobes bring out those canards, we act like those are hideous things to be when we should be treating them like reductive stereotypes that are one of ten million different reasons someone might identify the way they do. Neither inherently undermines other trans people.
When you say "how dare you accuse me of being a disgusting faker like that" you're playing by transphobic society's rules. Do not believe that you can convince them your masculinity is truly destiny built into you from birth, or that your femininity is squeaky clean.
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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Me upon seeing a ship I violently hate: Oh, that's good for you! Unfortunately I am tearing my eyes out <3
#king posts#and it's my own fault because I forgot to blog the tags for said ship#time to do that now <3
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hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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i did that wheel spin and got two of my favorite tropes but no storyblorbo comes to mind lmao but then tbf my mind is on the oc brainrot rn
Dude same with the OC brainrot. I just got lucky with my rolls cuz I got roommates as was like immediately like "oh, faggot raccoon and cringe fail blue jay?" and then got sibling dynamics and went "eh, close enough" HYUJGRKFVD
If I got something in the entirely different direction then I would have been stumped
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#yes? but if this question is being framed as “not knowing family's birthday means you're a bad person” then fuck you?#<- yeah I was gonna say 😭😭#I fucking suck at birthdays and it took me literal years to memorize all my siblings + parents birthdays#like I know them NOW but when I tell you that I was genuinely in my teens when I finally got down all of their birthdays-#and they're the ONLY birthdays I can remember#extended family? nope. friends? nope. my pets? I wish but nope#as far as I'm concerned I'm done. no more memorizing birthdays for me#that's what phone is for <3
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This links to a wheel with nearly a hundred fic tropes for plots, settings, and more. Spin it twice.
This could also work with art inspiration, but the buttons only allow for so many characters on them. And please do ramble in the tags! I'm going to have no idea what most of you are talking about, and it's going to be great.
#roommates and sibling dynamics#I... yeah#I feel like that's just the whole fucking PLOT of Regular Show#well ''sibling dynamics'' is pushing it (especially since I ship them) but like it could be argued for#I personally think they should be making out sloppy style but they do sometimes fight like brothers lmao
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generate a random power here
Don't forget to put the power you get in the tags!
(If you're reblogging from me, I got Mixed Martial Arts Mastery)
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Mouthwashing Post-Steam Awards Special
I'm honored to be asked again by the developers of Mouthwashing to create this video following the Steam Awards. While the game may not have won, its journey and the incredible community behind it are worth celebrating!
Please note that this video and voices are not canon to the game. It’s just a little something to show appreciation for the amazing Mouthwashing fandom!
(Btw I had to export this video at 480p to fit Tumblr's upload limits. If you'd like to watch it in glorious 1440p, you can check it out on YouTube here!)
Voice actors:
Curly: @GianniMatragrano
Anya: @VoiceQuills
Jimmy: @SeigiVA
Swansea: @JakVox
Daisuke: @funnywes
Interviewer: @ganglemanVA
Suit models rigged by desdarkdesigns
Song: Bad News [Official Mouthwashing OST]
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wait dont unfollow me im problematic and gross
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