Call me King | he/him, vul/vulp, 馃/馃s, 馃Ц/馃Цs | adult | South Park obsessed | Also super into Mouthwashing atm
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If someone I don't know/already hate does something I hate then I'll start to hate them/hate them more
If someone I like does something I hate then I just lose oh so much respect for them and I'll never look at them the same, but I won't hate them
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the real reason jimmy broke polle
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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normalize big dick humiliation it鈥檚 funnier
#big dick humiliation but in the same way as anime girls with big titties#you know like ''woah bro your dick is massive *grabs*''#''KYAAAAA NOOO DON'T SAY THAAAAT''#I'm sorry I'll never speak again
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PROMOTE TRANSGENDERISM PROMOTE TRANSEXUALITY
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You know what's best? It's having a Good Morning!!!
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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Always amusing to me when I tell people I have Wicked Whims installed and they're like "omggg what the fuck you're crazy for that one" like mfer literally what is the point of playing the Sims if I'm not going to make them fuck narsty style. Literally what else is there to do in that game? high five my wife ten times and *not* slonk her shit goopy style afterwards? you're joking
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