#bitchy lilith

[divine0rdainment]

Adam and Lilith meeting in Heaven for the first time while it's raining.

Lilith: Oh wow, today's weather looks just like you Adam... Shitty.

Adam: the forecast did say it was gonna get wet. I'm sure that'll be a first for you.

Lilith: oh yes, several inches of rain I've heard. Can you imagine that? More than one inch?

Adam: You know, I think I'm having trouble. Maybe if you moved a little bit that way in to on coming traffic, the entire world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such a thing.

Lilith: I would but then who would take care of our dear Luci? What would he do without the love of his life? He wouldn't have anyone left to talk to, hang out with, or keep him from being locked up in his office all day.

Adam: ...*Irritated look*

Lucifer: oh how id miss the way he'd say "oh I missed you Lilith every time i-

Adam: *Shoves her out of the shade and in to the rain*

Lilith: *Gets wet and glares at Adam*

Adam: Oh shit, you didn't melt, the Wizard of Oz lied to me.

Lilith: I hate you.

Adam: I hate you more!

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in alt text] my magnum opus

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick tells off the Major for acting like dick’s people are his to command. Argent, Lilith, and Roy clap in the background (titans #48)

[crimeronan]

On a scale of 1 to destroyed, how lost/shambled is Amity’s mental state in your next few chapters?

she's doing pretty okay at the beginning of chapter 2, all things considered!

....then she interacts with hunter.

[nudibutch]

You posted a song for your character tyffie. Would you like to talk about them? I love hearing about dnd characters!

tyffanie ("tyffie") duprie is my indulgence character. shes a bitch. shes a (classy) slut. shes a little morally dubious. she loves to lie. she kinda delights in violence (just a little, as a treat!!) and shes my wife <3

brief background is that shes the daughter of two oligarchs from waterdeep who see her as an asset... a lot of loneliness and built up resentment against her parents makes her who she is now. a lot of her selfish behavior is a survival mechanism, but i think even if she worked through that, she would still be sharp, confident, and shrewd. when she was around 18 or 19, she entered a warlock pact with fierna, the archdevil of phthelegos, and has a toxic bestie relationship with her (thats also a little homoerotic). in reality theyre both using each other... which makes it fun To Me.

other personality traits include: shes obsessively meticulous about her nails (plan to make her have to roll a d100 for nail rage if she takes a certain amt of damage), she's claustrophobic, and she loves to read. and my good friend @distant--shadow made art of her for me, here she is with her most prized possession, her hand mirror (fierna talks to her through this a lot, too, but a girl's gotta make sure she looks good!! she also likes to cast suggestion while pretending to fix her makeup in it)

and also her in baldurs gate for fun:

here's her character sheet! and if you want her playlist, here's that too

[gender-luster]

me resisting the urge to infodump to everyone i know about the dead boy detectives cast and what other dc media they've been in

[everysongineverykey]

why haven't raine and lilith interacted substantially yet. i want my "just got back with their ex and is trying and failing to be normal when out with her family" sibling-in-law and "has found her sister's partner mildly annoying since they were teenagers and now that she has been asked to fix their terrible possession-induced mullet is currently grappling with the ethical dilemma of 'do i give them a nice decent haircut or do i SHEAR THAT BARD'" sister-in-law

[gaygreenultimatecatboy69]

And honestly, she stayed kind simply because she was trying to keep her head up. Violet Sorrengail, they could never make me hate you.

Violet Sorrengail and her failed dreams to be a Scribe

We should acknowledge the fact that the goddess mentioned above made numerous sacrifices even before she got to know about everything.

It is no joke when you work hard every single day of your life, hoping to achieve your dreams, and when they are this 🤏 close to you, they're taken away.

Even worse: that was the dream of that one parent who cared for you (atleast from Violet's perspective). That is what that parent spent the last fews years of his life to do. To make sure you excelled in whatever you did.

That requires a whole lot of strength and maturity. That is something we need to focus on more.

It's no wonder why Violet is insecure.

Yes, she is a lightning weilder. But could she control her own powers? No.

Yes, she is hella smart. But 99% of the knowledge she possessed, was it accurate? No.

Yes, she is the kindest person you can find in the Rider's Quadrant. But did that make people think twice before betraying her? No.

People who call her whiny need to wear her shoes before judging her.

[toohottohoot]

just hopped onto the hazbin hotel (has been ruminating in hazbin hotel for 7 years) and holy fuck?? ALASTOR MISSING FOR SEVEN YEARS AND LILITH MISSING FOR SEVEN YEARS AND THE MUSIC AND AJDJFJQOVMW

[haute-honey]

astro obs.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Libras are always expected to give others something. Others always seem to look to them to give them their time, energy, love, affection, hell even their life. Of course they have issues with people pleasing because people naturally want to take take take from them. When they try to establish boundaries, all hell breaks loose leading them to never try to establish them again.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Speaking of Libra, I'm seeing a lot of posts about how *gay* we are lol Which made me wonder and think back on all the times I've had other women who I thought I was in true platonic friendships with fall head over heels in love with me and admit their true feelings to me. First time it happened I was literally in 4th grade.... How do we hetero Libras turn the gayness off or are y'all going off of what is stereotypically gay?

🤸🏽‍♀️ Libra rising are indecisive because when they make a hasty decision or impulsive decision, 9 times out of 10 it blows up in their face. Let them take their time dammit!

🤸🏽‍♀️ + libra rising kids not only experience bullying/jealousy/evil eye from their peers, they'll even experience it from full grown adults.

🤸🏽‍♀️ I saw someone mention that not liking 6th house synastry is because you enjoy toxicity in relationships...and I disagree. I think 6th house synastry depends on the type of relationship and the sign that it is in. For me, the 6th house works more for friendships and professional relationships rather than romantic relationships. As a straight woman, the sign my 6h is in is not ideal for a relationship for me due to other placements in my chart.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Furthermore, what synastry works for you best or what synastry you find to be most romantic is based on you and your chart. Don't let any of these "astrology girlies" pump your head up with bs just because it works for them.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Fellow scorpio placements (esp you scorpio suns) I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, someone making you aware when you're exhibiting toxic/bad behavior does not equate to them being unloyal or betraying you. You need people around you that'll hold you accountable for the fucked up shit you do sometimes. No, it doesn't make them a snake or mean that they don't love you but my god, get a grip girl and be so motherfuckingly forreal.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Aquarius men aren't the challenge yall think they are... they're just detached. If that is not your style of love, move along.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Lilith energy is for women/feminines. If you are looking at Lilith through a synastry chart, the one who holds that power when it comes to how Lilith is placed is the feminine in the equation (if there is one). Men/masculines are subdued by Lilith. Not the other way around. For example, if a man's Lilith conjuncts a woman's Venus, he won't be able to use that power over her because he will not connect to it and will not know how to use it.

🤸🏽‍♀️ It is SO FUNNY when I read other observations on Libra placements. Its either we are mean girls/bullies or we are fake/people pleasers lmfao As someone with a lot of prominent Libra placements and influence, I have always had to deal with the fake allegations or the bitchy/intimidating mean girl allegations. Its like if we're not kissing ass we are the meanest bitches but if we are trying to make an effort to please everyone, we are people pleasing fake ass bitches 😆 I need y'all to pick a side and stay there when addressing Libras.

🤸🏽‍♀️ To say a venusian ruled person (Libra/Taurus suns, risings, venus) is a copy cat is laughable because they are the ones getting their swag stolen or having people wanting to be their friends to siphon their aura/vibe. Ex: Cleopatra a Taurus sun (Venus) had her "friend" copy her entire style/aesthetic.

🤸🏽‍♀️ I applaud the female/feminine Libras who have given up on pleasing others and have taken on the bitch allegations with pride because fuck these people. Y'all are weirdos who expect pretty women to fit into whatever box you feel like they should to appease your own self esteem. Seek help.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Degrees absolutely have effects on the natal chart and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! You might resonate more with whatever sign rules over the degree of your sign or rising rather than the actual sign that sit in those placements.

🤸🏽‍♀️ I saw someone say that a unevolved Sagittarius man is scared of sex........... while that could be true they are more often than not sexual deviants when unevolved.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Speaking of sagittarius, Jupiter ruled people quite literally NEED Jupiter to help them out and provide them with more luck than the rest of us because these people are the ultimate self sabotagers. They love trouble, they enjoy creating chaos often then not. And Jupiter is always there to put out the fires they start.

🤸🏽‍♀️ You can't really tell anyone what synastry is best for romantic relationships vs which ones you deem worse because at the end of the day it is all about preferences. If you like a familial feel to your relationships, you'll probably like 4th house synastry. However, if you're like me and come from a veryyyy dysfunctional family, 4h synastry will repulse you. So figure out your own vibe and what you like in a relationship and go from there.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Women with prominent sagittarius placements often are seen by outsiders as the "cool" or "fun" moms when really they can be verrrrrry neglectful towards their children. Ask me how I know lol

🤸🏽‍♀️ Saw someone say that Scorpio sun and moon placements can be backhandedly bully people and this is when I have to bring up the issues of generalization when y'all are making these "observation" posts. Any placement has the potential to be a bully. Literally any of them. However, why Scorpio sun and/or moon might stand out is because they can be LETHAL with their words (ex. Tia Kemp - Scorpio sun). Like they really know how to cut somebody up with their words and they are QUICK with it. Kind of like a scorpion with their tail. So be mindful and don't take it there with them if you can't keep up because you'll need therapy after they get done with you.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Scorpio moon women are either resenting other women or being resented by other women. It can go either way.

🤸🏽‍♀️ Gemini women are the ladies that look a mess 99% of the time and I like that about them.

[cupids-fiction]

the moral of dead boy detectives is not friendship or love but that you can do anything if you have 2 ghostly companions, a psychic with no memories, a ditzy BL nerd, a relatively sane lesbian butcher, a walrus, a crow, a sexy cat, lilith herself, 2 tiny (and bitchy) flower people, a scottish woman, and a sick ass magical backpack

[showtoonzfan]

They’re going to make Lilith the underdeveloped bitchy mother who took Charlie away from her sympathetic father who’s “not all that bad”- aren’t they? It’s also bothering how we’ve clearly gotten teases of Lucifer, but zero on Lilith, not even her design or her role in the show. Keep in mind according to the character description leaks, it is canon that Lucifer and Lilith are separated now, and they seem to be leaning towards Charlie having more of a close/established relationship with her father rather than her mother. Knowing how Viv clearly wants Lucifer in this sympathetic light, I’m very worried that Lilith won’t have much to her outside of being separated from Lucifer, that and Viv writes her female characters like utter shit so-

Also so glad we can sympathize with the literal devil but not Stolas’s bitchy wife, Viv is such a fair writer.

[littledemon55]

A few things I disliked about each episode of HH season one

Episode: The characters didn’t get reintroduced right

Episode: Valentino turning from mysterious to an annoying man child and so did Vox

Episode: I couldn’t care less about Camilla, also why did they already resolve the dead angel mystery?

Episode: Almost Everything. From Charlie being a doormat to making Hust and Angel randomly bond after Angel harassed him in the hotel

Episode: Making Lucifer an uwu soft boy with depression. As if we haven’t had enough of these already… Also Alastor pretending like he counts as a father figure for Charlie just by telling us

Episode: The fact that the angels don’t know how someone gets into heaven, that makes literally no sense. Also Vaggie's backstory is as flat as Viv's character designs

Episode: Why only ask Cannibal town for help? Also, why didn’t they think about rebeling against the angels sooner???

Episode: Everything. Sir Pentious's death being treated as a joke. Charlie being useless and her demon form looking like something I would have made during my cringe gacha life phase. Lucifer saving the day. Lilith now being the bad guy, because Viv can’t make woman anything but bitchy.

I hope season 2 gets cancelled.

Thank you for reading.

[astr0logywh0r3]

• astrology observations •

⍟ sagittarius risings can be intimidating because they have strong personalities and don’t hold back from showing it

⍟ lilith square ascendant, when younger, does not feel like they can either 1.) fit in because of who they are/their physical appearance 2.) be themselves or who they truly are because there are serious restrictions that hold them back from that ….or both. when they get older and become free from whatever held them back in their childhood they become really sexy and confident people. they can be seen as kind of bitchy or polarizing but in a way that people enjoy or find attractive …or can’t help but be attracted to even if they don’t want to be. i also feel like lilith square ascendant gives really severe insecurity issues that stem from a large rejection wound. (i have this aspect)

⍟ idk if this is just me but i find that wider orbs don’t mean that a particular aspect in someone’s chart is “less relevant”. in fact, i’ve seen the contrary. that super tight orbs make less sense to me and then i see a wider orb that does make sense.

⍟ sometimes i feel like people with scorpio energy can see things in black and white ways. and they might judge others who aren’t as analytical as they are.

⍟ i think jupiter in the 1st is a huge indicator of beauty. i see this in the charts of so many physically gorgeous people.

⍟ venus in the 8th house gives morticia addams energy

⍟ people with lilith aspecting their moon are extremely charming and can be seen as likable easily

⍟ scorpio moons have squinty, cat-like eyes

⍟ pisces moons have dreamy eyes

⍟ scorpio mc or pluto in the 10th is like the sex symbol placement

⍟ lilith in sagittarius is like the hedonistic, free spirit. they don’t like being tied down by things like religion, institutions, etc.

⍟ uranus in 7th house might have a hard time with commitment in their relationships. they could be seen as elusive or like they can’t be tied down when it comes to romantic partners.

⍟ capricorn risings are naturally born with extremely slender or petite figures. they’re tiny people.

⍟ aries risings have a lot of energy. they come off as very 🎇🔥‼️ ex. billie eilish

⍟ mars in scorpio people can have dark humor or just a strange humor in general that has an underlying twisted-ness or sarcasm to it. ex. aubrey plaza, joaquin phoenix

⍟ mars in cancer always have a softness/sensitivity to them that others can feel

⍟ i would say the best way to get back at a scorpio mars or just a person with a lot of scorpio placements who you upset or you had beef with is to outright ignore them. like …just literally don’t look at them. don’t let them see you looking at them. act like you don’t care. this will make them think you have the power in the situation and will piss them off/drive them crazy like nothing else.

⍟ venus-lilith people are physically beautiful or have beautiful bodies. something about their physical appearance is desirable in the eyes of others.

⍟ moon aspecting asc can be just as dreamy and have a highly similar effect as neptune aspecting asc

[cooldude-69]

MY SOLAR RETURN OBSERVATION

I made some solar return observations off my charts of past years,

im no professional please correct me if im wrong<33

Solar sun in 7th house

Well started dating in the beginning of the year, and I WAS KNOWN FOR MY RELATIONSHIP, actually there was no "me" it was "us" (me n my s/o) in my school

On that year i had sun w only squares and opposite, and had saturn in 1h conjuncting asc, and only harshly aspected planets to asc. Man that year i struggled SO MUCH with myself, i was soooo dysmorphic of my face i literally hid it w masks, I struggled w moderate-severe acne, i had no self esteem n confidence man but i got over it after my birthday and all the good things began to happen but ofc progress wasnt linear

Venus in 6th house

I built a proper skincare routine that year🫶💕took good care of myself n my beauty hehe

Moon in 4th house

That year i got sm closer to my mother, our relationship got soo much better and we were so chill about everything

Sun conjuncting lilith

i had TERRIBLE FIGHTS w my father, really heated ones. Tho we've a good relationship but last year was terrible for both of us, we didnt even talk for daysss and we didnt speak much to each other on daily basis, so yea sucks but yes the fights decreased as the time passed

Sun, venus, mercury, mars in 3rd house leo

I GAINED SM POPULARITY THAT YEAR IN MY SCHOOL omg, i also made sooo many friendss it was too fkin easy i was smooth af

Sun conjuncting venus

i loveddd the attention lol and also i was in lovee and i gained popularity CUZ OF THE BOY i was dating

Sun conjuncting mars + aries moon 11h 13°

BOYS FEARED ME EVEN MY BF! lol i had a reallyyyyy bad temper and I was so impulsive i even started dating out of impulsion, and i used to RELEASE MY ANGER ON MY FRIENDS like i used to have sm of anger outbursts, i used to beat da shit outta my male friends (sry) and i used to cuss ALOT, even when I was hurt i mostly expressed anger more than crying, and thats why my then boyfriend havent apologized yet for cheating on me cuz he thinks I'll beat the shit out of him cuz im crazy loll

Pluto & saturn in 8th house

I remember i was sexually abused that year and all my past sexual trauma triggered that year, i struggled alot cuz of the flashbacks, and i remember i was quite sexualized by boys that year

Uranus 11th house

I did make ALOT OF FRIENDS all of a sudden, and i did lose ALL THOSE FRIENDS in a snap, literally i lost everyone that year and i was all alone nobody talked to me in the end of the solar return year lol, uranus being placed at 11th house it makes alot of sense now

asteroid singer in leo 3rd house in 17 degrees/mercury in 3rd house leo

I sang alot that year, likw i participated in alot of group singing competitions and was even placed first in regional and i was quite known for being in the choir group

Neptune and lilith in 10th house

People didnt really like me, they had a really bad perception of me, and they literally hated me but as soon as i cleared the air w them we became good friends! And they used to tell me they found me bitchy but im rly nice irl

Sun, mercury, moon in 12th house

Well that year i was in full isolation mode, barely any friends and the whole year was lockdown, so yea i was on healing mode after the popularity and gaining n losing friends incident and my heartbreak

Uranus in 9th house

Uranus somehow relates w the internet right? And that year we attended school online! So cool!

Thats it for now :D please wait for sometime im still tryna learn and figure more about my past solar returns if there's anything you wish to correct please do XOXO💕

[godsprettiestprincess]

Anyone who has a problem with Lilith tries to drag her back to Lucifer, only to be faced with their matching painted nails and pearl earring and feel their heart drop to their shoes. There’s two of them <3

Jack I almost always make biologically Lucifer’s in some capacity, but to me human Lilith will always be a little monster foster kid who met her match & subsequently became the biggest daddy’s girl on the planet