#jealous adam

[divine0rdainment]

Adam and Lilith meeting in Heaven for the first time while it's raining.

Lilith: Oh wow, today's weather looks just like you Adam... Shitty.

Adam: the forecast did say it was gonna get wet. I'm sure that'll be a first for you.

Lilith: oh yes, several inches of rain I've heard. Can you imagine that? More than one inch?

Adam: You know, I think I'm having trouble. Maybe if you moved a little bit that way in to on coming traffic, the entire world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such a thing.

Lilith: I would but then who would take care of our dear Luci? What would he do without the love of his life? He wouldn't have anyone left to talk to, hang out with, or keep him from being locked up in his office all day.

Adam: ...*Irritated look*

Lucifer: oh how id miss the way he'd say "oh I missed you Lilith every time i-

Adam: *Shoves her out of the shade and in to the rain*

Lilith: *Gets wet and glares at Adam*

Adam: Oh shit, you didn't melt, the Wizard of Oz lied to me.

Lilith: I hate you.

Adam: I hate you more!

[mikka-minns]

Adam: Lucifer! How dare you?! You ruin my life and then call somone else your greatest Enemy!?!?

Vox: Alastor! We've been Enemies for more than seven years! How can you replace me like this?!

Alastor and Lucifer, busy fighting over their (adult) child: Who r u?

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[voxlvrr]

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ꕥ ; When Adam is Jealous..oh man. He will be SO petty about it, he DOES not care who it is, it could be lute and this guy isn’t afraid to just walk up to you both flip them off and literally drag you away and while he’s at it throw in some nasty remarks at them. he isn’t afraid to start a fight while on the prominent land. he knows that it could probably end in a stern talking to with the seraphim. but hey! he isn’t gonna let some jackass take you away from HIM. I mean who in their right mind would?? but seriously, Adam is a bit insecure at times. “what do you mean why did I drag you away from them!? they were being a total douche.”

ꕥ ; Adam wouldn’t admit to be jealous to you, his ego is too big and even if he did tell you his whole “tough guy” attuide would probably falter. however he will rant about it to lute for awhile. If lute suggested that he WAS. Jealous and just maybe overthinking it a little much, he would just deny it saying that he “wasn’t.” and making up random excuses and just stuttering while having his hands in a “🙏” kind of way like in ep 1. “Pfft what lute? I’m not jealous!” however he admits it anyways to her and once lute gives him advice he’s already on his way to find you !

ꕥ ; Adam would a LOT more clingy whenever you guys are in private, whenever you guys are just lazing around he’ll be laying on your stomach while youre just reading a book, his wings will be wrapped around you along with his hands on your waist, he’ll also be mumbling random curses at the person in a low voice but you’ll still be able to hear it. also expect random dumbass questions from him during the day.

[songsaa]

Vulpes pls like men I promise I can treat u right

[elitehoe]

At this point they gotta get Chappell Roan to let them use kink is karma on the Hangman and Swerve video package because it is that serious

[lilacwriter07]

Omega!Lucifer would steal Adam's clothes, and make a nest out of it . Hissing at others if they try to get Adam's clothes back, no matter how many clothes Adam buys . Lucifer always find a way to get them .

He even cried to Charlie when he catch Lucifer taking his underwear, sniffing them on his way to his nest . Purring how lovestruck he looks .

"Well I guess I have to walk naked then and seduce others with my perfect body ." Making Vaggie gag and Lucifer's tail wag, as his eyes becomes dark .

Later

"Has anyone seen Adam ?" Charlie asked ."Yeah ." Angel showed a picture of Adam getting carried to Lucifer's nest ."I really tried to save him .. But your father is the devil, like I want to live you know ."

[god-has-entered-my-body]

I want to be matty healy so badly please tell me someone relates

[al1fers-haven]

What do you think about Adam and Mammon smitten with a darling sinner?

Maybe she has a contract with mammon so he's close to her but Adam only came to know about her when Charlie pulled her as a perfect example of a redeeming sinner in the meeting in heaven

Imagine getting the attention of both pricks right

This is going to be in headcannons because I wouldn't know how to start this, I hate mammon but ADAM? Anything with him I will gladly do. (Still a wonderful idea though :) )

When Charlie had thrown you up on that big ol orb inside of the council to say Adam was a bit baffled was an understatement

Lute totally had to hit his shoulder to get him to refocus...

you were a sinner who was allowed outside of the ring surprisingly, probably against Lucifer's wishes but you did have a contract with the big clown guy. Who was practically all over you.

you had a close-knit relationship with Mammon, both loving and hating the attention he gave you as his 'little sinner star', treating you more like a prized possession than anything else but it was good enough for you to realize he was probably flirting

He wasn't good at it, constantly belittling you as a pick-up line? It was a bit awful.

you probably work as a clown, or something celebrity-like. Maybe a singer or something?

He works you to the bone, but then he takes you out for dinner at his place and coos down at you like you are a baby.

Adam is definitely a little confused on how someone so pretty is in hell, usually the people he sees that are hellborns are either ugly or not his type but it seems you fit both of those categories.

Now...you were a sinner so he had to be careful IF he was going to see you, but since you are outside of the ring Lucfer has been letting them in, he can't really visit like he wants to.

Totally started gushing about you to lute , she just has to sit there and deal with it.

I don't see you really being able or wanting to date him straight away if ya met...but he would try his best.

Adam is a very simple man, wanting nothing lavish or something like that.

But you were lavish, you lived lavishly, you had people at your beck and call and you did NOT need him like he thought.

You actually insulted him a couple times, he's not a very charming person. (Or smart..)

He slowly started to come around more despite not being allowed to and watched a couple of your shows,

totally grumbles whenever mammon gets all over you, touching ya however he wants? Thats stupid.

totally called himself the dickmeister whenever you denied him the first time.

after awhile though you slowly got used to him and his loud personality, actually letting it calm you.

MAMMON WAS NOT HAPPY. adam and mammon fighting was...awful. Literally awful, they both act kind of similar and even then they can't really fight one another or it'll start a war, so the passive-aggressive comments are enough for now.

Adam took you on a date to somewhere stupid, and it turns out mammon runs a lot of the restaurants within your price range..

Mammon tried keeping you away from the egotistical angel but it wasn't inside of the contract that he could prevent you from seeing people, so he sadly let you go and do whatever.

didn't mean his pampering of you stopped though lol (Im making a part two of this soon if you would like lol,)

[divine0rdainment]

Human!Lucifer the night before he Marries Lilith. Adam is his best friend and best man.

Adam: Let's just, run away together!

Lucifer: But I want to get married.

Adam: Why?!

Lucifer: Becuse I love her.

Adam: You will be bored of her in two years, and we will be interesting forever!

[arachnesbich]

I'm seeing a lot of cryptid!batman/assumed to be cryptid!batman lately, but now I'm just thinking about someone other than Batman being a cryptid and he thinks They're Just Like That TM for one reason of another.

Like, the al Ghuls are actually ghouls, just to the left of human. (I headcanon the Adams family as ghouls, so if you see Adams family themes, its because they're who I base my idea of ghouls on) Also, I head canon that ghouls can't physically hurt or be hurt by the people they love, that's why they feel so comfortable with things like throwing knives at loved ones and adding poison to one another's food. It can even be seen as an act of love and affection.

Ras and Talia have a good relationship, in their own way, but from an outside perspective it looks like they're actively trying to kill each other. Bruce knows that they 'fight' constantly, throwing knives at each other in greeting and when they're back is turned, sneaking poison into each other's food, calling each other monstrous names. He just assumes that Ras and Talia are testing each other's vigilance, in a thinly veiled attempt to kill each other. They are assassins after all.

Any time it Bruce questions why she does the things she does, she answers something along the lines: "I'm a ghoul, this is what we do." but what Bruce hears is "I'm al Ghul, this is what we do." and it reinforces his assumptions that this is a raised-as-an-assassins thing.

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Talia: *info-dumping about where major arteries are located and sharing her 'studies' of all the ways she can paralyze someone*

Bruce, to himself: Either she's threatening me or this is the only way she know how to make conversation, because of the way she was raised...Hmm.

He is seduced either way.

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Eventually Bruce leaves to Gotham and becomes Batman and Talia doesn't tell him about Damian.

Bruce was never really able to understand her ghoulish needs, always insisting that she could leave the League and "do better." That's how their relationship inevitably came to an end, with him trying to humanize her (ugh). She knew that Bruce wouldn't change just because she was pregnant and she knew her son would have ghoulish needs that couldn't be compromised just because Bruce was uncomfortable.

So she decided to keep Damian to her herself until he's old enough to know what it means to be a ghoul and shows that he wants to meet his father.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

*Hell nanny au*

Lucifer:*flirting with Adam*

Adam:*blushes* heh

*he sees Lilith behind him seething*

Adam:….I have to check on the princess! Bye! *runs off*

Lucifer:?!

Lucifer: What was that about? *Turns to see Lilith* Oh! H-hello dearest.

Lilith: Don't you give me that! Do you want to fuck him!?

Lucifer: Lil-

Lilith: Do you want to fuck all our staff! Cause that's all he is, is staff!

[leadandblood]

Photos from Christos Lawton's instagram

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[partoftheairforce]

i am hyperventilating

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Something cozy

[bedforddanes75]

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