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Adamsapple Sweet and Spicy Summer

Day 29: Tan Lines

(i forgot to post this yesterday, whoopsie XD)

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Lucifer is a hopeless romantic what can he say

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Adam squished Lucifer's face between his hand. "You're really fucking annoying."

"But you wuv me!"

"I really don't." He let the pesky angel go.

"But you wiillll!!"

He really needed to find a cure for the love potion someone slipped Lucifer before he went crazy or Lucifer did something crazy.

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Adam: I need money. Cough up fifty bucks.

Vaggie: or you could get a job.

Adam: says the sugar baby to a trust fund baby.

Vaggie: I'm not- ... wait. ... oh fuck, I am.

Adam: see? Now fork over fifty bucks or I'll go hit up Charlie for it.

Vaggie: don't fucking ask my girlfriend for money. Find your own sugar daddy if you don't want to work.

Adam: yeah and where exactly am I supposed to find-

Lucifer wanders by.

Adam: help me snag him and I won't ask you for money ever again.

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Aw

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sketch

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Random Driving ideas pt.2 XD

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i like drawing my ships doing mundane shit

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Don't forget...

Holy cow, this sketch is so old... It's been waiting for its moment since last November!

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Brandon teased super happy Lucifer at a con and I NEED HIM

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Adam bleeding out: Lute, I don't want to die again.

Lute: you'll be okay, sir. You're a main character. You can't die.

Adam: Lute. I think I might be a catalyst event and minor antagonist.

Lute: NO! You can't be!

Adam: I don't think I've ever gotten my own musical number and I had very little screen time or character development. I'm going to die Lute.

Lute turning to the others: You, demon scum! Save him! That's what you're supposed to be about right? Saving souls!

Lucifer: he's too far gone. At this rate he can't even get redemption through death. If someone confesses they've always loved him, then he might be saved through the power of love.

No one volunteers.

Adam: oh fuck all of you.

Lucifer: fine. I'll do it if you stop trying to exterminate people.

Lute: yes! Anything!

Lucifer: it's a deal then.

He kneels beside Adam.

Lucifer starts to make tears well up in his eyes and wails: Adam! No! I never meant for it to end- wait no, that'll just kill you faster. Let me try again. Deep in my heart I've always cared for you and wanted to show you, uhh, hell I guess? Just now I've realized my feelings for you. Okay. I'm going to kiss you and if that happens you'll be into it and when you're better we will have sex, so decide now if you're really sure about living.

Adam groaning: fuck. Yeah, get it over with. We can always get a dramatic divorce or break up in later seasons and it might stick if I'm a minor enough role or they want you to get back together with Lilith.

Leaning down, Lucifer presses his lips to Adam's. Adam heals through the power of becoming a love interest and kisses back.

Adam: I can feel the power of becoming a love interest of a side character. We're a pair the spares and unless turns this dark and gritty for shock value I'm going to live!

Lucifer: I call dibs on be the top.

Adam: FUCK!

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Adamsapple Fluff Month

Day 9: Sticky

I love Hawaiian shirts🌺

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Adamsapple Fluff Month

Day 10: Temperature play

The last time I saw the sun was in a picture. It's raining and storming here

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Adamsapple Fluff Month

Day 18: Thong

Luci in a thong-😒

More Adam in beach glasses-🤩

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Marry me 🍎 🎸 💍

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Adamsapple Fluff Month

Day 15: Skinny dipping

Snakes always bite his ass🐍