#bitch hours

[bbboart]

Looking through some old drawings and found this absolutely stellar pic of my sona Bitch Hours with a shirt i honestly need to draw her in more often

[hongjoongscafe]

Choice is yours!

1. 2.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[teaboot]

The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

[yellowistheraddest]

our favourite wine mom nailing awful pictures on her wall at 3am <3

and the culprit of the allegations becoming true:

[britcision]

Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

[brainbesplit]

every time i see a namari and kiki interaction from daydream hour namari’s like “those leg harness things for daggers that some tall-men wear make me a little horny i won’t lie” and then kiki’s like “i’m wearing six of those right now, namari, how about that” and lifts up her pants to reveal six dagger harness leg things and shes like “does this work for you namari.” Like what the fuck man what the FUCK

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Can I lay my head on your chest and intertwine my legs with yours? Asking for a friend

[remxedmoon]

there’s an island off the coast of bambouche.

you used to like this view, you think. now it just gives you a headache.

you keep looking anyway.

(greyscale version + sketches below)

hey guys. do you ever think about how close bambouche was to the island. do you think people in bambouche used to know how to use the stars as a map. do you think bonnie would try to look for the island when they look at the ocean in postgame. do you guys. do you. d—*GETS PULLED OFFSTAGE BY A COMICALLY LONG CANE*

also for the record this is intended to be postgame!! i gave them the pillow hat :333. btw this was. deceptively hard to draw???? i spent 5 hours on this. even with my looser painting style i still fall victim to perfectionism… agonies… anyways!!! hope you enjoy!

[thetorturedlovergirl]

The way Glinda looks at Elphaba’s dad up and down like he’s an ugly stupid bug after he thought it was okay to talk to her Elphie that way… oh she ended him forever and he will never recover from that.

[cynicallyneutral]

Day 1: Soulmates

[giddlygoat]

hey guys what’s uOH MY GOD WATCH OUT!!1!1!

based off this absolutely blursed gem of an image i unearthed some time ago:

[trouble-de-la-belle-princesse]

having bpd fucking sucks because I'm constantly switching between "I'm the scum of the fucking earth and should be killed on site" to "if I'm not getting constant praise and attention like i deserve then i don't deserve to be a human"

[sonicaspeed123]

You don't get to misgender people yes even if you think they're cringe (get over it), yes even if you don't understand it (get Over It), yes even if you think they're a terrible person (irrelevent), yes even if they have done objectively horrible harmful things (still irrelevent,) and yes, even if you think they "can't really know for sure" because of their disability (that's fucking ableist, shut your goddamn mouth.)

[hongjoongscafe]

Alright, folks! I’ll be closing the “bitch hours” request for now. There are 26 in total request sitting in my inbox. I’ll finish them and then re-open the request. 💓🫂

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I love how in fanon Dick is all uwu jaybird has done nothing wrong I will do anything to bring him home and Jason is all fuck off you don’t love me, whereas in the comics it’s Jason who keeps trying to get Dick to join him and Dick keeps being like no, fuck off? You’re a murderous criminal why would I do that?