#bisexual Superman

[garazza]

Absolute Power: Super Son #1

Calling it now

[headcanonforthought]

Superman headcanon thing?

Superman openly calls himself bisexual. He doesn't want to fuck men. He just doesn't understand that liking men, like being chill with dudes isn't what bisexuality is. You have to wanna kiss dudes to be bi. And Superman is like, "I mean if I had to kiss a guy for like survival I would" and continues to incorrectly identify as bisexual.

[sorryiwasasleep]

Bruce Wayne is caught photographed with someone in a state of undress and headlines running the pictures are everywhere the next week.

Which would be par for the course for him, except this time he was photographed with a man and it wasn't even during a hook-up, despite what the pictures look like and the media speculations are all saying.

And not just any man, but Clark Kent.

They had been changing into their respective supersuits, though Bruce thanks every deity he can name that that isn’t clear in the pictures

But now, not only is Bruce getting forced out of the closet and Clark publicly along with him, both their secret identities are at risk.

Chapter 4: Clark

[thesevenumbrellas]

2023 is the year of lgbt+ superheroes

[weedle-testaburger]

don't worry i don't actually thirst over any of these characters (they lied)

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Hop Jon over (dp x dc)

"Hey mister, are you dead?" was the first thing Danny heard as he found his way back to consciousness. His body vehemently protested the move by alighting every single one of his nerve ending on fire and Danny groaned.

"Mister?"

Danny's ribs were killing him, or at least they felt like they were, and he would know. He cracked his eyes open to find a small boy crouching over him with his hands on his knees and his blue eyes wide in curiosity.

"Who-" Danny croaked.

"My name's Johnatan like grandpa, but everyone calls me Jon," the kid started babbling. "I live in Metropolis, do you know Metropolis? It's the biggest city in the world. My parents work there, they're reporters but now it's summer break so I'm with Grandma and Grandpa. You fell through the old barn from the sky. Are you an alien, like Superman?"

"Ugh," Danny said as he closed his eyes again.

"Mr. Alien, are you dead again now?"

"Yes," Danny said as he put his arm over his face, wishing he could just Not Exist.

"You're lying," the kid stated confidently. "Dead people don't talk."

"They do too," Danny mumbled as he raised his head off the floor to look at the kid properly.

"Do not!"

"Do too."

"I'm telling Grandma you're a liar," the kid sing-longed before bolting out of Danny's field of vision.

With a thud, Danny let his head fall back down. Welp, it wasn't like he was going anywhere, why not invite more people over to witness this absolute embarrassment.

[nelkcats]

Conner Phantom, learning to live

It had been a few years since Vlad and Danny had stopped being enemies, years since Amity had been at peace with the ghosts. Danny spent his days teaching his children (he assumed they were his children) about well, everything.

Dan and Ellie had prefabricated knowledge, the halfa couldn't quite get it, but the point was that while they knew who was the creator of the chemistry, they had no idea how to do 2 + 2, so he made it his homework to fill in all the gaps.

No one at Amity blinked at the 30-year-boy-who-was-actually-12 and the 15-year-girl-who-was-actually-4, Danny guessed they had gotten used to the weirdness. One day, Vlad called and pointed out that someone had entered his database a few months ago (apparently he checked his digital security very little when he didn't make "evil" plans) and they had stolen the plans for the cloning capsule. Danny had a bad feeling.

Of course, it was after a month of searching that he found out about Lex Luthor's little "project." To say that he was angry was an understatement; he found the poor Superboy being mind controlled. He felt sad when he remembered Ellie's situation and well, he ended up stealing a clone child and destroying some laboratory. Like old times.

The world did not know of Phantom; Amity was suspicious, almost jealous that their protector could be taken away if they said a word, so they didn't say anything out of the city. It's not like the League did anything when they called. Danny didn't care, less tedious meetings and contingency plans for him. Besides, he wasn't excited about going back to the field if he didn't have to, as long as Amity was safe, the world could be destroyed for all he cared.

He wondered if spending too much time with Dan was affecting him, but in the end he dismissed the thought. Upon arriving home, Superboy had woken up and was being interrogated by the Phantoms. He chose his name to be Conner (sounds good apparently) and agreed to take classes to fill in the gaps of knowledge, just like Ellie, he seemed uncomfortable with the gaps.

The poor boy looked uncomfortable, waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it never did. After finding out whose clone he was, he wondered if they would take him to Superman, but Danny just snorted. By the end of the week, Conner was a Phantom, and he was fine with that. Danny even told him that he could live normally if he wanted to, and the boy happily accepted the offer. Conner didn't want to be a hero, at least not that early, and Danny was happy with his decision.

Danny frowned thinking of all the heroes who would say that is "selfish" for someone with power to not to use it. But he believed that they were doubly selfish. Being a teenage hero wasn't fucking easy. He hugged Conner, welcoming him to the family and within days, the whole town already knew about him (they also knew whose clone he was, but they didn't really care, they weren't snitching).

Curiously, it was Tim Drake who noticed the strange family visiting Gotham (a 23-year-old seemed to be berating a 30-year-old for stealing tires, he snorted at the irony). However he froze when he saw Clark?, but much younger, speaking in Kryptonian and laughing. He called a meeting in the batcave and tried to call the family, but as soon as they saw the expression in his face they vanished from sight.

Hell, he needed to report it to Bruce.

[swan2swan]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM LOIS LANE AND VICKI VALE.

[tattoo-shops-scare-me]

13 yo Clark Kent “Holy shit I’m bisexual”

*falls from the roof*

“Holy shit I can fly”

[maragarita]

The tucked shirt and cuffed jeans combo- y'all ain't never seen four people look more bisexual than this

[arietisart]

Bi!Flag

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[garazza]

I was planning on reminding people that Jon Kent is supposed to a tween/young teen (the same age as Damian just a little younger) and some new Jorge Jimenez art drops doing just that lol

Jon Kent's coming back baby, die mad about it

[vodrae]

Lex luthor running up for president, getting exposed by his crew, the conservatives, for having a son with another man, thus said son being Tim Wayne's boyfriend, ending winning the election because he won the liberals states.

[astermagnolia]

YALL I JUST FOUND SOMETHING EXCITING

One: Danny's va, David Kaufman, is bisexual so Danny is also bisexual, sorry I don't make the rules.

Two: But also, David Kaufman voiced a character in the DC universe....GUYS DANNYS VOICE EXISTS IN THE DC UNIVERSE

He voices a character names Jimmy Olsen whose friends with Lois Lane and Clark Kent. Even better Jimmy Olsen is ginger.

GUYSSSSS HE HAS FRECKLES AND EVERYTHING

[feelingthemode]

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an expose of sorts. also yes all of ok ko. most of the (adult, duh) characters have me blushing- WHO SAID THAT [smoke bomb]

[insonniacaotica]

Batfamily headcanons

Things that are true in my head:

•Dick's favorite musical is The Greatest Showman

•Stephanie has the exact same accent as Jason (they're both from Crime Alley)

•Tim loved Death Note. He read the manga and the anime is his comfort series

•If Dick is Damian's favorite, then Duke is his second favorite. Duke is the only one Damian hangs out with

•Stephanie is a Tim Burton fan

•Cassandra likes stuffed animals. They are soft and make her happy.

•Jason, Stephanie (and maybe Duke) would randomly run off in the middle of the night with Bruce's credit card, go get a Batburger, and then go back to sleep peacefully. (Barbara would find out but would never tell Bruce.)

As a batfamily fanfiction writer, I'll just tell you that I used all of this in this series I'm writing :)