#bible news

[camfusedly]

Hi I, an atheist, am reading the Bible for some reason (not the whole thing) and I'm reading a Bible that was given to me as a child (translation is NLT). Want to see some homophobic Bible translation.

"THEY BECAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS"

"NO HOMO, BIBLE EDITION"

Want to see how an accurate Bible translation does this verse?

LOVED HIM AS HIS OWN SOUL

THAT'S SOME GAY SHIT RIGHT THERE

DON'T DENY ME THAT, NLT

[theonion]

Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,”  said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a Sharpie out of his suit pocket, opened the book, and scribbled his signature across the title page. “I wrote this in 1997. It’s a good one too. Full Story

[anniflamma]

Little summary of what I did this year! Though the Adoni animatic was made during 2023, I did make an animatic (the french opera one) that ended with them banging each other as well… So this counts too!

[godgivesthegrowth]

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. 🤍

~ Matthew 5:8 🕊

[jesusisyahweh]

“Remain in me, and I in you. Just as a branch is unable to produce fruit by itself unless it remains on the vine, neither can you unless you remain in me.”

‭‭John‬ ‭15‬:‭4‬

[twiggy-in-pink]

[dunmeshistash]

Could you please make touden mother compilation 🙏

She doesn't show up that much unfortunately.

I don't think her nightmare version counts but here she is too

[oasisr]

yes i am a prude, and hypersexuality is ruining friendships, relationships and society as a whole.

[mysharona1987]

MAGA Christians: “It’s alright to drown Jesus, right?”

[biblenewsprophecy]

[christian-girlies]

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[theonion]

Updating the payment system to make sermonizing to service workers more efficient, a new Square feature released Tuesday allows customers to tip with Bible quotes. “We are proud to announce that the tipping experience is now more easier than ever with the addition of Bible passages,” said CEO Jack Dorsey, explaining that a selection screen will now appear after payment prompting the user with several preinstalled verses, from John 3:16 to the Psalms. Full Story

[christiansinternational]

May this New Year be filled with peace and joy that comes from knowing Jesus Christ.

[dmckinney79]

For I am the LORD your God who takes hold of your right hand and says to you, Do not fear; I will help you. (Isaiah 41:13)

[jesusisyahweh]

“Then Peter approached him and asked, ‘Lord, how many times must I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? As many as seven times?’ ‘I tell you, not as many as seven,’ Jesus replied, ‘but seventy times seven.’”

‭‭Matthew‬ ‭18‬:‭21‬-‭22‬