#bf meme

[amethyst-fiend]

Bed Friend so far is really just

King: We’re in a friends with benefits relationship, that means I’m going to call you every night you’re not with me because I’m lonely, cuddle you every chance I get, lay my head in your lap as we talk about the problems in our lives, and gaze lovingly at you as much as possible

Uea:

[rabbit-masks]

Would you give me a chance? 👁‍🗨

[xxflutterinax]

[dyinginafield]

[good444me]

Gonna start teaching my boyfriend astrology so he can finally understand what I'm talking about

😊✨

[insufficienthyperfunction]

hey we actually fixed your boyfriend for you! yeah we’ve stopped him doing that thing you really hate but can’t mention bc it’s just a normal thing (but his way was so so bad). it’s all in the patch notes

[thegeekyartist]

Hey I just saw your boyfriend and he was getting locked inside the modern art museum. Yeah, I'm sorry, Damien Hirst got his grubby little hands on him and stuck him in a big glass box. Yeah, yeah, he titled it "Boyfriend." You can still see him by paying $20 to enter the museum, or you could stop by on Wednesdays when admission is half off.

[stevviefox]

So very apt in this Year of the Rabbit.

[rustybutterknife]

Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

[c7arisse]

Atsushi learned to bake after chapter 88...

[amethyst-fiend]

Bed Friend + textposts 3

[tarta-de-limon]

I had to join 💀

I don't think you want to see him again, Dami...

Edit: I FORGOT THE "INTO A COOKIE" NOOO

[xxflutterinax]

[thoodleoo]

hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend's parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he's not sure he's your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that

[saruhoh]

only thoughts after episode 3 of hbo’s tlou

[starcrossedluvr]

girls flirt by explaining tolkienverse lore in its entirety to you