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Friendly reminder that Merry knew about the Ring before Bilbo even left. Friendly reminder that all of Frodo’s hobbit friends were spying on him through Sam to make sure that he was alright and that he wasn’t going to leave without saying goodbye. Friendly reminder that Merry and Pippin knew about the Ring and its importance to the Enemy and still decided to go with Frodo. Friendly reminder that Frodo wasn’t going to ask them to leave the Shire. Friendly reminder that Fredegar Bolger was one of Frodo’s close friends and knew about the Ring as well, but stayed behind in order to keep Frodo’s disappearance a secret for as long as possible.
#listen the hobbits don’t get enough credit#They’re sneaky bastards and will use that against you in the best ways possible#The ultimate chaotic goods honestly#I love the movies and they are a service to the books#But sometimes I get sad that people don’t seem to get how smart and insightful the hobbits actually are#kiki re-re-re-reads the lord of the rings#the lord of the rings#meriadoc brandybuck#peregrin took#merry and pippin#sam gamgee#frodo baggins#fatty bolger#just yelling into the void
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thoschei haters
"they are like siblings"
ok, explain this then:
"oh, but that's pure fan-service to please new viewers of the show"
*googling* what media source popularized the term "fan-service" as we know it today? ¹
*googling* neon genesis evangelion release date ²
*googling* doctor who release date ³
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thoschei wins
suck it
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REFERENCES
¹ Let's Talk: The History of Fan-Service.
² Neon Genesis Evangelion Premier.
³ Doctor Who [classic] Premier.
#doctor who#fan service#best enemies#spydoc#tensimm#the master#the doctor#thoschei#dweu#doctor who expanded universe#dw#doctor x master#anti thoschei#“thoschei are brothers” can suck my ass#this is homo#with no possibility of “no homo”
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taps microphone can anyone hear me hello hello
#kingsman#eggsy unwin#kingsman comics#kingsman eggsy#the red diamond#i want this man so bad.#does anyone on kingsman tumblr actually talk about the comics#or am i just weird#now having finished both the secret service and the red diamond#i can definitively say#taron was the best pick possible for thr movie roll#he plays eggsy so well#like there is barely a difference between comic and movie#i love it#i love kingsman#thats all#🐈⬛ — lillie's thoughts
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Nothing fucks the way the Citadel DLC for ME3 fucks
#it’s perfect it’s iconic it is the s-tier example of fan service#it’s the best thing BioWare could have possibly done for ME3#I love it forever#even if the dress is fuck ugly#mass effect 3#citadel dlc
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Before you is a picture of Lady Timpani and Lord Blumiere's silhouettes in Super Mario-kun... But that's not what I see.
I failed the Professor Layton test...
#i s2g tall af top hats are ruined forever for me. in the best way possible#thank you for your service professor#spm#smb#mod talks#screenshots
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ghost trick really is such a great game I GET THE HYPE NOW I GET IT!!!! IM RIGHT THERE WITH YALL!!!!
#finished it yesterday and my roomate came in while i was watching the credits and asks me what happened#and im like SO MUCH HAPPENED. SO MUCH HAPPENED OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAA#FANTASTIC game ugh ughhh. extremely shu takumi ass game in the best possible way djdjdk#shu takumi truly makes the queerest characters and we thank him for his service#cabanela and jowd.... i am looking i am LOOKING 👁👁#also king of weird little girls. A+ character designs. the animations were stellar and the MUSIC AUGHHH#im in love with everything about this game. that scene with ray... i got *EMOTIONAL*. I YELLED#truly game of all time#raps talks
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Hi gang! I took a hot minute to sit on this and I think I’m gonna delay the scheduled uploads I had planned for at least a week. The reason? They’re all angsty as shit and I feel like we need something happy to read rn. So if anyone has anything specific for the service dog au that they want to see, I am taking reqs for fluff
#south park#service dog au#wip: butterfly verse#Please take care of yourselves#and keep your eyes on the light at the end of the tunnel#Bc things will get better eventually#Things can’t stay shitty for long#Not if this generation has anything to say about it#I love you guys you’re all crazy in the best way possible
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I'm quite grimly fascinated by the YouTube pen pal creator sphere. Like… first of all, these people are just putting their full name and address on screen, huh?
Also, Idk, it just feels kind of disingenuous that they're always all "It isn't about the decoration or the extras! A simple heartfelt letter is what's important!" when they've built their entire online brand around elaborately decorated letters—that they, again, show in full on screen to millions of people who are not the recipient—with a bunch of stickers and tea bags and bits of confetti and washi tape samples added as gifts on top of what's used for decoration. Like, I don't know, if you have to disclaim a million times that having a pen pal is Not A Stationery Swap and that people shouldn't expect to be given these things, maybe you could reflect for a moment on what may have created this impression?
Like, personally, I never for a second believed that I needed more than "just an ordinary sheet of paper and any pen at all uwu" to send a letter, so it's sort of baffling to be gently reassured by people spending hours of work designing a visual aesthetic for their letters that, of course, I don't have to do it like that. Like, yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
I mean, I'm all for people having fun with stickers and washi tape and markers and whatever, but I feel like they've created this very false barrier to entry that I'm not about. It's bullet journals all over again.
#speaking of the full name thing I was very 😱 when I found out about an event that runs in february#where people write a letter every day#and there is a sign up post where people are encouraged to just *comment with their name and address*#like??? hello???#this is *basic* web safety#I'm not saying you kind find pen pals online but like this seems very fucking cavalier to me#also while I'm complaining: I don't think they should be decorating the exterior of the envelope this much either#the post office website where I live says not to even use coloured envelopes because it can affect legibility#for the ocr software the sorting machines use#and like I guess it's the grandchild of a postman in me but I feel you just have to try to make things easy for the postal service#know what your postage is#include the return address#write the address and return address in clearly printed letters in a black or blue pen#possibly even block capitals#if there is a customs declaration form you need to fill out know what you need to put on it#and y'know… know that you have to do it in the first place#so like this scrap paper collaging plus handlettering plus stickers and washi tape on the exerior of envelopes palaver#is all a bit wild for me#I worried when I use a bit of washi tape to secure the flap because the adhesive was a bit past its best and it didn't want to stay closed
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speaking of jjk threesomes, I feel like I might have been neglecting the following: yuki x choso x reader.
#now hear me out#yuki who can be a bit of a bully n a little bit mean despite sounding so nice#who really enjoys watching you and choso get each other off#& then sits back while you both service her in the best way possible#ughhhhh#brain go brrrrr#sorry for the h*rny thots but my brain is literally a pile of trash right now#peach: saying hi <3#not so sweet peach
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Finally working as a social worker in the field and yeah we're cops too. We're churning ppl thru the system too. Most fucked up thing is my job is considered a "mental health" agency and we're supposed to prioritize linking ppl to mental health resources... whole time like 95% of our clients are homeless and utilize us primarily for a hotel stay. These ppl are worrying about where they're gonna get their next meal, what's going to happen to them after their hotel stay runs out. I have clients who are single mothers on the verge of homelessness and I'm supposed to ask "how do you feel about outpatient counseling? Psychiatry? Mental health skill building?" It's fucked.
#it's a systemic issue for sure and i do my best to go against management when i can#and yeah there are clients who do need mental health resources. but if their homelessness is the root CAUSE of their mental health status-#-its just putting a band aid over a massive open wound#i'm realizing crisis stabilization as a concept is just fucked bc it assumes clients are in the best possible circumstance aside from their-#-mental health. assuming ppl have the income to utilize additional services. the transportation to access them#this company i work for is so evil anyway. they're trying to make our nurses 1099 now after hiring them on full time
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fun fact im an ao3 god. i can navigate shit so easy. have a fic you read a few years ago but dont remember much except for like the basic plot? im your fucking GAL.
#this claim is full of hubris but if theres a fic ur hunting for i can probably find it#ESPECIALLY if its a toh fic cause like. listen#shaming myself rn but#from the day hunting palismen droppped to like. a few months ago i was CONSTANTLY refreshing the toh fandom tag on ao3#constantly hunting for new fics#it was insnaely deranged behavior im aware but like#if theres a toh fic you're hunting fir there is a good chance i have seen it and possibly read it#anyways offering my services for Free and Now#fair warning if its llike suoer broad like. oh it was an angst fic with this character i may not be much of use#gotta give me them deets#lilac post#ao3#fanfic#and if it's deleted?? More difficult but I can Try My Best
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Was serving today and this little toddler was there. His parents were ordering food and he just turned and stared at me for a second, then smiled.
His mom was like"what do you do?" And this adorable little guy started blowing me kisses❤
Later he was running around and he reached out to me, and I offered him my hand and he high-fives it twice, then starts clapping and smiling cause he did such a good job.
The table was 14 people, 4 tickets with over $200 in food, destroyed my section, was there for over two hours while I had a killer headache, and tipped me less than $20, so suffice it to say that child was the only thing keeping me from drop-kicking the lot of them
#serving#children#i swear people get worse every day#what did I do to deserve this?#I even gave them the best service i could possibly give#babies are so innocent#i love kids in a normal way
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365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 209
Adjective: Voracious
Noun: Churchyard
Definitions for those who need/want them:
Voracious: wanting or devouring great quantities of food; having a very eager approach to an activity
Churchyard: an enclosed area surrounding a church, especially as used for burials
#so a coworker of mine that ive been having quite a few various issues with the past few months seemingly got fired today#(i cant confirm he was fired but between the phrasing of his departure email and him not putting in a two weeks it seems like he was fired)#and it honestly feels like a massive weight has been lifted off of my chest#(despite knowing we still have a long way to go in terms of inclusivity as a whole organisation but im hopeful to make changes with that)#cos i know that our clients (at least legally) are going to be getting the best help possible between me and our other legal advocate#and im hoping that now that his (honestly) oppressive energy is gone the environment at the office will be much nicer to work in#im just worried about potentially getting overwhelmed or incredibly busy cos ill have to take his existing clients#and any new ones needing help in my specific service areas cos im now the only person serving these areas#but ill handle that if it happens#i just feel like i can breathe and that ill feel a lot more comfortable being myself at work#also our supervisor has been out all week while being on vacation so she is gonna come back on monday to a real big surprise#anyway sorry for the rant#but these prompts are lowkey my diary so kind of not sorry#anyhoo back to our regularly scheduled programming#the prompt gives the feeling of the 'churchyard' (whether the church or the cemetery) pulling people or souls or corpses in to feed on#and for me there is the added theme or element of abuse through the word 'churchyard' reminding me of the song of the same name by aurora#there is just a lot to play around with here#definitely more than there appears to be on the surface#aurora#aurora aksnes#aurora music#infections of a different kind#thanks for reading#writing#writer#creative writing#writing prompt#writeblr#trying to be a writeblr at least
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Oh dear.
But, you know, there was a design flaw and Winry had to fix it... and make it better... she's a perfectionist and that's just what they do.
I wrote it, I may as well share it, and I hope you have a laugh lol.
Reinventing the Happy Metal Serpent - AO3 Summary:
Necessity is not the mother of all invention, Winry’s propensity to optimize AutoMail is. If those other manufacturers don't have all your best interests in mind, at least you know Winry's got you. Ed ends up learning more than he ever wanted to know about Cosmetic AutoMail.
#FMA#fullmetal alchemist#winry rockbell#edward elric#fanfiction#Enjoy???#bon voyage maybe#I had no idea how to tag this thing LOL#it was just a laugh that kept spiralling out of control#Winry very earnestly wants to provide the best AutoMail experience possible#how dare you skimp on the design just because it's a penis sheesh#Top tier customer service right here folks
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ok everyone im going sleepy time honk shoo mimimi
#gonna ramble a lil bit in these tags#there is Something. about me making myself with angelic features#like. wings and sometimes a halo and sometimes 1000 eyes or smth#and i havent the faintest idea what exactly its from#maybe its from wanting to be the best i can possibly be#maybe its because of mr aziraphale#maybe its bc a pretty girl i used to be in a situationship with called me angel#maybe its because i can only feel good if im of service to someone. like being good to them#idk. but lordy do i love to make myself out to be just some angel#gotta be one of my sillier traits. <3 wings#anyways nini
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The sample is really skewed... I mean, here's another statistic to juxtapose with that: 44% of Americans say that they wouldn't be able to cover a $1000 emergency expense with their savings. (Bankrate survey, 2023)
But to the people hating on the "how much money you should have by a certain age" article... it's not intended to shame you or say how "rich" you should be by a certain age. They're saying that if you have that much in retirement savings (invested, with the expectation of a certain percentage of annual growth, rather than just sitting in savings), you might be able to retire at like 65 and not run out of money before you die. It's not a class statement, it's math.
The math isn't the problem. The problem is that a lot of people don't make enough to make that math work. :/
#i work in investment services#and it stresses me the fuck out#every day#i think too much about money#and retirement#and how BEHIND i am#even though i am doing my best#and i am so frustrated with wealth disparities#and the fact that most people lack even the financial education#to even know where to start or what is possible#or how to budget#or how to save#it is so unfair#that most people who don't come from money#aren't taught about money or how#it works#or how they can even have a chance
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