#best possible service

[kindlythevoid]

Friendly reminder that Merry knew about the Ring before Bilbo even left. Friendly reminder that all of Frodo’s hobbit friends were spying on him through Sam to make sure that he was alright and that he wasn’t going to leave without saying goodbye. Friendly reminder that Merry and Pippin knew about the Ring and its importance to the Enemy and still decided to go with Frodo. Friendly reminder that Frodo wasn’t going to ask them to leave the Shire. Friendly reminder that Fredegar Bolger was one of Frodo’s close friends and knew about the Ring as well, but stayed behind in order to keep Frodo’s disappearance a secret for as long as possible.

[kephess]

| blue skies, warm sunshine, green grass underneath your feet, beautiful girls, good wine, good people, and a fine steed underneath your backside.

[northbndtrain]

Felicity 2x13: Noel Crane's Horrible No Good Very Bad Day gets even worse

+1 BONUS:

[dancingplague]

Fun fact, this is true in the sense that AO3 does not host anything but text, but it implies that you cannot embed a text adventure and have it be interactive on the work page, and that is *not* true, you can, it's just tricky.

The trick here is that AO3 lets you embed media from archive.org and archive.org has an in-browser MS-DOS emulator. As far as I know, I am the only person who has ever taken advantage of this, for an extremely simple little experiment game that I am still fond of.

Now the tricky part is that this is an MS-DOS emulator. So you can't just upload your z-code file and expect it to run. Instead you have to, uh. Well. You have to.

Okay if I'm being honest I forget how I did this part. It was March of 2022 which was the worst of what was in retrospect clearly post concussion syndrome, I only very vaguely remember doing this project and I didn't write it down. I think I must have found some way to convert the z-code file because I definitely wrote the game in Inform 7. The game does run though! You can type commands into the emulator from the AO3 work directly! As long as you are not using firefox. I do not necessarily recommend following these steps especially the part where you get a mild head injury and don't write anything down

[donotbelasagne]

@kookaburrito sent me the loveliest present <3

Дякую моя подруга

Shitposts of my top 9 episodes + lovely lovely cards with Ukrainian, English and Dutch (!!) on them!!

[kronos-lungbarrow-oakdown]

thoschei haters

"they are like siblings"

ok, explain this then:

"oh, but that's pure fan-service to please new viewers of the show"

*googling* what media source popularized the term "fan-service" as we know it today? ¹

*googling* neon genesis evangelion release date ²

*googling* doctor who release date ³

....

thoschei wins

suck it

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REFERENCES

¹ Let's Talk: The History of Fan-Service.

² Neon Genesis Evangelion Premier.

³ Doctor Who [classic] Premier.

[skiitter]

Nothing fucks the way the Citadel DLC for ME3 fucks

[kissthebridee]

taps microphone can anyone hear me hello hello

[the-blind-geisha]

Before you is a picture of Lady Timpani and Lord Blumiere's silhouettes in Super Mario-kun... But that's not what I see.

I failed the Professor Layton test...

[srapsodia]

ghost trick really is such a great game I GET THE HYPE NOW I GET IT!!!! IM RIGHT THERE WITH YALL!!!!

[neonsbian]

ive reached the point where i started romanticizing my old job

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Hi gang! I took a hot minute to sit on this and I think I’m gonna delay the scheduled uploads I had planned for at least a week. The reason? They’re all angsty as shit and I feel like we need something happy to read rn. So if anyone has anything specific for the service dog au that they want to see, I am taking reqs for fluff

[peachsayshi]

speaking of jjk threesomes, I feel like I might have been neglecting the following: yuki x choso x reader.

[thelegendofmrrager]

Finally working as a social worker in the field and yeah we're cops too. We're churning ppl thru the system too. Most fucked up thing is my job is considered a "mental health" agency and we're supposed to prioritize linking ppl to mental health resources... whole time like 95% of our clients are homeless and utilize us primarily for a hotel stay. These ppl are worrying about where they're gonna get their next meal, what's going to happen to them after their hotel stay runs out. I have clients who are single mothers on the verge of homelessness and I'm supposed to ask "how do you feel about outpatient counseling? Psychiatry? Mental health skill building?" It's fucked.

[watery-melon-baller]

fun fact im an ao3 god. i can navigate shit so easy. have a fic you read a few years ago but dont remember much except for like the basic plot? im your fucking GAL.

[silhouettecrow]

365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 209

Adjective: Voracious

Noun: Churchyard

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Voracious: wanting or devouring great quantities of food; having a very eager approach to an activity

Churchyard: an enclosed area surrounding a church, especially as used for burials