silhouettecrow
silhouettecrow
The Longest Legs in All the Land
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Jurnee/Jay | 25 | Hella bi & genderfluid (they/he) | This started as a Writeblr, but it has its own life now. Enjoy yourself while you're here! đź’•
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silhouettecrow · 12 hours ago
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Lay down & become the forest
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silhouettecrow · 13 hours ago
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silhouettecrow · 14 hours ago
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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silhouettecrow · 15 hours ago
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Larger print variant of a recent illustration. prints available here.
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silhouettecrow · 16 hours ago
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silhouettecrow · 16 hours ago
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if you are writing a character who is morally reprehensible I promise you can convince everyone that they're awful without making them fat or "ugly", giving them poor personal hygiene, or otherwise labouring over descriptions that tell us how "disgusting" they are in appearance or behaviour.
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silhouettecrow · 16 hours ago
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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silhouettecrow · 17 hours ago
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silhouettecrow · 17 hours ago
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Who else has thousands of ideas but unfortunately your mortal form is constantly at 'low battery' energy levels?
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silhouettecrow · 18 hours ago
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Apparently there’s a “kids shouldn’t be allowed in grocery stores” thing being spread on TikTok because they might scream or run around and look yeah that’s annoying but at a certain point you’ve gotta just put up with kids being a little annoying in public. Sure the kid pouring milk in the isles is the fault of a shitty parent and should be asked to leave, but a single mom with an otherwise controlled by crying toddler isn’t doing anything wrong. I think you’ll live if someone’s two year old starts screaming in their arms in isle 3. It might be annoying but that mom is probably having a worse day than you
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silhouettecrow · 19 hours ago
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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Pelagic fauna
1,3,5,6,7,10 are claimed!
Designs are open for claims, DM if interested!
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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They’re boyfriends 🥰
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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we ride for hope and joy and to thrive, however the world may be
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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I love 'hero living long enough to become the villain', but oughhhh, 'villain living long enough to become the hero' is life altering. Also not just ending in some goddamn sacrifice. They've gotta legit LIVE with those actions. And holy fuck, if they end up caring for someone they previously traumatized and now have to bear being the thing that haunts their nightmares for years? OH, THE ANGST, TAKE ME NOW!!!
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silhouettecrow · 2 days ago
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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss
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