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365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 209
Adjective: Voracious
Noun: Churchyard
Definitions for those who need/want them:
Voracious: wanting or devouring great quantities of food; having a very eager approach to an activity
Churchyard: an enclosed area surrounding a church, especially as used for burials
#so a coworker of mine that ive been having quite a few various issues with the past few months seemingly got fired today#(i cant confirm he was fired but between the phrasing of his departure email and him not putting in a two weeks it seems like he was fired)#and it honestly feels like a massive weight has been lifted off of my chest#(despite knowing we still have a long way to go in terms of inclusivity as a whole organisation but im hopeful to make changes with that)#cos i know that our clients (at least legally) are going to be getting the best help possible between me and our other legal advocate#and im hoping that now that his (honestly) oppressive energy is gone the environment at the office will be much nicer to work in#im just worried about potentially getting overwhelmed or incredibly busy cos ill have to take his existing clients#and any new ones needing help in my specific service areas cos im now the only person serving these areas#but ill handle that if it happens#i just feel like i can breathe and that ill feel a lot more comfortable being myself at work#also our supervisor has been out all week while being on vacation so she is gonna come back on monday to a real big surprise#anyway sorry for the rant#but these prompts are lowkey my diary so kind of not sorry#anyhoo back to our regularly scheduled programming#the prompt gives the feeling of the 'churchyard' (whether the church or the cemetery) pulling people or souls or corpses in to feed on#and for me there is the added theme or element of abuse through the word 'churchyard' reminding me of the song of the same name by aurora#there is just a lot to play around with here#definitely more than there appears to be on the surface#aurora#aurora aksnes#aurora music#infections of a different kind#thanks for reading#writing#writer#creative writing#writing prompt#writeblr#trying to be a writeblr at least
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drew this rq back on August 1st and forgot to post it so i may as well now (the single spm drawing from me every few months or so yk)
#super paper mario#dimentio#finally got a new Wii after the one before um broke months ago and remembered i drew this#i dont personally care as much for dimmy as I do the other guys but he’s#fun to draw every once in a while i suppose#anyhoo back to our regularly scheduled program
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Since we talked about mr. efron
In case anyone....anywhere gives a fuck lol
My physical type falls into 3 categories
You got the guy who looks like he can throw logs with one hand
Guys with big sparkly eyes
And guys who look like Jesus
They fit into one of those 3 99% of the time. Long hair is a bonus.
This sounds like a job description...
#are we at a sleepover rn?? we might be#I guess I've been watching sleepover movies and now here I am#the 3rd type is ironic b/c I am actually a buddhist. but still.#anyhoo back to our regularly scheduled programming lol
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I wasn't going to use it but saw this map a lot so why not?
Anyhoos, we're back to our regularly scheduled program. With mines and your favorite red head on Ciara's World Tour. Tis the season, we are still in Fall. No better way than to kick it off the last we seen her. She just finished off her date w/ Karim and preparing her trip to Willow Creek.
Road Map Recap [old version]
#ciarasworldtour#sims 4#ts4#sm update#busy bee#ts4 gameplay#now with the new world#i wonder where they'll plot it#my guess near moonwood mill#but it could be its own plain
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Meet the cast of Tragedy! A Groovy Murder Mystery Terror AU [1/7]
G R A H A M G O R E
“View’s great up there,” Graham said, gesturing to the boulder he’d been climbing. “We ought to get going, though. We need to haul ass if we’re going to make the summit this afternoon.” Edward blanched. “You mean we’re not already at the summit?” Graham laughed, yanking his trekking poles out of the snow. “Hell no!” He gestured to the path ahead, indicating the sheer, heavily wooded side of the mountain. A perilous distance above them, the tree line gave way to a cap of boulders thrusting defiantly up into the gray sky. Graham grinned. “That is the summit.”
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Nobody ever told me it was too Extra to make moodboards for the characters in my own fic, so obviously, I did it. Meet Graham, junior executive of Terrebus Inc. and ad hoc electrician extraordinaire! Chapter four of Tragedy! is all about him, so go check it out if you wanna see Graham Cracker in jeans!
(I’m sorry for plugging my fic so hard, but I spent an ungodly amount of time making these for all my groovy cold boys so expect more of them)
#the terror#the terror amc#fanfic#my writing#fitzier#joplittle#listen i just really love this AU okay it has All My Love and then some#anyhoo#back to our regularly scheduled programming
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Choices Fandom Shoutouts
The first thing I want to do is give a HUGE thank you!!! to @lovealexhunt for running the fandom appreciation blog and for putting this event together! And also to @lilyoffandoms for sponsoring the giveaway! You both are so awesome and incredible!!!
ok ok ok ... I know I'm totally a day late for this thank you soooooo much for that, dear migraine 🙄 and for that, I apologize. Anyhoo ... back to our not-so-regularly scheduled programming ...
Ok so here starts the list lol I literally cannot avoid being awkward lmao, so I'm just leaning into it lol
@storyofmychoices First off, I want to thank you for everything you do for this fandom. You seriously do so much to keep this fandom alive and together and I don't have the slightest idea of how to even start to put what that means into words. And then there's all of the different ways that you build positivity for all of us, from your Spread Positivity posts to all the amazing comments you leave for other creators. And on top of all of that, you also write your beautiful, incredible and amazing stories. You are truly a gift and I have so much respect and appreciation for you!!
@anotherbeingsworld Alya ... I honestly don't even know where to start because you are just that AMAZING!!!! You are so kind and so sweet and such an amazing cheerleader!! And you are this beautiful ray of sunshine that brightens up the lives of those that get to know you. You are an incredibly strong badass. You have so much talent and a true gift for storytelling. I am so glad that you messaged me that night because I am so lucky I get to know you.
@mvalentine Ok so I just really need you to know that I think you are soooooo awesome!!!! And I absolutely LOVE seeing you on my dash. You are such a supportive person and I also vibe so much with your sense of humor. Seriously, just seeing a post from you brightens my day.
@burnsoslow burns ... how could I ever begin to express how much you mean to me? Getting to know you was such a wonderful surprise and I am so so so unbelievably grateful to be able to call you my friend even though I'm pretty sure you got way more than you bargained for lmao. I'm pretty sure you are the most amazing person I've ever met. You are so incredibly supportive of all those around you. You have the best sense of humor. (I mean ... you made me laugh right after that shit show that was supposedly a football game this past February and that was no small feat 🤣🤣🤣) You have been there so much for me over this past year and a half and I could never truly tell you just how much that has meant to me. And I could keep going on and on forever (and will if you'd like me to 😁) and still never get close to fully expressing how much I love and appreciate you. And, not to be forgotten, are your mind-blowing skills as a writer. Seriously you are so amazing and talented. You build these worlds that are so vivid, create characters that are so real and relatable (and I love them so so much). It truly never fails to leave me in awe. Losing myself in your stories is one of my absolute favorite things to do. And it is so damn easy to immerse myself in the with how freaking awesome you are at creating them.
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okay so I have officially posted the last of my 2k follower celebration stuff!
thank you to everyone who participated, whether it was sending something in or liking all of the headcanons or just continuing to follow me really! you are all such a lovely bunch of people and I feel blessed to have you all in my life!
anyhoo back to our regularly scheduled programming! I'm trying to work out a posting schedule, but I’m not going to hold myself to anything yet! I’m hoping for two uploads a week but you never know!
I've been slowly working at my gamer!George series, hopefully I’ll have the intro/masterlist up for that within the next week or so!
I’ve also been slowly chipping away at good girl pt 3, I've only cried once so far and I take that as a huge achievement, so I hope to have that up within the next few weeks as well!
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For Your Entertainment ~ Chapter Eleven
Summary: Luigi gets help and Peasley receives a visitor.
Warnings: Gore, Character Death, Murder
”D-Daisy…”
Luigi’s chest dropped as he watched the last signs of life escape his friend in the form of unceremonious bubbles, Daisy’s corpse floating within her final watery resting place. He sobbed out her name in vain, his stomach twisting painfully as his knees gave away, stumbling back.
”Luigi, my boy.” E. Gadd approached him, his glasses clouded and face pale. He gripped Luigi’s shoulders, trying to help steady the trembling man. “Are you okay? Stand up, young feller!”
Luigi didn’t respond. He was numb, gaze locked upon the screens. “Daisy… D-Daisy…!” The weight of her passing hit Luigi all at once, his sobs turning to screams. “N-No...! NO! DAISY!”
”What is-?” E. Gadd turned around. “What’s going on?!”
”Bravo!”
From within the recording, Dimentio suddenly spoke up.
The three standing in the lab jolted, moving to focus on the screens surrounding them.
Not yet finished, Dimentio stood up and waved his hands in the air dramatically.
”That was quite the performance, was it not?” His maliciously chilling voice continued without an air of sympathy as he circled the golden box. “Wouldn’t have expected any less from my most devoted and fesity of assistants. Putting up a fight until the very end! What a spectacle, indeed.”
He circled Daisy’s floating corpse in the execution tank with a smile on his face, lifting a gloved finger to his chin in thought. “I do suppose I was partially to blame for the exhaustion that ultimately sealed her fate, though…” Dimentio mused with a sigh.
He laughed. “But who am I to resist a game of cat and mouse when presented with it? Only a fool would pass up such an opportunity. Even if the other contender in the game gets worn out, it’s all the same to me! A bit of fun before the show. Certainly a fine way to loosen up a bit before playing the role of host…”
”Oh Grambi, no…” Peasley held a hand over his face, grimacing as he lowered his head, trying not to imagine Dimentio’s cruel titters of delight from when he snatched the Sarasan Princess away. “I can’t even imagine…”
”-But!” Dimentio continued. “Speaking of exhaustion… I do believe my audience is deserving of a bit of a break. Wouldn’t you agree, my flower dame?”
Silence was all that answered.
”Ah, right… Dead.” Dimentio mumbled. He shook his head, clapping his hands together. “Well, in any case, I won’t see to it that I bore my audience with the same old tricks! Why, I need time to prepare for the show’s finale, after all!”
Dimentio turned his attention to the camera, keeping a hand up against the execution box he’d created.
”So consider this your intermission, everyone. Stretch, maybe get some snacks, rest up... Our regularly scheduled program will start again soon!"
Dimentio further pressed his gloved palm down on the golden box in the middle of the room, grinning madly as his yellow eye twinkled upon examining Daisy's body.
"My assistant will be more than happy to send you off... with a bang!"
He disappeared with a snap of his fingers, laughing.
Without warning, the golden box containing Daisy’s body exploded, the swirling contents inside meshing together in a horrific combination of dark ash and sparks, blood splattering against the yellow sheet of glass.
Bloodied water flooded the camera’s view.
The tape cut to black.
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Dimentio kept true to his word.
After the three shakily exited the lab, composing one another despite their festering terror, they soon realized there was nothing to fear. Nothing else in the manor was amiss, and none of the ghosts reported any sightings of the jester.
As the hours passed that evening and the night turned to a clear sunny day, it was made very clear Dimentio’s intentions of giving his grief-stricken audience a break were truthful. He didn't attack, torment, send letters or parcels... It was almost as if he'd gone dormant, the cruel beast locked away for the time being.
Paranoia tore at their fragile subconscious, however, constantly reminding them they weren't safe and that he could strike at any time, to whisk them away to a horrific fate.
But, for now, everything was tranquil. Nothing was wrong. Everything was okay.
E. Gadd took it upon himself to ensure Luigi and his spouse felt happy and comfortable in Evershade Valley upon seeing how upset they were after the video incident. And despite the hesitation at first, the pair did stay.
E. Gadd put lots of work into sprucing up Gloomy Manor for his guests, dusting up cobwebs and fixing furniture with the help of various ghosts. Luigi and Peasley also helped despite E. Gadd’s protests, claiming this was his job, and that the two boys should just relax. But, they insisted they help, using it as an opportunity to distract themselves. Peasley decorated the main foyer and entrance with tens upon tens of yellow roses he’d collected, having been waiting for an opportunity to display them somewhere. He filled the large vases by the doors, telling Luigi that it’d be a nice thing to come home to.
Luigi was already quite familiar with the property from his ghost-hunting days, which made it easy for cleaning up. As they tidied up their new and hopefully permanent abode, Luigi seemed to recognize every nook and cranny, telling Peasley tales of his past adventures.
The stories helped to comfort Luigi, and having the ghosts assist in their efforts to clean certainly helped in making him feel better. The gesture turned something that was once terrifying seem familiar and comforting, much like how he’d been when first adopting Polterpup. The spectral pup himself seemed much happier living in Gloomy Manor, playing by their feet while his owners worked. He even tried to help in his own way, ripping up shreds of paper and curtains that were caked with dust or broken.
As the days passed, Luigi adapted to the new setting as well.
Keeping his thoughts away from Dimentio, Luigi managed to calm himself down. He often mediated and read to himself in the library with Polterpup on his lap, left to calm himself down when his thoughts began to wander. Peasley would always accompany Luigi wherever he went to ensure his safety, helping whenever it was necessary.
Mario had even sent a letter to the manor, calming Luigi's growing anxieties tenfold. Luigi came to Peasley in jubilant tears one morning to show him the letter, written in Mario's own handwriting with bolded red ink.
’I'll be back soon, Weegie. I miss you a lot, and I'm sorry I haven't been there for you. As soon as I get there, we'll figure this out together. I'm on my way.’
Luigi knew Mario most likely didn't even know what had befallen upon them all. Not the full story, at least. Luigi didn't want to tell him everything. Not all at once.
Not about the Princess...
Luigi shook his head and pocketed the letter, continuing to try and distract himself with menial activities. Peasley did his very best to try and keep Luigi feeling secure and happy as the days passed by.
Luigi's panicked jitters and horrific nightmares began to subside as the days turned to a single month, leaving everyone in the manor and valley feeling much more at ease. The change was almost unprecedented, but no one objected or complained. E. Gadd was pleased to see Luigi's condition bettering, always offering him time to himself.
But, the professor did still request a weekly meeting with Luigi and Peasley to catch up on things in between vigorous lab work. He never saw the boys during the week and wanted the opportunity to see them once in awhile. Their meetings were fun and light-hearted, E. Gadd usually telling bad jokes over tea and snacks.
Today’s meeting was quieter than usual though. E. Gadd had lost most of his eccentricities, now silent and twiddling his thumbs across from Peasley and Luigi.
"Now... boys,” E. Gadd began, sitting up as he held his hands together. “I know you two have been rather stressed, as of late. But, I wanted to ask you two something. It's just an idea, so hear me out."
Peasley and Luigi glanced up from their separate cups of tea, exchanging a glance.
"What is it, professor?"
E. Gadd took a breath, and then began. "Earlier today I was in Toad Town, just looking for parts for my next big invention.” He grinned. “Which, might I add, will be quite the revolutionary project, something generations will be studying for years to c-...”
He paused, clearing his throat as he turned to Luigi and Peasley, both with puzzled expressions.
“Ahem, sorry, got a bit off-track there. Anyhoo, I ran into an odd fellow on the streets. He was wearing the most peculiar outfit, a purple cloak draped over his head and a crystal ball in his arms. He stopped me, noticing I was looking rather pale, and asked if I needed any help. Now, my complexion is my business, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the least bit shaken from... the incident, that happened a few weeks ago."
"But still,” he continued hastily. “I explained that, and I apologize for letting this slip without your consent, young fellers, but I informed him of your, uh, condition, right now. Rather fragile, the pair of you are. He explained he was a doctor. Lives in Toad Town, not far from here at all.
“You both need to cope somehow, and I just thought it would be better if you two see a medical professional rather than just bottling it up yourselves. These talks are doing some good, I would hope, but there's not much I can do except offer some words of encouragement. I know not the slightest thing about how the mind works, only what makes gears turn and cogs spin.
“It’s only an idea, but he gave me his information if you two might be interested." He handed over a card he'd been keeping in his lab coat pocket, handing it over to Luigi. Luigi looked the small card over, tilting his head curiously.
It was labelled with the name ‘Dr. Toadley’ and gave the address to Toadley Clinic. The name sounded familiar to Luigi, but he didn’t exactly recall why.
”He said he mainly focuses on having one client at a time, just for an hour session. And he also told me your first session would be completely free. Just tell him I sent you. He seems like a nice-enough fellow, albeit a bit odd, but who isn’t a little odd nowadays?”
"Luigi, this sounds like a marvelous opportunity for you!” Peasley spoke up, setting his tea cup down.
”What? B-But, what about you? I don’t want to leave you alone!”
”I’ll be fine!” Peasley smiled. “Besides, someone’s gotta look after Polterpup while you’re out.”
Polterpup, who was licking up the crumbs that’d fallen to the ground, yipped and perked his head up upon hearing his name.
”I… I don’t know. I’ve been pretty okay, lately…? I don’t n-need-“
”Luigi, my boy, you need help. I’m no professional, but you’ve been out of it for several days these past few weeks. Seeing you cry breaks my old heart, son.”
”But… what if… h-he? While I’m walking to Toad Town, if-?”
”I’ll have some ghosts accompany you, my boy. No one will mess with you when they’re around. Hoho! They’ll be too scared outta their skin.”
”I… I…”
Peasley reached forward, grabbing Dr. Toadley’s card and slipping it back into Luigi’s hands. He held them comfortingly, smiling. “This will be a good break for you, darling. Try and tell him everything. I’m sure he’ll be able to help you.”
”But, I don’t want… I don’t want to remember...”
”I know it hurts. It hurts me every day to think about it too. But, you can’t keep it to yourself any longer. It’s going to hurt you so much more if you do.”
Luigi looked into Peasley’s concerned gaze for a moment before turning to glance at E. Gadd, who also nodded.
”O… Okay.”
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“I-I’ll only be gone for an hour.” Luigi spoke shakily. “I’ll be in Toad Town…”
“I know, Luigi. Just an hour. You’ll be back before dark, right?”
“Yeah. A-And E. Gadd is just next door, if you need him, for whatever reason.”
“I know, sweetheart.”
“Y-Your sword! Do you have your sword on you? Just in case.”
“Yes, darling. I always have it on me.”
“Lock the door behind me, p-please.”
“I will, darling.” Peasley smiled. “Goodness, shouldn’t I be the one worried about YOU? It’s been quite awhile since we were last in Toad Town. You be careful out there, Luigi. Come back home safe. Stay close to the ghosts.”
Peasley gestured forward. A group of various ghosts stood just outside the door, a rather large Slammer right by Luigi’s side.
“Y-Yeah. I will. I just… I want you to be safe, Peasley...”
“Just try and calm down, my love. Clear your mind. Remember what Snoozemore taught you about deep breathing?”
“I… All Snoozemore reminds me of is… i-is...”
“I know, darling. You can tell Toadley about it. He’s the professional, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Be sure to not spare any details. He won’t be able to help if you don’t tell him everything.”
Luigi nodded shakily, holding back tears. “Yeah…”
Peasley leaned forward and hugged Luigi tightly, trying to soothe his shivering. “It’ll be okay. Just try and calm down. I love you so much, Luigi. Be safe out there.”
Luigi nodded into Peasley’s shoulder, sniffling. Peasley leaned back and kissed Luigi on the nose, smiling.
“I love you.”
Luigi went to respond when he jolted at the abrupt sound of barking from behind Peasley, Luigi glancing up just in time to see Polterpup jumping up on his legs.
“O-Oh, hello, doggy…!” Luigi muttered as he bent down to pet Polterpup on the head. “I can’t play right now, I gotta go, boy... I’ll be back soon, though…!”
“Polterpup, stay in the house, please.” Peasley playfully chided as he pushed the spectral dog back. He picked him up, smiling. “Well, I suppose we can both see you off then?”
Luigi nodded slowly, turning and taking a deep breath. His ghostly companions led him down the porch steps toward the road. Glancing back, Luigi smiled as he made eye contact with Peasley again, who was still standing out on the porch.
“Bye, darling!” Peasley waved, blowing a kiss in Luigi’s direction. “See you later tonight!”
Peasley watched Luigi go until he was out of sight. He set Polterpup down on the ground of the manor’s entrance, letting the dog run off as he shut the front doors behind him.
Peasley exhaled before walking down the corridor from the entrance, going toward the main hall. He shivered slightly from a sudden cold draft of air through the windows, the suits of armor looming ominously along the walls certainly not helping with Peasley’s unease as he went.
Once in the main hall, he made his way toward the downstairs corridor, holding his sides as he went into the library. A fire was weakly crackling in the fireplace, coating the room in a warmth that easily relaxed Peasley’s anxious shivers. The gentle glow soothed him as he walked into the kitchen, entering from the side door off of the library.
He removed a package of coffee beans shipped to him from the Beanbean Kingdom from one of the cabinets, setting it down on the counter. He silently made himself a cup of coffee, only the sounds of the whirring machine and trickling liquid being there to accompany him.
He froze as he felt an abrupt wet sensation on his legs, turning around feverishly in panicked shock, only to be met with Polterpup sitting behind him. The ghastly dog tilted his head, panting as he sat and rubbed up against Peasley’s legs, licking them again.
”O-Oh, it’s just you. Hah, you scared me, little guy...”
Peasley smiled as he went to pet the dog before the beeping of the machine caught his attention, turning to pick up his cup.
He set off towards the library again, Polterpup trotting close behind him. He seated himself in one of the velvet lined chairs, almost hidden beneath stacks of books. He picked up one of them to read, skimming over the cover as he sat.
Peasley took a short sip of his freshly brewed coffee, exhaling. Polterpup barked from below him.
“What is it, boy?”
Polterpup whined, his puppy-dog eyes widening.
“What do you want?” Peasley laughed, pointing to his drink. “Do you want some coffee? Hah, just because Luigi isn’t here doesn’t mean you can have caffeine. I don’t think he’d appreciate that.”
Polterpup yipped, playfully licking Peasley’s hand as he bent down to pet him. He then jumped up on the chair, squirming under Peasley’s arms before snuggling up against the prince’s chest.
Peasley ran a hand over Polterpup’s back, smiling. He leaned on his arm as he settled into his seat, setting down his cup on the table at his side. He picked up his book, opening it up and beginning to read.
The hour passed by slowly. Every minute, Peasley wanted nothing more than for Luigi to come back. The ticking of the ornate grandfather clock in the corner of the room only heightened his anxiety. He tapped his foot anxiously.
Polterpup stirred at the trembling movement, glancing up at Peasley curiously.
“Did I wake you? Sorry, Polterpup. I’m just a bit worried. It’s almost been a little over an hour, and he’s not back…” Peasley bit his lip, setting his book down. “Do you think he’s alright?”
Polterpup whined in response, nuzzling his head into Peasley’s chest.
“M-Maybe we should go find him. It’s getting late, and I know how much he hates when it gets dark outside…” Peasley mused, lifting a hand to his cheek. “How about we go pick him up, together? How’s that sound, boy?” Peasley tried to relieve his thoughts by sounding optimistic, but it didn’t help much.
Polterpup yipped, jumping off of Peasley’s lap and nearly knocking over a stack of books as he ran toward the doors, clawing at the wood. Peasley pushed open the door, but Polterpup still phased through the walls and doors, the pup rather impatient.
“Hey, slow down! Not all of us can just go straight through walls, you know!” Peasley playfully scolded as he ran after Polterpup.
Entering the main hall, Peasley watched as Polterpup briefly waited for Peasley to ensure he was still following before immediately bolting through the doors leading to the entrance, barking loudly as he went.
“Polterpup!” Peasley called as he opened the doors to the corridor. The same cold draft of air hit him as he entered, squinting down the hall as he started toward the entrance.
Oddly enough, he couldn’t hear Polterpup anymore.
He stiffened upon hearing shuffling on the other side of the doors, pausing in his tracks.
“Luigi?” He questioned as he pushed open the doors, glancing around the entrance hall carefully as he walked in. “Luigi, is that you-?”
He froze.
“Ahahahaha! Look who finally decided to show up!”
Peasley could practically feel his heart stop at the sound of the now-familiar laughter. He stepped back instinctively, horrified at the smiling figure standing before him.
Dimentio stood dressed in his usual garb, a violet and yellow cape draped over his shoulders. The bells on his jester hat jingled as he moved his head, smiling eerily. His mask was almost completely fixed, but small pieces of it were still broken. The jester was holding a snarling Polterpup in his arms, the dog furiously trying to escape his hold, but Dimentio’s expression didn’t change.
“Ah, it’s always a pleasure to meet my hapless victims before the show. Especially you! Why, I feel as though we should’ve had this meeting ages ago.”
His smile only grew as he relished in Peasley’s absolute terror.
“Ahahaha! You almost look surprised, princey!”
Peasley refused to respond, merely keeping his distance.
“Don’t act so shocked, you had to have known this was coming. Even the most dense of imbeciles would have been able to guess I wouldn’t let Luigi’s darling husband just get out of this alive, right? Or perhaps that’s your foolishness at work again?” Dimentio laughed cruelly. “Mr. ‘Oh, he’ll leave us alone if we just wait it out!’, Mr. ‘Maybe he’ll just give up!’, how I am ever-so-pleased to meet your acquaintance at last!”
Polterpup growled in Dimentio’s hold, baring his teeth before chomping down on Dimentio’s hand. Dimentio released a shrill shriek, glaring at Polterpup.
Dimentio’s porcelain smile twisted into a frown. “Miserable creature...”
He snapped his fingers, Polterpup releasing a final growl and sharp yelp before he disappeared from sight, seemingly into thin air.
“Polterpup!” Peasley held back a horrified scream. “W-What did you just do-?!”
“Oh, the mutt’s fine! I just sent him off to my own little pocket dimension for a bit. I just got the place tidied up, after all.”
Peasley stepped back, trying to keep himself from shivering. He reached behind him, grabbing the door handle.
”Well, now that that distraction is out of the way…”
Dimentio held out a hand for Peasley to shake, to which Peasley responded by stepping back further.
”Oh, what? You’re not going to shake my hand? Too good for that, I suppose.” Dimentio scoffed, lowering his outstretched hand. “Fine. Be impolite then.”
Peasley ignored Dimentio as he reached to his side, moving to grab the hilt of his sword.
”No introductions will be necessary for me, I suppose. Surely you know who I am, and you must know exactly why I’m here. Why, you’re my next act, after all!”
”I-I’m not afraid of you, Dimentio.” Peasley spoke confidently.
”Ahaha… Now that’s a laugh! You can say that all you like, but it won’t change a thing. You’re uncontrollably shaking, like a leaf desperately clinging onto a tree during the coldest and foulest of winter days…”
Dimentio floated forward, hovering off the ground slightly. He moved fluidly, his mismatched eyes watching Peasley’s every movement as he leered at him.
“I suppose you must be curious about what your role during my show may entail. I would just hate to spoil the surprise, but let’s just say it will be quite the show-stopper! Quite a fun welcome back from our short intermission.”
Dimentio suddenly appeared beside Peasley, teleporting to his left side and pushing him back into the middle of the entrance hall. Peasley broke his composure, having lost the grip on his sword.
“No, you won’t be the finale of my show, I’m sorry to say. And you won’t even be the first prince I’ve had onstage either! Aw, what a shame, indeed. I know how much that must hurt your egotistical heart, not being important at all to the program…” Dimentio mockingly pouted, running a finger down his mask to imitate a tear.
Dimentio hoisted Peasley to his feet, staring into his eyes.
“But, you’ll still be a marvelous addition… I’ve planned a very special trick for you.”
Peasley pulled himself out of Dimentio’s grip, stumbling away. He reached to the table along the wall, picking up one of the flower vases he’d put out. As soon as Dimentio lunged toward him again, Peasley slammed the vase over Dimentio’s head, the sound of glass shattering filling the otherwise silent entrance hall.
Dimentio clambered backward, reaching a hand up to his now-broken mask shakily. Black liquid spilt from the cracks onto his gloved hands, thick streams of pure jet-black fluid dripping down the white side of his mask.
Peasley staggered back momentarily before he turned on his heel and bolted away from the entrance hall, rushing out of sight as he dashed down the corridor.
“We’re playing rough, then…? Fine. I can deal with that…”
Dimentio wiped away at the black liquid trickling down his face, his cracked smile twitching.
“Let the games begin.”
- - - - - - - - - -
“T-Thank you, again, Dr. Toadley, f-for everything.” Luigi’s meek voice trembled slightly as he spoke.
The meeting at the clinic had gone much better than he originally thought it would, feeling a sense of renewal fill his chest. It had gone a little longer than he would’ve liked, but the time spent further delving into ways to cope certainly helped.
”It's just been really hard to talk about that kinda stuff lately…”
“Are you feeling better now? Of course you are.” Toadley spoke quickly, brushing his hands off on his cloak. The blackened coat draped over his head concealed most of his features, but Luigi didn’t complain. Eye contact made him nervous. “Will I see you again? I assume so. My services have proven themselves formidable to you, correct?”
“Yes-”
“Of course I’m correct. Stop by the clinic at any time. My intern will see to it that you’re first in line for my services.”
“T-Thank you, Dr. Toadley.” Luigi smiled. “I-I really am feeling a lot better.”
“Happy to hear. Now, hurry on home.” Toadley spoke hastily. “Tell E. Gadd I said hello. And Luigi?”
“Yes?”
“Don’t forget our talk. You have an unseen potential. I foresee you doing great things.”
“T-Thank you! And will do. I-I’ll probably see you later…!”
Luigi rushed out of Toadley Clinic to the waiting group of ghosts, a smile on his face. He waved goodbye to Dr. Toadley, who saw him off at the door.
The ghosts led their mortal companion back to Evershade Valley, chattering back and forth.
The doctor grinned as he watched Luigi go. But his smile was not his own.
He’d completed his assigned task.
For, what Luigi failed to notice upon his leaving, was the small green sprout curled around Toadley’s cranium.
- - - - - - - - - -
Peasley ran without stopping.
He couldn’t breathe, his vision hazy with tears and his heart pounding in his ears. His skull rattled as he tried to compose himself, attempting to catch his breath. He couldn’t stop for anything.
Dimentio would catch him if he stopped.
Peasley pushed open the doors leading into the main hall, stopping in the middle of the room. His eyes feverishly darted around the space, trying to find the most optimal place to hide.
He turned on his heel as he heard the sharp sound of Dimentio whistling, bells jingling from the corridor behind him.
He quickly darted into the coatroom, hiding himself behind the safety of the closed door. He kept it open though, just by a crack, to keep watch on Dimentio should he come close. He secured a hand on his sword’s hilt.
The doors to the corridor were flung open, Dimentio floating into the middle of the main hall. He turned his head upwards, still holding a hand over his cracked mask as he did.
“Oooh, Peasley!” Dimentio’s sickly sweet voice crackled for a moment, calling out into the silent house excitedly. “Come out, come out, wherever you areee~!”
Peasley kept his hands clamped over his mouth, trying to keep his panicked breathing to a minimum.
Dimentio paused, glancing around, waltzing around the vicinity. Peasley watched his every movement, trying to steady his breathing as he dug his arms into his chest, as though that would stop his heart from beating so quickly.
The air was still.
Without warning or reason, Dimentio sharply turned his head to stare directly at Peasley, his single yellow eye glowing.
From behind the crack in the door, Peasley nearly lost his breath when gasping out a horrified cry, pulling his sword out of the scabbard on his belt.
But, Dimentio didn’t approach him, instead going up the stairs to the second floor.
Peasley glanced down, allowing a sigh of relief to escape him as he crept out of the room upon Dimentio’s leaving. He tested the floorboards, the old wood creaking with each step he took. He huffed, bolting across the main hall to the corridor he’d entered from. He pulled on the handles, but the door had been locked.
He panicked, rushing into the downstairs corridor on the other side of the room, shutting the door behind him and gulping down saliva as he anxiously tried to steady his breathing.
Peasley went into the nearest room, the door creaking with age as he did.
He went to cover his nose as he entered, shutting the door behind him.
Something smelt… awful. It was almost like something was on fire, but the lack of light from any such fire was clear as he was consumed by complete darkness as soon as the door shut behind him. He groped the wall for a light, unable to see anything in the pitch blackness.
He flicked what he thought to be a switch, turning on the lights overhead.
The sight that greeted him made him wish he’d hadn’t.
E. Gadd’s corpse sat in a wooden chair in the center of what had once been his laboratory, strapped down. His pale skin was charred and rotting, his head lowered, blood having spewed from his mouth. His glasses lay shattered on the ground at his feet.
Peasley screamed at the sight. The stench of burnt flesh assaulted Peasley’s senses as he staggered back, holding his hands over his mouth.
He stiffened as he heard someone moving in the hall just behind him, quickly shutting off the lights in the lab and crouching down behind an old machine.
Dimentio entered curiously, the light pouring in from the hallway being the only indication of his expression as he went into the lab.
“I know you’re in here…” Dimentio spoke in a sing-song tone. “Don’t try to hide from me...”
Peasley scooted toward the door that Dimentio had left open, trying to slip past his wandering gaze.
“You must’ve seen my little project. Hard to miss, isn’t it?” Dimentio laughed shortly. “I personally don’t think it’s my best work, but it’ll suffice. You should’ve heard the old man screaming! I’m quite shocked you didn’t actually… These walls are quite thin, you know.”
Peasley crawled towards the door on his hands and knees, trying to keep his sword from scraping on the ground.
He didn’t notice in the darkness, however, a small toolbox lying on the ground in front of his hands. He hit it as he tried passing, the clinking of metal making Dimentio spin around, chuckling.
“There you are~!”
Peasley screamed as Dimentio fired a star-like projectile toward him, blasting one of the machines in the lab to pieces. Peasley avoided the blast, coughing and darting out of the abandoned laboratory and running back into the main hall.
Only to run directly into Dimentio again.
Peasley screamed, glancing back over his shoulder feverishly.
“H-How did you-?!”
Peasley slipped past him, Dimentio watching Peasley as he dashed up the stairs, firing another projectile in his direction. Nearly tripping over several steps, Peasley quickly turned at the top, running into the upstairs corridor. He slammed the door behind him, locking it and barricading himself in.
“Yes, run as much as you like, but you won’t be able to escape!” Dimentio called, his playful voice echoing through the winding hallways of the mansion.
Peasley couldn't help the tears from streaming down his face, hopelessly sobbing as he realized he was trapped. He was trapped in his own home with a psychotic jester who wanted nothing more than to steal him away for a twisted show of his own creation.
He turned his head, running his hands through his hair anxiously as he tried to steady his breathing, nearly choking on his saliva as he gasped out in short breaths. Running further down the hall, he threw open the door to the bedroom he and Luigi were now sharing, shutting the door behind him. He breathed out choked sobs, guttural sounds of pain escaping his lips as he hugged himself.
He had never felt so powerless and alone. He could try jumping out of a window, but that would probably end in his death. He didn’t know what outcome he feared more.
Turning his attention back to the bedroom’s interior, he noticed Luigi’s pajamas strewn on the bed and the covers pulled back, the pair having not made their bed that morning. Today was supposed to be a lazy casual day.
Peasley blinked away tears, rushing over to the wooden vanity in the back of the room. He snatched up a piece of parchment that was lying atop it, having originally been meant for writing a letter back to his mother in the Beanbean Kingdom.
But, right now, all he could think about was Luigi. He had to make sure Luigi knew what had happened. He had to protect him.
He began to write, his hands shaking so much that his words were barely coherent, looking more like scribbles than anything else.
An abrupt crash sounded from the hallway. Peasley bit down on his tongue to keep from screaming.
Terrified, Peasley crouched down with the letter clutched close to his chest. His eyes darted about the bedroom, looking for anywhere to hide, soon flattening himself against the ground and crawling under the bed. He curled his body up, hiding in the darkness amongst the musty floorboards.
He breathed in short spurts, attempting to finish his letter despite not being able to see. The sliver of moonlight from the window was all he had, his words trembling and ugly, messily strewn about. Tears stained the paper, the words smudged.
He just hoped Luigi could somewhat read it. That’s all he needed.
He froze upon hearing more shuffling in the corridor, the door to the parlor in the next room over creaking open. He was getting closer.
Tears trickled down Peasley’s face onto the parchment, blurring the already almost incoherent words as he fought back the urge to start sobbing loudly at the thought that this would be his last interaction with Luigi, ever.
He would never see his homeland again. He would never see his mother. His friends. His husband.
Dimentio had already taken so many.
And he was next.
He buried his mouth in his hand, biting down on his skin to keep himself from making too much noise in fear that Dimentio might hear him. He still shivered, his heart pounding as tears continued to fall. He kept a hand held over the letter to ensure the inked words wouldn’t smudge anymore, but he couldn’t stop himself from crying.
He didn’t want to die.
He continued the message, signing his name shakily, his letters unreadable and his signature unsteady.
‘Luigi I love you so much
don’t let him take you. don’t let him find you.
please never forget how much I love you
please
peasley’
He suddenly froze, petrified in horror as he heard Dimentio’s voice.
“Still hiding, are we?”
He was in the bedroom.
Peasley glanced up, holding back tears and sniffles as Dimentio searched, looking into the closet and sifting through clothing. He stepped back.
“Not where I thought you’d be, then…” Dimentio chuckled. “Hmm, now if I were a stupid little naive prince… Where would I hide?”
Dimentio paused right beside Peasley’s hiding spot, having stopped floating as he lowered himself to the ground, just outside Peasley’s vision. The prince scooted backwards further, trembling. He was terrified that Dimentio might be able to hear his heart practically beating out of his chest.
“Well, let’s see. Not in the closet. He could be hiding under the bed… oh, but that’s the oldest trick in the book! Certainly, even the most dim-witted of fools wouldn’t be caught in such a place! That would be an embarrassment!” The smile on his face could be heard.
Dimentio stood still for a few moments, just inches away from Peasley. He held back a sob as Dimentio stepped toward him, humming a peppy tune.
“Ah, I could look, but it’s just a waste of energy!” Dimentio broke his sarcastic character for a moment, bursting into laughter. “No point in looking, I’m quite sure!”
Peasley came to the horrifying conclusion all at once.
Dimentio knew exactly where he was.
Minutes passed with only the accompaniment of Dimentio’s playful humming as he fiddled with the bells on his jester’s hat, almost as if he were waiting for something, bored.
Eventually, after several long minutes of painful silence and waiting, Dimentio finally moved, floating back toward the door. With a snap of his fingers, he teleported out of the room.
Peasley blinked, almost in disbelief, as he tried to steady his breathing. He waited for another minute before scooting out of his hiding place, careful as to not hit his head. He stood up, brushing himself off before he reached down and picked up his sword and the letter meant for Luigi.
He read over it one last time before he set it down on the bed atop Luigi’s pillow, holding back tears.
Turning on his heel, he threw open the door to the bedroom, intent on dashing back to the main entrance.
He wasn’t expecting to run directly into Dimentio’s chest upon exiting.
Peasley scrambled backward after he made contact with Dimentio, the jester forcing Peasley back as he loomed over him, his signature grin plastered on his face.
“S-Stay back! I’ll… I’ll kill you if you get one step closer to me!”
Dimentio didn’t listen, still moving toward Peasley.
Peasley inhaled, glancing down at his ever-trusted sword in his hand before he glanced back up, glaring at Dimentio.
He lunged forward, plunging the sword directly into Dimentio’s abdomen. Dimentio glanced down at the sword stabbed through his chest, his smile turning to a frown.
Instead of bleeding out and dying, however, Dimentio simply disappeared from sight, leaving nothing behind.
Peasley dropped his sword by his side with a clang in disbelief, lifting a hand to his face.
He approached the spot that Dimentio had once stood, glancing around to see if there were any remains to speak of.
But there was nothing.
Dimentio was gone.
“W-What…”
Peasley yelped as he suddenly felt two cold hands press down on his shoulders. He froze in terror as he heard an eager laugh sound from behind him.
“Look at you, trying to play the hero again. Your attempts are almost as sad as your appearance.” Dimentio’s familiar voice spoke happily. “It was a fun game though. It’s always nice to play with my little mouse before I pounce upon it…”
“H-How...?”
“Oh, did you not know that I can make duplicates of myself? They’re virtually worthless, but they make for a spectacular illusion!” Dimentio chuckled darkly. “Nice try, princey, but I found you…”
Everything went black in Peasley’s vision, Dimentio’s laughter ringing in his ears.
- - - - - - - - - -
“Peasley! I’m home!”
Luigi entered the main entrance of the manor confidently, striding into the open space with a smile on his face. He shut the doors behind him.
“You were right! That was actually really good for me… I can’t believe how much-”
Luigi froze.
Porcelain and glass lined the floor at his feet, roses littered across the ground in messily strewn displays. The doors to the main corridor were shoved open, ominously swaying on their hinges. Black splotches stained the carpet beneath him.
“P-Peasley?”
Polterpup hadn’t even rushed up to greet him yet, which was almost always guaranteed whenever he returned home from something.
“Polterpup? Doggy…?”
Luigi felt lost. He was alone.
“Is… Is anyone here? H-Hello…?”
He didn’t want to think it, but he knew what had happened. He didn’t want to accept it.
His worst fears couldn’t have come true.
They couldn’t...
They couldn’t be gone.
#super mario bros#super paper mario#luigi#peasley#dimentio#prince peasley#daisy#e gadd#egadd#superstar saga#tw gore#my fics#writing#for your entertainment#happy friday the 13th#dont let a jester attack you in your house
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Okay so I need like a million wedding fics okay I’m not even a wedding person like not my thing but I need them like you know. you all know it will be a clusterfuck.
royal wedding right? am I right? Royal Wedding and all that Entails. And it’s the (former) president’s son (because let’s be real here given all that these two lovely darling idiot angels want to accomplish I suspect a wedding will take four years to actually happen--
--and don’t even get me started on all the possible Proposal fics like my god I need a million proposal fics STAT Ao3 peeps you need to GET. ON. THIS. BULLSHIT. all other mlm ships are temporarily cancelled to write me some proposal fics and then y’all can get back to your regularly scheduled programming--
--so anyway yes the proposal will take like forever to happen because you know both boys will need it to be Perfect and it will end up Messy but still Perfect so yes former president it’s four years down the line anyhoo)
so we’ve got THAT to deal with and neither Alex nor Henry really gives a flying goddamn fuck about a royal wedding or a presidential wedding or what-have-you but dear God they literally have so many levels of diplomatic cultured gold-plated proverbial you-know-what that will hit the proverbial you-know-where if they don’t so they Gotta even if it’s Awful and it’s hilarious and ridiculous and over the top
and then
then
you know one of them is going to snap or both of them at once or maybe each of them at different times
and they’re just going to go fuck it, we’re having our own wedding.
and maybe they got married secretly years and years ago after Alex was in his 1L summer and cackling like a crazed hyena on coke going I can’t do this after all and it’s been a secret this whole time. or maybe it was a private ceremony somewhere in the French countryside the summer before the Official Proposal was leaked to the press. or maybe they did it impulsively while volunteering at one of Pez’s projects in like Nairobi or on vacation at the Taj Mahal because ooh exotic location H we gotta do it we gotta.
or maybe they just do it the way they would in Austen’s day (she is Henry’s favorite British author after all) and run up to Gretna Green the morning before the Big Posh Wedding.
but however they do it (in the millions and millions of delightful wedding fics you all are definitely going to write me yes good) I just know that it’ll be messy and awkward and just a li’l trashy and delightful and marvelous and wondrous and sooooft and Them.
#red white & royal blue#firstprince#rwrb#rwrb spoilers#*bursts into tears*#I love them so muuuuuuuch#*sobs into handkerchief*
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