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Ringo is the second best ass of Beatles, the first no doubt is Paulie's.
#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#the most beautiful boy#best ass ever#paul mccartney's glorious big bum#paulie's lovely backside#help movie
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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house
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#you won’t join the justice league you’ll be leading them#Bruce: nightwing is literally the best vigilante to ever exist#Bruce: when I grow up I wanna be like nightwing#meanwhile dick: ugh Bruce literally doesn’t respect me he always treats me like a child he thinks I’m incompetent#Bruce: you are literally who I aspire to me you’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life#dick: he’s such an ass I’m not a child anymore!! I can take care of myself why won’t he trust me??#Bruce: losing you would literally be the death of me I won’t lose you cause I’ll be joining you in death#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#dcu#nightwing#good dad bruce wayne#unhinged dad Bruce Wayne#dick and bruce#shitpost#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#batman twitter au
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Ugh. Literally just let her go home???
#‘can we be done now?’ in the middle of the final battle is the best thing ever#I love her so much#Ruben does actually have a juice on him for this#btw#not jace though#that fucking dick.#mary ann skuttle#best character ever made#jace stardiamond#the rat grinders#d20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#d20 fhjy#fhjy spoilers#not really spoilers but like#being safe about it#fhjy fanart#fantasy high junior year#finals are kicking my ASS. this is all I’ve got.#undescribed#my art
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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
dir. Bryan Singer (2014)
#wolverine#logan howlett#james howlett#wolverineedit#marveledit#hugh jackman#filmgifs#cinemapix#marvelgifs#marveladdicts#xmenedit#this is gratuitous... I...........#bare ass and hairy balls aside dofp is the best he's ever looked
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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 tav#my art#gabby plays bg3#shadowheart#and#lae'zel#are also here#anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy.....#astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now#matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands]#i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny#to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing#matt marja
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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind
#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj#everyone telling me to quit my job over this:#this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL#well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss#but my lil store is <3#ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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Breanna 🌹
#sexy ladys#prettybody#sexy pose#so hot and sexy#charms#sexy belly#sexy chick#blonde#lesbians#morning#breanna leblanc#best ass ever
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Svsss is the funniest book ever written and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Chapter 17 is a ride. Shen Qingqiu's non-threesome fiasco was fantastic. But while all that was happening Liu Qingge was on a whole Liam Neeson Taken journey and we need to discuss that because I can't fucking breathe:
Luo Binghe kidnaps Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge goes "count your days bitch", powers up to the max and singlehandedly massacres his territory.
He doesn't find his beloved frenemy coworker there but he runs into Shang Qinghua. He's about to interrogate him in the only language he's fluent in (violence) but he doesn't even get to raise a fist before he frantically spills every last detail of Shen Qingqiu's whereabouts.
After he's satisfied he's like "Nice. I shall strangle the traitor now." But the guy just falls on his knees?? And clings to Liu Qingge's thigh and just starts sobbing?? Gets snot all over his robes???
Before he can put an end to that mess, PLOT TWIST apparently Shang Qinghua has domesticated Mobei-jun while no one was looking?? All the crying and the clapping of his asscheeks alerts the demon that something's up and he comes do defend his pet hamster.
It's kind of a holdup on the rescue mission but they fight and they fully level half of Luo Binghe's crib in the process.
After that, he gets to the southern border. Fights some disgusting blood clot animals and successfully snatches his shixiong back, time for quality quiet time together! Perhaps some sparring!
But NO. The mission is too successful and got an unfortunate add-on: the weirdo bitch who slept with Shen Qingqiu's corpse for 5 YEARS came along??? The one he battled for just as long to get it back??? And now they're attached??? And trust each other???
Too tired to fight this reality he watches as the demon bastard peacefully naps on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Grinding his teeth.
ALL THIS IN THREE (3) PAGES.
#AND THIS IS THE RETELLING BY A MAN WHOSE VOCABULARY MAINLY CONSISTS OF “GET OUT OF MY CAR”#who knows what this man left out because he hates talking and also binghe was cuddling sqq#i just know in his head he was like#“ewww brotha... brotha ewwww....”#he doesn't even say how the mobei-jun fight ended#but given how he 1v1d tianlang-jun in tiptop shape it's safe to say goth elsa got his ass THOROUGHLY handed to him#best fucking piece of media ever. it should be framed in the louvre.#i do like binghe btw i just think liu qingge had an absolute whiplash of an afternoon that day#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#mobei jun#liushen#if i misused the shixiong term please tell me these honorifics are a nightmare
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coffee cheetos chicken
#jerma985 fanart#jercula#jerma985#ster#jerma#sterlovesfood#can his bitch ass get a fanbase. or a tag that works. thanks#my favorites :) also I’m in Vegas RIGHT NOW and I’m not at the nyp show… the world works in mysterious ways#i was at wwwy fest and it was so much fun :) my first music thing ever and it was so cool and it was w my best friends one of which is our#first irl meet up after over 6 yrs:D no one cares I just wanna say it whatever anywyas ily all have a good day jerma was so fine last night#also I hate how this looks but I need to post jerma jerma jerma my autism yay ok bye
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When did it happen?
#Drama Comic December!!#sorry I’ve been so sporadic with posting this semester is kicking my ass apparently!!#(this is the best I’ve ever done tho dw I’m slaying)#anyways the girlies!#this takes place uhh#before Endor#that’s all I got#also imagine coming out of cryo sleep and everything you know has changed#fucked up fr#like your besties are changed and you have no idea why#(one’s pretending like her planet hasn’t blown up and the other is getting taught emotions are bad)#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#star wars#star wars fanart#sw#sw fanart#leia organa#luke skywalker#han solo#lando calrissian#rotj#sw rotj#return of the jedi
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low tier shitpost for today
#ultrakill#gabriel#hypothetically this could apply to every single level in the game if you jostle around the subject matter#because every single track is the best song ever produced for a video game#but i just thought this one was the funniest#ahh stupid ass MACHINE
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still getting himself into trouble (-∧-;)
#as long as he’s not using his powers 😅 just kidding fighting is Bad!#hello shisho . yes I’ll be coming in late today. teruki got his ass beat again#espclpse#mob psycho 100#mp100#shigeo kageyama#hanazawa teruki#terumob#best trope EVER!
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I need everyone to see my vision
#fuck logic im giving the skeleton top surgery#i had a dream nightmare had these sick ass glowing ass scars and now this is how he looks in my canon no one can tell me otherwise#no idea how he had surgery or why his scars are made of magic but this is the best idea i have ever had dont come at me#utmv#undertale au#sans undertale#nightmare sans#dreamtale
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Prompt 322
Danny squints up at the slightly older realms being, even if technically he’s older in human-age. The Chaosling is practically vibrating in place, the massive realms feline peering out from over their shoulder. Huh. So this is his Clockwork-assigned babysitter-cousin?
He didn’t know how to feel about the whole suit thing, but well, he won’t say no to a good prank. C’mon Cujo, they’re going to the daycare dimension-place!
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Primordial Triplets#Danny is not ghost king#he might’ve gotten adopted by Clockwork & never exactly fell out of the portal#The DC world is used as a free daycare#Klarion is delighted at no longer being the youngest of the family & is going to be the Best Big Cousin ever#and he’s going to make it his friends’ problem#Not that the YJ team are aware they have been declared friends/playmates#There’s not a lot known about Realms Beings since natural portals are rare in practically every dimension#Danny might be small (corpses don’t age) but he’s Fierce & going to cause problems on Purpose#Klarion (holding him up): Look at my adorable baby cousin he’s so tiny >:D#YJ: That is a whole ass teenager#Danny (an asshole about to cause several mental breaks): I mean I’m two years old so still need a babysitter#Klarion the Witch Boy#Klarion Bleak#Danny Fenton#Young Justice
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Ghoap in old Vietnamese dynasty court officials costume ^^
#ghostsoap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghoap#call of duty#cod#myart#my ass was listening to night flower on repeat while drawing this#(for the mood though)#ghost using the fan to cover his face instead of a mask is honestly the best idea ive ever had in my life#“slaying the enemy awayyy”
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