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endmylifelad · 1 year ago

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Dick, struggling to get up from medical cot: I can’t *grunt* I can’t stay here

Dick, managing to barely stand up: Wally… needs me. Wally needs me.

*Door opens with someone clearing their throat*

Jason: Dick?

Dick: Jason? What are you doing here?

Jason: I was under the impression that you- that is- what I mean to say is, ahem, Tim told me you fell through a burning bridge and are currently on your deathbed

Dick: god damnit Tim- well Jason, as you can see, I am perfectly fi- *proceeds to violently cough* fine. Fine. I’m fine.

Jason: …

Jason: that’s it?!

Dick: what?

Jason: I dropped my mission that I have been working my ass off on for months, and immediately hopped on a jet and flew 16 hours to come see you! I was under the impression that in true Dick fashion, you died doing something incredibly stupid!

Jason: I thought you were dead, Dick…

Dick: …

Dick, stands up and places hand on Jason’s shoulder: Jason…. I thought you were dead for six years. Six whole years!

Dick: so why don’t you, just build a bridge, and get over it.

Jason: wh- if I did, you’d just fall through it!

Dick, never had been so offended in his life: ( ಠ▃ಠ)

#incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #can honestly be read either way #Jason in Dicks place and visa versa #cuz Spyral #been a minute I know #they be like #(o⪧ᗝ⪦)乁(`ᗝ´)ㄏ

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cosmic-hoebo · 1 year ago

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Interesting..

#the bear season 2 #by cosmic-hoebo #syd x carmy #syd adamu #syd x richie #carmy berzatto #richie jerimovich #my gifs #userjayy #been a minute I know

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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elminster-big-naturals · 1 year ago

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when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds

#baldur's gate 3 #i've been them all #wyll: the smell of dirty fry oil is making him green out #astarion: 100% of his energy is dedicated to keeping his face perfectly neutral. he hasn't said or heard a word since they left camp #lae'zel: wait. where do my arms go. how do i noramlly hold my arms. what. am i supposed to do with my arms??? ogh god everyone knows im hig #anthrael: has been trying to read the menu for 13 minutes now but the pictures on the screens keep changing too fast

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introspectivememories · 3 months ago

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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

#edit: tinytauris fact checked my post and they sang 'hello' not someone like you & it was 'your big monster' not eggplant #everyday i think about the fact that yukierre should've been what lestappen is now #i should be able to go on the yukierre tag on ao3 and it should say 'showing 1-20 of 6745'#they were genuinely so fuckingg weird about each otherrrrrr #im being so serious when i say that if they ever came out as gay/bi/whatever i really wouldnt be surprised #literally just 'okay?? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now' moment #anyway i think about that moment on the bus soooo often #will you miss me? / maybe for 2-3 minutes / ill take that then. even if it's just for 2-3 minutes ill take that #hwat the FUCK #i was going 'gay gay homosexual' everytime i saw them together #yukierre #yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #also im like 90% sure that everyting i worte down actually happened but if i wrote smth down that didnt happen #and my yukierre infested brain just conjured up please let me know #also ive had this is in my drafts foreverrrr (re: since july) so if this has already been done im so sorry #i always feel like such a loser making posts about driver relationships lol #like 'oh look at that weirdo that got too invested in people she doesn't even know'#whatever im getting to introspective now #1k

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egophiliac · 8 months ago

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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door'#oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!!#3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!#SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious!#though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all?#grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭#which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody!#i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

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cheesecakewitch · 1 month ago

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it's only love but, i think i taste blood 🩸

#jessa #ripping royals #j x tessa #murder drones #tessa murder drones #serial designation j #celiart #fan art #2024 #i know they only have like what 20 minutes of collective screen time but ive been going insane #i stand with my cancelled wife (j)

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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bunch of portraits

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #ryomen sukuna #megumi fushiguro #gojo satoru #nanami kento #choso kamo #nobara kugisaki #yuta okkotsu #fanart #crying im so tired....#busts aren't hard on their own but 8 of them ???#i should have stuck at 6 if i knew what was good fr me #but lucky fr choso n yuuta enjoyers i dont know whats good fr me and tacked on the extra 2 last minute #i did a bust piece waaay back in 2020 early jjk days and it was this crowd minus choso/yuuta so i wanted to like. do a kind of redraw #im happy choso n yuuta made the cut tho they r fun they look as tired as i feel #i've been having a lot of fun w the more semirealistic skin render so i wanted to stretch those muscles a bit more #took the better part of 3 days but u know i'm pretty happy w these i dont think i have a hard least favourite #fun game guess my favourite characters based on how i draw them it is Glaringly obvious 2 me #ik i said i dont have a least favourite but i certainly have A Favourite #uhhhh misc notes i tried rly hard to make sukuna's face look like yuuji's and only rly change the expression #i think i was successful??? i hope?????? like i didnt want to make him look like his own person as bad as that sounds #he is Wearing Yuuji that is Yuuji's Face #also i rly . wish there were more women . but as much as i like maki as a character i fr some reason don't find drawing her very fun ?#so nobara out here pulling her weight fr the girls my goat my queen <333

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mo-mode · 10 months ago

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Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.