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playing pokemon pinball ruby/sapphire and i've come across a realization

does anyone see my vision

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I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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I want everyone to know that there are queers in the hollers of Appalachia, in the bayous and marshland of the Deep South, in Southwestern deserts, through the Ozark mountains and up to the Rockies. There are queers in the Great Plains, there are queers in rural America, in trailer parks of the Osage foothills. In the places you least expect us to live, we are here, carving out community and fighting for liberation with pride despite it all. Stop forgetting about us. Stop overlooking our experiences and our impact just because we don’t live in a Big Gay City. And for the love of God, stop looking at us with pity.

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I must have posted about this before, but. The fact that the Animus Bell asks Magnus: "how would you like to live forever?" and Magnus replies: "I'd hate it, shut the fuck up," all while Barry is listening. Barry, who not only made the bell, and knows what it would've asked Magnus, but also remembers the hundred years where Magnus was immortal, when Magnus could've lived forever. Who knows that the Hunger is coming again. Who knows that depending on the next 24 hours, the only way to save this world, and prevent complete annihilation of the multiverse, might be to restart the cycles, and foist immortality upon Magnus again. Despite hearing how much Magnus — his friend, his brother, his century-long companion who doesn't remember him — has come to despise the concept of living forever. They don't call it the Suffering Game for nothing. Because man. Man.

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I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

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old gods are waking

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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

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his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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pokemon is extremely underrated in terms of how good its cartoon bugs are. in this awful age of fleshy human faces on cartoon bugs pokemon is the last bastion of hope

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Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨‍💻

Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe

The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you

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my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn

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do you like andrew hussie? their early work was a little too juvenile for my tastes. but when whistles the starlight calliope came out in '05, i think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. the whole comic has a clear crisp art style and a new sheen of consumate professionalism that really gives the narrative a big boost. they've been compared to ryan north, but i think hussie has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. in '07, hussie released this: mspaintadventures.com ; their most accomplished site. i think their undisputed masterpiece is "homestuck" a story so vast that most people probably don't read the words. but they should, because it's not just about coming of age and finding friends in unlikely places. it's also a personal statement about the author themself.

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Man, sex would be so much cooler if it came with the chance to drop an Uncommon Item