#beelezebub obey me

[actionjackson-org]

I feel like this some shit he would do, and mammon would post it on devilgram

Ignore the hand yall, I was not tryna draw ts🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[kimikos-random-dead-acc]

Ack been ignoring obey me for abit but my brain got an idea.

Mamma Mia AU with a pregnant MC trying to figure out whos the father of their baby ft all the brothers and datetables.

Also MC, Lilith and Thirteen as Donna and Dynamos bc yesss

[incorrectrad]

Beel: I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix.

“Left.”

She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.

[strawberry-s0ap]

beel and belphie (obey me) stimboard for @cherry-j4m !

x x x / x x x / x x x

[wonderfully-maddening]

This weekend was one for the books! The Obey Me Bunny Boys were in full action!💚

[berribeary]

WHAT IS THAT MELODY! 🎶

[hey-haven]

God dammit, I forgot how much I love these idiots

[satans-my-spirit-animal]

I'm wheezing. 😂 Belphie thought he was reading a dirty magazine

[musings-ofthe-unamused]

Obey Me Headcanons

Topic: First Kisses

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Beel, Satan, Levi, Asmo, Belphie Warnings: Lucifer

Lucifer:

He’s pushy, we all know this

When he gets stressed, he turns to you as your stress reducer

But that gets tiring because all he does is rant, rant rant

You just can’t take it anymore

“Lucifer?” “Yes?” “Shut up.”

He gets offended at first

But then he gets curious 

What happens if he continues to press your buttons?

You grab him and kiss him, of course

If your lips are on his, he can’t complain

He now asks for a kiss instead to help him stay stress free

Mammon:

Most definitely shyly asks you for a kiss

Like it’s the cutest thing ever

He has this whole date planned of a movie and dinner

You think you guys are just hanging out like normal

But he’s acting weird

You guys make it back to the house and he grabs your hand to keep you from going in

“I had fun tonight.” “Uhhh me too?”

He just kinda pauses and then goes “Can I kiss you?”

He’s blushing and looking away with a tiny pout

You realize that you were on a date and suddenly your heart is poundind and you just silently nod

And then he kisses you and its so soft and sweet

Then he runs away

Levi:

Video game time!! Which means competitions

Which means making bets

If he wins, he gets to kiss you 

He said it was a joke, but we all know he was trying his hardest to win

Three rounds

At a game you completely suck at

He did this on purpose. 

You obviously lose

“I win! But..you don’t have to kiss me if you don’t want to! I mean, I don’t know why you’d wanna kiss a loser like me.”

“I want to.” “What?” “I want you to kiss me.”

Suddenly he gets so flustered and his face is all red

He starts stuttering but all you have to do is grab his hand

Levi looks at you and then

smooch

It’s quick and awkward but now he wants to have bets like this all the time

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c079a798fbcf72cb417bfe18e580cdd8/7c40ac6e565497ed-27/s540x810/0329251d21ab87bc7a724d78f92f136179bfa43c.gif

Satan:

I actually had already started writing a short story about this

You go to his room to study or read

You’re both chillin, not saying much just enjoying each other’s presence

You then want to show him something and he is close

He stares at you. You stare back

His eyes flick back and forth between your lips and your eyes

He leans in, his lips brushing against yours

When you don’t pull back, he goes in and kisses you

The both of you kinda get heated 

He finally pulls away for some air and rests his forehead against yours

“I’ve been waiting for that.”

Asmodeus:

With the way he’s so flirty, its a wonder how he didn’t make a move before

However, he’s kind of a romantic

He wants to have one of those cute movie kisses

Preferably in the rain

So he watches the weather, hoping, praying for some rain

And there is! 

He drags you outside despite your complaining

“Why are we standing in the rain” “So we can kiss!” 

You don’t know whether to be mad or kind of flattered that he wanted to kiss you in the rain

He goes all dramatic and dips you down, giving you a very wet kiss

He almost drops you as he squeals in happiness

“I did it! I finally did it!”

You hate him

Beelezebub:

Jesus he’s so damn CUTE

This is during a baking session for sure

Making some cookies for him the brothers

Things always get messy because he wants to eat everything every step of the way

You’re just finishing up the batter when he comes up behind you

“Can I have a taste?”

His deep voice scares you and you accidentally get batter on your face

You turn around and scowl at him

But…oh my god what is he doing?

“You have something on your face

He grabs your shoulders and brings you close. 

He licks the edge for your lips. 

“Tastes good,” He mumbles. “More.”

And then he kisses you

After it happens, you are red in the face and just bolt out of there

“What about the cookies?!”

Blephegor:

100% kisses you by accident

Its nap time which means you two are in his bed taking a nice long nap

While also hiding from Lucifer

You had woken up an hour ago, and saw that two have already passed

Belphie was still passed out cold

You tried moving, but instead was met with his arms wrapping around you

He let out a groan and a “Don’t go”

You can’t tell if he’s still asleep or not

“Belphie, I need to go pee. Let me go.”

He mumbles something and holds you tighter

You’re trying to pry yourself away from him when he starts kissing your neck. Then your jaw. Then your cheek

“More.”

And then he gives you a gentle kiss

You’re frozen as he opens his eyes then stares at you

“I just had the weirdest dream.”

“Yeah…”

[fandoms-but-omegaverse]

Obey me! One master to rule them all! (The seven brothers)

While in the mortal realm, it’s a common thought that alphas and omegas are a thing of the past, with alpha and omega humans being a rarity. But in Devildom and the Celestial realm, it’s quite common for its inhabitants to be prominently alphas and omegas, especially its leaders..

The Seven Brothers - I believe that most of them are alphas genuinely due to their high ranking in Devildom, and their relationship with the alpha prince, Diavolo but there are two exceptions.

Lucifer - A prime example of an Alpha, his protective and almost possessive demeanor is clear for his family, his pack. He’s the highest ranked alpha in the pack as he’s the oldest and takes more responsibilities. Even though he seems strict, he does have a secret soft side.

Mammon - Being the greedy second brother, he was bound to be an Alpha, though if it weren’t for his strong imposing scent letting everyone know of his alpha-ness, many demons would think he’s an omega strangely.. Maybe it was due to his smaller build, or how he seems wimpy when his schemes fail. He can definitely prove those demons wrong however if they mess with the people he cares about however.

Leviathan - Omega, however as the brother of envy he resents being an omega, which is why he goes out of his way to try to act cool whenever he leaves the safety of his room, his nest. He’s more of a defensive omega due to much of Devildom being alphas, only really trusting his brothers.

Asmo - Omega, unlike Levi on the other hand, he happily embraces being an omega, it’s hard for a demon in devildom to not know of Asmo’s demon. Asmo uses his omega to his advantage, using his heat to promote his more sensual business.

Satan - Alpha, born from Lucifer’s rage he’s going to share some similarities with the other alpha, whether he likes it or not. He is protective and possessive of his loved ones and his possessions, to the point of violence, especially back in the Nightbringer era..

Beelezebub- Another prime example of an alpha, but more in the physical sense, demons aspire to look as big and powerful as Beel. However many see his food modivated and loving personality to be a bit odd for an alpha built like Beel himself. We all know that Beel couldn’t care less though.

Belphagor- An alpha, a dangerous one. Due to how long he was isolated, he’s gone practically feral. He’s the most possessive out of all of the other brothers, and more hostile. Though once he breaks out of the attic, he tends to calm down a lot. But there’s still many times where he’ll growl when other demons or humans enter his space or interact with his loved ones.

Hey this is my first time writing down my headcannons to post! I don’t write often so I hope this was enjoyable. Comment anything you want to see in the future and I’ll see what I can do!

[asmolemmeeatyouout]

The Boys With an Autistic MC HC !! (SFW !)

(aka I’m projecting bc sad) (I also have adhd so there will be adhd moments)

Lucifer:

This boy has so much work yet he still find the time to help you put together a routine

WILL make sure you stick to it

He will rearrange the entire school if it will help you

If any demon and I mean ANY demon is even the slightest bit mean to you they go mysteriously missing the next day

Sometimes he infantilises you but he doesn’t mean to, tell him to cut it out and the shame will rip through him

In line with that you will probably find him cutting the crusts off your sandwiches and rearranging your stuffies, up to you if you want him to stop that (I hate crusts and my teddies deserve to be comfortable too)

Makes sure you’re accommodated everywhere in the devildom not just rad and and the hol

One day you realise his suit jacket? Perfect fabric for stimming

He starts dressing according to the fabrics you like

Let’s you hold his sleeve arm when talking bc it’s a good stim

Will put his jacket on you when you’re overwhelmed and need some familiarity

You start to associate his smell with safety

Mammon:

Pretends he doesn’t care

Treats you the most normal out of all the brothers

Has actually memorised your routine and knows your stressors/meltdown/shutdown triggers

White knights you very subtly

You think demons are very accepting in the devildom but in reality mammon does the same as luci but his approach is much more ‘stop it before it starts’

Buys you stimmies bc he loves the way you look when you’re happy stimming (yes BUYS not steals)

Too embarrassed to give you them so they just appear in your room

He’s just coincidentally in the hallway when you come rushing out to show people

You eventually realise it’s gotta be him bc he’s always there when you find em so you just start running directly to him

Loves it if you have echolalia

Tries to get you to repeat ‘the great mammon’ as much as possible

If he finds you repeating words/beeping at the microwave he will engage and do the same until you happy stim (then he will try get you to repeat ‘mc’s first man the great mammon’

If you start calling him that ?! The boy will melt. (I get intense echolalia with ‘mammonie’ and i think he would straight up die hearing mc go ‘mammonie mammonie mammonie’

After all it makes sense that the great mammon is constantly on your mind

Levithian:

Another nerd ?! Heck yeah!! !

Very glad you aren’t a normie

Perhaps relates the most to your experience against the allistics as ppl don’t like him bc he’s a ‘yucky okatu’

Loves when you talk about a special interest (SI) because you’re just as obsessive as he is

Will try and get you obsessed with anime and manga if you aren’t already

Is a shut in so he gets that people are overwhelming and scary at times

Is uncharacteristically vulnerable and open with you bc he feels like you understand his existence at a deeper level

If you like squishes (and show him first) he will start asking for the deep pressure hugs when he feels he needs them

But ofc bc you’re both you, the method for asking is just repeating the word squish over and over while you hug

Eye contact !? Oh hell no

Most of your conversations are done facing away from each other

Asmodeus:

Same clothes? Comfort items? No no no no no you gotta look beautiful like you are!

Does not entirely get it at first, how can anyone want to wear something more than once?

Once you explain it he will drag you shopping (to high end shops, using avoiding crowds as an excuse to pamper you) to find a signature, beautiful, comfortable and easy to put on outfit for you to wear

He will then buy 30 of them just in case you lose anything

He WILL give you presents randomly after you told him you like to wear clothing with emotional significance

Bonding time includes decorating your ear defenders and sunglasses

If your SI is anything to do with fashion or beauty or just asmo things in general this boy will NEVER leave your side. You become the only person he wants to talk to

If you excited stim by bouncing, hand flapping or squealing he is right there with you creating a feedback loop of excited stimming

When he finds out you like routine he will check you’re doing the beauty routine he made for you every night

If you’re too tired he will do it for you (or even if you just ask he loves being close to you)

If you’re touch repulsed he will ask every time before he even gets close to you (EVERY DAMN TIME ! This man understands consent and the fact that some days touch is too much others it’s not)

Satan:

Acts like lucifer visa the routine n rad but with no infantilising

Reads every study ever done on autism and neurodivergence ever

ANGOR at human world autism studies bc they’re dumb and there’s so much more interesting things to investigate to do with being autistic

He does go to the human world and he does stab a$$ and those involved

If you let him he will study you

Tracks your sleep, eating habits, and mood regulation (after he asks ofc)

Meltdowns? No that’s a regular day in Satan’s head

He lets you use his rage room (he definitely has a room exclusively for smashing stuff) if you feel even a little stressed

Likes talking about your SI’s with you bc it’s rare he finds someone so knowledgeable on a subject

Beelezebub:

The kindest most patient boy

Helps you find foods that don’t mess with your texture issues

Checks to make sure you’ve eaten in case you’ve been distracted and not realised you’re hungry

Doesn’t understand AFRID because food is good?? But is willing to help you with it (see previous points)

Stims with you because it makes you happy

Will let you info dump for hours even if he doesn’t get it

Is generally very warm so he makes the perfect person for squishes

Perfectly happy to just sit in silence and not talk or make eye contact

Belphagor:

Definitely understands the exhaustion that comes with being disabled

If you even look overstimulated he will kidnap you for a nap (whether than be physically or if you’re touch repulsed he will fake an emergency (the emergency is you being over stim Ed) just to get u out, it’s the only thing he puts effort into)

Shares his secret super soft blanket stash bc you are the only one who can appreciate how freaking soft the texture is

Best person to look after you in a shutdown bc he kinda gets it

Gets his own ear defenders and sunglasses so he can sleep in class (claims it’s solidarity with you)

Just enjoys your company like his bro so ditto on the silence thing

(There’s more I can think of but this is already really long, comment if u want part 2)

[nadiassugarbaby]

OBEY ME BROS AND DATEABLES REACTING TO MC KISSING THEM OUT OF THE BLUE

LUCIFER:

He was sitting at his desk doing paper work for diavolo as usual when you knocked on his office door

"Come in" the eldest stated in a cold manner thinking it was mammon, you opened the door and quietly walked up to him "luuuci" you whined but the eldest didn't pay any attention

So you held his chin making him look up at you and kissed him just shy of his lips

Then walked away leaving a very confused and flustered demon behind

MAMMON:

He was doing the usual for your daily routine, laying on top of you so you can't get work done and barking at his brother's when they tried to interrupt his little cuddle session of sorts

"Mammooonn I need to go to the bathrooomm" who whined but the blue eyed demon didn't move an inch

So you flipped him over "AY WHATR YOU?!" he screamed obviously being caught off guard

You giggled and kissed him on the nose ,got out of bed heading towards the bathroom leaving a very flustered 2nd eldest lying on your bed

LEVI:

(Sorry in advanced I don't really know how to write for him but I'll try)

You both were gaming in his room around 3 am when you decided to be a little nuance so you got up from your seat beside him and sat on his lap

"M-MC HUH??" The purple haired demon screeched "yes levi?" You said in a teasing voice "what are yo-" you cut him off with a kiss on the cheek then went right back to gaming with a flustered demon at your mercy

SATAN:

You both where reading the same book about cats satan was reading it aloud to you while you sat in his lap holding his hand but you were starting to get a bit bored and antsy so you decided to turn around in his lap straddling him "yes love?" Satan asked

You didn't respond instead trailing kisses on his jawline he immediately froze and gace turned beat red "aawwee so cute" you said stopping your kiss attack and hugging his chest "my cute little baby" you said in a teasing tone wich made satans face turn even more red

"Mmhm I'll see you at dinner dear" you said getting off his lap and walking away leaving a VERY flustered wrath demon behind

ASMO:

You decided to be a bit of a bother for you lust demon

"Asmoooo" you said getting his attention immediately latching onto his shoulders "yes darling?" He said in a teasing tone basking in your attention

You didn't reply instead kissing him on the lips to wich he immediately obliged grabbing your cheek and waist

But before you could get far into your little make-out session you parted from his lips and ran :MCCC WHERE ARE YOU GOING??" asmo yelled clearly upset but you kept running 🏃

BEEL:

You and Beel where sitting on the couch watching cartoons and eating snacks when you got an idea "beel you have something on your face" you said In a worried tone "here let me get it off for you" you said even though there was nothing on his face and he knew that he happily said yes and you kissed him on the lips pretending to get the food off "there all better " you said "thanks cupcake" he said in a happy tone face full of food

BELPHIE

Your sleepy boyfriend wad ofcourse

Sleeping

But it was dinner time and you needed him up

So you decided to pepper kisses all over his face "hmmm..babby" he said in a grogy voice obviously still tired after sleeping for 7 hours "it's dinner time you big baby " you said in a mocking tone hoisting him up out of the bed and walked to the dinning room with your sleepy boyfriend

DIAVOLO:

The prince had a rare day off so he took you to madame screams (idk if that's a restraunt in obey me but now it is) he booked you both a private room so you didn't have to be bothered by the other guests he sat across from you, the waiter asked for your drinks and after you ordered them you asked "dia come here for a sec" he moved over now sitting next to you " yes my love?"he asked but you didn't answer instead pulling him in by his bootie and giving him a small kiss in his lips he laughed and pulled you into hid lap "thank you dearest I didn't know how much I needed that" he said face turning red by the second

BARBATOS:

Barbatos was baking a number of pastries when you snuck up behind him wrapped your arms around his waist just to get his attention "yes my love?" He asked priority still on the pastries so to get his full attention you kissed him on the nape of his neck squeezed his hips the walked away leaving a beat red demon behind

SIMEON:

You and Simeon were on a date walking through the park hand in hand picking up flowers and looking at birds you know the usual when out of the blue you took his hand and kissed his knuckles "o-oh thank you dearest " he said face turning red "adorable" you cooed and continued to walk hand in hand

SOLOMON

He was teaching you magic and potions and stuff and you where getting bored as

So you called for silver haired boyfriend over "solomonnn" you squealed SD you threw yourself onto the man

"Ahaha yes baby?"he asked

" I love youuu" you say in a lovesick tone

Before he has a chance to reply you kiss him on the lips then skip off

LUKE (PLATONIC)

He just baked you a fresh batch of your favorite cookies! He said you didn't need to repay him because he did it out of the kindness of his heart

But you needed to repay him for being so sweet!

So you have him your biggest bear hugs and kissed him on the fourhead :)

"M-MC THANK YOU!" the small child beamed

UIFBEISJ IT TOOK MY SO LONG TO DO THIS IT ISNT FUNNY 😭😭

[youandmedead]

Can I request headcannons Leviathan x quite reader who got attached to him quickly. I mean after they made a pact mc just started following him around still giving him his personal space though ofc. Thanks and have a good day.

Lêvïå†håñ x Qµïê† Gñ RêåÐêr

Warnings: Self doubt, swearing

Requested by: Anonymous

Notes: Of course doll and thankyou so much for the request 🧡 Apologies for it taking so long and if it’s too short but I hope you like none the less.

𖤐 At first Leviathan was so confused as to why you were following him…after all he didn’t really think of himself as much, he was just some gross otaku who rots away in his room all day. So what’s the sudden interest?

𖤐A few months after the pact was created between you two, he noticed he had peculiar feelings being directed towards you. It took him forever to figure out that these feelings were romantic and not platonic (thanks to Asmodeus and Mammon constantly telling his oblivious ass that he's in love)

𖤐 He does find your quiet and timid behaviour cute and somewhat relaxing - mainly because you acted like an anime character (y’know the proper awkward but adorable ones…much like Levi himself) and he could somewhat understand and relate to your demeanour, as well as him finding you calming to be around.

𖤐 However, sometimes when he goes on rants and your dead silent he’ll kinda shrink into himself because he thinks that he’s annoying you and you’re uninterested in what he’s talking about.

𖤐 It took Levi a while to get used to you following him around because he always thought that he wasn’t good enough to be around you. He believed that you could do ten times better and would be much safer with one of his brothers, but he eventually got used to it and he also grew an attachment to you very soon after… He can’t go anywhere without you being by his side.

𖤐 Gaming nights, manga reading and just overall hanging out in his vast, messy ass room is obviously a must.

𖤐 He’ll find it difficult to pick up the courage to ask you but eventually it just comes to him like second nature…half the time he’ll just give you a specific look and you know that if you want to head to his room with to hang out you can.

𖤐 Leviathan would come up with some sort of code for the both of you to let each other know when the environment is getting too chaotic for you, you’re getting uncomfortable etc. Either that or he’ll simply just message you/let you message him in times like the ones mentioned above.

𖤐 I think that cuddling with Levi would be so relaxing. Despite his awkwardness, he’d be willing to cuddle with you in one of his chairs - his bathtub bed is always an option too but it’s a bit cramped - especially when he’s gaming or his envy is kicking in. He’d gladly welcome you with open arms! He’s so warm and although he’s hugging you a bit tight in the beginning, the gentle sound of his heartbeat with the gentle hum of his gigantic fish tank is enough to lull one into sleep.

[kamuyagi]

Sleepy Birthday to the Twins ✧˖°*॰ॱ(ूˊ͈꒳ˋ͈ ॢ♡)ॱ॰*°˖✧

[kimikos-random-dead-acc]

Dumb names I would call the obey me boys

Couldn't think for all of them so these are just ones that live free in my head.

Lucifer

Luci

Lulu

Mr.AlwayspissedoffcuzIgotametalpipeupmyass

Glorified demon turkey

Demonic chicken wings

Dia's bottom bitch

Boomer

Demonic Christian Grey (from 50 shades)

The avatar of horny

Pride peacock

Mammon

Mamo

Crow Daddy

My broke sugar daddy

Puppy

The no money man

The great tsundere

Dinosaur

Tiger Cub

Sir can'tgetbitchescuzimscaredofwitches

Leviathan

Levi senpai

Ocean man (like the song)

Blueberry head

Fish/Snake Daddy

Gamer boy bf

Bottom

Big ass forehead that could be mistaken for an airplane landing

Satan

Tan-Tan

Cat boi

Pussy chaser (cuz he uh chases cats)

Blondie

Goldilocks

Romeo

Furry

Twilight Sparkle (yk cuz she was a unicorn n likes books)

Smartass

Angry violent pony

Sir Ihavenofashionsensewhatsoever

Asmodeus

Momo

Ass

Alabama vibez guy

Walking manifestation of stan twitter on heels

Beelzelbub

Beelzebae

Beelie

Bubzy

Cuddlebug

Belphegor

Bel-Bel

Cowboi

Mr. Chokemelikeyouhatemebutyouloveme

Teddy bear (like that one Melanie Martinez song)

Sleepy homicidal cow

Baka (it also means cow in filipino)

Kalabaw

Solomon

Mon-Mon

Han Solo

Old Man

Senior Citizen

Gandalf

Dumbledore

Shady magic man

Lolo (lol its grandpa in filipino)

Asmo's human booty call

The shady wizard of oz

Barbatos

Barbs

Barbie

Sebastian

Dr. Who

Dr. Strange

Ratman

Tony the talking clock (dhmis refference)

[cutetehe]

Male mc being best friends with Raphael despite having the opposite personality of him, how do the brothers react?

admittedly some of these are more like scenarios than headcanons but please enjoy

also, Raphael x male mc content is in this

lil story

“Raphael is good looking” mc randomly says while sitting next to the brothers during lunch

“Right?!? Makes me wanna paint his nails and dress him up!” Asmo agrees

“It make wanna befriend-” mc was cut off by mammon

“Mc if you plan to try to befriend him just give up” Mammon says while trying to eat his food fast so Beel won’t eat it for him

“Watch me” Mc gets up from the table and leaves to find Raphael

“..how much y’all wanna bet he’s not gonna be able to befriend him” mammon says and everyone besides Lucifer raises their hand

Satan doesn’t know anything about Raphael but he raises his hand anyways to spite Lucifer

“You really think he can?” Mammon snickers

Lucifer nods and mammon says Mc has a week to befriend him (they never told mc about this though)

Three days later mc and Raphael are best friends

“RAPHAEL!” Mc yells while jumping onto Raphael

“Mc! Be careful” Raphael says catching Mc

“…what the fuck” the brothers reluctantly gives Lucifer 10k grimm

Lucifer

A duo he did not expect to see

He expected to lose the bet

It’s nice seeing Raphael so happy though

“How did you become friends with Raphael?” Lucifer asks

“That’s a secret” Mc winks

Lucifer is now worried on how you friended him

Raphael keeps you in check

And you help him loosen up

That could be both a good and bad thing

“Lucifer I’m going out” mc says in the most dazzling clothes he’s ever seen

“…going out on a date?” Lucifer asks

“No out with Raphael”you say while walking out the HOL

After a month of this it starts getting more.. romantic??

You eat lunches with Raphael

The brothers eat at the lunch table without mv and they all start talking about mc and Raphael relationship

“Soooo.. I get we are supposed to be happy but mc hasn’t ate with us in foreverrrr” Asmo whines

“Well we can sabotage-” Mammon suggested before getting cut off

“no” the rest of the brothers say in sync

“this is the happiest I’ve ever seen Raphael in…*chewing* forever” beel says

“It’s cute and all but I miss mc” Asmo cries

“Mc seems happier too” Beel says

“Mc is always happy though” Asmo responds

To summarize- he doesn’t mind

MAMMMMOON

First of all how second of all HOW??

He unknowingly third wheels

“Mc is mine” Mammon says wrapping his arms around mc chest

“..mc is there own person. You don’t own somebody” Raphael was ready to lecture mammon

Luckily Mc was there and stopped the lecture

“LETS GET ICECREAM!” Mc yells distracting Raphael

Mammon tries to share a ice cream with mc but…

“You guys shouldn’t share that could make mc sick” Raphael says while eating his pistachio ice cream

“WHAT ABOUT ME?!?” Mammon yells

“Oh and you too I guess” Raphael says

Raphael enjoys his pistachio ice cream with mc while Mammon bitterly glares at him while also eating his ice cream

If you want a useless detail- mammon ice cream was chocolate

Mammon thinks they are fighting for mc meanwhile Raphael thinks “wow I have a friend” and keeps forgetting that mammon is with them

“oh I forgot you were here aswell” Raphael says

Mc and mammon talk a little while Raphael continues to eat his ice cream

Anyways time to turn this story into a whole different direction, why? BECAUSE I CAN.

The trio walk into a huge crowed and mc felt his pockets get lighter

“Aw not again” mc says sighing reaching into his pocket and finding nothing

“What happened?” Raphael asks

“Someone stole my wallet again” Mc says not even surprised- it’s been the 7th time this week!

Raphael suddenly gets serious and tracks the demon who did it with mammon right behind him

“Uhh where we goin?” Mammon asks holding onto mc hand to make sure he won’t get lose into the crowed

“Finding that wallet.” Raphael says angrily

“Raphael it’s fine- it’s empty anyways” Mc says

It took a little convincing from mc and mammon to get Raphael to not kill someone because they stole a empty wallet

When I mean a little I mean mc and mammon had to pull onto Raphael arms to stop him from killing someone

LEVIATHAN

:D

He didn’t know about your relationship with Raphael

He didn’t hear about it until like… a week or two

After he heard about it went “oh nice” and went back o devilcart

It wasn’t until he went to bed is when he realized

“…wait a second… MC IS FRIENDS WITH RAPHAEL”

Leviathan realizes Mc can save him when Raphael gets angry at him

Leviathan went to look for a certain item when he spots you and Raphael in a mall

Leviathan freaks out and hides but Raphael spots him

“Leviathan.. what are you doing” Raphael says in a judgmental tone (he didn’t mean to sound judgmental)

“Oh! Uh! to yk… do stuff” Leviathan says

“Well it sounds like you aren’t doing anything so hang out with us!” Mc says

“But-” before leviathan could decide he was taken away by mc and Raphael

Five minutes of walking around the mall leviathan finally says something

“where are we going?” Leviathan asks

“Raphael wanted to get something” mc responds

“Raphael… WANTED SOMETHING?!? OH GOD IS IT GOING TO BE A NEW SPEAR?? OR WORSE A BAZOOKA?? oh no oh no oh no i should’ve stayed in my room” Leviathan is have a crisis while Raphael and Mc talk

“We are here~” mc humms

Leviathan looks up and sees “weapons and more” and leviathan is about to cry

“Leviathan why are standing in front of that shop??” Mc asks

Mc and Raphael stood in front of their destination and it’s a..candy..shop…

“..WHY IS A CANDY STOre BY THE WEAPON STORE??” Leviathan yells

Mc and Raphael comfort leviathan

“Sorry we didn’t know you had a fear of diabetes ” Raphael says patting leviathan back

SATANNN

Doesn’t know who Raphael is

He had no business to make that bet but did it to spite Lucifer

Take that Lucifer! *proceeds to lose the bet and has to hand over 10k grimm*

Sorta intimidated by Raphael

Satan and Raphael just ignore each other

That is until mc forced them together

A new trio is in town

Satan is extra careful with what he says whenever by Raphael

“Hey mc what does Raphael do?” Satan asks

“He’s a hitman!” Mc says blissfully

“A WHAT?!?”

“You guys talking about me?” Raphael says appearing out of nowhere

“Oh yeah! Satan was just asking-” Satan covers mc mouth and talks for him while mc contained to talk

“Oh you know- about your… erm.. YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE!….” Satan was internally yelling to himself

“Oh” Raphael was gonna tell satan what it was until mc was finally able to talk

“Satan wanted to know what you did so I told him hitman” Mc says

Satan internally screaming is so loud that mc and Raphael can hear it too

“Oh- yeah I do that, I forgot” Raphael says

“HOW DO YOU FORGET?!?”

“Oh you know how Raphael is-“ mc was cut off

“No. No I do NOT know how Raphael is” Satan crosses his arms

The excited, the neutral and Satan, THE PERFECT TRIO

ASMOOO

Loves the dynamic

Probably rooting for you two

but he does get sad when you spend most of your time with Raphael

He gets it- Raphael is attractive but so is he!

One day he sees you wearing totally different clothes than you usually do

It looked amazing but it’s super different!

“Oooo mc you going out~” Asmo teased

“No? Why’d you ask?” Mc asks

“You are super dressed” Asmo respond

“Ohhhh Raphael made them”

Surprised to hear that

That’s WAY more romantic than wearing your s/o clothes!

“ARE YOU TWO DATING?!?”

“No! We are just bbfeead”

“…what”

“Best-friends-for-ever-even-after-death” Mc says

“..mc, sweetie I have no clue how you came up with that or remembered that but be who you are”

Asmo doesn’t sense lust from either of you

Then again you don’t need to feel lust to like someone

With the help of solomon he’s going to break this case of ‘is this a case of pining love or do they both like each other!’

beel! + Belphie..

hehe I’m about to fuse both these together a lot more

Anyways

“Beel what do you think of the situation?” Belphie questions

“Nom nom nom- uh I think it’s delicious”

“…did you say nom nom nom out loud and also- what do you mean delicious??” Belphie asks

“oh you mean mc and Raphael? I think it’s nice that Raphael has a friend”

“Well what if I told you that..it was romantic”

“I’d be happy for both of them??” Beel says

Beel ask if Mc and Raphael are friends or best friends

Belphie tells beel everything he knows

I feel like it’s a good time to mention Belphie for all his information from asmo

“They are probably just friends anyways- I don’t see Raphael as the romantic type” Beel says

“Woooow are you saying that because he can’t express emotions aswell as others?” Asmo says appearing out of nowhere

“no, but where did you come from?” Beel asks

“I was hiding under your bed but anyways”Asmo pulls out a board from.. somewhere

“hold up how-”

“Just because someone lacks or has trouble showing emotions doesn’t mean they can’t love that’s just stereotypical” Asmo spends two hours lecturing Beel

“oh..I’m sorry” beel apologizes

Beel and Belphie hang out with mc still but most of the time it’s with Raphael

Beel and Belphie don’t care as long he doesn’t pull out the spear

Beel is happy about Raphael being able to be more comfortable around people

Raphael notices how tired you looked one day and offered to carry you

“Are you sure?” Mc asks

Raphael nods and says he sees Beel carry Belphie all the time

“I might not be as strong as Beel but I can carry Belphie and humans tend to be lighter and easier to carry”

Mc smiles and agrees

Mc hops onto Raphael back and mc falls asleep

“Raphael why are you carrying mc?” Beel asks

“He was tired so I’m helping him” Raphael says

Asmo and mammon are in the background recording everything

“This is gonna be great for devilgram-” mammon grabs asmo phone

“Don’t post it- what if people think they are dating?!?”

“That’s the whole reason we are here- now give me my phone!” Asmo and mammon fight and catches the attention of Raphael

“What are you three doing here.” Raphael was ready to take out his spear but mc wakes up

“*Yawn* oh hi mammon!” Mc waves at mammon

Raphael sighs and bails

“…We almost died” the two brothers said in sync

if I ever get the energy chaotic duo of engineer mc and thirteen