#because what the fuck was THAT

[manhandlememando]

WHOEVER SAID THAT CREGAN WOULD COME BACK IN THE FINALE: COUNT YOUR GODDAMN DAYS

[maybeiwasjustjade]

*watch the new HOTD episode*

*sees Aegon be further reduced into comic relief + a talentless, incompetent idiot who can’t even speak High Valyrian well, even if him being great at it makes more sense given his bond with Sunfyre, just to further prop up Aemond*

*sees Aemond be a complete and utter MORON by crippling the king and the only other dragon they have*

*sees Criston Cole’s everything*

*be forced to witness the forced idiocy of focusing on the prophecy, knowing that it turned out to be useless and fake, with little to no relevancy in GoT*

Sighs

*opens document*

Welp, got a lot of things to fix, because this show is no longer canon to me. This is just a shitty fanfic of F&B, and I probably could write a better one ngl. Won’t be hard.

[thekatfuzz]

Episode 3 spoilers without context

[devilsskettle]

i wasn’t as unsettled by skinamarink as i’ve seen other people say they were, especially while in the theater, but then like two days later when i had to go down to the basement to do laundry it was like. oh no. here comes the Dread

[thiagodasilva]

when bill hader inevitably directs a horror feature I’ll be there. when he sweeps award season I’ll be there. when he gets his flowers for being the weirdly incredible writer/director he is and has always wanted to be, I’LL be there because I’ve ALWAYS been here

[iovelaces]

one thing no one tells you about barbie is john cena emerging from the ocean waves with dua lipa and that's the exact thing i would have wanted to be warned about

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Actually, now that I have seen the trailer of the 2023 movie, I don't think the 2011 adaptation of The Three Musketeers was so bad...

[squanchmallow]

It's absolutely soul crushing to realize that someone you used to love will quite literally say anything they need to in order to feel like they're in the right.

[icaxrus-moved]

for the bingo. alistair theirin!

Swooping is bad :)

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[normal-thoughts-official]

donated 50 reais to a palestinian GFM today

it amounted to 8 dollars

several days' worth of expenses for me became a single digit donation for them. barely enough for a blanket. just like that

it really sucks to know that my money is inherently less helpful no matter how much it'd pay for me, and there's nothing i can do

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[pwecie]

I just had the strangest dream.

Essentially, I was gonna be spending two weeks with my estranged paternal family in a house on top of a hill but the whole house was slanted and there were some people a bit older than me that I didn’t know. The reason I was there was because my grandma wanted to show me and my brother off because we’re basically the last redeeming qualities she has. Anyway, I’m anxious the entire time because this house is too messed up and it’s connected to a historical house that’s even MORE slanted and I just felt bad vibes all around. So I complain to my mom who is somehow also there in some sort of little pocket bedroom room-dimension thing with a bottle of wine and a really low ceiling connected to ANOTHER house that I wasn’t allowed in. So I went to the store to buy a tent and a sleeping bag so I could at least sleep outside on level ground and I don’t remember ANYTHING of the drive but I eventually end up inside of a children’s store that’s very long and narrow for a building and it’s like an early 2000’s/late 90’s off-brand toy store with liminal space vibes and also kids doing schoolwork in the middle of the night. So, general store and daycare? I find my way out because it’s like a maze in that bitch and I get back to my car, it’s raining, and there are these two gangs there somewhere in the row of cars behind me in the parking lot with homemade guns (among other gangs dealing drugs) and it’s clear that a gunfight is about to happen but I gotta get that damn sleeping bag. So I get in my car and back up to go around them but somehow drive through all of them and then I flee the scene and then all the sudden I’m on a rooftop maze where it’s like one infinite randomized rooftop with sections; there was a dystopian rooftop playground there with no safety regulation and then it’s the afternoon and I’m in another town now in the middle of the day on a bike jumping over buildings and then I fall into a really deep pool as a man I don’t know and I’m trying to resurface but I can’t so I’m breathing in my own air bubbles on the way up and I keep looking to see the surface just as far away as it was before, and then before I asphyxiate myself in my dream, I wake up.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train