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anbaisai · 1 month ago

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Mayu's feelings regarding Jamil's OB look is a mix of "that goatee looks awful" and "those snakes are adorable"

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bloominheresy · 3 months ago

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⁽ ʰⁱᶜ ⁾ WHEN IS. . . ⁽ ˢⁿⁱᶠᶠ ⁾ MY THERAPY CAT COMING BACK FROM HIS MISSION. . . ‼️

P - PLEASE STOP NOTICING ME, YOUR LEADER'S HAVING A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS HERE ‼️ SHOOOOO ‼️

#Cult Of The Lamb #COTL #COTL Lamb #COTL Narinder #WNL Narinder #Narilamb #Cliesel's Easel (art)#NO JOKE I ONLY DREW THE SECOND PHOTO BECAUSE COTL TWITTER REBLOGGED THE OG ONE AND SO MANY STARTED POURING IN WAHAHA

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matrivers · 2 years ago

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has someone ever said something to you that was so unbelievably stupid that you can only agree with them, because if you don’t it’ll only end in a really draining argument that neither of you will win?

because two separate people just did that to me over the course of like twenty minutes and i’m literally just so tired.

#coco.txt #i actually argued with the first one because it was so dumb i thought they were joking #they were not #the second one actually tricked me #because the second one WAS joking #but i simply went ‘yeah okay why not?’#people are confusing

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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agendratum · 11 months ago

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kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)

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cluedoenthusiast · 4 months ago

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mini voices compilation part 1? [ 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6]

+ this entire interview which i didnt include

#i was trying to go for a sort of playful voice change during conversations but i kind of went off track and ruined it #alex turner #arctic monkeys #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #i didnt know whether to include any tlspy bits or not because miles brings out so many different voices out of him #like that one 2008 jo whiley one where they start it by doing this weird joke where they change their voices #voices #might do a second part with the ameican accents but i might not because thats apready been done before

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh #sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard #“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky #but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions #sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly

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autisticphineas · 8 months ago

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reasons why roger doofenshmirtz is more evil than heinz could ever be:

1. added greatly to greenhouse gas emissions by making paul deliver an empty box to him despite the danville mall being located next to his workplace at city hall.

2. embezzlement

#for punchline reasons I did not explain the second one #but canonically roger spent tax payer funds to restore a piece of artwork that he destroyed that was made by heinz #supposedly a nice gesture but knowing roger it is DEFINITELY a cover up for misappropriation of funds elsewhere #anyways this was supposed to be a joke post because i was watching delivery of destiny #and then it just became real #if roger doofenshmirtz has one hater it’s me #if he has no haters I am dead #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #roger doofenshmirtz #mars won’t shut up #pnf #dwampyverse #(-1 evil point for the box cause it was for his cat and I support cats but I do not support roger doofenshmirtz)

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chaosxcrushed · 8 months ago

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HI GUESS WHO GOT INTO AVA/AVM!! anyways some dumb doodles we did

bonus

#alan becker #animation vs animator #ava #ava the dark lord #ava the chosen one #ava the second coming #ava tco #ava tdl #ava tsc #avm tsc #cw phallic object #i guess??#how do you tag that #dumb dick joke we thought of because we accidentally drew tdl's sword wrong #-yellowlem #chaos art

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chiricat · 1 year ago

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souyuri (again)

#might delete later dunno. or maybe just the second img #souyo yuri was driving me crazy today idk whay happened #souyo #souji seta #yu narukami #yosuke hanamura #p4 #persona 4 #persona #shuake mizuan joke only makes sense if you play prsk and persona. i apologize #also i swapped them because an matches joker more than akechi #cat’s art #shuake is so. ghhh like i want to shuake but i always feel like it has to be super cool and grandiose and stuff like that #but i don't feel cool enough IDK this is a silly ramble this will definitely be gone in a few days #ik comparing isn't always a good thing but i just feel silly putting my silly potential shuakes out there next to all the cool ones

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starryeyeddreamer21 · 3 months ago

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Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Angel: *sliding money across the bar to pay for his drinks* You can call me sugar daddy longlegs

Husk: no

Niffty: Does that make Husk sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: No

Niffty: Can I be sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: NO

Angel: *wheeze*

#I'm just doing dialogue now I don't even care anymore #this is me pushing the sugar daddy Angel sugar baby Husk agenda btw #like hear me out for a second #Angel hates when people he genuinely likes spend money on him because he doesn't want it to feel like they're buying him #Husk who is usually the one paying for dates in relationships is SO confused by this treatment #it takes him a second to learn that he kinda loves it #and Angel would buy Husk so many presents that someone (probably Cherri) jokes about Angel being a sugar daddy #Angel thinks this is hilarious and Husk is just learning to roll with things now #but yeah I have reasons to think this ither than it just being funny (which is usually how I come up with things)#y'all that could've been a whole other post tf #why are these the tags #please read these tags guys #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin hotel #huskerdust #Angel treats Husk like a princess in the streets Husk treats Angel like a princess in the sheets

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moeblob · 10 months ago

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Happy Birthday to Ferdinand von Aegir!

I actually made 33 emotes, affectionately known as Aegirglyphics to some, for my own personal use on discord. However, I figure why not share some of them! They're free to use for discord servers/icons/pfps or whatever. However, my only request is Do NOT use them as subscriber emotes on Twitch. You can make them free follower emotes but you are not to make them locked behind a paywall.

#fe three houses #ferdinand von aegir #discord emotes #i thought long and hard about this bc idk the actual want for emotes i made ages ago but #i still love my son and its his bday ad so i should be nice and share #since i no longer have nitro and can no longer use them myself #the fact i can technically post 30 at once was tempting but #some of them arent living up to my standards and also just might not be easy to use in most contexts #so those im gonna skip on lol #whoever wants 21 aegirglyphics tho have at em #i think i might have posted some before? but only 10 and i dont recall which ones #if you want a secret the last three and the middle on the second row are my favorites to use #i used concernednand (the upper one) so much #the internet concerns me guys it was a valid use every time #debated sharing heartnand but honestly the world could benefit from it imo because gotta spread that love #fun lil trivia i love making emotes and so when i was in a server and people knew me as the ferdinand fan and artist #someone was like why hasnt salmon made a ferdinand emote yet #and im like bc i dont run the server and i cant just demand they add my art #and then a mod was like i didnt wanna put pressure on salmon but i thought about it so i was like bet #and then drew a server exclusive happy ferdinand emote #and that was the start of me somehow being able to have like.... ten emotes in that server #some of them were just me joking and then mods encouraging me #cause i used to use felix for every single art prompt theyd give and one week someone said the prompt was pog #and i just was so upset because dude why would i wanna draw felix for that hes not pog #so a mod was like hey if you make a pog felix emote we ill add it to the emotes here #so i once again was like bet and then posted it and then they really added it lmao #anyway sorry for so many rambles please feel free to use them on discord in whatever server #i cant really expect everyone to credit me but also im not really concerned since i fear people know my nands a mile away

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Remembrance and Forgetfulness

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I originally debated whether or not to have lwj in the first panel because the implications #that wwx spawned a bunch of kids and lwj assumes its from whatever the hell happened last night #is a bit buckwild. but the more I think about it that actually one of the funniest jokes I could accidently make. So it stays #I don't think wwx and lwj would thrive with their own children but they would be very good mentors #The cool uncles if you will. They let you have some fun. Unlike JC who is the uncle that thinks your parenting is too soft.#Speaking of chilren...my *god* the extra with wwx playing with the kids is *so good*#probably my favourite so far. I keep going back to relisten to it #The kids!!! The mini versions of conflicts between them that mirror the truth yet are distorted by rumours!!#Mwah - Chef's kiss. Go listen to S1 Extra ''Director''.#“op what about the second panel?” Fine. WWX is alternating between noodling around and remixing wangxian.#lwj is experiencing the non-flutist jealousy of having an instrument that is not easily played as you walk. The most painful jealousy.

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somegrumpynerd · 10 months ago

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How absolutely wild must it have been for Nightmare to have like, minimum-to-no contact with mortals for hundreds of years and then the first two he has any regular close interactions with are Killer and Dust.

Like he must have a book in his castle somewhere of all the observations he kept like he was studying a new species

#UTDR #UTMV #Nightmare Sans #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #I could probably ramble for a while about the effect Killer had on him alone #But imagine being hurt by the world and carrying the grudge for hundreds of years while you wreak havoc all by yourself #And then you get one (1) roommate and he's so strange and unhinged but not at all what you expected #And then you get a second and he's so different again it's like they're different creatures even though they came from the same root world #And you get a third and he's a little more grounded but still has such wild needs and stipulations #By the time he got Cross he was probably onto his 3rd book of observations #If you dig around in Nightmare's library or office long enough I just know you can find at least one book where he's noted down what all hi #boys need and like and hate and what they refuse to do and how to handle them #Like someone leaving super detailed instructions for the care of their pampered beloved pet #Anyway Killer loves to joke to the other 3 that they should be nice to him because he ''let Nightmare adopt them''#and he's not entirely wrong #Anyway I need to go to bed so I can work all day tomorrow (rip) goodnight gang!!

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book-lover85 · 5 months ago

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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #sokeefe #he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works #he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home #and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job #(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone #their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her #(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it #when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him #and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old #but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom #“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar #he is absolutely exaggerating all the details #“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed #i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually

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darkkbluee · 4 months ago

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L for Minister AU

Light Yagami is desperate to know L's name and face. To know everything about his nemesis ("So I can kill him! Ryuk, stop laughing!"). And so, he turns on the TV, sees the promo video for the upcoming elections and thinks...

L would have to show up in person, unmasked and with his real name, if he was an elected Minister.

A few hours of paperwork filed anonymously and through a shady lawyer, a few hours of hacking and anonymous donations, and The Great Detective L is the latest minister candidate, running as an independent.

L does not know how or why he is suddenly running in the elections. Was this even legal? He wasn't even a citizen! Surely no one would vote for a candidate with no public appearances, a profile page with no photo, obviously overblown promises in propaganda -

Apparently, they would.

#L for Minister AU #Originally this was an 'L for President' AU #Because some countries (like the USA) elect their presidents in a direct election. So plot wise that would work.#But not *all* countries #And to be elected prime Minister as an anonymous candidate is even more impossible #So L for Minister it is 😂#Light does a bunch of fake propaganda #However he's such a perfectionist it all looks professionally #Wammy's M&M gets invested too. If L wants to be a government official then they will make damn sure he will!#The Task Force supports him #But quietly because politics isn't a workplace conversation even when your boss is running for an elected office.#Unfortunately no one asks or informs L until it's too late #And then L is running... running... elected #L is shook because he isn't even a citizen?#Light is shook too because this was his most absurd plan? And it succeeded? When he'd thought it as a backup joke plan?#Anyways. Minister L. Crack AU. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.#Death note #l lawliet #Light Yagami #lawlight #Because L knows this was smh Kira's fault #He's not going to suffer through public office alone #Light is his selected second/assistant/whatever the term is #They're going to suffer government bureaucracy together ✨

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