#this is A JOKE

[one-upgirl]

Yet another unrealistic body standard for women smh

I find Bill Cipher's gender intriguing... Did you guys know that Bill cipher is a goth girl.

Uphhhhh, I envy his triangular form. He's so awesome.

[transdumpsterfire]

was lightly criticized in a discord server for posting cringe, literally no reason to live anymore

[filtheopathic]

i don’t believe in the whole “sex creates soul ties” bullshit however i do think there’s some dark magic in period sex

[heresylog]

you and the other sisters could all throw in for some papers and loose tobacco to make it a bit cheaper. a sister in habit making handrolls is also a very powerful image...

if i have to hand roll my cigarette i may as well roll a joint

[a-fairy-in-a-flowercrown]

Honestly the most upsetting thing about this video was that he didn't add in an oxford comma in his description.

[versusvirtuous]

[live-from-flaturn]

I need to attend a Jeff Satur concert. Not only to hear those crazy talented pipes irl, but so I can stand there in totally unimpressed asexual silence and stare up at him with my big autistic eyes every time he flexes a muscle for squeals.

I think it would fix us both a little.

[ceratedfish24]

I just want everyone to know that I personally joked to myself that Etho's time fishing on MCCI is partially an excuse to spend time with Scott, the founder of MCC. At first it was just a "haha funny" thing, but then Bdubs started complaining about how "THE EVIL FISHING SERVER IS STEALING MY ETHO" so now it's real and they're feeding me personally they somehow read my thoughts and they're torturing me and this is a personal attack anyway Scott flirts with Etho while he fishes thanks love you

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[jabberwockey]

arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic

[astrogirlythings]

[istra-ish-sucha-geek]

Some people do not have enough anxiety disorder. The inside usually protects them.

The outside does not.

This is natural selection.

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[mbr2]

Colin: why did you write about me in LW? that I don’t know myself?

Penelope: maybe because you came back acting like a fake ass bitch? I’d do it again!