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Will is such an insane character. I mean, he really was testing out his potential new mate. By sending him to kill Hannibal, he couldn't know if he'd manage (the only reason he didn't succeed was due to gloating), but he was certainly curious if this dude who shows up offering devotion was truly all that. Guess he wasn't. I wonder if Matthew did succeed, what would Will do next? I mean, he would've tied himself to the guy in a way that would be difficult to sever himself from. I think it's a very intriguing concept to explore, specially in fics (canon divergence where Matthew actually kills Hannibal or sends him into a coma.
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someone get THAT man away from my gorgeous beautiful girlfriend caitlin x
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remember the blueadansey toxic situationship at the beginning of trc and how Ronan was the only normal one and he was so pissed off bc not only was his crush interested in some girl, no, his emotional support codependency fuck buddy was now eyeing her too, no wonder my man started to dream up night terrors
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Jimmy was just mad because Curlys face card never declined and his never had a balance to begin with
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it’s pride month! who wants to kiss on the mouth about it!
#I’m joking#too immunocompromised for that but a guy can hope?#pride month#happy pride month#happy pride#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbt pride#lgbtq pride#lgbt positivity#lgbtq positivity#wlw#nblw#lesbian#mlm#nblm#gay#bi#pansexual#bisexual#polysexual#sapphic#omnisexual#ace#asexual#aro#aromantic#trans#transgender#nonbinary
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Ok but hear me out… what if the opening scene of Stranger things season 5 is Will and Mike making out????
#byler#i’m joking#but like am I?#hey you never know#stranger things have happened#byler thoughts#byler endgame#byler canon#anti mileven#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things#mike wheeler is gay#miwi#will x mike#anti milkvan#mike x will
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I was born to be a Black Friday character. The amount of envy I have towards anyone who owns a wiggly is immeasurable, and the things I would do for one are unspeakable.
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I know we were banking on this .. and it didn’t happen.


but… in the eleventh hour, if you will, might I offer one last bit of cope hope?



EDITED TO ADD BECAUSE I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE 😭😭😭

“You’re late satoru… as usual”
#I’m joking#probably#this one truly is cope#but but but#ok so maybe I believe this more than I should#JJK#JJK 271#jjk leaks#jjk gojo#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu gojo#jujutsu satoru#jjk satosugu#satosugu#geto suguru#jjk geto
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BATMAN?? and SUPER?/ man? together? impossible. shrimply impossible. i've never seen ANY one ship them together EVER i definitely haven't seen them give each other a little smooch. next thing you're going to say is that bruce wayne is batman >:)
Yeah I mean clearly it’s just a super problematic ship. The age difference between them is really bad. Like Bruce is 40 and Clark is 38? Anyone who thinks they belong together romantically or writes for that ship is disgusting.
#jk jk#/s#I’m joking#I work at the bank#(I write superbat lmaoooo)#I’m just joshing the antis#bruce wayne#batman#dc#asks#anon#superbat#clark kent#Superman
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Raven is better than me cause if literally the most beautiful girl of them all asked me to sign away my free will to make her happy it would be done posthaste.
#apple needs disagreement to develop but sorry it would not be me#good for you Raven#I’m joking#eah#ever after high#apple white#raven queen#rapple#in a sense#justmythoughts
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Mako really only has 2 flirting tactics.
In Book 1, he insulted Korra until she fell in love with him.
Also in Book 1, he just was sugar baby until Asami fell in love with him.
In Book 4, he combined these two tactics until Wu …
#i’m joking#but not really#who am i kidding#im being so serious#mako#asami sato#korra#king wu#wuko#avatar legend of korra#mako x wu#makorra#avatar the last airbender#avatar last airbender
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I hope David Jenkins and writers go to sleep at night knowing there’s someone out there in the world (me) that has all the correct ofmd opinions and understood exactly what they were doing from start to finish
#let me live in my delusions#i’m joking#or am i just insane#ofmd brainrot#ofmd#our flag means death#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#ofmd meta#stede bonnet#edward teach#ofmd my beloved
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I forget Marella has a dad. He’s alive and everything. I always thought she was like fatherless.
#she gave off fatherless behavior sometimes#that’s a joke#I’m joking#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fandom#kotlc thoughts#kotlc sophie#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#kotlc fitz#fitz vacker#kotlc biana#Marella kotlc#Marella redek
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bring back the transatlantic accent
#nothing more to say#don’t take this seriously#I’m joking#I was watching an old movie and always found the accents cool as fuck
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LITTLE BASTARD
#I’m joking#I’m absolutely hearing#happy birthday#trafalgar law#donquixote doflamingo#one piece#doffy#doflamingo
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What if I said I might be writing a mini story ft Nancy Landgraab’s origin story
#I’m joking#unless 👁️👄👁️#when the side mini story gets a spin off#I’m literally insane but I’m free 🦢
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