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Did You Know: Mehrunes Dagon's mother gave him the pet name "Ja'Khajiit"? This translates to "Kitten".

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Kwama Foragers in Morrowind: Little creatures, maybe a bit creepy if you don't like crawling bugs, but otherwise most likely fine if not a bit cute.

Kwama Foragers in Legends: Oh, I did not need to know those were teeth...

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"DID YOU ALREADY GET MY CUDDLE???👁‍🗨"

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in apocrypha. straight up "obtaning it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. forbigden noledge

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How does a potion of marking work? Potions usually cause an instant, but temporary change when used. However, a a potion of marking will set a mark indefinitely just like the spell and scroll variant. How does the already consumed potion remember where you wanted to go?

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One thing that endlessly amuses me when talking about TESO is the timeline. Everyone agrees: it starts at 2e582. From there, things get a bit wild.

For a lot of RPers, it's 2e592 - time tracking in realtime from launch date.

For others, it's 2e626, following the in-game timescale.

Officially: it's still 2e582. This is the one that amuses me the most, because, canonically, *everything* happens all at once. Dragons, vampires, the events of Summerset, etc etc etc. The world is going straight to hell in a hand basket.

I just imagine, by the time of the third empire, there's a small group of vampires still living from the interregnum era, just utterly shell shocked hundreds of years later. Their thralls and spawn know better than to ask what happened in 2e582, because when they do, the vampire in question gets a long, far-off look in his eyes, and a horrified silence settles over the room, before, with a long sigh, the immortal creature replies with only a softly muttered

"Fuck, what *didn't*?"

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Hey, here's a guar dancing a little jig for whoever needs it.

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Robin: Inside you, there are two kidneys.

Robin: I’m gonna steal them.

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If you're cold, he's cold.

Let him in.

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HELP 😭

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yes that's the correct word for this type of statue, and I understand its usage here. the contents of the quest have to do with this statue and it would be immature to assume otherw

ok well

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Quest Updated My Spoon Is Too Big I have found Robert. Screaming and running in circles with a spoon lodged in his nose. (A) Continue

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Did You Know: Master Neloth once owned Mehrunes' Razor? The Razor was stolen from him by a troupe of acrobats that he had personally wronged. The acrobats used the Razor as part of a juggling act where they would cut reeds into papyrus with the Razor.

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