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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

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I love blocking people and no longer feel bad about it

It’s not even just a case of blocking people I disagree with, if someone says something negative about a character I like? They’re blocked. I don’t need the negativity anymore. I get enough of it irl

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House of Leaves art no one asked for 🌻💖

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First time seeing Johnny's long ass footnotes be like-

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fuck every House of Leaves theory except this one

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my favorite part of house of leaves is when

and at the house, in the mouth of the house, navidson knew he was never going back to his family(1) for the hallway stretched on and on and

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(1) This reminds me, Johnny Truant, of the time my buddy rick took a dump on the lawn at his mom’s house when he was all fucked up on cocaine. she got so mad that she kicked him out.

anyway in my dreams the screams are never ending and i’m back there in tucson* for you see the maw of the wardrobe is endless, it chews on me every single day, the eye of the dog is the claw of the martyr, forgive me jessica**

(* check the Glossary for Johnny’s Traumas Exhibit C for context. — Ed)

(** yeahhhh we don’t know what the fuck this means either, sorry 🤷🏻 — Ed)

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last one for tonight heres johnathon

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Physically unable to stop thinking about Tgirl Johnny Truant

Bonus timeline pics because they're really funny to look at back to back (Her glasses broke but she eventually gets contacts its fine)

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We're adapting Frankenstein next year, and we want to cast entirely Trans VAs! All roles are paid $35/hour of recording time. No previous VA experience required! We're using this call to form a roster to cast specific characters from.

We’re looking for good audio quality without reverb or background noise. We’re also looking for grounded, authentic acting - avoid leaning too theatrical or cartoony. We don’t care about how “masculine” or “feminine” your voice sounds; the submission form will ask what genders you’re comfortable playing and we’ll cast to that. The 22 characters in Re: Frankenstein span a variety of ages, genders, and accents.

Again, we’re only looking for Trans and Nonbinary voice actors at this time. No previous voice acting experience is required. Demo reel submissions are acceptable in addition to the audition monologue, but not in lieu of.

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Shoulder angel and devils for the Detective being Wenda and Waldo respectively.

“Worst thing is now, that little voice in my head, that tells me all these horrible things are ok, has started to sound like you…”

“I wouldn’t tell you smoking and drinking are ok.”

“That’s… not it…” *rubs raw knuckles, blood on them not their’s*

“…..😈”

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YESSSS this is EXACTLY what I pictured..

I imagine the five animatronics are already a sort of hive mind, so merging like that is second nature to them.. they don’t exactly have agility on their side, but they’re capable of chasing down the detective at an alarming speed.

Probably stupid and cringe but animatronic au with robot/animatronic Waldo and repairman detective?

(In this case animatronic Waldo is some sort of Freddy fazbear-chuck e cheese mascot animatronic, not just a random robot. Plus it accounts for there being 5 of them, since you’d have to have backups.) the malfunctioning causes him to have a strange… attachment.. to the repair worker fixing him…

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PACK UP YOUR STUFF ITS TIME TO GO

uhm. fellas

you know how we joke about lumpy finding ltww tumblr…?

this is erm.

this is the main mod of the official lumpy touch discord server.

HE ACTUALLY FOUND US

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with greece legalizing gay marriage and everything i'm so tired of people diminishing queerness in greece to "oh your ancient greek ancestors would be proud ! alexander the great would be proud ! achilles would be proud sappho would be proud plato would be proud" etcetc.

queer rights progressing in greece wouldn't make our "ancient greek ancestors" proud because they had an entirely different concept of marriage than us, viewed women as objects to be sold and traded and only accepted homosexuality between men, or even more likely, a man and a literal underage boy.

gay rights in greece aren't benefiting some people who died a few thousand years ago or are Literally Fictional. greek queerness isn't just some ancient dionysian fantasy of feeding each other grapes and reciting poetry to each other by the sea. actual greek people who do benefit from this still exist. it doesn't honor some ancient guy who condoned slavery. it honors greek queer people who were out there protesting at the controversy this law raised with the church and actually made the effort to win this fight.

ancient greece isn't the epitome of queerness, not even close. absolutely in no way when it concerned exclusively just gay men. the epitome of queerness is the trans kid from my hometown who insisted on cutting their hair and dressing masculine even within their transphobic high school environment and strict orthodox family, or the woman who taught me programming who was married with children and realized she was aromantic fifteen years into marriage, or the gay punks who kept cops out of the university's anarchist hotspot.

greek queer people aren't history or mythology, and ancient greece isn't the queer utopia you make it out to be. we're still here, and we're fighting against the exact ideas our ancient culture perpetuated.

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nowhere else