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I don’t want to go on I want it to end. I hope I die before turning 24

My life has been wasted I didn’t even DO anything as a teenager

What a waste what a fucking joke

I hope it ends

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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Genuine question why do ppl on discord have like… dates in their bios… what does that even mean…

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saw a post recently that went smth like this. if u see it pls tag the person i wanna credit them

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The Detective be like 😭

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By “do that” he means let them go.

WAL-DO-9000: I’m sorry, Detective, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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Please someone help me I don’t want to life this way anymore

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OFFICER FISHER?!!!

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pmdd

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I’m gonna DETECT somethin bout HIM

OFFICER FISHER?!!!

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Hottie actin naughty

OFFICER FISHER?!!!

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sketch

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Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

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Alright I LOVE this

More below cut (not outright nsfw just suggestive)

I’m assuming the other Waldo’s have taken out the detectives backup, and after this exchange they regroup together. Four (maybe five) of them against one.

The detective is obviously unnerved but- they know Waldo well enough at this point, he’s not going to do anything…

Until the Waldo’s corner them, that is…

Waldotective ideas delivery

- Waldo uses the science division guy as bait to lure the detective somewhere and it ends with him suspecting that those 2 have something between them. The detective is trying their best to prove that it's nothing more than just competitiveness.

- mermaid au. The detective had a bit too much to drink one night and couldn't quite tell if Waldo climbing on board was real. Maybe he does and he tries to fight him but misses and ends up flat on his face.

- And something suggestive I cooked up if you're interested

OOOO very 👀 to all of these, I’ve been thinking that the science division guy is definitely going to notice Waldo’s fixation at some point… makes you wonder what exactly he’d think. Maybe he wants to hone in on that- or maybe not.

Love the mermaid au as well. Since the detective canonically drinks, it’s funny to imagine him having a low tolerance.

And REALLY interested on the last idea, if you still want to share.

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Waldo is still just as obsessive, while looking like the irl depiction of a creepypasta

Got reminded of Slenderman, thinking of now an analog/marble hornets style found footage with the Detective as camera man and Waldo as his tall, creepy self.

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Beaver