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Mako, sighing: Korra you gotta stop jay walking

Korra, continuing to jay walk: miss me with that gay shit

Mako: WHAT GAY SHIT THE LAW???????

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Korra: *bolts awake in her bed in cold sweat*

Asami, groaning and opening her eyes: Korra? Are you alright sweetheart?

Korra, putting her hand over her heart: I think, I think I’m okay. I just had an awful nightmare

Asami, now sitting up and putting an arm around her: I’m sorry, my love. Do you want to talk about it?

Korra, shivering in horror: I ended up getting married to Mako. It was so scary I started crying in my own nightmare

Asami, stroking Korra’s hair: don’t worry, it’s alright. You’re with me, marriage to Mako and his fuck ass eyebrows can’t get you here

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For @korrasamiweek2024 Day 3: The Beach oops actually it's Day 7: FREE DAY

“I think I still owe you a ride.” Korra swipes a hand through her hair, and the shining dark strands feather back down to frame the dusky rose blush blooming across her cheeks. “Well I'd hate to make a liar out of you,” she says. “You're not too busy?” Asami thinks about the mountain of expense reports wating for her back in her sweltering office, about another night spent doing math—and not the fun kind—until her eyes glaze over and she falls asleep at her desk without eating, and she briefly entertains the idea of walking into the sea right here and now. Instead she swings a leg over the side of the jet ski and checks the kill switch, feels the corner of her mouth twitch up into a smile and beckons Korra over with a quick jerk of her head. “Hop on.”

A 1980s Lifeguard Korra/Jet Ski Saleswoman Asami AU beamed straight from my twisted mind to yours, in which a melon meets a terrible fate, an unexpected connection turns into something more, and Asami remembers how to have fun.

Rated E for Everything Under The Sun (extreme horniness, jealousy, angst, romance, explicit sillygoofy smut🔞, and a happy ending)

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I find it really funny that Mako is seen as the 'bad boy' out of the bending brothers for being a little bit rude and socially awkward when Bolin has a hairstyle inspired by greasers, wears leather jackets and apparently had a habit of bringing women into the changing rooms.

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For two years, Asami diligently and carefully composes letters to Korra, even as she grapples with feelings of loneliness and abandonment. She treads a fine line with what to say and what not to say, and worries that each letter might be going unread—then Korra writes back. (Korrasami Week 2024 Day 4: Hurt/Comfort)

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10 years of korrasami

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A full blown LOK band au would be so cool.

If anyone has a fic like this, let me know!

@korrasamiweek2024 - Day 6: Band AU

This almost became a marching band AU... kinda glad it didn’t work out 🤣

I made a playlist for this one!

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Korra, pre confession to Asami: I am way too bisexual for this shit

Mako, who is the other bisexual disaster: I empathize greatly

Korra, shoving her face in a pillow: she’s just so smart and pretty and considerate and UGHHHHH

Mako, nodding along: just let it all out Korra, let it all out

Korra, sighing and lifting her face up from the pillow: how are things going with Wu? What’s your whole plan with that?

Mako: Wu’s as ridiculous as always so naturally I am falling in love with him even more. As for my plan, I will repress my feelings until I die. What’s your plan with Asami?

Korra, shrugging: I figured I would just do what you’re doing. Feelings are for losers that don’t have better things to do anyways

Mako: agreed

*somewhere far far away*

Wu: I need that insane firebending man more than I need air

Asami: if I don’t get to kiss Korra I may actually start crashing out

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Wuko house/apartment

cozy but functional - well furnished because of Wu, but Mako makes sure it’s not too overdone

lots of comfy blankets and pillows

super comfy bed

small couch (also with plenty of blankets, but not so many pillows, because Mako is that person who will throw them off the couch if there’s too many)

extra room currently full of gym equipment

lots of random dishes in the kitchen

gets cold super easily so again BLANKETS

the blankets are also for snuggles, because snuggles

bathroom is actually divided pretty equally - mako uses a surprising amount of hair gel and stuff (surprising to Wu, anyway. No one else is surprised mako won’t leave the house unless his hair is *perfect*

wu loves bedhead mako

and not-bedhead mako

wu just loves mako, okay?

lots of movie nights

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I have this headcanon that after Kuvira’s attempted takeover of Republic City, when everything was just absolute chaos, there was a period of like a couple weeks where Mako had to stay at home and recover. The rest of the Krew was too busy to visit, which was fine by him, really he understood. He just wanted the best for the city and the Earth Kingdom. The one person who consistently visited him, however, was Prince Wu.

At first Mako hated it because Wu would just show up and talk to him, or cook for him, or help him clean up his house (horribly so, because let’s be honest Wu does not know how to cook or clean for even himself let alone other people but it’s the thought that counts.)

And even when Mako was an asshole and snapped at him, Wu never took it personally. He was just there. And all that time alone with Wu gave Mako sometime to process through some very deeply complicated feelings.

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gay hindsight…it’ll get ya

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Here's a Wuko fic idea that I'm probably never gonna write...

Modern AU were Mako and Wu are neighbors in an apartment complex and don't acknowledge eachother. They each independently befriend the same stray cat. The building's insufferable landlord (the earth queen) doesn't allow pets but when winter starts approaching Wu takes the cat off the streets and into his place. Mako finds out his neighbor has the cat he was planning to take and confronts him. They come to an agreement to share custody of the cat. One day the landlord goes door-to-door for the rent and has an allergic reaction. She knows someone is breaking the rules and becomes incredibly suspicious of all the tenants. Thus, Wuko constantly find themselves in wacky scenarios with multiple close calls of nearly getting caught and eventually fall in love. The end.

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I will never write this fic, but I so clearly see a one shot about Mako’s conflicting annoyance and attraction for the spoiled earth prince that he has just begun body-guarding, with the energy of “Fem in a Black Leather Jacket” by Pansy Division

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can bryke just gives us canon Wuko in the comics please? fan service is great sometimes, actually. it'd be better than the women they try to set up mako with

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I know you have so many projects already, but I would love to read this fic. Maybe you can fit this scene into Security somewhere?

How is Mako when he drinks? Sleepy? Flirty? Angry? Sad? I always pictured Wu as a man who knows how to drink

Okay I have a firmly established hc that I desperately want to write as an actual fic and I've talked about it before but I love talking about it more.

Wu knows how to drink. Mako does NOT.

Mako has explicitly avoided any kind of substance that could impair him throughout his life because he has always had to be hyper vigilant and on alert to protect himself and his brother. He's never felt safe enough to drink. On the rare occasion he is expected to drink, he fakes it. So basically he has no tolerance and no practical knowledge or experience in drinking without accidentally overindulging.

Wu on the other hand has drank socially since he was old enough to do so. Probably had wine with dinner as a teenager on a number of occasions. Sipping on drinks at parties and art galleries and wine tastings. He is well aware or his limits and knows how to drink safely.

SO. After they have been together and out to at least their friends for some time, maybe they have a get together where drinks are served. A Wuko Korrasami Bopal dinner party at one of their places. And there's alcohol. And maybe one or two people are not drinking, like Asami because she's driving home or whatever. And Mako is like... Okay. Maybe I can have a couple of drinks.

Everyone is a little too excited about this. They all want to see Mako loosen up. So he's drinking some plum wine, and Asami tops off his glass when he's getting low. Korra is making a deceptively tasty mixed drink and offers him some. Bolin brought beer and goads Mako into drinking some. None of them consult with each other, so when it all hits him, it hits him fast! They're all like oops we may have over served him on accident.

Anyway all that is to say he's super loving and VERY flirty when he's drunk. The PDA goes off the charts with Wu. Also he's just like way more open about his feelings maybe he cries about how happy he is for Korra and Asami and thanks Opal for being so good for Bolin and throws out so many 'I love you Bo's.

It's all very funny and sweet until Mako leans in to whisper to Wu all the things he wants Wu to do to him when they're alone. But he's drunk so he has no control over the volume of his voice and EVERYONE hears. This is the first anyone learns Mako bottoms 🤣

Korra is like uh what

Asami is like you know what that tracks

Bo is like I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

Maybe Wu has been drinking a little but not much and he is just like "oh Mako my big tough guy we are not doing any of that tonight you need to sleep this off."

Mako remembers nothing the next morning 🤣🤣🤣

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guys if my man mako hated wu he wouldn’t of felt so guilty and unstable after wu got kidnapped, it wasn’t just a job to him anymore. If it was, he wouldn’t of took the time to try and TEACH HIM SELF DEFENSE.

they’re in love, your honor.

COME ON COMICS DONT LET US DOWN.

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At least it’s going to be a well written beast

Holy fuck this Korrasami one shot is going to be a BEAST