#if roger doofenshmirtz has one hater it’s me
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reasons why roger doofenshmirtz is more evil than heinz could ever be:
1. added greatly to greenhouse gas emissions by making paul deliver an empty box to him despite the danville mall being located next to his workplace at city hall.
2. embezzlement
#for punchline reasons I did not explain the second one#but canonically roger spent tax payer funds to restore a piece of artwork that he destroyed that was made by heinz#supposedly a nice gesture but knowing roger it is DEFINITELY a cover up for misappropriation of funds elsewhere#anyways this was supposed to be a joke post because i was watching delivery of destiny#and then it just became real#if roger doofenshmirtz has one hater it’s me#if he has no haters I am dead#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#roger doofenshmirtz#mars won’t shut up#pnf#dwampyverse#(-1 evil point for the box cause it was for his cat and I support cats but I do not support roger doofenshmirtz)
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