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autisticphineas · 6 months ago

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reasons why roger doofenshmirtz is more evil than heinz could ever be:

1. added greatly to greenhouse gas emissions by making paul deliver an empty box to him despite the danville mall being located next to his workplace at city hall.

2. embezzlement

#for punchline reasons I did not explain the second one #but canonically roger spent tax payer funds to restore a piece of artwork that he destroyed that was made by heinz #supposedly a nice gesture but knowing roger it is DEFINITELY a cover up for misappropriation of funds elsewhere #anyways this was supposed to be a joke post because i was watching delivery of destiny #and then it just became real #if roger doofenshmirtz has one hater it’s me #if he has no haters I am dead #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #roger doofenshmirtz #mars won’t shut up #pnf #dwampyverse #(-1 evil point for the box cause it was for his cat and I support cats but I do not support roger doofenshmirtz)

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