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seren-dipitous-art · 3 months ago

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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

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bajaja-blast · 3 months ago

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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions #but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death #the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy #I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy series #camp half blood #pjo hoo toa #some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys #like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary #but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise

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sevrinve · 7 months ago

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Prince Zuko 🔥

#atla #prince zuko #zuko #atla zuko #avatar the last airbender #fanart #atla fanart #draws #attempted to watch the new show and it made me so mad I had to turn it off so I’m rewatching the original again #he’s so baby #Zutara incoming because I can’t help myself #my art

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sesamestreep · 3 months ago

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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

#I get it though #sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd #so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work #and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help #with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again #and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT #PROBABLY #you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all #but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story #a scandal in bohemia #sherlock holmes #acd canon #acd holmes #acd watson #john watson #it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting

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bambeebirdie · 3 months ago

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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance

#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum #and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir #you’re crazy #this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it #also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself #i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick #because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed #(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe #this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats #but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman #like this it’s own genera to me #anyways #my post #dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batman and superman #fan fiction idea #justice league

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morganbritton132 · 4 months ago

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Eddie, still on this live-stream: Stevie, your phone is blowing up!

Steve: Yeah, that’s Dustin. He got my message. He’s freaking out.

Eddie: …You gonna answer it?

Steve: Yeah.

Steve: Tomorrow.

Eddie:

Eddie, genuinely concerned: What did he say to you?? Please tell me so I can make sure I never say it.

#Steve told Dustin he messed up with Will because Will notoriously doesn’t answer his phone #Dustin was complaining about an experiment that keeps going wrong and Steve told him to explain it to him #maybe he can help #but Dustin was like ‘if I can’t figure it out than why would you be able to’#which isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to Steve but he caught Steve on a bad day #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 2 months ago

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Just caught up with Dracula Daily and it just tears me apart how desperately everyone loves Lucy, and how desperately everyone wants to save her, and how fully she loves everyone in thanks. From Mina running through half the town to rescue her from her sleep-walking, to Arthur giving all the blood he can and then some for her sake, to Dr Seward and Van Helsing giving blood themselves and keeping watch through the night, to her maids begging to keep watch over her, to her mother’s solicitude for her health, to the tenderness of her words in her diary. It’s all a labour of love and desperation, and it is devastating that the Count manages to snatch her away despite it all.

#this second read-through of dracula is hitting so much more for me for some reason #possibly because I know what’s going to happen #everyone loves her so much… van helsing sees her once and can’t help but want to help her however he can #and she’s so thankful for it… her diary entry ending with ‘good-night everybody’ actually tore my heart in two I’m not even kidding #the pain of mrs westenra opening the window to give her some fresh air… ohhhh my god oh my god #oh lucy…#dracula daily

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blue-jos10 · 4 months ago

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‘wow dr minyard how are you so calm and patient even with the insane ones?’

‘i’ve had practice.’

#impressive amount of skill juggling premed with andrew and a murder case and neil fucking josten and kevin mf day and the mafia and #this man has the patience of a fucking saint #patients will tell him the most unhinged disturbing questionable things and he’d go damn u should my brother’s man #stitched up a shot man in the middle of the hospital waiting are because it was urgent and he’d done it twice before w neil #handled alcoholism with such professionalism you’d think he worked in a rehab center (he helped kevin w his addiction)#i’d love to see the cases he can handle with unnatural ease just because of the insane fucking college experience he acquired #i’d write something surrounding this but i can’t write and i don’t have enough med knowledge #i love aaron minyard btw in case you couldn’t tell #aaron minyard #the foxhole court #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #kevin day #tfc #andrew minyard #twinyards #blue's bs

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fridayiminlovemp3 · 3 months ago

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the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying

#the fact that they’re trying to frame this as being respectful is MENTAL #he did not unalive himself he killed himself because he was suffering from mental health issues and it’s awful and to try and make that #statement more easily digestible or cutisy is so disrespectful and does nothing to help people suffering #we need to actually talk about mental health issues not just use stupid tiktok buzzwords #suicide should make you feel uncomfortable its an uncomfortable topic but we need to live with that uncomfortability #we can’t just cover everything up and make ourselves feel comfortable all the time #we’re not going to accomplish anything that way and we’re just going to make people who are suffering feel more isolated #mari.txt #kurt cobain #nirvana #suicide mention/#yeah i’m using a trigger warning because that’s actually helpful #replacing words isn’t

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nynevefromthelake · 1 year ago

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Pomegranates! how the Greek mythology au turned aut

#art #sandman fanart #sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #morpheus #dreamling #greek mythology #another failed attempt to make darker and more eldritch dream #But I can’t help giving him the softest expression when he looks at hob #Because they are so in love your honour

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keferon · 3 months ago

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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

#chapter 37 #of 120 or something #I must be like 90k words in haha #large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha #I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life #it’s just my preference #seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong #the concept itself drives me off #like. Strongly #But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy #it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess #it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed #So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol #just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable #also #the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out #it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic #it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s #the beginning got me struggling and skipping #but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule #oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously #your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone #huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate #he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery

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doctorsiren · 1 year ago

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I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence �� (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #diego armando #prosecutor godot #miles edgeworth #comic #ace attorney fanart #good guy godot au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #loving the inconsistent styles for Miles in the panels HAHA #that post also made me think of an AU where after the Fawles case. miles goes to Diego asking for help because he can’t stop thinking about #what happened on the stand and he can’t go to his mentor bc he’s showing weakness and that’s not allowed #and essentially long story short. miles decided to drop prosecuting after one case and be a defense attorney and he asks Diego to protect #him from von karma and also to be his mentor #so it’s like Mia and Phoenix but it’s Diego and Miles and then after Diego gets poisoned. Mia has to mentor Miles and she’s a little #hesitant at first because of how cocky he was in that trial but she sees that he’s genuinely trying to be better #also Diego would ask miles: you’re trying to be what von Karma wants you to be…well..what do YOU want to be?#and miles would answer: I want to be my dad #JUST LIKE IN MY 1985 ANIMATIC #ANYWAYS I’M BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN EXCUSE ME LMAO #ALSO MY FRIEND SAID THAT IN THIS AU (the one in the post) DIEGO AND PHOENIX ARE ENEMIES TO BROTHERS #and that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day it’s such a funny statement AND IT’S TRUE!!!!

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otaku553 · 1 year ago

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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

#one piece #spy x family crossover #revolutionary sabo #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk #but that might be a bit on the nose #sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight #ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless #plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess #because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass #the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable #mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier #when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts #paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe #not the best idea.

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grayintogreen · 6 months ago

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This scene with Dariax and Dorian is giving such “throw the dog a ball and then run away and leave it behind while it goes to get it” energy and it’s honestly the most gut-wrenching thing that has EVER happened on this show and yes that includes Molly’s death.

#it’s because Dariax is SUCH a puppy #and I can’t help but feel like doing it that way because he won’t leave otherwise #it’s impossible to not think that #I like had to go hug my dog and promise I would never do that to him #Jesus Christ #critical role #cr spoilers

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liesmultixxx · 9 months ago

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percabeth underwater kiss lives rent free in my mind

bonus: everyone losing their shit because percy and annabeth are FINALLY together like c’mon guys ABOUT DAMN TIME

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anxiousbabybird · 10 months ago

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I wanna know which of y’all’s men is “just the tip, baby”-ing his way to your cervix and breeding you

#this is brought to you by Sanji #who swears he’s just going to put the tip in since he hasn’t stretched you out enough for his slightly thick but long pretty dick #but five seconds after feeling the way you’re squeezing around his tip he is pushing the rest of the way in until his hips are flush to you #he tells you he can’t help it because you feel so damn good #I feel like this thought also applies to Eustass Kid but he never planned to just put the tip in #only told you that so you’d relax and let him inside you #in other fandoms I feel like this applies to Taiju and Draken and maybe Mitsuya #maybe shuji too but where he never intended for it to be only the tip but wanted to get your under him

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