#you’re crazy

[platossoulmates]

one thing i see often about movie cherik specifically is people assuming erik is staunchly anti-telepathy but this is simply not true. there are multiple times when erik tells charles to stay out of his head, yes, but these are all moments when he is exceptionally angry. we know erik likes that charles thinks there’s good in him, and we also know he disagrees. he tells charles to stay out when he believes his anger will make charles see his true nature.

but there are also moments where he welcomes charles inside his mind. when they train in first class, charles asks “may i” and wiggles his fingers, and erik agrees without hesitation despite having no idea what charles plans to do. he trusts him. multiple times throughout the prequel movies, when he is without his helmet, he brings up the fact that charles could make him do whatever he wishes. he is joking, but the fact that he can joke about it at all shows just how deeply he trusts him. he never shows disgust or mistrust towards charles ability- in fact his whole fight is that no one should have to hide their mutation

even when he puts the helmet on the first time, he says “sorry charles, it’s not that i don’t trust you” he simply knows that he is disappointing him- knows that without the helmet, charles would be able to stop him, but also knows he wouldn’t, and is therefore saving them both from the what ifs when he chooses to wear it

tldr; erik never actually had a problem with charles inside his head! and it drives me crazy when that’s the whole basis of fics even though erik trusts charles more than he has ever trusted anyone else from the very moment they meet

[esstrellaa123]

Js realized I can write whatever the fuck I want. I’m on my phone so don’t mind typos :> anyway. You’re deranged and you’re dating Simon. He’s retired.

“You have a knife.” Simon states, looking at you with a tilted head.

“I do.” You confirm, coming closer.

“Why?” He asks, easily taking it from you. You never really fought him.

“Dunno.” You answer, letting him pick you up. “Kiss?” You ask.

“Yeah.” He says breathily, placing soft kisses on your lips. However many you wanted.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“No. No. Stop.” He chastises, noticing that look in your eyes.

“Please go away. My girlfriend is crazy.” He practically pleads with the girl trying to chat him up.

“No, no. She can talk to you allllll she wants. If you want her, just say that.” You grumble, gripping the pick that previously held your olive too tight.

“Don’t be like that. Cmon. You’ve had too much to drink.”

“I’ve barely had anything. Put me down!” You grumble, kicking your feet as you’re thrown over his shoulder.

It doesn’t stop him. It never does. But it also doesn’t stop the scary precision you have with throwing things as the olive pick finds itself wizzing just past that women’s eye as you smile.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“Do you love me?” You ask Simon over call.

“Live for you dove.” He answers, pulling up to McDonald’s.

“I’m not in the mood for McDonald’s.” You answer.

He doesn’t question how you know he’s at McDonald’s, just pulls out of the drive-thru. “What do you want then?” He asks.

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“…. Uhm. Is she okay?” Gaz asks his first time meeting you.

“Perfectly content.” He says, not acknowledging you gnawing on his arm.

“…. Okay.” Gaz breathes out quietly. Let the weirdos be with the weirdos. He thinks to himself.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“She doesn’t have to know.” Another girl states, trying to chat him up.

“Not a matter of that. She will know, she will kill you and make me watch, she will then kiss me goodnight. Please leave.”

The girl is gone before you come back from the bathroom.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“I don’t like my face being licked.” He states blankly.

“Just love you.” You mutter with a pout.

“You have access. To my entire body. I just don’t want my face licked.” He says to you, now straddling his lap.

You rest your head in his neck, nodding solemnly. He thinks he might get some reprieve from your animalistic behavior, but he’s wrong. Because of course he is as you mark his neck.

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You breathe heavily, two broken plates on the floor as you stare daggers at Simon.

“You’re off your medicine.” He states calmly, hands up as he walks towards you, a bag in hand. Not too quick, but not hesitant either.

“I’m not off shit. All I asked for-”

“Is your candies. I know. I have them.” He says, shaking the bag as proof.

“….” It’s only fair you cry as you clean up the glass, apologizing to him for being so… well- fucking crazy when he’s only ever nice.

“I know. I know.” He comforts. “Cmere.” He beckons with a candy.

You cling to him the rest of the night. Biting him to calm yourself.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“Are you sure she’s okay?” Gaz asks, his second time meeting you.

“Perfectly content.” Simon states once again, watching his strong girl beat the shit out of a punching bag because you ‘wanted to try it :>’

“…….. okay.” Gaz breathes out again, making a mental note to not get on your bad side.

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“I like your girlfriend.” Soap says with a smile, having bonded with you over explosives.

“Me too.” Ghost says, watching you tinker with one of Soap’s projects.

“She’s.. uhm. Really educated. How.. how uh, did that come to be?” Soap finally asks as you make his project work, clapping to yourself.

“Calls it: ✨hyper fixation✨.” Simon answers honestly.

“And… she’s okay mentally?” Soap asks, suddenly feeling wary for his friend.

“No.” He answers, completely smitten.

~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—_~ ~_—

“So… we’re all scared for him right?” Gaz says, having called a meeting with the rest of the 141.

“She’s pretty decent.” Price answers, not knowing what the problem is.

“She’s- where the hell do I even start?” Soap chimes in.

“Crazy. Probably practices witchcraft, has Simon- mind you- Simon, wrapped around her finger, is smart as shit, and is fluent in 4 languages.”

“So?” Price questions.

“Simon is in love with her.” Soap restates.

“So the man’s found love.”

“Simon, Cap. Simon, found the love of his life.”

……..

“Okay, maybe we should be a little cautious of the woman.”

“Fucking finally.” Soap and Gaz exhale in unison.

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“Simon!” You holler like you’re being butchered.

“What? What?!” He asks, at your side in a few seconds.

You only point.

……….

“Let’s not scream bloody murder when you find a bug in the house.” He says, having set it outside because your bleeding heart wouldn’t allow him to kill it.

“I was scared.” You say.

“I know.” He mutters, kissing you.

Okay bye :>

[lyraa-kill]

what if soap was a trans man and ghost was a vampire and when soap is on his period ghost won’t stop begging and begging to be able to eat him out since he can smell his sweet blood all day and it’s driving him crazy and he hates that it’s just getting put to waste on a pad or a tampon but soap is so disgusted by his period he refuses to let ghost touch him so he’s just left needy and hungry and really pent up. what then.

[cureofthenonesense]

Does anyone else have the indescribable desire to pinch mk11 Liu Kang’s cheeks?

Just me? Aight

[teddypickerry]

Top three character bfs pls

i love big sad brown eyes and anger issues.

[rocketqueen1989x]

💋You’re fkn’ crazy💋

[imobsessed123]

Gingers>>>

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Guns N’ Roses - You’re Crazy

[phone4pills]

HIIIIIII 💓💓💓💓

I can’t even do this anymoreee, you’re like batman in that Lego game where he has like 25 different forms.

[47lake]

who's harper she seems so hot cool sexy, i'd hit

@vharperr take this damn anon off

[ottersonice]

MACKBLACK 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU YET BECAUSE YOURE SOOOOO AMAZING

[coffin-spider]

Once again too my lovely mutuals, regardless off itf we talk, I tuck you in for sweet slumber. You’re special to me~ keep posting your wacky shit

[dinguscalypse]

always reading my user as “ding-usa-polcalypse”

[serostuffsmh]

I just wanna ride Chisaki mask I wanna feel that beak deep inside me also I feel like he would have a make shift flesh light out of sponges he uses in the shower

These are vastly different thoughts. And you decided to share both of them with us. So I raise you.

Water wiggler.

[aniverse-x]

@magnificentdreamlandblizzard You’re crazy bro I swear😭

[razzoftherad]