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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 1 year ago

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Shiny Thire: Commander, can the Chancellor sign this bill.

Fox, shaking his head: Listen shiny, you'll have to learn to forge that musty meat bag's signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and those bureaucrats we'll never know. Too busy kissing ass to give a flying kriff.

Shiny Thire pulls out a pen: Like so?

Fox: You'll make a fine guard on this polished turd

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beneath-the-mask · 4 months ago

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Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.

Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…

#am I saying this stems from a place of homophobia towards androgynous and/or feminine men under the presumption that they’re gay?#maybe #just think it’s interesting how everyone else can commit war crimes but when the pretty blond boy does it’s suddenly unforgivable #don’t boo me i’m right #miquella #elden ring miquella #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #sote spoilers #just my ramblings #probably should have stayed in drafts lmao

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schizophrenic-klept-hoe-maniac · 7 months ago

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One of my coolest lifts to date! I was so proud that day. Haul from last month.

EVERYTHING pictured/in the frame was lifted within 2 hours including the stacks of coloring books.

I am way too lazy to add up the total on this one, but it’s definitely …

Around <$3k~

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yoyodigital · 7 days ago

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Lego Ninjago headcanons…

KMS WDYM THERES A LIVE ACTION FILM LINED UP?!

#what the fuck #lego ninjago #ninjago headcanons #gay people #ninjago art #Cole is so babygirl #if they cast jack black as garmadon in this I will commit nuclear war crimes #alive but gay #the bitches on tiktok hated me for this one #jay walker #cole brookstone #zane julien #kai smith #headcanon #ninjago fanart

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themistymountainscold · 2 years ago

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obi-wan: i have an idea.

cody: does it involve breaking the law?

obi-wan: by now don’t you think that’s a given?

cody: i was just trying to be optimistic.

obi-wan: don’t bother.

#obi-wan: the master of commiting war crimes #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #codywan #obi-wan kenobi #cody #commander cody #gay #obi-wan x cody #cody x obi-wan #incorrect quotes

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camthecatchameleon · 1 month ago

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been thinkin about eom as i usually do and got BRAIN BLASTED by a dream i had a while ago

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i feel it imperative to add that virgil/jericho temporarily becomes a mantis dragonfly before they cease to exist.

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so anyway i drew it

okay goodbye i return to the void/aether from whence i came

#edge of midnight #legends of avantris #dream i had #what the hell #ol jericho sticks #yorgrim #jericho x yorgrim #i guess #slay #be gay do crime???????? apparently???? be gay commit war crimes #i also feel it imperative to note that i had this dream like. four months ago. and this has been in my drafts for at least one month.#i still think about it sometimes...#he REALLY wants that morphine... for what purpose...#(to blow up the entire eastern hemisphere. apparently.)#no im not tagging piper from pjo #i dont expect this to do numbers. i just think it's REALLY FUNNY.

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atopvisenyashill · 8 days ago

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i think it’s hard to be gay in westeros and they all deserve a lil bigotry as a treat to cope. however, and this is a true thing i am constantly pointing out on twitter, gay men are in fact not women and sometimes, they are misogynistic. joncon being a hater in his mind is slay altho i suppose you could argue it is perhaps gay on gay crime.

#i think daeron the gay should committ one (1) war crime as a freebie.#rhaena killing her husband literally does not matter at all.#oberyn beating on obarra’s mom IS not cool however but this is because he’s definitely committed several other hate crimes #getting on my soap box

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sunnywalnut · 5 months ago

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Hey guys.

Click some buttons

You can tap them all in one day.

Go for it. Collect em all :3

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gryficowa · 1 month ago

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Boycott!

It never fucking started on October 7th

Now that I have your attention:

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squib-2006 · 1 year ago

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Dragons rising part 2 spoilers

Have some more low quality shitty memes cuz I was bored in physics class yesterday.

^this is in response to Cole and geo (I hope that’s how you spell his name could be wrong tho feel free to correct me)

#ninjago #lego ninjago #kai jiang #kai smith #kai ninjago #ninjago kai #ninjago wyldfyre #nya ninjago #nya smith #nya jiang #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #you can tell who my favorite characters are lmao #if I see anyone shiping Kai and wyldfyre romanticly I will commit war crimes #Cole and geo are dating I will not except anything else #they are so gay coded oml

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fitzrove · 5 months ago

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Due to popular demand (= @armandjolras told me to, it's her fault) I am posting my um. creation from last night. publically...........

DISCLAIMER: this isnt a serious historical assertion, ww1 and esp Germany's conduct in it was really bad and it's probably problematic in 80 diff ways to say that This is the reason it started KWLDPKDLFKFL. To me its fumny though 😭😭

#i know theres discourse abt people applying this song to mlm ships and i get it but consider: 1) i'm gay i can do what i want 2) its #objectively REALLY funny in this context 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂#anyway yeah i feel like i've committed a war crime #xD #meme

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jadedontaskwhytoo · 7 months ago

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Idk, I'm bored and wanna be productive at the same time.

#he had commited several war crimes #bro called Nigel the R-Slur #Bro once called Senna 'gay'#and has since for 30 years #pulled the n-word to Lewis in potuguese #istg mainly the Piquet family kinda have smth #cuz why of all the motorsport families they have the most drama possible?#nelson piquet #formula 1 #f1 #classic f1 #f1 classic #f1 classic memes

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thegreatyin · 3 months ago

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Mr Wines grins. "If only Mirrors still remained." it mutters, very low, almost too low for the Scoundrel to hear. "If the Fingerkings can craft permanent Nomen, Nomen that can survive off our scraps, well.” it chuckles. “The Sixth may have no need of neddy men. I'm sure Fires will be delighted."

Mr Wines, you barely met this person and yet you're already talking about enslaving her????

what a colossal asshole.

yeah. yeah the yearner was based and correct when she called it repugnant actually

#and the scoundrel has horrible taste 😔#ask #the thing with the masters is that literally all of them suck forever #and the scoundrel is way too much of a gay little fanboy to notice. or care #wines is just... thoughtlessly callous. it's a drunk cheapskate. and it's probably the least threatening/least war crime committing master #which #honestly says more about the rest than about wines #this is our baseline. this is as good as we get. we're so unfathomably fucked #full credit to batter for writing wines + cups + all the other assorted npc cameo guys btw. they did great #fallen london

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reuna · 7 months ago

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Reading Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib's tweets is like reading someone who calls themselves a feminist spouting victim blaming stuff about rape victims needing to cover themselves up and stay home at night.

#palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #israel is a terrorist state #israel is committing genocide #genocide #palestinian genocide #israeli apartheid #ahmed fouad alkhatib #this person makes me so confused #like how on earth do you claim that you're a peace activist and pro-palestine if you blame the Palestinians for their genocide and #make excuses for israeli war crimes #I know there are women who want to abolish women's rights and I know there are gays who oppose gay rights #but usually these kinds of people don't call themselves feminists or gay rights activists

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thekillermaretwinz · 3 months ago

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Basically Virus in Lunar's Gang