#don’t boo me i’m right

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Every episode of Hannibal season 1 has Will shaking and losing his grip on reality while Hannibal sits across from him in his study looking like he has a vibrator shoved so deep inside him that his spine is being played like a xylophone and people still have the gall to call it a dark detective drama

[anniedreamwilldo]

and if I say that nick and charlie are a jegulus variant, what then?

[beneath-the-mask]

Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.

Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…

[bighornerherder]

Arcade “hasn’t touched a patient in five years” Gannon

[scoffingatgravity]

I know Rory is like DJ Khaled. He does not return oral, but used weaponized incompetence to get out of it initially (since he’s also a sycophant). He probably even made it out like she was too hard to please or how long things took was some hurt upon him.

Meanwhile, I know Betelgeuse enthusiastically reciprocates and has many tricks up his ghostly sleeves to make it better. He would eat up that kitty cat with no complaints and leave no crumbs - so to speak. He’s the ghost who’ll make sure she has the most.

[dennylachancerights]

I gotta say it I’M SORRY

“Not Sorry for Loving You” is the one song in the entirety of Epic that I just…don’t like.

It doesn’t narratively feel right with the mood of the rest of the saga for starters, and even more so, Calypso DOES NOT NEED A SOLO SONG HERE (I love you sm wangui I promise)

We could have a full duet! We could have a conflicted Odysseus building the raft and arguing with her about what was real in the relationship (her control/power over him) and what was not (their entire “relationship”)

“Oh but she’s just a doomed goddess she doesn’t know right from wrong” NO SHE IS A FREE THINKER AND A G O D D E S S!! Don’t downplay her ability to understand keeping a HAPPILY MARRIED MAN WHO REPEATEDLY SAYS NO UNDER HER CONTROL FOR SEVEN YEARS IS A BAD MOVE

Odysseus should have argued with her the way he did when he arrived to the island! Maybe a callback to Love in Paradise?? Either way, HE SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!! OTHER THAN HIS LINE ABOUT LOVING HER (thought it felt Stockholm Syndrome there to me so that part fit ig)

Either way, Not Sorry for Loving You is the first song in the entirety of Epic that I believe is skippable. You can just skip to Dangerous and you’d know the gist.

[grabattheseballsss]

Simon Riley steals your panties while you’re sleeping after he fucked you into that state, cums in them and forced you to wear them all day long :(

[blorbodiaz]

“eddie is growing a stache to look older so he can compete with tommys elder vibes” i say into the mic

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room

"she's right," he says. i look for the owner of the voice. its ryan guzman.

[s-tellans]

blows a kiss into the wind for tomochika

[chairwiththreelegs]

There’s only one thing the marvel fandom can agree on.

Ant-Hony had the saddest death in the entire mcu

[ah-finally]

oda really knows how to write a man that is strong and powerful yet also so submissive and breedable 😌😌😌

[yelenadelova]

Unrealistic proportion booby sexy male gaze Laura Kinney, my beloathed.

Muscular hairy badass lesbian Laura Kinney, my beloved.

[reuben-7991]

willy and noodle in the new wonka are kind of literally just apollester and meg rebranded

[strwbi-laces]

Remus “I don’t have the balls to leave this relationship so I’ll just wait til one of us dies” Lupin

[kickasscentral]

these two would have the most insane gossip sessions

[blorbodiaz]

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