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#the accuracy is questionable at best#I mean I did make this while drunk yesterday#f1#formula 1#classic f1#classic formula 1#f1 memes#classic f1 memes#jean alesi#nigel mansell#james hunt#niki lauda#didier pironi#alain prost#nelson piquet#o véio recalcado lá#ayrton senna#elio de angelis#emerson fittipaldi#jj lehto#gerhard berger#keke rosberg#gilles villeneuve#michele alboreto#michael schumacher#francois cevert#mika häkkinen#I think that's all of them
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#f1#formula 1#oscar piastri#logan sargeant#alex albon#charles leclerc#sebastian vettel#mark webber#ayrton senna#nelson piquet#op81#ls2#aa23#sv5#cl16#the senna and piquet one is my magnum opus#i hope even just one person gets it#i will be happy with that#sebmark#martian#mine
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someone on either insta or twitter said “that’ll be the most racist baby ever” i - 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
and another person said “nelson and jos as grandparents get that baby a therapist asap” i - 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
yall are -
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no words -
#omggg#f1 grid#f1 news#max verstappen#kelly piquet#nelson piquet#jos verstappen#ummmm#they ruthless on Twitter omfg#gagged truly
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i'm so funny
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POV: It's the night in the hotel during the 1982 Drivers Strike
#huge tw to pelson niquet bcos who tf bailed him out of jail time???#also honorable mention to bruno (jack o'malley) giacomelli for dismembering an ak-47 snd putting it back in to entertain drivers#and teo fabi.... fabi when i catch u fabi. fabi!!!#that's all 🥰🥰#didier pironi#niki lauda#alain prost#gilles villeneuve#nelson piquet#elio de angelis#bruno giacomelli#teo fabi#1982 drivers' strike#classic f1#f1#formula 1#vintage f1#incorrect f1 quotes#f1 memes
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和群友脑的1986年四大天王rock band paro。可能乐器画得不准确致歉。
主唱as 吉他ap 贝斯nm 鼓手np
耀眼且昙花一现的乐队,由于成员关系不好很快就解散了。
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Happy Nelson Piquet has to pay a $5 million fine for the racist and homophobic tirade he had against Lewis 🥳
All the money will be allocated to funds intended for the promotion of racial equality and against discrimination of the LGBTQIA+ community
#i wish he would have gotten the chair or some time in prison but for now im just glad the money is going to people who need it#f1#lewis hamilton#nelson piquet
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just four little guys who dominated formula 1 during the 1980s
imagine having the chance to testify these men on track...
#formula 1#formula one#f1#80s#nelson piquet#nigel mansell#alain prost#ayrton senna#williams racing#mclaren#lotus f1
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begging you can you make other 10 drivers? about shots
Absolutely
[how many shots would it take for f1 drivers to sleep with another man pt. 2]
Fernando: zero, also he has before and he will again
Esteban: 4, but this also applies to how many shots it would take for him to sleep with a woman
Kevin: complicated, zero to suggest it, 3 to actually do it
Daniel: 6, look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t the man that jokes about it but absolutely panics at the thought of actually doing it
Seb: 2 when he was younger, zero now, and he doesn’t need those 2, they’re just there cause if he’s being chaotic he might as well, you know
Nico: 3, enough so that he can pretend it’s him, you know who I’m talking about
Lance: zero, depends on who asks him though, he will either reject him completely or quite literally throw himself in there
Yuki: 3, so that he can stop pretending his advances are jokes
Lando: zero, but he would drink 1 or 2 to impress the guy he wants to sleep with
Piquet: 20+, over his dead body
#I’m a woman of science#and this is my research#formula 1#f1#formula one#Fernando Alonso#Esteban Ocon#Kevin Magnussen#Daniel Ricciardo#sebastain Vettel#Nico rosberg#Lance stroll#yuki tsunoda#lando norris#Nelson piquet#don’t know why piquet came to mind#asks
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tell me why at seven in the damn morning today i opened up my phone and learned that max and kelly decided to genetically engineer a super racing baby.
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Kelly Piquet Master Timeline - Amendment 1 (Some things I missed the first time around)
(Masterlist)
Hey y'all! Welcome to the first amendment for the Kelly timeline! In these amendments, I will be adding things that happened during already-published parts of the timeline, but did not add before for a variety of reasons (not knowing about it, not having proof for it before, etc).
Sorry this took a bit to release. I've been dealing with a bit of irl stuff this past week that took my attention away from working on Max/Kelly things aside from updates to the timeline. In fact, you might have seen me crack on Twitter over it! Yay!
By the way, you may notice some repeats from the official timeline. Those are events that I did cover in the original, but with new information/context that I initially missed.
Let's go!
As always, you can find the full timeline here.
A new person has entered the grid!
Christiano “Tuka” Rocha: A former Brazilian race car driver Kelly considers her first love. The two would remain in touch until his tragic death in a plane crash in 2019.
1999
March-October, 1999: The 1999 F1 season. Jos serves as a test driver for the Honda Formula 1 Project.
2000
Unknown dates, 2000:
Kelly and Tuka meet. She is most likely 11 and he is most likely 18.
2002
Unknown dates, 2002:
Tuka visits Kelly and her family while she is visiting France. She is most likely 13 and he is most likely 20. (Archive)
2004
May, 2004: The Jordan racing team considers Jos as a replacement driver for an underperforming Giorgio Pantano. But, a test drive is canceled after he discovers he is too big to fit in the car.
2012
November 10-11, 2012: Max has a series of flirty/amorous exchanges with former world karting champion Laura Tillett on Twitter. She is 21 and he is 15. (Archive)
December 7-10, 2012: Max has more flirty exchanges with Laura Tillett on Twitter. She is still 21 and he is still 15.
2015
September 30, 2015: Max turns 18. He spends the day obtaining his road driving license. He would move to Monaco shortly afterwards. (Archive 1, 2)
Mikaela also posts on Twitter to celebrate Max’s birthday, calling him her “love”. (Archive)
2016
December, 2016: Kelly leaves her job at Formula E. Officially, she claims she resigned because of burnout, mentioning she “was literally on a plane every week” to a new destination. But, unconfirmed rumors claim she was fired for sleeping with a married man. (Archive)
2018
September 14, 2018: Kelly likes an Instagram post by Victoria. This would be her first of many likes on Victoria’s Instagram.
September 23, 2018: Victoria likes an Instagram post by Kelly. This would be her first of many likes on Kelly’s Instagram.
September 30, 2018: Max turns 21. Lando makes an Instagram post wishing him a happy birthday. It is not liked by Max, but it is liked by Kelly.
October, 2018: Kelly likes several more of Lando’s Instagram posts.
Late October-Early November, 2018: Kelly and Daniil’s daughter is conceived.
November 13, 2018: Lando makes an Instagram post celebrating his 19th birthday. It would be liked by Kelly.
2019
January 8, 2019: Lando likes an Instagram post by Kelly. This would turn out to be one of several posts he would like on her account throughout 2019 and 2020, including a post about breastfeeding.
March 17, 2019: Lando makes his F1 debut at the 2019 Australian Grand Prix, driving for McLaren. He would finish in 12th place. At this point, he is 19 years old. (Archive)
On the same day, Victoria likes a post by Kelly. She would proceed to like several more posts on Kelly’s account throughout her pregnancy, with Sophie doing the same on some of the same posts.
November 14, 2019: Tuka is seriously injured in an airplane crash near Bahia, Brazil. (Archive)
November 17, 2019: Tuka succumbs to his injuries sustained in the plane crash at the age of 36. He is memorialized as a hero for trying to save the lives of others in the same crash. (Archive)
November 19, 2019: Kelly makes a memorial post for Tuka on Instagram, calling him her “first love” and mentioning he made her “feel like the most special girl in the world” and “feel very special feelings”. (Archive)
December 4, 2019: Daniil makes an Instagram post about the end of the F1 season. Kelly likes the post. It would turn out to be her last like on his account.
December 6, 2019 (Most likely): Kelly and Daniil end their relationship. While Kelly makes a since-deleted Instagram post implying she broke up with Daniil, varioussources claim it was Daniil who broke up with Kelly for a variety of reasons.
2020
Unknown dates, 2020:
Max and Dilara break up. Despite that, Victoria, Sophie, and Jos continue to follow her on Instagram. Daniil would also follow her at a later date.
January 31, 2020: Kelly likes another Instagram post by Max. This would turn out to be one of several posts she would like on his account throughout 2020.
2021
July 16-18, 2021: The 2021 British Grand Prix. During the first lap, Lewis attempts to overtake Max, resulting in the latter retiring and going to the hospital after a collision. Max would be released that same day.. Lewis receives a 10-second penalty, but ultimately wins the race. (Archive)
Initial reports would say Max was unharmed in the collision. But, in subsequent interviews, Max would admit he felt the after-effects of it in races, including blurred vision. (Archive 1, 2)
September 3-5, 2021: The 2021 Dutch Grand Prix. Max achieves poll position and finishes first, starting a three-year winning streak at the race. (Archive)
Kelly leaves the race altogether after qualifying, and Max spends a night at his motorhome on the track. According to speculation, Kelly and Jos had a fight over her sharing photos in his residence. Jos unfollows Kelly on Instagram.
2023
Unknown dates, 2023:
An anonymous Tumblr user makes a summary of the rumors and scandals surrounding Kelly to that point. (Archive)
2024
June 21-23, 2024: The 2023 Spanish Grand Prix. Max starts in P2 and finishes first. This would turn out to be his last Grand Prix victory until November. (Archive)
June 28-30, 2024: The 2024 Austrian Grand Prix. Max finishes first in the Saturday sprint race. This would turn out to be his last victory in general until October. (Archive)
During the second half of the main race, Lando makes multiple attempts to overtake Max. This culminates in a collision when the latter tries to block him. Lando would retire from the damage, and Max would place fifth. (Archive 1, 2)
Of note is that while Kelly posted about Max’s pole positions and sprint win, she would not say anything about the results of the main race.
#kelly piquet#flowergothic#max verstappen#verstappen#nelson piquet#f1#formula 1#formula 1 drama#kelly piquet is a liar#red bull racing#kelly timeline#lando norris
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the values and morals that supported bolsonaro and liked a post defending her bitch ass daddy after he was racist towards lewis
wrap it up.
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Alain: A serial killer. But they don't kill you, they only kill your self-esteem.
Elio: Sooo... Senna?
Nelson: 👏👏👏
#incorrect f1 quotes#classic f1#formula 1#f1#alain prost#ayrton senna#elio de angelis#nelson piquet#prosenna#source: stuff I think
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classic f1 as vines (PT 1/?)
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#f1#classic f1#formula 1#f1 memes#elio de angelis#ayrton senna#gilles villeneuve#gerhard berger#jean alesi#nigel mansell#alain prost#niki lauda#james hunt#emerson fittipaldi#jackie stewart#francois cevert#nelson piquet#dan gurney#jim clark
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further proof that the fia has become ridiculous, nelson piquet is allowed in the paddock again. he is proudly in the red bull garage to support max. sorry but i would rather see lando win this race than this big homophobic racist attracting attention via a max victory. my disgust for this family outweighs everything. a reminder of why sometimes it is so hard to support and appreciate max.
Lando called trump his lucky charm, so I'm hoping that Lando and Max (safely) take eachother out and we get a 1644 1-2
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