#I’m a woman of science

[vroom-vrooms]

begging you can you make other 10 drivers? about shots

Absolutely

[how many shots would it take for f1 drivers to sleep with another man pt. 2]

Fernando: zero, also he has before and he will again

Esteban: 4, but this also applies to how many shots it would take for him to sleep with a woman

Kevin: complicated, zero to suggest it, 3 to actually do it

Daniel: 6, look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t the man that jokes about it but absolutely panics at the thought of actually doing it

Seb: 2 when he was younger, zero now, and he doesn’t need those 2, they’re just there cause if he’s being chaotic he might as well, you know

Nico: 3, enough so that he can pretend it’s him, you know who I’m talking about

Lance: zero, depends on who asks him though, he will either reject him completely or quite literally throw himself in there

Yuki: 3, so that he can stop pretending his advances are jokes

Lando: zero, but he would drink 1 or 2 to impress the guy he wants to sleep with

Piquet: 20+, over his dead body

[accio-victuuri]

once in a while, a bjyx fandom related tag goes on hot search! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

this happened because of a fanart comic created by jio laoshi. inspired by xz talking to his new friend lol

[jennycalendar]

going 2 be so real jaheirakhalid to me does not fit girlboss/malewife criteria. khalid’s got a twist of mischievous patience and awareness and a very subtle strength; it’s why jaheira loves him so much :’) u gotta just fall over at your wife’s feet to reach full malewife potential and while khalid does that outrageously well, i like to believe he figures out a lot of weird and complicated ways to argue with jaheira that are subterfuge-y, fascinating, & a little insane. u gotta be a specific kind of unhinged to be blissfully married to & perfectly communicating with The Jaheira for ten years, i think.

[thighzp]

I’ve been longing for M/M/F fic content in the rwrb fandom but I don’t want to upset people with having Henry in a sexual situation with a woman…

So I may have to enter uncharted territory

I may have to partake in Taynick + female threesome writing… for science

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Getting off my ass and downloading my favorite fics to put on a jump drive I bought with a fuck tonne more storage than the two I already had from when I was in school and, wow, this is actually so much easier than the rest of the stuff I’ve been downloading for various reasons (articles on stuff I want to have around but worry might be impacted by this new presidency). You just pick pdf (or whatever you like) and bam! It’s right there in your downloads ready to be stashed away, no annoying nitpicking where I have to delete stuff I don’t need in the document or huge blank spaces, it’s just ready! Like, listen. I love “print friendly and pdf” Firefox extension, but I always have to end up deleting some stuff that is just taking up space. It does its job! It’s just not going to be neat and tidy when the website doesn’t intend for you to do this. Archive of our own does that whole thing of making a pdf themselves! This is going to go so much faster than the other stuff I’ve been downloading as pdfs

Anyway, I love you as well Smithsonian magazine website for not only being free, but also just having that extension on all your articles! That’s actually how I found it in the first place. Before that I was copy pasting every paragraph into a pages document and it was way more tedious.

[paddockbunny]

I found this ^^ on @sweatygrealish

So for scientific purposes I’ve checked some of the drivers hands (shots not easy to find tbh!) and well…..are we surprised??? 🫠🫠🫠

Daniel, Lewis & Max all have longer ring fingers than index’s 🙃🙃🙃

[keyworld1101]

[stellarphileistic]

This is mainly for my queer and asexual people.

John Calhoun, an ethologist had conducted an experiment between rats. Primarily researching the collapse in behaviour caused by overpopulation. The experiment itself is called “Behavioural sink” and lasted four years.

Basically 4 rats were introduced to an environment where they were provided with a large living space and enough supply of food that they never needed to scavenge for it. Thanks to this the rats’ life span and quality of life improved. Important fact about rats is they create social hierarchy, quite similar to wolves (alpha, beta, gamma and zetas). At the start the population drastically increased and the rats were living in a utopia. As more rats were being born they had a harder time getting to the food and water supply. This caused the “utopia” to start to collapse. The female rats had a harder time conceiving and even if the conception was successful, many had miscarried. Many rats became infertile. The female rats also started isolating themselves more, sometimes even living on their own without a mate ‘til death. They would nest alone above the ground and over time many had become asexual. Some became completely dominant (alphas) and lived alone until death The male rats started grooming themselves, primarily bringing themselves to the focus rather than finding a mate. After a time many became homosexuals. This part is very hidden of the experiment and many sources mainly focus on the female rats, however after digging you can find more about this. Homosexual also was shown in female rats too, however the male rats were more prone to it. The entire rat population started being very withdrawn and became quite antisocial. Some rats became violent, but also cannibalised each other. The violent behaviour was also found in the dominant females living alone. Alongside the infertility, much fever pregnancies were occurring. The rats had lost so much social skills, that even if they were taken out of the enclosure, they were incapable of acting normal around different rats. It’s very long, but to cut it short, after a while the rats were incapable of conceiving and after the last pregnancy the rats basically were headed to extinction.

Long story short my main point is that I hear so many people claim that being gay is a choice, and that asexuality is because someone hasn’t found the right person, however this experiment proves that it is genetics. The rats turning gay due to overpopulation is erased in many of the sources provided about this experiment. Even I had to do a lot of digging. This whole thing was carried out in 1958-1962, so obviously this answers why some parts of the experiment didn’t surface so much at that time. To me it’s fascinating how much power nature has over us, even if humans like to believe otherwise.

[ad0rechuu]

u don’t have to common sense to believe that the moon landing was real but when i don’t believe that the month you were born determines your entire being i’m the crazy one???

i HATE fucking astrology

[astral-catastrophe]

Wish I could block very specific posts about botw Zelda…

[bataddictedloony]

Define a woman!

I’m gonna rant this here cus this argument keeps returning on the clock app and one day, I’m gonna be stupid and leave a comment in the wrong thread or smthn so I’m just gonna get it out of my system:

“How do you define a ‘woman’?”

Answer for idiots: you can’t.

You cannot possibly make a definition for the term ‘woman’ without excluding someone from the group when they clearly ARE part of the group (even if you’re a piece of shit transphobe and don’t want to include trans women). A woman is someone who has the potential to give birth? You just excluded every child before puberty, every infertile woman and every woman on menopause, next. A woman is someone who has a uterus? You just excluded a bunch of intersex women and all women who had a hysterectomy, next. A woman has a period? Excluded the millions of women who never get their period for various reasons AND all the women who take continuous birth control AND women who are pregnant AND again, little girls and women on menopause. A woman has to have XY chromosomes? Are you gonna check that for every feminine-looking person you’re gonna meet? How? Do you not think women with down syndrome are women?

Decades of feminism working so hard to make sure women are more than their genitals and potential to give birth, all flushed down the drain because you refuse to believe trans women are more than men in wigs? You’re weak as shit.

So answer for people who actually want to use their brain:

Woman is defined through experiences. Which experiences? Entirely up to whoever defines themselves as a woman.

The ‘female experience’ is so broad. You cannot possibly define it in one sentence and stick it on everyone who calls the word ‘woman’ their own.

You feel feminine and empowered by doing your nails? Congrats, that’s the female experience and makes you, therefore, a woman.

You feel feminine and empowered by wearing plaid and splitting wood in two with a giant axe? Congrats! Female Experience. Woman.

You feel feminine in a dress? Woman. You feel feminine in a tux and suit? Woman.

You feel empowered as a mother and love being pregnant? Woman! You despise the idea of being pregnant but find empowerment in your career? Woman! You feel like your period makes you more in tune with your femininity? Woman. You feel like your period makes you less than human and getting a hysterectomy makes you feel more comfortable in your body? Woman.

you love long hair? Woman. You love short hair? Woman.

You love loving men? Woman. You love loving women? Woman. You love both? Woman. You love everyone? Woman. You don’t feel like love is your thing? Woman!

Sitting at home with a good movie and a bottle of wine? That’s a woman. Getting bloody in a game of soccer? That’s very woman! Taking a walk with your dog? How very woman! Going to the gym? Such woman! Eating out with friends? Friend woman. Shooting a gun in the yard from the patio you built yourself? All woman!

Whatever the fuck makes you feel in sync with your femininity is your female experience, and if you have female experience and you like it, you are a W O M A N ✨

Same goes for men and the male experience btw! Since the question “what defines a man” is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER asked for SOME 👀 reason. (We all know the reason….) Also same goes for my fellow enbies and the non-binary experience. If painting your nails bring you closer to your enbie side, you’re non-binary.

Gender is such a deeply personal experience, it’s just dumb to define it for someone else, let alone the entire human species. It’s like asking to define a chair, like, you KNOW what it is but you can’t possibly define it without excluding some chairs (“has at least 4 legs”, that’s a horse also swivel chairs exist).

Sidenote: If some idiot tiktokker shoves a microphone and a camera in your face and goes “WHAT IS A WOMAN” or “HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE” just go along with whatever dumbass scenarios they come up with. “How many genders are there?” “My dude, as many as you want!” “Oh so like 40??” “Yep!” “Can I identify as a helicopter lol?” “Sure, who cares, do it!” “Should I demand everyone at my job calls me a helicopter” “You can go to your local townhouse, request to change your name to ‘helicopter’ and they’ll most likely let you. You’re an adult, you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not hurting others.” “You don’t think it would be dumb of me to do that?” “Why would I care, I don’t know you?”

[smol-blue-bird]

you know how some people hate Taylor Swift for no reason other than the fact that she’s insanely popular and they hate having to hear about her all the time? that’s me, but my Taylor Swift is The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood

[luuney]

waiting for the day i become a pet in all sense of the word

[hedgehoghavoc]

Hi, I'm Missile (25 y/o and EST based). You may know me from such RP blogs as @scumbag-the-hedgehog, where I write a canon divergent iteration of Sonic's evil double, Scourge.

You can find all the relevant tags on this post for your navigational purposes. Looking forward to roleplaying with you!

[oversizedbats]

Often times at work when I am the only woman in the room I question my decision to go into a male dominated field. Then I remember if I went into a female dominated field, like I wanted to, I literally wouldn’t make enough money to survive.

[refalthefairest]

Mad scientist women are in short supply but high demand so I think you know what my new year’s goal is