#be better america

[jakeisagirlname]

The Dymaxion map projection is created by projecting the globe onto a d20 and unfolding it in a particular way. It was created by Buckminster Fuller in 1954.

Instead of working this evening, I spent the night finding the best way to remap the standard d20 number layout back onto the map in a way that rewards the best places and gratifyingly hates on the bad ones.

It took a few attempts but I now feel privileged to unveil to you the totally objective and ideal d20 map of the world.

[tippenfunkaport]

You know, it would be amazing if Hollywood learned the right lesson from the success of Nimona. Something like "Hey, maybe don't throw out a nearly done movie as a tax write off" or "people want queer stories" or even "don't be afraid to take some storytelling risks and be original" but you just know they're going to come away with some absolutely batshit takeaway like, "next time delete all the evidence and burn it to the ground so the gays can't make us look bad!"

[softer-ua]

So I’ve been joking for a while about how Inko manages to afford all of Izuku’s AM merch

But I decided to nerd out and look closer, and I’m pretty sure the only expensive piece Izuku owns is the poster he got from Sir

You might think his dorm looks absolutely stacked

but that’s only because it’s a very small room and he brought every piece he owns

If you look in his old room it’s all the same posters

so he’s owned it all for at least a few years, he’s been working up to this for god knows how many years, just to be the proud owner of 5 posters so basic even he would put tape on them

All of his figures are less than 50$

One of which he’s had since he was a child

And it doesn’t look like the other unidentified figures are anything special either(except maybe AM in his yellow suit)

Izuku only has generic fanboy shit, like maybe one of the posters is a custom but I honestly I don’t think he owns a single special anything

The dead guy poster is 100% the coolest thing he has, no wonder he’s so reverent about it ��

As for fits this is all we’ve really seen is

So yeah Inko isn’t dropping stacks on merch, I’m pretty sure those sweaters were a 2 for 1 deal because they’re almost identical 💀

[scribespirare]

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n, texting Steve: Steve! Help, I’m being kidnapped!

Steve: Where are you?

Y/n: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Steve: I’ll call Bucky.

Bucky, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Steve: Where’s Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Bucky: Y/n? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Bucky:

Bucky: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Bucky: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!

[godbirdart]

watching america's election year unfold from a country whose politicians are constantly trying to copy america's homework in every worst possible way:

[godisarepublican]

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

Batkids as me and my siblings part i don’t remember

this is shorter but i haven’t posted in ages so here you go

steph: omg you homophobic motherfucker

cass: ??

steph: sorry my egg

jason: omg i HATE baking paper it and i are enemies

dick: enemies to lovers

jason: no we’re never gonna be lovers

damian: i’m up u wanker

cass crouches down

bruce: omg darling get up you look like a gnome

cass: *gasp* 😧🫢 that’s foul

damian: what button do i press to cut the rope?

tim: y

damian: because i need to cut it

tim: *points to button on controller* y

dick: i’ve already decided what im gonna do

babs: hmm?

dick: i’m gonna manipulate bruce

jason: what are you guys dressed as? losers?

tim and steph look at each other: yes actually

jason: omg

[plush0fairy]

Wisconsin-ae-Miku

Have to give credit to @thedragonitus for that Culver's cup!

[snoozerin]

Nuclear waste

[teaboot]

if anyone is interested in the current situation on Canadian Healthcare, it is 6:45 in the morning and I am in line for the 8:00 opening of the only walk-in clinic in the city, which takes no appointments, has only one doctor, is full by 8:30, and closes at 1pm.

There are two people ahead of me, and they brought folding chairs from home.

[darlingjmiller]

the shadow and bone writers are at WGA picket lines and if I see a single person saying “but what about all the work we put in to get a season three/crows spinoff!” who fucking cares!! you want the show so bad but don’t care about the people who are creating it? perish.

I will happily forego anymore grisha tv content if that means the people behind it are treated fairly

[mac-ann-cheese]

"Acclaimed the best picture of the year from any country!"

I've always wanted to try to make poster-style art (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Inspired by Hitchcock's Vertigo

[mrsducky]

DINNER IN AMERICA 2020, dir. Adam Rehmeier

[that-rad-jewish-girl]

Marvel execs: An Israeli character is too controversial. With everything going on, we just can’t show any kind of support for that country.

Also Marvel execs: Let’s make the character Russian!

[mlentertainment]

ugh my boombox chewed up my cassette before i could digitize it 🙄 take this dub my friend Patty made