#bc this is a goddamn disaster

[thesokovianaccords]

the next person who offers me advice on how to find a job without giving me a direct contact of someone who's actively hiring will catch these hands bc I'm fucking sick of it

if you don't have anything directly helpful to share with me shut the fuuuuuuuck up I beg

[frnkiebby]

we love a good whore on the floor~🎃

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

[renegadeontherunn]

hello lovelies! if you're looking for a bit of anakin & ahsoka angst this evening (bc who isn't?), go check out the little ditty of an old wip i kept coming back to & just finally posted !

and i hope sometimes you wonder about me

[ebongawk]

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[leyyvi]

MANIFEST THAT I GET INTO MOMOCON YALL IM APPLYING SOON SOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[nonbayanary]

Thanks OP i needed this

I think it should take longer to make tv shows and movies. I think shooting days should be shorter. I think AD's lives should be longer. I think we shouldn't have to be in a goddamn rush all the time. I think we should have the time it takes to make good art. I think fans should wait even longer than they do and be happy that everyone who made the art is getting full nights of sleep.

[peglarpapers]

I HAVE FUCKING COVID AGAIN

[lastoneout]

Didn't wanna add this to the last post bcs it's a bit off topic but HEY WHAT THE FUCK??

Wow! What a great idea, it's not like there's ever been a severe weather event that ended up killing a bunch of people who only speak Spanish because they did not have access to appropriate warning systems they could understand due to systemic racism treating them as disposable-OH WAIT NO THAT DID HAPPEN.

Actual horseshit. Spanish is the second most spoken language in the USA, this is just another sign that systemic racism continues to devalue the lives of anyone who isn't white and it will get people killed. I'm not kidding, I don't fuck around with severe weather warning systems, and if you take even the shallowest look at the history of meteorology in this country you will immediately see how many people have died due to not being properly informed about tornados and other natural disasters. Anything that makes it harder for the average person to know if a goddamn tornado is heading right for them or not is a miscarriage of social justice and should be corrected immediately.

Idk what can be done to restore the channel, but in the mean time please look out for your friends, family, and neighbors, especially if you live somewhere prone to natural disasters and extra especially if they don't speak English. If The Weather Channel won't step up to ensure that the flow of information is easily accessible to everyone who needs it we're gonna have to do it ourselves.

[bloodibambiidoll]

ok so hear me out. rafe and weird!girl get into an argument and rafe calls her weird or says something about her being normal for once and my girl gets all upset as she should.

Nonnie, are you in my walls? I’m very much having a day like this. This is heavily based on the day I had today and writing it made me feel sm better. Slight angst. Fluff. 1.8K words. NO MINORS!! (Note: weird!girl is autistic coded bc I am autistic)

You were extremely overwhelmed. It feels like every single thing is out to get you today. Before you and Rafe left to go on your first grocery shopping trip since you moved in together you got into a bit of a disagreement over the list. You are extremely picky. You have set safe foods that you like to stick to and you don’t like to stray from them. But Rafe on the other hand would eat almost anything. He couldn’t wrap his mind around the fact that you wanted to live off of freezer waffles and chicken nuggets when he hired a professional chef for the two of you.

“Baby, why would I buy you the cheap freezer shit when I can have it made from scratch all fancy n shit?” It wasn’t about the price, you know that. It was just that Rafe wanted you to have the best of everything he could possibly give you and sometimes you just wanted the simpler things. Something that he’s still trying to understand.

“It’s just… I don’t want that. I want the ones from the store. That I always get. The ones I like.” Your lips were formed into a pout as you looked down at your lap and played with the rings on your fingers.

“Aight, Bats, if that’s what you want.” He shrugged and kissed your forehead before leaving you to finish getting ready. It was what you wanted. But you could tell it wasn’t what he wanted so you felt bad. You didn't want to be an inconvenience.

So after that you got in your head that you were too much for him. You spent the entire card ride to the grocery store thinking about how a normal girl wouldn’t want specific foods. A normal girl would be more than happy to have a personal chef make them anything and everything they wanted. A normal girl would be able to go to those fancy restaurants Rafe likes because she’d actually like anything on the menu. He tried to take you once and you spent the entire meal picking at your plate of chicken and veggies, so he never tried again settling to go places that had things you actually liked.

Then at the store you were so in your head that if you hadn’t made a list you probably wouldn’t have gotten a single thing you wanted. You couldn’t stop feeling like you were a burden to him because you needed him to buy you an entirely different grocery list from his own. You kept trying to put things back. Or tell him you didn’t need things that you did, in fact, need. You could tell Rafe was getting frustrated with you and it only made you want to shut down even more.

It didn’t help that the grocery store was easily one of your least favorite places. The lighting was awful. There were always so many people everywhere not looking where they’re going. The freezer section was always so cold that you spent that entire section of the shopping trip practically shaking. It was so goddamn loud. People talking. Kids crying. The squeaking of the old grocery cart wheels. So going there when you were already feeling overwhelmed was a recipe for disaster.

You fully lost it when you were checking out. The cart was extremely disorganized because you were too checked out to keep it in order the entire trip. The store you were at had it so you bagged your own groceries so the fact that the cart was a complete disaster made bagging them incredibly difficult. You were struggling to keep up with the cashier and also bag the groceries efficiently. He kept pushing the conveyor belt button, rolling the groceries that you haven’t bagged yet to pile up on top of each other at the end of it. The cart was full of bags and you weren’t even half done so you had to run and grab another one, only letting the pile grow further.

Rafe bought a case of beer and it the midst of you trying to frantically bag everything in a timely manner the cashier also asked you for your I.D. Which only frustrates you more. You don’t even drink beer. And it made you have to pause bagging again to dig in your purse. The cashier kept looking from the card to you and back again, like he thought it was fake.

“I know I look nothing like that, that was 7 years ago.” You didn’t mean to sound snippy, but you were pretty much at your limit.

“Baby, it’s fine, he’s just lookin’ for the date.” Rafe shot you a look and it only pissed you off more.

“Well he’s looking at it like it’s fake or some shit!” You scoffed as you slammed a full bag into the cart. Which only earned you another look from Rafe.

On the way home he hardly talked to you, instead he decided to blast trap music when you were clearly already overstimulated so you decided to put your headphones on and drown him out.

“Bats, the fuck is going on with you today, huh?” Rafe is towering over you the minute you enter the kitchen, backing you up against the counter.

“I just don’t like the grocery store. And you made me feel bad about the food. And everything was just so loud in there. And I felt like you hardly talked to me the entire time. I’ve felt like an inconvenience to you all day!” You snap at him as you stomp your foot in frustration, glaring up at him.

“All we did was go to the fuckin’ store. You’re seriously that worked up over it?” Rafe scoffs, running a hand through his hair.

“Yes! I am! The grocery store is extremely stressful for me and you’re not being considerate of that!!”

“That’s ridiculous, people go to the grocery store every day. It’s not a big deal. I don’t know why you can’t just be fuckin’ normal sometimes.” Rafe throws his hands up, letting them fall against his thighs with a smack. The minute the words leave his mouth your bottom lip starts to quiver as tears brim your eyes. And he knows he fucked up. Immediately he knows he fucked up.

“You know what? Why don’t you go find a normal girlfriend then!?” You push against his chest, running past him to your shared bedroom. You slam the door behind you, sliding down it as the tears in your eyes begin to spill down your cheeks. You knew it.

“Baby…” Rafe’s voice travels through the thick wood as he lightly taps on it. “ I’m sorry… that was- I shouldn’t have- Bats, can you open the door, please?”

“No. Go away.” You whimper as you curl further into yourself against the door.

“Baby girl, please? Just wanna talk. Lemme see you.” He turns the knob, pushing on the door lightly causing you to shift forward slightly. “C’mon, get away from the door, let me in.”

“Why don’t you go find a normal girl to talk to.” You snap at him before trying to push back against the wood but he’s so much stronger than you that it doesn’t even budge. Rafe shoves his foot into the crack of the door, pushing it until he can slip through. It slams shut behind him from your weight, causing you to yelp. He drops to his knees in front of you, taking your face in his hands. “Baby, look at me.”

“No.” You shake your head, subconsciously nuzzling into his touch. Your lips are quivering so bad your teeth are chattering as tears flow down your cheeks and Rafe kind of wants to kick his own ass.

“Listen I- I shouldn’t have said that, okay? I didn’t - fuck baby, I didn’t mean that shit. I was just frustrated. Doesn’t make it okay though, never wanna make my girl cry.” Rafe runs his thumbs down the apples of your cheeks, wiping away the salty tears that continue to fall. “I think I’ve gotten pretty damn good about knowing how you work. But with us living together now there's gonna be new shit that I’m gonna have to pick up on. I’m so sorry princess.”

“I just - I - just wanna be enough for you. Don’t wanna be a burden.” Your body tries to curl in on itself even more but Rafe doesn’t let it, he grips onto your hips and pulls you into his lap. He wraps his strong arms around you as he starts to rock you back and forth.

“Want you to listen to me baby, aight?” He takes your jaw in his hand, tilting your head towards his to get you to look at him. When you do it nearly cracks his heart. He hates that he made you feel like everyone else always has. “I never should’ve fucking said that shit. I didn’t mean it. Not even a little bit. I wouldn’t change a single thing about you, okay? I fuckin’ love you and all your weird little shit. Your weird little shit just makes me love you more. I’ve never known anyone like you. You’ve taught me so much. I guess I’ve just still got some shit to learn. But I’m trying, Bats. I’ll never stop trying.”

“You really mean it?” You sniffle as you look up at him through your teary eyes and Rafe has never felt more bad than he does at this moment. If he saw anybody else making you cry like this they would be so fucked and here he is, doing it.

“Of course I fuckin’ mean that shit, baby girl. I’m sorry for losing my patience with you today. I never, ever, wanna hurt you. Never wanna make you feel like all these other douchebags on the island do. Kind of want to run them all over, including myself right now.” Rafe lets out a dry chuckle when he sees the corner of your lips tilt up slightly. His large hand runs down the back of your head, smoothing down your hair as he continues to rock the both of you. “You know I love you more than anything, right?”

“It’s okay, Rafey. I know I can be too much sometimes. But I do know that you love me.” And you do. Especially right now. Rafe never opens up to you like this. And you kind of want to blow him right now.

“Hey, you aren’t too much, aight? Don’t ever let anyone make you feel that way. Including me, put my ass in check baby. God knows I need it.” He smiles down at you before leaning to place a gentle kiss on your lips. “Want me to put some nuggets in the air fryer for you and we can watch that movie you’ve been trying to get me to watch?”

“Mhm, that sounds perfect daddy.”

All things Rafe & his weird!girl here

[anli-rambles]

No bc the 18th century assassins were actual shit and I'm not just talking about the Colonial branch, like-

The British brotherhood let a Templar GRANDMASTER run off with the son of one of their master assassins after his death and never did anything to save him. Years later that boy grows up to be a Templar, climbs up the ranks of the Order at lightning speed, and kills one of their assassin masters after stealing his hidden blade. And how do they respond to that ? They send one of their novices after him on a ship to Boston to kill him. Alone. And that novice, instead of going the assassin way and stab Haytham in the back or something, tries to defend him from getting killed by some other guys on deck before engaging him in a fucking sword fight during which he gives Haytham, A MASTER SWORDSMAN, HIS OWN GODDAMN SWORD, LIKE WHAT IN THE-

Then you have the disaster that was the Colonial Brotherhood. Achilles, the last student of Ah Tabai, goes on to do the one thing Ah Tabai spent the entirety of Black Flag warning Edward against (tampering with Isu sites) and becomes mentor to absolute psychopaths. They were working with gangs who were harassing civilians for protection money and developing chemical weapons that they planned on unleashing on entire cities, not to mention that they caused two earthquakes that killed hundreds of thousands and were going to do it a third time (and probably would never have stopped) had Shay and Haytham not intervened. Also, instead of talking shit out with an obviously traumatised Shay, they demonised him, shot him off a cliff, and left him for dead without even checking if he'd died or not - they were so bad that they made Shay, the most un-Templaresque person ever, defect to the Templars, which inevitably led to their downfall and you can't even blame the Templars for massacring all of them bc they were an absolute menace to society. Plus they were allied with the Fr*nch and it should be common knowledge that this is the worst crime one could ever commit

AND SPEAKING OF THE FRENCH ! Those bitches were also completely brain dead !! Like, they knew what happened to Haytham and how the man turned out, but they still let the Templar Grandmaster adopt Arno, the son of one of their master assassins, just like the British had done with Edward. Like, they should have known it could end in an absolute disaster. And they banished Arno, probably their most promising recruit since Charles Dorian's death, for doing his fucking job as an assassin just because he broke some rules, which is so dumb coming from people whose motto contains the lines "everything is permitted", I just- ☠️

Ratohnhaké:ton was legit the only 18th century assassin with a functioning brain cell istg

[shiningstarr15]

I am asking, no BEGGING this fandom at this point to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE start depicting Vanessa more as a silly, dorky, awkward, girlfailure loser. Bc THAT IS WHO SHE IS.

Yes she is attractive, but she’s also just an absolute disaster. She’s a disheveled mess, she has massive eyebags, can’t do her makeup worth shit, pulls her pants up to her fucking belly button, walks like she’s a goddamn question mark, can’t talk to people (or animatronics) worth shit, literally MOCKS people (that is CANON), and literally just has no idea what she’s doing at any point whatsoever.

She’s a dork ok. She would rather play video games than literally do anything else. She has a glittery pink journal with goddamn puppies on it, she bakes cupcakes and has rainbow hair extensions. She put toe beans on a RABBIT costume when RABBITS DO NOT HAVE TOE BEANS. DORK!

Even in the MOVIE, she’s a soggy loser. She threw a man’s sleeping pills in the river, she threatened to SHOOT a man on sight if he ever brought his kid sister back to Freddy’s. She asked said man to dance in the most awkward way possible, and she actively built a fort with a bunch of ghost kids haunting animatronics.

So please. Literally on my hands and knees BEGGING this fandom.. MAKE HER THE SILLY DORK LOSER SHE IS. She’s not a ‘serious’ character. She’s overly anxious and screams at people bc she can’t control her own emotions. Take a better look at her character and I promise you’ll see it!

PLEASE!

[writernotyetauthor]

The nations play “never have I ever” but instead of like sexual exploits bc they’ve seen it all it’s the different ways they’ve died.

“Nearly decapitated does NOT COUNT!”

“I know for SURE you’ve been stabbed through the heart, man—“ “YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STABBED ME!”

“Never have I ever died of…. Starvation! :D!” *collective groan*

“Are we counting alligators as natural disasters?”

“Never have I ever died from drowning!” “��� Yes you have?” “….. Oh yeah, never mind.”

“Never have I ever jumped into a tornado just so I can ‘catch a ride’.” “Come on dude, I TOLD you that was a joke!” “PUT YOUR GODDAMN FINGER DOWN.”

At the end everyone is drunk and bonding over strange manners of death.

[sleepyminty]

I always remember how Angelica death fuck me up:

Like from the beginning of roland’s story, he told angela that he used to have a wife, who is also worked as a highly grade fixer as him, same industry and died due to ‘typical City disaster’ with their child who she’s still pregnant with. With how the world building goes in The City, ppl die brutally due to abnormal disaster are normal mundane thing here. But as the story progress, we started to see more or angelica: she and her brother Argalia were victims child experiment until she was saved by Iori, she’s witty and funny, she’s a happy gal with trauma, she’s somehow memorise orlando furioso, and she’s not just tough, like her brother she’s a color fixer. And we started to understand how and why Roland fall for her: She’s not just anyone, she’s the Black Silence, She’s a fixer of Charles Office, she was a victim to the City inhumanity, she’s the Blue Reverb’s sister, she’s the Purple Tear’s student, she’s Roland soulmate, she’s Angelica,

she had a story, her story was supposed to have a soft epilogue

she’s also one messed-up individual who struggle to live under cruel crushing gear of the City

Which is why Roland’s short summary at the beginning of Star of Urban Legend AND the fact that Argalia defile her goddamn corpse is taken more tragic in context.

It’s like the City crushing her as if she’s no less than a bug: She’s nothing more like those second-class passengers in w corp train. she’s nothing like those orphanage Tomerry destroyed, like those clerks who dies violently in lob corp like ants

Its like to the City, she’s just a background character who fall victim to the City’s brutality.

Perhaps, this is why i like limbus company, bc they let those ‘no-name’ to have the chance to gain confidence, gain the second chance to tell their story, to win against the nihilstic hell that is the City, to give them their voices back.

Perhaps this is a love letter to those who are like Angelica

[dark-l-angel]

Heyyy 😊i have a request idea if you're comfortable with writing it, if not that's obvs totally okay, I just wanted to ask and see?

Reader is a normie civilian who is bffs with dick, she obvs knows he's a detective but she doesn't know he's nightwing.

Nightwing kidnaps reader and keeps her idk in a cabin in the woods or a windowless apartment or smth, Nightwing explains that there's is some sort of disaster going on in the city and he just wants her to be safe.

At first she trusts him because its Nightwing and he is treating her well apart from the fact that she can't leave, but then she starts doubting him because who is he and why would he personally want to protect her and only her, wouldn't he be trying to protect everyone if the city was in danger?

It's been months and now she's paranoid and scared and she confronts him, Nightwing tells her he has to keep her safe because he loves her. Reader is crying and asking to be let go and tells him that she already loves someone else. He wants to know who but she won't tell him incase Nightwing hurts him. Eventually he persuades her to tell him and she says she's in love with richard grayson and he's going to find her and save her because he's a detective.

🤣 does this even make sense? Basically yandere dick but he doesn't want reader to know its him incase she rejects him so he kidnaps her as Nightwing and then she ends up confessing that she'll never be able to love Nightwing because shes already in love with Dick Grayson?

Gerlie.. that was a whole goddamn chapter its just yandere vibes which is my favorite/obsession 🤡 like... i really sat down and enjoyed the whole thing.. but don't worry.. chapter 2 is out now 😉

Love cage

Yandere!dick Grayson x reader

"What type of trouble you've put your fat ass in dick.." he said while taking a bath, trying to make a solution for his trouble.

It's not his fault.. it's hers.. why she would be so perfect like that? She's like an angel who fell from the skies.. a goddess among the mortals.. she doesn't deserve to be out there with criminals hovering around the city.. thankfully Richard was there as a sign of hope to her. He couldn't ask for more, do he?

Besides, she even Confessed her love interest to nightwing.. she loves the detective Richard Grayson.. oh god.. he began to touch himself.. she loves him, she picked him from the other nasty creatures, she wants him and him only.

On the other side is y/n crying out for her freedom.. what she could do beside waiting for Richard to come and save her.. he'll find out that she's trapped in this fancy luxurious bunker.. but.. would he believe her if she told him about nightwing kidnapping her? putting her inside this fancy bunker? Bc he just love her? He's a hero, Richard may never believe it, but that's a trouble for later.. all she think about is a way out.. freedom.. Richard's presence around her.. his smile, his kindness, his manliness, his hilarious charac-

The door is opening.. it's Richard himself!

The relief that you felt was unbelievable.. after being locked here for 7 months.. he actually came for you. You welcome him with a kiss.. a kiss that went long and gentle.

"How did you manage do find me?" You asked try'na catching your breath.. "i had my own ways, you don't have to worry about him" he smiled kissing you gently again.. "it would be more preferably to stay over in my place.. I'll keep a watchful eye on you.. he'll never come your way again.. i promise" he said while taking you into a warm hug.. his muscular arms tightening around your sides.. he seems like he missed you so much

He win.. it's more like hitting the jackpot.. you're finally his.. you belong to him and him only.. and some day you'll get back to this bunker.. if you find out ab his nightwing secret.. so better careful not get curious too much..

Now that i realized it.. you actually write everything on your own.. you barely left something to pick from 🤣

[rahleeyah]

different anon but now i love the idea of bisexual disaster olivia benson. appreciate there is little likelihood of a fic but do u have any headcanons? and it does specifically make the "do i have a gay vibe" scene more fun

So here's the thing is we don't actually, really, have a big specific canon event that forms a basis for bisexual disaster Olivia Benson; lil miss is often low key homophobic, there's "do you get a gay vibe" and the look on her face when she gets asked "have you ever made love to a woman" like she's shocked that anyone would even think that was a possibility and she's trying to decide how offended she is.

However.

Her behavior and general Vibes radiate bisexual energy. And I'm not just talking about short haircuts and leather jackets and her big swinging balls, I mean the way she looks at/interacts with other women. I mean the way she can't keep her eyes off Alex Cabot's mouth. There's something...delicate about her interactions with the women she cares about. Something that almost seems to be begging love me love me love me, and even when she's fighting with them, her girls, her possessiveness and adoration are blatant.

I can see Liv doing the extremely stereotypical "experimenting" in college. Blaming it on the booze when the truth is she's always been fascinated by other girls and she's excited to get a chance to explore this feeling. She's often felt outside of "other girls", felt denied the connections they share with one another, and that can add a layer of awe, of yearning, to the way she views other women; maybe there's a part of her that, very occasionally, wants to be more like them, wants them to like her. And given her complex relationships with men and sex, a woman who is kind and open to her may feel like such a goddamn relief.

As far as canon characters go Alex and Amanda are the most important targets of this affection, tho really just about any interaction Liv has with a woman can be read thru this lens (she wanted to fuck Lena Hess so bad she looked stupid).

And really, I just think her pretending to be a lesbian in PC, while again deeply homophobic, was very very sexy.

She still hasn't told Noah he's not the first bisexual Benson bc she's got a lot of internalized shame about these feelings, still.