#hetalia headcanons

[hygienic-soap-dispenser]

HWS Nordics and Love Languages

Long post ahead 🗣️‼️ Headcanons under the cut <3

Denmark Giving: Physical Touch Receiving: Words of Affirmation

Den has always loved being around others and the touch of a loved one is like confirmation and assurance of their love and closeness. He is also someone who needs a lot of external stimulation, so I feel that touch and words of affirmation work with him to externalize his chaotic inner world into external action, almost like a grounding confirmation of love and affection.

I think he appreciates compliments because, despite his fun-loving nature, he can get self-conscious about his capabilities or how he’s perceived. He wants to be fun and lift people’s spirits, but he’s secretly afraid of seeming incompetent or annoying.

Bonus: I keep thinking about Den holding and carrying the younger Nordics in his arms when they were little, aww. I feel that because of this, he just loves holding onto his loved ones as an assurance and comfort that “I am here, I got you”, even if it’s just a hug, an arm around their shoulder, or holding onto the small of his partner’s back.

Sweden Giving: Acts of Service, Quality Time Receiving: Acts of Service, Words of Affirmation

Swe is not someone who is very verbal or charismatic or good with expressing his feelings, so I feel that he tries to externalize his thoughts into actions through kind gestures, favours, or something as simple as cleaning up for someone or doing chores for someone he cares for. He also just loves simply being around those he cares about, just chilling and doing their own things in silence, whether that’s relaxing by the lake or reading books in silence (parallel play king).

Despite this, I also feel that because Swe is such a hopeless romantic, he’s a sucker for compliments, poetry, and serenades. Basically, words to express one’s utter devotion and love for the man, how romantic!

Bonus: Swe is not good with giving gifts. Believe me, he tried. But gift-giving is just not his strong suit.

Norway Giving: Gifts, Physical Touch Receiving: Gifts, Acts of Service

Nor is someone who grew up generally poor and without consideration for his needs or wants. Because of this, I feel that he would be quite frugal and hoard wealth to compensate for what he lacked in the past. Additionally, because he was unconsidered and because of Nor’s generally cold and mysterious personality, he has a hard time expressing his feelings to others. He gives his loved ones gifts and trinkets to show that he considers them and wants to share the joy of having things because he didn’t. He spoils his nephews rotten and buys them expensive drinks, food, and toys when they’re out together.

With romantic partners, he also expresses himself a lot through physical touch since it’s easier for him to be vulnerable physically than emotionally. After all, it’s just the human body, and he’s doing something natural; it’s no big deal to him. But he’s not ready to bare open his soul for others: it’s hidden deep within, and he would need to use words to do that (scary).

I also think he would enjoy getting gifts and acts of service just because it feels nice to him to know that someone thinks about and considers him enough to take his wishes into account to get him something that specifically he would want and would make his life easier, without taking any of his autonomy away.

Finland Giving: Quality Time, Acts of Service Receiving: Quality Time, Acts of Service

Fin is not good at being vulnerable or open with other people, despite him wanting to be. Growing up, I see Fin as spending much of his childhood working and putting his own needs aside for other people, only for them to dismiss and undervalue him. He desperately wanted to be seen, valued, and prioritized, to no avail. As a result, what he wants is a person who truly SEES him and values what he does.

He is a firm believer that actions speak louder than words, so he values someone who actively chooses him, notices him for who he is, and is willing to put in the work to prove it. He will put in the work for those he cares about and he will expect them to do the same.

Bonus: I feel that despite him overlooking words via his Finnish humility and awkwardness, he still appreciates kind words from others about him. It’s almost like a reminder that he made a good impression, is valued, and exists to others. Even if he has no idea how to handle compliments and always deflects them.

Iceland Giving: Quality Time, Gifts Receiving: Quality Time, Gifts

Ice has often been alone growing up and left to his own devices, so I feel that he really values someone who takes time out of their day to spend it with him and put him first. Even something as simple as being in each other’s presence can be enough to make his day.

He really values giving and receiving gifts since it shows that he is thinking about other people enough to take the time and get them something meaningful, and getting gifts reminds him that other people did the same for him. I feel like he would be the type to find cool rocks and bring it to his friends like: “hey look, I found this cool rock for you!”

Bonus: He uses this as a friendship test. If you’re not happy about cool rocks then you’re not his friend.

[staryenight]

Body head-canon for APH America

I don’t know why but I really can’t see Alfred with very defined/prominent abs or muscles. Like I get why you would see that but me personally I think he would have more of a softer body type. Somewhat toned arms and a chubby more rounded-ish stomach.

I might do this with other characters idk

[despairgal2312]

What do you think America’s middle name is?

I’m curious since I’ve seen people give him the most random names, from Alfred Fucking Jones to names that are actually plausible like Alfred Franklin Jones.

So, if you want, let me know what does the F. stand for in your opinion

[catslikeio]

Alfred with sharp teeth was an accident 😪

My fave line from Hetalia overall.

[apollo-soyuz1975]

It’s so funny to me seeing different people’s interpretations of Alfred as like a master of masks but when I actually write him, it’s a portrayal of what I want real life USA to be. Someone who is kind and smart and fun and stands up for all of his people and who cares so SO much to the point it hurts. He’s a reflection of a country I would be proud to be a citizen of.

If my America ever seems like “too simple”, this is why. I think he’s just some guy who has a not-so-great past and has to deal with that eating away at his core.

[lemonerix]

I was thinking about the nations' healing abilities and ik they've definitely lost a limb or two in their lifetimes.

headcanon below the cut (cw: dismemberment and decomposition talk)

there's three types of injury that can befall a nation:

an attack on the actual landmass/people = long lasting injuries, wounds eventually heal but will take a long time, and can manifest as a sickness sometimes

an attack on the personification's physical body by another personification = heals relatively quick, but has long lasting effects, and permanent scars, self inflicted wounds also belong to this category

an attack on the personification's physical body by regular humans = short term injuries, no scars, no lasting effects

resurrection is a normal occurrence too, as long as a nation is a nation, they'll be fine.

dismembered country body parts tend to decompose faster than normal, so it's best to bury it or burn it to keep diseases at bay.

the acceleration of decomposition is probably because of the nations' special property that keeps living things that's in close proximity to them most of the time semi immortal, so when a limb disconnects from the body, it essentially makes up for the time it wasn't aging.

[forsoobado137]

I headcanon that America's boss made him go to highschool/college in the 20th century. And it makes me kinda sad because imagine America at the graduation ceremony seeing everyone have their families celebrate and cheer and he's just like 🧍‍♂️

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

Russia (Ivan Braginsky) x Fem!Reader Smut Headcanons

Summary: Just me and my dirty mind rambling on, that is all 😚

Contents/Possible Warnings: breeding kink, SMUT, MDNI

Despite how cruel he is/comes off to as others, Ivan is terrified of being too rough with his partner. Sex is an intimate experience for him in every way possible, so he wants both of you to feel as good as possible.

He'll be as gentle and soft as he can, acting almost as if you're made out of porcelain and you'll break if he moves even slightly just the wrong way.

He's a big man and he knows how strong he can be, especially if he's too lost in the pleasure you're giving him. He holds back a lot more than he'd like to, but to him, it's all worth it knowing that you're not at risk of him accidentally hurting you.

Expect a lot of you being on top when your relationship first begins. It's a position that lets you go at your own pace, something that reassures him heavily. He doesn't want to be too controlling and turn you off, after all.

If you want things a bit (or a lot) rougher, you'll have to ease him into the idea; letting him know you won't break, and you can take a lot more of him than he may think. It takes him some time to really consider it, and when he's finally on board he's still cautious.

But once you've gotten into the swing of things and he realizes just how amazing the experience is for you both, he'll stop holding back.

Every part of him is big, and his cock is no exception. His favorite thing in the world is to hear the sounds you make as he sinks into you, whether it be slow, and full of teasing or quick, and filled with excitement and raw desire.

"Oh? Does that feel good?" He'll ask you with an innocent smile as he pounds into you, watching as your eyes screw shut and your back arches in pleasure; his thick length managing to hit all the right spots.

He can only keep his innocent facade up for so long, however, considering how tight and wet you feel around him it doesn't take long before you're trapped beneath him, growls and curses escaping him as he loses himself in the pleasure.

His second favorite thing has to be filling you up with his cum, making sure to release as deep inside of you as possible. The idea of you getting pregnant sparks something inside of him that nothing else does. Even if you're on the pill, the thought alone still excites him, even if it comes without as much risk.

Anyways, that was my quick little ramble lol.

[merbear25]

Hi, can you please write nsfw headcanons about Axis having spicy dreams about a fem!reader?

Hello! I had some fun thinking of what kinds of dreams they'd have, so I hope I did them justice. I had the most fun with Japan's, honestly. 🤭 Thank you for sending in this request. I hope you like what I've written for you! 💜💜

CW: NSFW, MDNI, fem!reader, vaginal penetration, headcanons

Having a wet dream about you (Germany, Italy, Japan)

Germany

You were always strong-willed, able to handle yourself in any situation. However, that night he dreamed of you unraveling beneath him, completely and utterly losing all sense of self.

With a face that typically held a poised expression, your jaw was slacked and he had you panting for more. Only you could make looking pathetic sexy. Pushing both of you over the edge with one final thrust, he was abruptly woken up by his alarm.

Looking down, he groaned at the mess he made. However, the little bit of extra effort in the morning wasn’t something he was going to let sour his whole day.

Heading out the door at his normal time, he was at the track punctually, waiting for the other two to arrive. Japan was on time and Italy was running late just like every day. Looking over, he saw you coming.

His mind immediately recalled the dream he had of you, but he tried with all might to keep his composure, no matter how awkward he felt about it. You informed him that you thought it’d be a good idea to get back in the swing of things and start exercising again. He felt like you adding that being under his guidance would be the best decision was unnecessary, but that was mostly due to it making it hard to suppress the hue on his cheeks.

Clearing his throat, he instructed the session once Italy finally arrived. Remaining focused wasn’t something he thought he’d be struggling with that day.

Italy

With the cool wind coming through the window, rain started pitter pattering against the shingles. You were cuddled up with him, slightly shivering from the sudden chilly weather. Wrapping his arms around you, the sweet embrace easily drifted into wandering hands and heated kisses.

Curled up in his warm arms, he thrusted into you. Despite the early morning calling for lazy motions, you were hitting all the right spots for him. The nice breeze casted over him, sending a shiver down his spine. His breath was hot in your ear as he cooed sweet nothings upon climaxing.

Stretching under his newly soiled sheets, he didn’t have a care in the world. Feeling completely relaxed, he lazily made his way throughout the house.

Going about his day as normal - relaxing under a tree, eating, napping, taking a stroll in the park - he caught sight of you coming out of the shop.

Without thinking twice, he called out to you and made his way over. The conversation alluded to no lingering remnants of the previous night’s dream, seeing as he saw no real reason to dwell on it.

Exchanging pleasantries, he always enjoyed chatting with you. You were so kind and easy to talk to. With the wind picking up, you shuddered from the drop in temperature, immediately taking him back to that precious moment that never happened.

Japan

You’d just finished eating dinner and were now in the kitchen doing the washing up. You looked so sweet with the pink bow from your apron tied behind your back. You took really good care of him, leaving him wanting to give you a bit more attention that night.

Wrapping his arms around you, he kissed your neck tenderly, whispering how good you were to him. Yanking your skirt up, he thrusted into you with fervor that had you quaking. As you gripped the kitchen counter, you bit your bottom lip so as to muffle your low moans. Cupping your breasts from behind, he placed soft kisses along your shoulder. With a final wave of ecstasy consuming you both, the vibrations from his phone pulled him out of the post-nut haze.

Pondering there for a moment, he had a difficult time wrapping his head around the dream he just had. Besides the obvious, you weren’t his wife. You weren’t even dating. Trying not to overthink it, he proceeded to clean up.

Already shifting to that day’s list of things to do, he was out the door. Though the day was admittedly long, everything went off without a hitch and the dream felt like it was ages ago.

Seeing you outside of your place on his way home, you asked if he’d eaten yet. You told him that you’d prepared a bit too much food and if he’d like, he was welcome to join you.

Taking you up on your offer, he was thoroughly enjoying spending quality time with you. Offering to help clean up, you were grateful for his kind gesture. Trailing behind you, he saw you put on an apron, making the dream feel all too real.

[moonami]

Meep meep

I know Yao should be the one with the most trained body bc of his martial artist background, but the idea that he's insanely strong yet doesn't have big muscles to show off is funny.

Alfred is still obsessed with his weight yet won't stop eating fast food, so he tries to compensate it by going to the gym...To build muscles to show off only, he doesn't need to train actual strength? He's already superhuman thank u.

And Ivan...He stores fat for the winter, it does a funny jiggle jiggle(don't u dare to point out his tummy's jiggle physics or it is Joever)

[yawujin]

uggh i genuinely can't remember if you've done this already (ignore if so!) buuuut could i req with allies and axis seeing their s/o wear their clothes? i absolutely love these type of scenarios i could never get tired of em lol

heyy !! i really love these scenarios too! i think they're adorable, so thanks for the request 🤍

{ request } allies & axis | wearing their clothes ♥︎

type • established relationship , romantic relationship , cute , light hearted , scenarios , imagines , china is RICHH , england is a little intimidated(?)

❥ allies

america/alfred f. jones

he takes one look at them and smiles. who knew that his bomber jacket could look so cute─and stylish ─on his love?

a thought pops into his mind; he should get them a matching jacket! now wouldn't that look nice?

"stay right there!" he exclaims, going on to grab his phone to take a quick photo. "...and pose!" he jokes. he needed to capture how darling they looked in his clothing <3

england/arthur kirkland

they call his name, to which he just replies with a "yes?"

barely looking up from an article in the papers that has caught his attention, england sees his love wearing his very own forest green uniform blazer. he takes a double take and just stares.

he wants to say they look fantastic, elegant, stunning, distinguished. all those wonderful discriptors of how great they look in this moment.

he blinks, looking away. england is clearing his throat and swallows hard before speaking: "you look nice," he kicks himself for not speaking up. "come sit." which is subtle wording for 'oh god, come sit next to me so i can be in your presense for a little while longer'

france/francis bonnefoy

france is not one to hide his feelings. he lets them manifest however he sees fit, which usually is on his face.

his eyes go wide when he sees that his love is wearing his clothes, rushing towards them to get a better look.

france give them compliment after compliment , admiring how it looks while they're wearing it, to commenting how the colors bring out their eyes.

"you already look good in whatever you wear, so it's only natural you look good in my clothes."

canada/matthieu williams

when they joke around with the idea of them "stealing" his clothes, canada welcomes them to dig through his closet anytime to find more clothes that they think will fit and/or look good on themselves

he didn't know what he was expecting them to find, but he didn't expect them to look this adorable while wearing them

"maybe you should wear sweatshirts more often, eh?"

russia/ivan braginski

he's confused on why they would want to wear his clothes since they are so big they'll just end up not fitting them.

"if you need to be warmer, just come to me for hugs, yes?"

he's not going to admit how much he adores seeing them wear clothes that big in size 🫢 nope

china/yao wang

he takes one look at them and figures 'no, this won't do' and takes them shopping immediately

they want to tell him that they weren't implying that they wanted a new wardrobe 😭 but all the beautiful expensive clothing inside the store was so captivating

"there, see? now you don't have to wear mine"

they kind of just wanted to see if china would think they were cute or not, but new clothes works good too ദ്ദി´▽`)

❥ axis

n. italy/feliciano vargas

"ve...since when do you look so stylish?" italy flirts with them

he thinks they look really cute in his clothes, although they are only slightly bigger on them

nevertheless, he invites them to borrow any of his clothes from his closet anytime <3

germany/ludwig beilschmidt

he's kind of just staring in awe. he hadn't realized that his clothes could look that big on somebody else.

in typical germany fashion, he asks for them to fold his clothing neatly after they are done wearing them

he steps away for a while with the image of them in his clothes stuck in his head. he can feel his own heartbeat speed up. verdammt. he thinks to himself. that was so cute. they're so cute...

japan/kiku honda

similar to china, japan sees this act as a subtle hint that his love wants to buy clothing just like his

"if you wanted to match shirts with me , you could have just asked..."

he thinks about it a second more and a visible flush of pale red appears on his face. japan begins to blush at the thought of you two wearing matching clothes/pyjamas 🫣

prussia/gilbert beilschmidt

doesn't think much of it other than the fact that of course they would want to wear his clothes...they're awesome, he's awesome

"are they comfy?"

he asks half jokingly. when they say yes, his smile widens and he tells them that they're welcome to wear his clothes all they want. maybe his awesomeness will rub off on them too

s. italy/lovino vargas

he wants to tell them that they look funny, dorky, and just outright ridiculous while wearing his clothes

oh, but he can't...he thinks that them wearing his own clothes is actually pretty adorable

"yeah, you're cute. now give them back." he huffs

that image of them will now replay in his head for the rest of the week day

[shtibididopdopyesyes]

Hetalia characters I HC as smokers

• England: cigarette smoker • Russia: cigarette smoker • Canada: week smoker • Romano: cigarette smoker • Prussia: vape smoker • Austria: cigarette smoker • Latvia: cigarette smoker • Liechtenstein: vape smoker, she also has tried cigarettes, hookah and weed (plz don't tell Switzerland) • Nethetlands: weed smoker • Turkey: cigarette and hookah smoker • Greece: cigarette smoker • Bulgaria: cigarette smoker • Cuba: cigar smoker

[ashieeeesh]

im sORRY BUT IM GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE FRANCE HAHAHAHAH

Edit: FRANCE BUT MAKE IT MORE CUNTY

[the-heaminator]

Do you think Alfred ever gave into the idiot thoughts and drank lava. BC if I was immortal I'd slurp that shit up

[faunabel]

ita thoughts as usual... i've had this concept sitting in my drafts for a while

so... very early on in canon, i can't find the manga panel, but in the anime sub, italy says "i've always been ruled by another country, so i've always dreamed of having a friend."

then in the hetalia collezione that came out a few years ago...

italy is stated to view germany as his first friend.

so just. first of all. holy shit. this guy has been around at least 1500 years and GERMANY. WHO HE MET IN THE 1900S, IS THE FIRST PERSON HE HIMSELF CONSIDERS TO BE HIS FIRST FRIEND? the first person who doesn't treat him like an object to claim ownership over (how i'm interpreting things, anyway). can we talk about this. can we talk about how lonely he must have been all those years. can we talk about the fact that as many people as he knew, he never considered any of them to be a friend to him? can we talk about the fact that maybe he's so friendly because he was so lonely for so long...