the-heaminator
the-heaminator
You either die a twink or live long enough to become the bear
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Let there be crack. I am the Heam. Enjoy your stay. 18+
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the-heaminator · 2 hours ago
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cat can:
snuggle
biting you
eat food AND plastic
so scared of car sounds
locate Bug
Make sounds
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the-heaminator · 3 hours ago
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Nowadays we still associate scythes with grim reapers, but forget the original cultural context: scythes being a familiar farming tool that most people had at home, a mundane domestic object, elevated into a poignant symbol of the harvest and the cyclic nature of time. and a fitting symbol, because death also is as mundane, familiar, and reliable as the changing of the seasons.
my point being: a modernized grim reaper would be best portrayed as a skeleton carrying a leaf blower
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the-heaminator · 3 hours ago
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Berry picking fit
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the-heaminator · 3 hours ago
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the-heaminator · 5 hours ago
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You know I'm weirdly excited for when my sister eventually gets a phone. Like. What bs is this girl going to be messaging me bro
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the-heaminator · 6 hours ago
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MARY yeah, i just don’t know anymore. everywhere i go, and everything i do just… feels wrong. [...] DEAN you gotta figure out what he hell he is and fast. BOBBY dean, there is a worst case scenario. [...] DEAN well, then what? BOBBY maybe it's just sam. SAM yeah, mom. you don’t have to explain anything. i get it.
(WITHIN) LIMINALITY
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the-heaminator · 7 hours ago
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First person to ever be called a lesbian was a man. Reports indicate radfems are malding as we speak.
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the-heaminator · 7 hours ago
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friendsies ft. sam looking for art references and his soft, smooth voice
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the-heaminator · 7 hours ago
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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the-heaminator · 7 hours ago
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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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the-heaminator · 7 hours ago
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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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okay I gave up on this so I’ll throw it here
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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okay I gave up on this so I’ll throw it here
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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okay I gave up on this so I’ll throw it here
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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okay I gave up on this so I’ll throw it here
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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BERRIES OBTAINED
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the-heaminator · 10 hours ago
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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that
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