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lifespectator · 6 months ago

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GIRL JUST DOMINATE 🥵

#SCREAM IF YOU’RE REAL #bc ain’t no way

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filmbyjy · 9 months ago

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also, was no one gonna casually tell me

THAT FUCKING LEE HEESEUNG COLLABED WITH JYP PAPI??

#this is a fever dream #bc ain’t no way #I just saw jaehyun from boynextdoor just out dance JYP this morning

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stinkrat-aleks · 27 days ago

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Soccer Cherik each getting jealous of the other co-parenting, yeah they match each other's freak

THEY ARE JEALOUS FREAKS

#but Erik would implode if he knew what Gabrielle haller looked like #soccer AU #cherik #aleks art #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #magda maximoff #xmen #also this isn’t accurate bc by 1994 Magda would be nearly done with her twin pregnancy. ain’t no way she’d be that small

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giddlygoat · 8 months ago

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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

#smb #mario #princess peach #idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach #no id #giddly’s art #please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did #this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women #mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag #bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on #but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is #he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out #I LIKE THEM OK 💥

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koipudding · 27 days ago

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jing yuan would laugh, and you wish he could age so you can see the crows feet near his eyes when you call him 老公 (laogong->husband.)

he’ll poke your cheeks and his heart gets all mushy if Yanqing calls him 爸爸 (baba->dad).

oh domestic jing yuan save me.

(he’ll call you qīn ái ->親愛->dearest; just to be silly :3)

one day i’ll write a fic where jing yuan uses chinese endearments for reader.

low-key wanna do one for dh too��

#i only ever heard my mom use that #idk where the idea it means old man comes from?#i have no idea what zhang fu means #ik it’s similar but i googled the characters for laogong earlier bc i don’t have the cn keyboard downloaded #but laogong is familiar and makes me feel at home #jing yuan x reader #koi♪#koi’s fish tank #retaking chinese bc i only know it orally and i cant write or read for shit #i got westernized ahhhhh #my grandparents refused to let #me learn #so i am trying to catch up rn.#i see a lot of fics where luofu charas only use jp endearments #like someone needs that representation but it ain’t me lol #i will!!! i’ll find a way to incorporate it!!!

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ratshells · 9 months ago

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I do not trust Leander w the information about the MC’s hands like at all!! like, I just figured that the information about the hands was payment for the room because knowledge is currency and whatever but… other than that… what is he going to do w that information. Because if you do Vere’s little route, he says that word about your hands can easily get you locked up or killed like him. And Leander is the only one who knows what you’re capable of.. and has shown his manipulative side (multiple times),, so what is keeping him from using the hands thing as a “gotcha” for the mc to keep them from ruining his reputation (bc you know damn well you’re gonna see something unsavory w him bc there’s no way he’s not doing some fuck ass shit on the low). like idk i think that telling Leander of all people this info will bite the mc in the ass somehow.

#you know it’s Mattie’s Leander post bc I can’t go a day without saying something negative ab him😕#but idk i feel like.. y’all r too comfortable w him #idk what kind of underground rings he fucks around in but…#ain’t no way your info is not getting leaked like an old person’s credit card info on a sketchy website #those eyes are too cold and dead and emotionless for him to be the sweetheart he parades himself as #i don’t actually know what he would gain yet from snitching but… idk the thoughts there #ts game #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #ts leander

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thekintsugikids · 11 months ago

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someone pointed out something i’d been delusionally thinking about patrick’s in-ears for a bit and i feel like i’m going insane

#god. can you hear me.#immediately texted rachel am i being punk’d rn bc……..ain’t no way………..#patrick stump #fall out boy #fob #soul punk #my brain is losing functionality #like i gotta be hallucinating…….#healing tour of all time n all that oh my god #have yall already seen this probably but I HAVENT good god

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beartes22 · 3 months ago

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Season 2 Jayce with season 1 Viktor this, beard Jayce with young Viktor that….fools, all of you. I raise you, season 2 arc 2 Viktor and season 1 Jayce.

#like…not putting Viktor in his whole machine herald get up not because this would not work on season 1 Jayce. it would. we all know it would #I just have a terrible weakness for Jesus viktor with his grape blu hextech body and the blanket as a tunic #what a look I mean #but yeah. young enthusiastic dreamer Jayce that just wants to bring magic back into the world Mets very much magical and balayage hair Vik?#Viktor is eating him for breakfast. he is having a tea (science) party in the cosmos everyday with this young fascinated Jayce #he is explaining the wonders of the universe non stop until Jayce has a nerd meltdown and just catapult himself into Viktor’s arms #Jayce being like a yappy chihuahua to whoever doesn’t notice Viktor is the best thing ever #(he is inoffensive but very annoying and loud about it)#and getting very angry about it ‘he killed people jayce!’ ‘he did not! he just make himself their life support! because he is so supportive!#Viktor is just like spiraling at top speed but without actually moving bc season 1 Jayce has so many questions and he has to answer them all #so logically the world has to wait for Viktor to fix it bc first he has to explain to Jayce how it works #season 1 Jayce accidentally saving the world bc of the joy of discovery! viktor slowly being like wait…I ain’t dying anymore no need to rush #and being like let’s learn everything about a butterfly and then try and recreate it with magic or sth #and then they try some other things and Viktor realizing slowly (by the time they have a hextech zoo or sth) that his way #does not truly bring life or evolves for life but stagnates it. the beings cannot adapt cannot grow cannot change and thus are not alive #and Jayce being all ‘oh no what about you?’ and ‘I will love you forever’ and ?you are so intelligent pls devour me carnally’ idk #the way the stumble into the joy of a fix it bc they are too busy nerding out - also Viktor realizing Jayce still has human needs and all #and realizing those allowances are not weakness - this is a reach he would never do that but oh well this is also fanfic.#ANYWAY. season 2 Viktor season 1 Jayce! hear me out!!#jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane

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bitchslapblastoids · 7 months ago

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keep thinking about this very wholesome comment i saw the other day in the thread about dan on the “Large Penis Support Group” forum (yes you read that right and yes the thread is actually about dan)

#they ain’t wrong #I only wandered into this forum bc somebody referenced it in a tag on here #it is hilarious to see clear undercover phans in there though like there are some posters who know WAY too much to just be thirsty gays #dan Howell #dan and Phil

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cupiidzbow · 7 months ago

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everyone on donkey kong island: hello lgbt community

#SORRY I WANTED TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY #this is just how I see them personally and it was for fun so lalalaaa I love when ppl have different hcs 🥹#notes : I honestly can see funky as gay or bi so I’m not rlly sure where I land anymore WHOOPS 😭😭😭#he’s probably nonbinary but he got a job so he ain’t rlly worried abt that #cranky is by but in the you probably didn’t know way I think that’s funny #dk comes out to cranky loke ‘I think I’m bi’ and crankys like okay so? you’re not special what man hasn’t kissed man before 😒’#and dk’s like 😐#( k. rool is just a bitter old gay man bc him and cranky broke up 45 years ago and he never got over it )#I think kalyspo and candy deserve to run in the sunset together godbless #I love my little trans monkeys 🤗#donkey kong #donkey kong country #my edits!#dkc

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kaidanalenkosprmanager · 29 days ago

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Sophie Oliveira-Shepard Alenko-Oliveira and Kaidan Alenko-Oliveira - ME3 (2/?) "I want to be your strength. Your soft place to land." Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021) + Bonus

#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard #kaidan alenko #shenko #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #dailygaming #otp: you’re real enough for me #heyyyy i’m back with more shenko content bc these two live rent free in my brain :)#you know how i always say ‘this is coolest shit i’ve ever made’ well guess what this is my favorite set i’ve ever made :)#this is my favorite cutscene in ME3 and probably all of mass effect and no one can change that #the way that they look at each other? the softness? the gentle touches? rent. free.#those last four gifs? my favorite 4 seconds in mass effect #soph having horrible nightmares and insomnia throughout her life is very canon so this cutscene is everything to me #it's something about the hurt/comfort of it all. it resonates so well with them. it's spawned so much of their characterization for me :)#i thought about dialogue relating to something non-reaper related but i just wanted the gifs to do the talking this time #the little like half second blurry shot of the picture frame was part of the inspiration for this set :)#it was too important to me to NOT render something out to put in the picture frame by their bed :) and it was going to be on inta’sei #but then i settled for a mission on illium that takes place between ME1/ME2 that’s just the two of them that i will pen out as a oneshot #at some point™️ the render inspired a great many ideas for it. and i had to do a bonus to get a better look at it ;)#i’ll probably throw the actual piece up in the future lol but it was nice seeing it in game :) and kaidan’s tattoos and his piercings :)#it ain’t a mira gifset unless i do something slightly convoluted to show off little pieces of canon :)#thanks for listening to my mini rant :) have a good day like always friend 💙

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astrothii · 1 year ago

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“somehow ventress returned” AND I’M NOT COMPLAINING LETS GO

#don’t get me wrong i loved dark disciple but i think ventress deserves a better end #if she’s not a clone or smth i hope she gets a good end this season #her and chuchi too bc ain’t no way palps is letting her live #star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch trailer

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elizakai · 9 months ago

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i love the MTTRIO because they are all judgy hypocritical little shits living off of spite and appy juice

#utmv #mttrio #bad sanses #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #also like #killer is the only one of them that actually would #kill for the hell of it #which i find funny and much more interesting then them all being trigger happy #horror is kinda just a guy man #his hands ain’t clean and he def has his episodes but. he’s unlikely to kill someone unless they piss him off tbh #and you know he’s super judgmental of the other two for any violence they’ve committed #dust doesn’t enjoy violence #he does it out of a self perscribed obligation #he ‘has to’#so if he has no reason to kill he’s not gonna do it #in fact his creators depict him as someone who will rescue someone who’s going to be harmed without merit #remorseful murderer( and yk he judges killer too)#but he likes horror #but horror probably hates him #and killer couldn’t care less he hates them all and simultaneously loves them bcs they are fun #quotations around fun #killer also knows their opinions hold like little value #at least they are unpredictable and entertaining #they all suck #and i love them #and let’s talk about all the ways they could learn to accept eachother ok #bcs that’s what i need in life #i hate them all

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mskinkyafro · 5 months ago

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I don’t understand how it’s clown behavior if the Li decided to chose their partner over Mc in the challenge. Even if they kissed you on the date/by the pool. Why are ppl acting like they wouldn’t be rioting if their Li DIDN’T chose their Mc in the challenge if they were partners.

Like cmon now. Take some damn chill pills. How is it acting like they married off for still wanting to give some attention to their partner. Yall would be screaming it’s red flag and shitty of them to be dogging out their partner.

I know some are just shooting the shit, but others are deadass. And I’m like damn. Y’all are so fun 😭

#love island the game #litg #litg s10 #litg winning hearts #we loosing the plot a bit #some of yall already ready to drop them bc they ain’t worshipping Mc #I’m sorry you can’t have it both ways 😭#we DON’T need MC to be constantly fawn over #it’s annoying and boring as fuck

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kentocidal · 1 year ago

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sero hanta makes you reach down to put it in. if you even care. like he makes you squirm and laughs as you whimper when you feel his heady, leaky tip kiss your hole. “put it in, sweetheart,” he whispers to you, grabbing your hand and tugging it to his cock, “you gotta work a little more for it.”

#woodrow.txt #something has come over me #sero.txt #edit: i wrote this because not everyone subscribes to my canon of they/them sero hanta #which everyone should by the way #but if you’ve seen the light like i have just know i’m actually talking about their* cock/strap #from now on i’ll be using they/them pronouns for sero btw. establishing that here bc ik ain’t no one gonna read these

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catwouthats · 7 months ago

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I’m researching all the animals wolverine gets compared to so I can see which ones are most like him and to which degree they are like him.

Bro this shit is fueling headcanons…

His love language is definitely gift giving, but he wouldn’t usually say the gift is from him. It would just appear at the person’s place. Like randomly, his friends get random tiny things, and they have no fucking clue where they come from??? And things they thought they lost appear again?? They must just think they are lucky at first.

#he shares most characteristics of a wolverine #most #at least the way I interpret him #bc I don’t think he is actually a loner (like a wolverine)#but rather a pack animal kinda guy (like a wolf)#otherwise he is basically just a wolverine which actually just makes me love him more #and just fuelsssss headcanons #however their are some characteristics of him that I haven’t found yet #what fucking animal gets caught up in killing that they accidentally kill more than just the people attacking them?#(besides a human)#bc it ain’t a wolverine #they seem more deliberate with their ACTS of aggression #again #acts bc they are scavengers and don’t actually kill much #they mainly just terrify other animals… they are still dangerous tho #very territorial little guys #I actually am pretty sure his berserk mode might just be an animal stereotype #just like how him being an alpha of that pack of wolves was a stereotype #(ig not all of his mutations are ‘“animal like’’. some may just be exaggerated human faults)#also did you know that Wolverines are actually the BIGGEST of their family?#ah so cute… many are weasels fucking dangerous thank god they are only 6 ounces #unfortunately I can’t say the same about wolverines #I actually am having so much fun researching these animals can you tell?#wolverine #wolverine comics #headcanon #wolverine headcanon #x men

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