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lifespectator · 5 months ago

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GIRL JUST DOMINATE 🥵

#SCREAM IF YOU’RE REAL #bc ain’t no way

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filmbyjy · 7 months ago

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also, was no one gonna casually tell me

THAT FUCKING LEE HEESEUNG COLLABED WITH JYP PAPI??

#this is a fever dream #bc ain’t no way #I just saw jaehyun from boynextdoor just out dance JYP this morning

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giddlygoat · 6 months ago

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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

#smb #mario #princess peach #idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach #no id #giddly’s art #please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did #this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women #mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag #bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on #but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is #he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out #I LIKE THEM OK 💥

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ratshells · 8 months ago

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I do not trust Leander w the information about the MC’s hands like at all!! like, I just figured that the information about the hands was payment for the room because knowledge is currency and whatever but… other than that… what is he going to do w that information. Because if you do Vere’s little route, he says that word about your hands can easily get you locked up or killed like him. And Leander is the only one who knows what you’re capable of.. and has shown his manipulative side (multiple times),, so what is keeping him from using the hands thing as a “gotcha” for the mc to keep them from ruining his reputation (bc you know damn well you’re gonna see something unsavory w him bc there’s no way he’s not doing some fuck ass shit on the low). like idk i think that telling Leander of all people this info will bite the mc in the ass somehow.

#you know it’s Mattie’s Leander post bc I can’t go a day without saying something negative ab him😕#but idk i feel like.. y’all r too comfortable w him #idk what kind of underground rings he fucks around in but…#ain’t no way your info is not getting leaked like an old person’s credit card info on a sketchy website #those eyes are too cold and dead and emotionless for him to be the sweetheart he parades himself as #i don’t actually know what he would gain yet from snitching but… idk the thoughts there #ts game #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #ts leander

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thekintsugikids · 10 months ago

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someone pointed out something i’d been delusionally thinking about patrick’s in-ears for a bit and i feel like i’m going insane

#god. can you hear me.#immediately texted rachel am i being punk’d rn bc……..ain’t no way………..#patrick stump #fall out boy #fob #soul punk #my brain is losing functionality #like i gotta be hallucinating…….#healing tour of all time n all that oh my god #have yall already seen this probably but I HAVENT good god

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beartes22 · 1 month ago

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Season 2 Jayce with season 1 Viktor this, beard Jayce with young Viktor that….fools, all of you. I raise you, season 2 arc 2 Viktor and season 1 Jayce.

#like…not putting Viktor in his whole machine herald get up not because this would not work on season 1 Jayce. it would. we all know it would #I just have a terrible weakness for Jesus viktor with his grape blu hextech body and the blanket as a tunic #what a look I mean #but yeah. young enthusiastic dreamer Jayce that just wants to bring magic back into the world Mets very much magical and balayage hair Vik?#Viktor is eating him for breakfast. he is having a tea (science) party in the cosmos everyday with this young fascinated Jayce #he is explaining the wonders of the universe non stop until Jayce has a nerd meltdown and just catapult himself into Viktor’s arms #Jayce being like a yappy chihuahua to whoever doesn’t notice Viktor is the best thing ever #(he is inoffensive but very annoying and loud about it)#and getting very angry about it ‘he killed people jayce!’ ‘he did not! he just make himself their life support! because he is so supportive!#Viktor is just like spiraling at top speed but without actually moving bc season 1 Jayce has so many questions and he has to answer them all #so logically the world has to wait for Viktor to fix it bc first he has to explain to Jayce how it works #season 1 Jayce accidentally saving the world bc of the joy of discovery! viktor slowly being like wait…I ain’t dying anymore no need to rush #and being like let’s learn everything about a butterfly and then try and recreate it with magic or sth #and then they try some other things and Viktor realizing slowly (by the time they have a hextech zoo or sth) that his way #does not truly bring life or evolves for life but stagnates it. the beings cannot adapt cannot grow cannot change and thus are not alive #and Jayce being all ‘oh no what about you?’ and ‘I will love you forever’ and ?you are so intelligent pls devour me carnally’ idk #the way the stumble into the joy of a fix it bc they are too busy nerding out - also Viktor realizing Jayce still has human needs and all #and realizing those allowances are not weakness - this is a reach he would never do that but oh well this is also fanfic.#ANYWAY. season 2 Viktor season 1 Jayce! hear me out!!#jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane

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bitchslapblastoids · 6 months ago

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keep thinking about this very wholesome comment i saw the other day in the thread about dan on the “Large Penis Support Group” forum (yes you read that right and yes the thread is actually about dan)

#they ain’t wrong #I only wandered into this forum bc somebody referenced it in a tag on here #it is hilarious to see clear undercover phans in there though like there are some posters who know WAY too much to just be thirsty gays #dan Howell #dan and Phil

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cupiidzbow · 5 months ago

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everyone on donkey kong island: hello lgbt community

#SORRY I WANTED TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY #this is just how I see them personally and it was for fun so lalalaaa I love when ppl have different hcs 🥹#notes : I honestly can see funky as gay or bi so I’m not rlly sure where I land anymore WHOOPS 😭😭😭#he’s probably nonbinary but he got a job so he ain’t rlly worried abt that #cranky is by but in the you probably didn’t know way I think that’s funny #dk comes out to cranky loke ‘I think I’m bi’ and crankys like okay so? you’re not special what man hasn’t kissed man before 😒’#and dk’s like 😐#( k. rool is just a bitter old gay man bc him and cranky broke up 45 years ago and he never got over it )#I think kalyspo and candy deserve to run in the sunset together godbless #I love my little trans monkeys 🤗#donkey kong #donkey kong country #my edits!#dkc

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astrothii · 1 year ago

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“somehow ventress returned” AND I’M NOT COMPLAINING LETS GO

#don’t get me wrong i loved dark disciple but i think ventress deserves a better end #if she’s not a clone or smth i hope she gets a good end this season #her and chuchi too bc ain’t no way palps is letting her live #star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch trailer

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mariusroyale · 2 years ago

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“We’re runnin’ outta time!”

“Why can’t I do this?”

“I’m failing you.”

you know what gets me about this scene? other than my boy crying bc oh god i just wanna hug him i just had to rewatch it bc the raph edits in my fyp are BRUTAL

their expressions

ok not only are they drawn so well (you know what i mean like how well the style is maintained) but it’s the way that each of them look

look at how upset they are after seeing raph fall apart and letting it sit for a sec

LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

LOOK AT MIKEY’S FACE— I WILL SOB.

#how often do you think he’s fallen apart in front of them???#not cry bc he’s done that multiple times in front of them #but showed how much the pressure gets to him??#i can only imagine he’d try to lessen these burdens on Leo once he becomes leader #bc lord knows he’d probably do the same as his brother and try carrying it on his own #but raph would be like i ain’t havin none of that #and teaches his bro how to balance things out now that he knows better #but god the way he just deliver ‘im failing you’ absolutely fucking wrecks me #i just wanna grab his face and be like #YOURE ALL DOING THE BEST YOU CAN WITH THE KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES YOURE NOT PREPARED FOR #ITS OKAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE THE ANSWERS #rottmnt #rottmnt screenshot #rise raph #rise donnie #rise mikey #rise leo

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yakultii · 3 months ago

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missed my very small falling sleep window and suddenly it’s 4am :(

#damn it bc I actually wanted to go to the market in the morning but ain’t no way im waking up #I could still go and like sleep when im dead but idk I kinda wanna stay in bed for a long time #beyond tired lord help me #I just read for 40 mins but im too tired to continue #must try to sleep now #YAKULTII #I FEEL LIKE DESSERT SO BAD RN BUT I DONT HAVE ANYTHING :(((((((((((

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elizakai · 8 months ago

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i love the MTTRIO because they are all judgy hypocritical little shits living off of spite and appy juice

#utmv #mttrio #bad sanses #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #also like #killer is the only one of them that actually would #kill for the hell of it #which i find funny and much more interesting then them all being trigger happy #horror is kinda just a guy man #his hands ain’t clean and he def has his episodes but. he’s unlikely to kill someone unless they piss him off tbh #and you know he’s super judgmental of the other two for any violence they’ve committed #dust doesn’t enjoy violence #he does it out of a self perscribed obligation #he ‘has to’#so if he has no reason to kill he’s not gonna do it #in fact his creators depict him as someone who will rescue someone who’s going to be harmed without merit #remorseful murderer( and yk he judges killer too)#but he likes horror #but horror probably hates him #and killer couldn’t care less he hates them all and simultaneously loves them bcs they are fun #quotations around fun #killer also knows their opinions hold like little value #at least they are unpredictable and entertaining #they all suck #and i love them #and let’s talk about all the ways they could learn to accept eachother ok #bcs that’s what i need in life #i hate them all

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chirpsythismorning · 8 months ago

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The way fans on the st sub are almost all in agreement Nancy ending up with neither Jon nor Steve wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, and how they can even come up with a sleuth of reasons as to why, honestly pretty valid and fair reasons, but then are absolutely gobsmacked when fans merely speculate something along those lines for El is, quite something.

#el hopper #byler #platonic elmike #stranger things #this is coming from someone who ADORED mileven in s1-2 #I literally skipped all of s2 in my rewatch before s3 aired bc I just wanted to see their reunion #then s3 happened #and I was confused at #A LOT of ppl are #and anyone coming to voice that confusion is ran off Reddit like they’re committing a crime #like would it hurt y’all to have some of the same common sense you have for el like you do with Nancy #??#I am more jancy leaning but also I just feel like it’s certain stancy ain’t happening #but I’m also not totally against Nancy wanting to be on her own for a while #maybe they’d imply jancy Will find their way back to each other #maybe they’re teamed up in s5 and wait until the very end to cement that certainty for each other #but I would not hate their stories if Nancy and Jon decided to live their own lives #FOR THEMSELVES #Nancy doing what she wants and loves #Jonathan doing what he wants instead of just doing stuff that helps people around him #and I’m not going to even get into the reasons why el and mike would benefit from living for themselves outside of their relationship #the attachment to the ship is stronger than any sort of attachment to the character #and when the things keeping them together are not strong to begin with…#that attachment is doomed and hard to watch and enjoy like idgi at all #also; all the pro-ronance comments on there getting like 30+ likes??#go ronance I guess??!??#idk if it’s because they think byler actually has a serious possibility while ronance has less build up #so they can sort of play with that idea without actually having to take it seriously…#at least ronance has a positive audience on there #a win is a win I guess 😭🫡

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mskinkyafro · 3 months ago

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I don’t understand how it’s clown behavior if the Li decided to chose their partner over Mc in the challenge. Even if they kissed you on the date/by the pool. Why are ppl acting like they wouldn’t be rioting if their Li DIDN’T chose their Mc in the challenge if they were partners.

Like cmon now. Take some damn chill pills. How is it acting like they married off for still wanting to give some attention to their partner. Yall would be screaming it’s red flag and shitty of them to be dogging out their partner.

I know some are just shooting the shit, but others are deadass. And I’m like damn. Y’all are so fun 😭

#love island the game #litg #litg s10 #litg winning hearts #we loosing the plot a bit #some of yall already ready to drop them bc they ain’t worshipping Mc #I’m sorry you can’t have it both ways 😭#we DON’T need MC to be constantly fawn over #it’s annoying and boring as fuck

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kentocidal · 1 year ago

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sero hanta makes you reach down to put it in. if you even care. like he makes you squirm and laughs as you whimper when you feel his heady, leaky tip kiss your hole. “put it in, sweetheart,” he whispers to you, grabbing your hand and tugging it to his cock, “you gotta work a little more for it.”

#woodrow.txt #something has come over me #sero.txt #edit: i wrote this because not everyone subscribes to my canon of they/them sero hanta #which everyone should by the way #but if you’ve seen the light like i have just know i’m actually talking about their* cock/strap #from now on i’ll be using they/them pronouns for sero btw. establishing that here bc ik ain’t no one gonna read these

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strawberrypinky · 10 months ago

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basically a shower thought BUT:

When Gortash speaks to Durge about the Temple of Bhaal, he says he does not know where it is located. However, the Temple of Bhaal is basically right next to the same boat which takes the player & party to the Morphic Pool of the Elder Brain.

Does Gortash teleport to the Morphic Pool of the Elder Brain? Are there multiple entrances from which he can access it? Because if not & he takes the same old boat Tav/Durge take to reach it —

How did he miss the Temple of Bhaal?? It is literally next door???

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