#this is a fever dream

[miscellaneoussmp]

The current lore??? Is this lore??

[vampirevogue]

When were ya’ll gonna tell me that Lestat gets stalked by the ACTUAL DEVIL, drinks the blood of Christ, visits heaven and hell, and drinks period blood all in the same book?

Anne Rice really said “you know what would be fun?” and then wrote the most off guard, random story ever (I kinda love it though).

[buckymilf]

sebastian stan with long hair again and looking all beefy and thick for a marvel movie

chris evans and sebastian seeing each other and interacting together in a movie

happy 2016 to everyone

[nobetawesuffer]

If someone told me in 2019 that we would witness max call Charles in for his interview live and then proceed to do a joint banter/giggles/interview, I would have laughed at you

[hyperfixiation-station]

A Kiss And A Key Pt. 1

TW: Angst, Violence, MW3 spoilers

Summary: You 'betrayed' the 141 to go on an undercover mission. Everything is fine until Ghost is brought in as a prisoner to the base you have infiltrated.

Pairing: Ghost x reader

PART 2

You were undercover, trying to get information on Makarov for the 141. It was a hard and painful mission, but you had said yes anyways. You had said yes, knowing you would never be able to hold the trust of your teammates, of your friends, of your family ever again. Price had not wanted to ask you, but he did, and you had agreed, much to his chagrin. You knew you were the only one who even had a chance of pulling this off, and you weren’t going to pass it off to someone less skilled only for them to get killed.

Things were going fine,for the most part. The hardest thing you had had to do was reveal you were a traitor. You will never forget the look in Ghost’s eyes as you shot Soap and walked away with Makarov. Of course, you didn't hit Soap anywhere fatal, just pistol whipped him and grazed the side of his skull, but from any point of view other than your own, it looked like you had shot him in the face. 

You rose in rank quickly after that, being able to dedicate your full time to ‘the cause’. Things were going well, and you started to think you might actually make it out of this alive. That is, until Ghost showed up, beaten, bloodied, and caught. 

You stand on the other side of the one-way mirror, watching Ghost get beat 9-ways to Sunday as he refuses to give out information. You hear him let out a small, pained cry and close your eyes, knowing what you have to do, even if it‘s going to get you killed. 

You spend the day preparing, packing a go-bag, obtaining the key to his cuffs, making sure you would be on rotation to ‘question’ him. You set the cameras to loop for 10 minutes at 8:30, make sure the power will shut off, knowing it will take 9 minutes to bring everything back online. You spend the day high-strung, on-edge about someone catching you before you even have the chance to save him.

 The time comes and you make your way down the hall, down the stairs, and to his cell, key stuck under your tongue. You nod to the guard outside of the door and take a deep breath before stepping in.

“Traitor.” Ghost hisses when he sees you. His mask is off, blood running freely from his mouth. You say nothing, just kneel in front of him. Your heart hurts at how bloodied and bruised his body is. You touch his cheek, running a finger gently along a cut under his eye. He flinches back, spitting blood at you.

“Don't think so little of me.” You murmur softly, wiping blood from your cheek, “Why are you here? Did Price send you?” 

“I’m not telling you anything.” He snarls. You sigh softly, resisting the urge to cry at the absolute hatred in his eyes. 

“I’m sorry.” You whisper, digging your thumb into a wound on his arm, “I’m so, so sorry.” He hisses, face contorting in pain and your heart falls even more. You continue like this for almost 15 minutes, you doing your best not to hurt him too much, and Ghost remaining tight-lipped and angry. 

“You know,” He gasps out finally, “Soap had hope for you. Said that you could have killed him but didn’t. It’s almost sad that I’l have to tell him he’s wrong.” 

You feel a flicker of hope in your chest, relief that maybe someone other than Price will show up to your funeral. 

“Tell him I’m sorry, will ya?” You ask softly. He opens his mouth to respond and you seize your moment, grasping his face and pulling him in for a kiss. He makes a muffled sound of protest and tries to push you off, stopping when he feels cool, hard metal being pressed into his mouth. 

“This hallway will be clear in 30 minutes for exactly 9 minutes.” You whisper in his ear, pressing a hand over his mouth as he tries to ask you a question, “Tell Price I’m sorry that I couldn’t give him everything he needed.” You press a kiss to his forehead, rise, and walk out the door.

“Anything?” The guard by the door asks.

“He won't talk. He is as infuriating as he was when I left.” I roll my eyes, “Never did know what was good for him.” 

“Cheers to that.” You nod to the guard, walking briskly down the hallway. If you are going to have any chance of surviving this, you have to get out now. 

There will be a part 2 dw :)

[st4rryskiesc0]

Jrwi is a fucking fever dream. The top comment is calling Bizly a twink, not even a minute in they're making sucking noises, and there's already ao3 fanfictions. Can't wait for charlie's inevitable vampire villain arc

[sntg]

jen shah and elizabeth holmes being besties in prison is so 😭

[strangersteddierthings]

Y'all don't understand how feral i feel right now.

Just went to the Steddie tag for mindless scrolling while pretending to pay attention in a zoom meeting and my fic is in the top posts????

I must get the eddie pov done asap now

[okaioh]

qsmp lore is crazy because one minute you'll be on the edge of your seat watching these possessed federation workers from the devil relentlessly attack and try to kill someone's kid and then the next - a bunch of dogs are shitting solid bricks and pissing all over the place

[sincenewyorks]

nick saying it feels rude not signing on each other faces fuck right off

[pxrxmoore]

y’all fr how the fuck did we do that

oh my fucking god we’re seeing luke hemmings

holy shit @mashtonasfuck @nostalgiabones @highscal

[frogmanfae]

I was just looking up Sky Flaherty and saw the only movie other than newsies he was listed as being in so I was looking at that cast and it's so random???

Adam DeVine?? Rebel Wilson?? Adam Sandler?? Liam Hemsworth?? TOMMY BRACCO?????

[nobetawesuffer]

Charles playing padel with max?! WE DID IT. WE WON. They really said let us give the people what they want.

[buggyandthebartoclub]

I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

[filmbyjy]

also, was no one gonna casually tell me

THAT FUCKING LEE HEESEUNG COLLABED WITH JYP PAPI??

[scalproie]

I need you all to understand