#this is a fever dream

[mikichko]

you’ve relied on yourself for so long that it’s a little jarring when gaz or soap (or both tbh) are there to help you out.

it starts off small, seeing you wobble around the grocery store with your left foot encased in a walking boot. its infuriating to watch as other customers weave carefully around you, as if you’re plagued instead of helping you out. so he takes matters into his own hands and helps you out. afterall, what would his mother say if he hadnt helped a pretty thing like you out?

“need a hand?” he asks but doesn’t wait for a response. instead, he pries the basket out of your hands, ignoring any attempt to take it back. your cheeks feel hot and you stutter through a rebuttal, trying to tell him that you’re okay but he doesn’t pay it any mind.

you spend the next half hour adding items to the basket while he tries to chat you up. by the time you’re done checking out he’s holding your bags and asking where your car is.

the tips of your ears burn when you tell him that you don’t own a car, you actually live close by. he gives you a sly grin and asks you where to, no intention of letting you walk home without help in your current condition. he memorizes your address and makes a note to alter his daily walk route to pass by.

and suddenly this one time thing starts to become the new normal. oh you’re bringing in some new things into your apartment? let him help you! doctor’s told you you’re not supposed to be lifting anything too heavy.

walking out of you apartment on an errand? oh what a coincidence! he’s got an errand to run in that part of town too! why don’t you hold on to him and use his arm as support as you’re hobbling over?

oh no! did the delivery drivers refuse to bring up your package to your apartment! there’s no need to worry love, he’ll help you out. he hoists the package over his shoulder, barely winded asking, “right then, where’d you want this?”

absolutely does not miss the way you gawk at him as you usher him to the elevator. feigning ignorance as he watches you try and fail to not eye him up.

and of course he’s so gracious and helps ease up the tension and stress that comes with being injured, has you on your back, legs over his shoulder, pressing a kiss to the bruised ankle as he rolls his hips into you.

“that’s it. pretty thing like you doesn’t need to worry about anything else but cumming on this cock. let me handle it all for you.”

[miscellaneoussmp]

The current lore??? Is this lore??

[buckymilf]

sebastian stan with long hair again and looking all beefy and thick for a marvel movie

chris evans and sebastian seeing each other and interacting together in a movie

happy 2016 to everyone

[nobetawesuffer]

If someone told me in 2019 that we would witness max call Charles in for his interview live and then proceed to do a joint banter/giggles/interview, I would have laughed at you

[hyperfixiation-station]

A Kiss And A Key Pt. 1

TW: Angst, Violence, MW3 spoilers

Summary: You 'betrayed' the 141 to go on an undercover mission. Everything is fine until Ghost is brought in as a prisoner to the base you have infiltrated.

Pairing: Ghost x reader

PART 2

You were undercover, trying to get information on Makarov for the 141. It was a hard and painful mission, but you had said yes anyways. You had said yes, knowing you would never be able to hold the trust of your teammates, of your friends, of your family ever again. Price had not wanted to ask you, but he did, and you had agreed, much to his chagrin. You knew you were the only one who even had a chance of pulling this off, and you weren’t going to pass it off to someone less skilled only for them to get killed.

Things were going fine,for the most part. The hardest thing you had had to do was reveal you were a traitor. You will never forget the look in Ghost’s eyes as you shot Soap and walked away with Makarov. Of course, you didn't hit Soap anywhere fatal, just pistol whipped him and grazed the side of his skull, but from any point of view other than your own, it looked like you had shot him in the face. 

You rose in rank quickly after that, being able to dedicate your full time to ‘the cause’. Things were going well, and you started to think you might actually make it out of this alive. That is, until Ghost showed up, beaten, bloodied, and caught. 

You stand on the other side of the one-way mirror, watching Ghost get beat 9-ways to Sunday as he refuses to give out information. You hear him let out a small, pained cry and close your eyes, knowing what you have to do, even if it‘s going to get you killed. 

You spend the day preparing, packing a go-bag, obtaining the key to his cuffs, making sure you would be on rotation to ‘question’ him. You set the cameras to loop for 10 minutes at 8:30, make sure the power will shut off, knowing it will take 9 minutes to bring everything back online. You spend the day high-strung, on-edge about someone catching you before you even have the chance to save him.

 The time comes and you make your way down the hall, down the stairs, and to his cell, key stuck under your tongue. You nod to the guard outside of the door and take a deep breath before stepping in.

“Traitor.” Ghost hisses when he sees you. His mask is off, blood running freely from his mouth. You say nothing, just kneel in front of him. Your heart hurts at how bloodied and bruised his body is. You touch his cheek, running a finger gently along a cut under his eye. He flinches back, spitting blood at you.

“Don't think so little of me.” You murmur softly, wiping blood from your cheek, “Why are you here? Did Price send you?” 

“I’m not telling you anything.” He snarls. You sigh softly, resisting the urge to cry at the absolute hatred in his eyes. 

“I’m sorry.” You whisper, digging your thumb into a wound on his arm, “I’m so, so sorry.” He hisses, face contorting in pain and your heart falls even more. You continue like this for almost 15 minutes, you doing your best not to hurt him too much, and Ghost remaining tight-lipped and angry. 

“You know,” He gasps out finally, “Soap had hope for you. Said that you could have killed him but didn’t. It’s almost sad that I’l have to tell him he’s wrong.” 

You feel a flicker of hope in your chest, relief that maybe someone other than Price will show up to your funeral. 

“Tell him I’m sorry, will ya?” You ask softly. He opens his mouth to respond and you seize your moment, grasping his face and pulling him in for a kiss. He makes a muffled sound of protest and tries to push you off, stopping when he feels cool, hard metal being pressed into his mouth. 

“This hallway will be clear in 30 minutes for exactly 9 minutes.” You whisper in his ear, pressing a hand over his mouth as he tries to ask you a question, “Tell Price I’m sorry that I couldn’t give him everything he needed.” You press a kiss to his forehead, rise, and walk out the door.

“Anything?” The guard by the door asks.

“He won't talk. He is as infuriating as he was when I left.” I roll my eyes, “Never did know what was good for him.” 

“Cheers to that.” You nod to the guard, walking briskly down the hallway. If you are going to have any chance of surviving this, you have to get out now. 

There will be a part 2 dw :)

[st4rryskiesc0]

Jrwi is a fucking fever dream. The top comment is calling Bizly a twink, not even a minute in they're making sucking noises, and there's already ao3 fanfictions. Can't wait for charlie's inevitable vampire villain arc

[sntg]

jen shah and elizabeth holmes being besties in prison is so 😭

[strangersteddierthings]

Y'all don't understand how feral i feel right now.

Just went to the Steddie tag for mindless scrolling while pretending to pay attention in a zoom meeting and my fic is in the top posts????

I must get the eddie pov done asap now

[okaioh]

qsmp lore is crazy because one minute you'll be on the edge of your seat watching these possessed federation workers from the devil relentlessly attack and try to kill someone's kid and then the next - a bunch of dogs are shitting solid bricks and pissing all over the place

[sincenewyorks]

nick saying it feels rude not signing on each other faces fuck right off

[pxrxmoore]

y’all fr how the fuck did we do that

oh my fucking god we’re seeing luke hemmings

holy shit @mashtonasfuck @nostalgiabones @highscal

[frogmanfae]

I was just looking up Sky Flaherty and saw the only movie other than newsies he was listed as being in so I was looking at that cast and it's so random???

Adam DeVine?? Rebel Wilson?? Adam Sandler?? Liam Hemsworth?? TOMMY BRACCO?????

[nobetawesuffer]

Charles playing padel with max?! WE DID IT. WE WON. They really said let us give the people what they want.

[justavulpix]

This shouldn't exist as a actual product

Like, this should have been something we found out about in a interview, or a leak

But the fact that I, a real person, can use real money, to buy this real product, that will arrive to my real house, is just absurd

I can't decide if this is completely out of the ordinary for Nintendo, or something that they would obviously do

[buggyandthebartoclub]

I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

[filmbyjy]

also, was no one gonna casually tell me

THAT FUCKING LEE HEESEUNG COLLABED WITH JYP PAPI??