#Goku canonically asks bulma where her balls are or like where her p3nus went I don’t remember which when he sees her naked bc he’s like wha | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

buggyandthebartoclub · 1 year ago

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I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

#WHAT IS HAPPENING?????#THIS IS A FEVER DREAM #THIS IS DRAGIN BALL AU FANFIC ON CRACK!!!!#WHERE IS ROSHIS ISLAND #god I’m trying so so so hard to focus these meds SUCK!!!!#I’m going to have to chug caffeine to focus #I hate coffee and I don’t really drink soda lord help me It’s gonna be chai o clock #Oh my god what the fuck is happening in this movie it keeps getting worse!!!! BULMA is on now and they were like inches from kissing???#Goku canonically asks bulma where her balls are or like where her p3nus went I don’t remember which when he sees her naked bc he’s like wha #6???? in db ????#Why does goku have like spidey sense for danger and dragon balls lmfao I absolutely can not what the actual fuck is happening

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