#bc it ain’t a wolverine

[catwouthats]

I’m researching all the animals wolverine gets compared to so I can see which ones are most like him and to which degree they are like him.

Bro this shit is fueling headcanons…

His love language is definitely gift giving, but he wouldn’t usually say the gift is from him. It would just appear at the person’s place. Like randomly, his friends get random tiny things, and they have no fucking clue where they come from??? And things they thought they lost appear again?? They must just think they are lucky at first.

[destielembarker]

Idc how bad the cgi claws looks in X-Men Origins: Wolverine bc I ain’t looking at em.

I’m looking at his facccceeeeeeeeeeee

[santanasaintmendes]

“might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby bye bye bye”

part 6! to the Cosmic Girl Records

summary: the gang goes to watch the new deadpool and wolverine movie. . . without you? oh no, that can’t be right.

ollie bearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader

all photos are found on pinterest!

warnings: swearing, nothing too bad this time lol

a/n: wow. this took forever to finally get out bc i started so many other fics 😭 but here it is, it’s a bit short but enjoy!

landonorris has posted on his story: 

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landonorris: the gang is back 💪

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 user1: uh oh, has y/n seen this yet 😬

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 alex_albon: 😰 

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 georgerussell64: 😰

user2: may the 2019 rookies rest in peace 😔🙏 

user3: rip lando he’s in for a mouthful 

 user4: why’s everyone freaking out 

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 user5: just wait, give it a minute 

unfortunatelyy/n: MF???

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 user5: and there it is. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: UMMM WHAT IS THIS 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHAT HAPPENED TO OH I'M SORRY I CANT COME OVER FOR DINNER I’VE GOT A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT THIS FRIDAY 

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 user6: OH NO. 

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 user10: dawg’s dead fs this time 😔

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 user7: LANDO RUN WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE 😭😭

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 user8: he’s probably left the country by now 

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 landonorris: 😀 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: PICK UP YOUR PHONE 

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 landonorris: no. 

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 landonorris: @alex_albon @georgerussell RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN 

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 georgerussell64: YOU ASSHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT 

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 landonorris: YOU WERE LITERALLY THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO POST IT 

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 user9: oop 🫢

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 georgerussell64: i never took you for a LIAR 

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 landonorris: @alex_albon you were there you believe me right? 

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 alex_albon:  . . . ummmm

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 landonorris: i see how it is i’m friends with a bunch of TRAITORS 

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 user10: how does it feel to be betrayed by your best friends 

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 alex_albon: 😶

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 unfortunatelyy/n: PICK UP YOUR PHONE 

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 landonorris: omg i forgot about you 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: oh you are so dead 

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unfortunatelyy/n: whoever said revenge is best served cold clearly has never had chimichangas before 

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user1: HELP SHES AT IT AGAIN 😭

user2: absolutely violated my poor boy 😔

user3: i fear he may never learn his lesson 

 landonorris: oh i hate you. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: just remember, you did this to yourself 

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 landonorris: i hope you 

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 user17: bro died mid comment 

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 user4: his pr team got to him before he could ruin his life 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that’s what i thought punk 

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 mclarenracingf1: 🖕

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 user5: LANDO?! 😭😭

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 user6: HE DID NOT LMAOO 

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 user11: pr team probably took away his phone privileges so now he’s hacked into mclaren insta acc 😭

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 user12: lando rn: 🤓💻

user9: the side eye goes hard 

 user10: HELP WHERE DID SHE GET THESE PHOTOS 

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 user14: she’s probably got a whole collection 

|  user15: mission: steal’s y/n phone 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😓

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 user16: HELP HAHA 

 alex_albon: can you send me that second pic 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: don’t even think about it, you’re next 

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 alex_albon: 😨

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 alex_albon: @lilymhe your girlfriend is bullying me 

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 user7: alex albon confirmed snitch 

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 user13: at least he’s not in denial anymore 

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 user8: can’t do nothing wrong in front of this guy otherwise next thing u know police are at your front door

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 lilymhe: do you deserve it 

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 alex_albon: no?????

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 unfortunatelyy/n: HAH what a little liar

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 alex_albon: why do you hate me 

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 alex_albon: no wait don’t answer that 

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 alex_albon: wait i’m sorry 

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 alex_albon: don’t embarrass me please 

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 alex_albon: answer my texts y/n

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 alex_albon: please y/n

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unfortunatelyy/n: shhhh, my common sense is tingling, something you clearly don’t have 

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user1: the deadpool references, she is not holding back 😭 

user2: dayummmm pop off queen 

user3: can’t wait till it’s george’s turn i just KNOW she’s going to use the 2023 intro pose 

 alex_albon: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO APOLOGISE 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @landonorris ?

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 landonorris: do i have to 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: yep 

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 landonorris: are you sure 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: YES 

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 landonorris: fine.

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 landonorris: she only takes apologies in cash no card 💅🎀💋 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: mhm that’s right 

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 user4: HELP 

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 user5: girl has homie in a chokehold fr 

user6: the second pic 😭

 lilymhe: what is that first pic 🤣 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: alex tried to steal my car so I ran him over 

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 alex_albon: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN 

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 landonorris: y/n doesn’t even have her licence 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: HEY WHAT DID I SAY 

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 landonorris: im sorry 😔

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 unfortunatelyy/n: as you should be 

georgerussell64: why do i have a feeling that i’m next 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: my goodness, he has a brain AND feelings would you look at that 

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 georgerussell64: oh you think you’re so funny don’t you 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i do actually 

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 georgerussell64: 🖕 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😘 

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 user7: they’re never beating the siblings allegations i fear 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: negative. i would rather die than be related to this child 

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 user8: child 😭 i’m wheezing 

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unfortunatelyy/n: you look like something i drew with my left hand, which is coincidentally my non dominant hand 

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user2: I KNEWWW ITTTT AHAHAHA I CALLED IT BITCHES 

 user1: HELP Y/N WHERE DID U FIND THAT SECOND PIC 😭😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: dm me 😌 

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 georgerussell64: nO STOP 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whatcha gonna do old man 

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 user5: OLD MAN IM WHEEZING 💀

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 user6: so is george 

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 user7: 😭😭

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 georgerussell64: call in the reinforcements @landonorris @alex_albon 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: AHAHAHAHAHHA 

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 georgerussell64: why are you laughing . . .  guys? guys where are you 

|  unfortunatelyy/n: their loyalty lies with me peasant 

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 georgerussell64: i can never win around here

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 unfortunatelyy/n: im glad you’ve come to terms with that 

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 georgerussell64: OH YOU SUCK 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that’s what you get for being an ass 

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 georgerussell64: IT WAS LANDO’S IDEA 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: GASP

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHAT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: jk i already know 

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 user6: HELP 😭

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 georgerussell64: then why are u getting mad at me 😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: cuz you’re fun to bully 

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 georgerussell64: blocked and reported 🛑

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 unfortunatelyy/n: its ok you’re not the first 

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 landonorris: she’s right 😐

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 unfortunatelyy/n: ugliness rears it’s head once again 

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 landonorris: oh you are the worst 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😘

a/n: tysm if you got to the end, have an amazing day xoxo santanasaintmendes

taglist: @ilivbullyingjeongin

[thecelestial-art]

“Dp&W wolverine is the worst wolverine bc he let the X-men die!!1!” Buddy he ain’t good at keeping them alive in ANY universe

[rnp5324]

❖-Corps | Head full of thoughts

Actual story stuff -Magneto governs over the island nation of Genosha, a safe haven for all Mutants, even the ❖-Corps members are welcome here. Currently, he is opposing the rising Fellowship of Humanity organization in the United States, a branch group of the Friends of Humanity with more of a theocratic agenda—based off the Moral Majority in a sense. His focus rests on the politicians like Allison’s father, who wish to push extreme legislation against Mutants in Montana, threatening to take action with his acolytes to put a stop to the impending oppression. -That and, due to Allison being a spokesperson for her dad’s campaign, gets a big stink eye from Magneto after she disappeared; When she manifested her X-Gene. -The Fellowship works in the interests of a broader organization known as Armageddon. They are a terrorist group with the desires of ‘purifying’ humanity on a global scale, but of course, they intend to do this by making imperial forces work in their favor. -Magneto is seeking Allison to make a bargain with Richard Natus: Her safe return in exchange for eliminating his Anti-Mutant legislation, or to be met with forced resistance and Allison kept as a political prisoner. -Yeah, the US/UN ain’t too happy about it. They step up to say they’ll fire on Genosha if Magneto even tries to lay a finger on Richard. -Charles Xavier is in a race against time to reach Allison before Magneto does. He is able to locate her through Cerebro in order to warn her and guide the youth, and Logan is not too happy about being found by Charles after requesting the team leaves him alone in the fallout of his major incident. Ya know, to create more tension. -Logan and Allison had taken refuge in the Canadian wilderness since that’s where Logan was staying inside of his RV. The two butt heads due to their clashing ideologies, but eventually have to suck it up and work together to help her control her new powers, without being disgusted. -Kikyo Mikage works under Magneto as one of his acolytes, but only kills if there is honor in the task he’s assigned. Kikyo is willing to use violence to deliver justice and that’s something he really values in Magneto. Kikyo can finally live as himself in Genosha instead of living in the shadows of Japan’s society. Though he finds it incredibly dishonorable that Magneto would weaponize the wellbeing of a child to achieve his objectives, which ultimately leads him to join Logan. -Oh yeah should mention that Armageddon is running science experiments to artificially create an Omega Class Mutant as a weapon to take down the world’s strongest Mutants, basically what they were trying to do with Deadpool in X-Men Origins Wolverine, but actually cool. The Mutant is called Magnum Opus. I’m a fan of puns, you see.

Side notes -If Wanda and Pietro get involved in this, they are both going to be Mutants and brown skinned. I MAKE THE RULES!!! -Anyway uh still working on who else I want as Magneto’s acolytes lol -Sometimes I refer to Allison as “Allen”. It’s her self-imposed disguise name which Logan makes a joke about it being a boy’s name. -Genosha is definitely stockpiling on weapons, no doubt. -Allison borrows one of Logan’s shrunken down suits to help with her Mutation! It’s blue in contrast to his red. Logan gets his own category -He refers to large sections of Canada as Sectors. It’s likely this stems from his time working under Alpha Flight, and the Canadian Government before joining the ❖-Corps. -He’s managed to keep a majority of his old suits with him, as he believes that it’s the only solid part of his history he can look back on. Perhaps not as himself, but as Wolverine. -Anyway the reason Logan is at a low point in his career is bc the last mission he was on involved him unwillingly going on a Berserker Rage that resulted in a destructive rampage and the stabbing of his teammate and Girlfriend, Storm. During his rage, she took charge of the situation to lure Logan away from civilians and attempt to subdue him with the other ❖-Corps on duty. It worked at a cost. -The best way to protect those he cares about is at a distance, though that doesn’t mean he’s not going through an extreme heartache with likely losing Ororo. -Maybe she shouldn’t have told Logan that if he’s going to use his claws on anyone to them on her. Bad oversight. /HJHJ -I didn’t want her to just be Logan’s love interest in this, she’s a hero too ya know! She was doing her damn best to save whoever she could in the onslaught and even put her own life on the line. -Logan has nightmares about killing the rest of the team, and hates that they don’t put up much of a fight to stop him. -As you can imagine, he’s not too happy to be stuck with some teenager off the side of the road. Worse is that Logan knows exactly who she is as a political figure, and how dangerous he is. The initial thought was to find her somewhere safe and tell her to scram, but outside intervention damns him. -So funny thing, turns out he and Allen have a lot more in common with their struggles than they thought; Runaways who’ve done awful things they can’t take back, while struggling to understand their true nature.

Uh yeah well that ended up being a lot lolol Feel free to leave suggestions, I’d love some outside feedback!!

[rodolfoparras]

first of all: all female readers reading content clearly not meant for them and then having the audacity to comment mean shit under those fics are absolute dimwits and should be treated as such. I don’t drink a bottle of acid that says ‘don’t drink’ and then complain about nearly dying, that is just so stupid. Just let mlm writers in peace, they already carter to a smaller audience anyway.

second, I live in Germany, and trying to sell anything here is just so much effort (all the memes about Germans and paperwork are true, I had to fill out four different forms just to own a stand at a flea market last year) so we’re probs just gonna feed the entire neighbourhood with plums for the next couple weeks, or sell it at the next neighbourhood market. And my dad’s started making plum liquor, cooking jam and making pies while a lot of the plum slices just get frosted.

Bear is literally being feed pure plum by now, this man exists purely on plum

bear momma (very nice little lady, ten outta ten mother-in-law although I ain’t marred yet) gets jam and plums too

and a few new friends are getting jam as well, I delivered it on my bike like ‘Kiki’s little delivery Service’

anyway, Wolverine and Deadpool…. Are giving me a brainrot no man should have…. Wolverine on a cross….. mmmmhhh…. (Bear is trapped in the same mindset, mutual in-loveness with Hugh Jackmans hairy abs)

🛶 anon <3

Genuinely being a male reader inserter writer has been one of the strangest things solely because of incidents like these 😭 like I would never go onto a fem reader insert fic and comment how gross the content is like it’s clearly not meant for me?😭 and then you’ll have ppl getting mad that I’m making a character gay when 99% of the time their sexuality isn’t of significance 😭

Also such a shame you can’t sell it without having to deal with tons of paperwork 😪 and also such a shame I’m so far away bc I would love some delicious plum, plum jam and plum juice!!! And to have it delivered by you in kiki delivery service style !!!

Oh to have my own bear that I can just feed with fruit picked from my very own garden😪

SEE HE GETS IT AS WELL need Wolverines belly round and full of my children I mean who said that not me

[wildwormies]

Iron Wolverine snips purely bc it looks cool

Ok s6 proving it can be pretty right off the bat. I’ll humble myself

Tech check!

Food, dishes, microwave, probably some toilet built into that gamer chair. He’s right, this corner has everything

Me who fervently collected little animal statues as a child: [sweating]

(Little Dora the Explorer-)

She just makes everything look good

AKSDHJF HE HAS A FRIEND

Precious

Literally why did Martin not name this one? I’m calling him Togo

One of my favorite animals tbh. This fucker slaps

Rolling around at the speed of sound. Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!

That boy better have a microchip bc you ain’t seeing that bitch again Aviva

Hello fren

Goodbye fren

Christopher young man do not let your brother die of hypothermia

My mans the real winner he didn’t even have to be conscious to race

Nevermind

YEAHH JIMBO ME BOY LETS GOOO

Nevermind again

TOGO’S BACK💞💞💞

PUPS. CUBS. WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM 💞💞💞💞💞💞

I care them

Martin please don’t put your face so close that thing could snap you like a toothpick

I’m totally not slightly salty about Martin getting a disc that would’ve been Chris’s again, and definitely not salty about Chris getting into the lead only to have to be saved again. I’m a well adjusted person

Ok it does look cool but why the yellow stripes

Counterpoint: all Chris angst is good and I can use this incident to hurt him

i cAN’T SLOW DOwn-

There he go

I realize I’m in desperate need of more Koki with animal snips

-JIMMY’S TAKING THE LEAD, FOLKS THIS IS THE FUCKING PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY

ANY THE SLIPPERY SLOTH TAKES THE GOLD

Yknow what you deserve to be proud on this one champ

“You and me Gulo, we’re iron wolverines!”

‘You look more like a starved fox but sure pal’

[captainshadowshifter]

ayyy so I wann a draw more Isani-Vex stuff but I wanted to know if ya had any angsty prompts for me? (also your Vex Kink posts are gonna come back for you so watch out-)

(Bc I'm posting this public imma go ahead and put some content warnings out there: body horror / implied self harm ⚠️)

(I keep saying this shit gets dark)

Well I mean there is plenty to choose from, but I'd be lying if I said I was done torturing experimenting with him as a character yet... So how aboouuuuttt...

Ok so basically, I said before (I think? Idk time doesn't exist anymore) that he's literally melting which is why he wears that outfit, why he's essentially wrapped in a metal casing, why he has all the pipes - they're basically veins, I'll stop sugar coating it.

This version of Vex doesn't have access to all of his powers, even if he is a lot stronger than canon. The ones he can use, he's limited, because it burns through him. The gauges on his gloves tell him how much power, how much of his body, he has left, so he knows when to recharge.

This recharge, it ain't something he likes to do. He basically has to inject himself with Uproar to stay alive - thinking of the scene in x-men 2 where wolverine stabs the nail girl with the metal-injecty thingy and the liquid metal is pumped into her.

I mean I've doodled it before~

(It's pretty shit lol)

Anyway so I guess to answer your question, recharge? If you wanna do that?

(Sorry I couldn't help doing a lore dump aksjsksjs)

Oh and in terms of the kink posts?

Bring it on, mate ¬w¬

[jocelynships]

Even tho I do love Wolverine and the X-Men I don’t like how everyone is like a walking stick and all the girls have same face syndrome. Also. Rogue’s hair is kinda wack. But like. It’s a good show. And what I base a lot of my characterizations of the X-Men on (that and the 92 cartoon bc Gambit ain’t a fucking vILLAIN)

[catilinas]

a squalloscope song for every episode of the terror (2018)

(inspired by @dedraconesilet's post which was in turn inspired by this post!) 

or: @endofvanity and i spent way too long making ourselves sad in order to make what is Definitely Not just an attempt to get more people to listen to squalloscope, ideally while thinking about the terror

1. go for broke - nocturnal “is it too much to ask to stop all the clocks / for the wicker basket or the pine box? / any room of the house can be your cenotaph. / i'll send you departure through a polygraph”

2. gore - big houses “we follow our own steps while our shadows keep watching us. / the wrong steps would be not to start this exodus”

3. the ladder - A.A.A. “i’d like to multiply horizons from battlefields to the stage. / who will we be the next time we meet? / with our cracked cuticles and our sharp teeth? / all things hidden in the mouth of the wolverine”

4. punished, as a boy - rifle scissor stone “hate to say i told you so said the scissor to the stone / when you’re finished with me i’ll be sharper than i’ve ever been before”

5. first shot a winner, lads - relaxation contest “this love is a jar of medicine / sometimes it ain't good for anything. / got friends my age who live in graves / got brains that often misbehave / got milk in all my fever dreams / and i’m bursting, bursting at the seams”

6. a mercy - open water reckless fishes “and i watch you as you want your god to watch over you / but you’d like to choose what he’s allowed to see / you remove your sign of religion / he may see you drink but he shouldn’t see me”

7. horrible from supper - hate cake “i can give you a problem if you need one / and a solution, it's easy. / you need to sacrifice something, baby. come on, eat your hate cake, / gobble up the whole plate, happy birthday”

8. terror camp clear - mistakeism “I got here wearing a coat made from other people's fingers / I'll exit wearing nothing but my own soft shell”

9. the c, the c, the open c - all caps “i never saw so many stars at night when i still lived on earth / nobody down there tells you being lost out here's got its perks / sat by the side of the road to take a breath / told you sometimes i dream that your ribcage caves in on your heart”

10. we are gone - desert pacific octopi “and my lips are sewn shut and my hips are boulders / for ships that won’t come to crash on my bones / i run to where the stray dogs won’t find me / where the broadcast breaks off / where the darkness and the ocean align”

(And Then Some Notes:)

go for broke was almost dust: “bring me a soft invasion / i’ll provide the sea and the ships [...] bring me my packed suitcase and all our favorite words / bring me my library, our books of fishes and birds”

wrt lyrics choice for gore: “the cairn scene...when goodsir calls out to him...that’s EXACTLY this line”

“FOUR IS THE MOST DIFFICULT CAUSE ITS THE MOST SACRIFICIAL”

when you listen to relaxation contest you are legally required to think abt blanky and crozier

“episode 7 is full of HERE HAVE SOME MEN WHO DIED AS A SACRIFICE (farlhorne, morfin...)”

the lyric from mistakeism is fun bcs it’s simultaneously fitzjames and hickey...... dare i say mimetic! at this point we decided that if jfj was a squalloscope song he would be knot two

mistakeism also contains the lyric “i’m thinking next year in the presidential election / maybe i can vote for the mighty rat king”

the c, the c, the open c was almost crying swimmers: “and I hold on, i curl up where i belong / i belong wherever you are, i'm hungry, i'm wrong / we sleep with interwoven limbs, limbs and knots in hankerchiefs / i’m sorry i cannot leave”

ultimately though it was all caps bcs of the line “come on, abyss, take this wedding ring”

when you listen to desert pacific octopi you are legally required to be sad about crozier and james clark ross

[korakkinos]

20 questions

Rules: answer 20 questions then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @wildly-geeky-angel

Name: Rowan

Nickname: Row (and my sister calls me Row-dog bc she’s like that)

Height: 5’5’’

Orientation: Bi

Nationality: American (and Irish? Idk what else, I’m not very close with extended family)

Favorite Fruit: Rasperries

Favorite Season: Uhhh spring? Idk I love all the seasons, but maybe summer the least

Favorite Flower: Blue flax

Favorite Scent: Lavender, dark soil, fresh-cut grass, fall leaves

Favorite Color: Grey, dark moss green

Favorite Animal: I know it’s lame and clique but wolves

Coffee, Tea, and Hot Chocolate: None actually, I don’t like warm drinks all that much. But once in Williamsburg VA, I had this old fashioned chocolate drink and it was the bomb. If that’s considered hot chocolate then yes that

Average Hours of Sleep: lol like 10 I sleep so much

Dog or Cat Person: BOTH

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 1 in summer, 3 max in winter

Favorite Fictional Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, (everyone else in trc tbh), John Toffler(the rifter series), Percy Jackson(I know but I have my reasons), Wolverine, Aristotle Mendoza,

Dream Trip: Anywhere super old, but Italy, Ireland, Greece, Rome

Blog Created: maybe 5 years ago when a school friend told me I should

Random Fact: I once kinked my neck so bad that I couldn’t move it at all for over a month or it’d hurt so much I almost puked. I don’t even know how I did it.

Uhhh I probably ain’t gonna tag anyone bc I’m gonna be pretty busy here so I won’t really be able to check in. But if you want to, go ahead!! And you can tag me anyway; I’ll see it eventually

[geraltcirilla]

robbiedaisy: i did a frank/robbie/jessica vid like a year ago but i just categorized it as my favorite vigilantes bc i wasn't sure if jessica was ruthless enough either

I loved that video of yours btw! Yeah I mean at first I was like it’s just gonna be Robbie and Frank because they’re so similar. Then I was like wait I’m gonna add Wade because he also fits in that genre. Then my sister was like “Wolverine is also pretty fucked, you should add him” and I was like haha except Logan is boring and I don’t like him. Honestly I think Jessica is down for murder if she has too, she just doesn’t kill often? And now I’m like holy shift, if I’m just doing anti heroes in general this list ain’t ever gonna end ‘cause there are so many. I should probably just stick with my favorites this is getting so complicated.

cahtelynstarks: Bucky probably. He's not exactly a hero yet but he's definitely not a villain. Oh elektra too.

See the thing with Bucky and Elektra is that, as you said, they aren’t heroes or villains. I think I’m trying to focus on HEROES that get the job done in a bloodthirsty sorta way. Because if I expand to non-hero non-villains I’d have to add like... Loki and I really don’t wanna add him too.

[ahsoaka]

okokok time to do all the posts i’ve been tagged in over the past few days bc i didn’t have time to before

i was tagged by my lovely sweet bean aiden for this one !!!

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better!

relationship status: single but dtf favorite color: forest green or rust lipstick or chapstick: lipstick last song i listened to: paris by the chainsmokers last movie i watched: logan top 3 tv shows: yike, um...the office, friends, parks and rec(?) top 3 characters: obi wan, anakin, logan/wolverine top 3 ships: literally just obikin honestly books i’m currently reading: ain’t nobody got the time to read what

i’m too lazy to tag nine people yo so---

tagging: @sokas @obiwanenobi @bodhirookes @thatonejedi

u dont have to do this if u dont want!

[clawsdad]

OK FINALLY a verses drop. tag drop to follow

canon

FIRST TIMELINE

LOGGER: basically domestic kayla/logan. logan’s a logger living happily in the rocky mountains as a lumberjack.

careful cigar / measured money

( VERSE ) logger | careful cigar / measured money ⫻

WANDERER: will actually blanket tag anything before 2000, so will include threads that might technically fall under the 2nd timeline. so all period piece threads that don’t fall into any AUs. 

he knows teeth mean to bite 

( VERSE ) wanderer | he knows teeth mean to bite ⫻

X-MEN: encompasses the events of the original trilogy. 

ache made the heart inside of him

( VERSE ) xmen | ache made the heart inside of him ⫻

RONIN: i shortened the time between logan leaving xavier’s after last stand and yukio picking him up to bring him to japan, because i don’t believe he would’ve been able to seclude himself for years and years after killing jean. he does spend a few years with mariko and yukio, using yashida resources to become the vigilante “wolverine”

bub / that ain’t just pain

( VERSE ) ronin | bub / that ain’t just pain ⫻

INSURGENT: dofp!future. this will be the verse for the time travel shenanigans, so any 1973 threads will actually be dropped in here.

hope is not bulletproof

( VERSE ) insurgent | hope is not bulletproof ⫻

SECOND TIMELINE (this arc includes 616 influence)

FERAL: will blanket tag threads that would technically fall under the “wanderer” verse, but explore logan’s imprisonment and escape from weapon x. after being released by the trio (kurt, jean, scott) logan flees into wilderness. he is eventually discovered by the hudsons

dead and not / undead and unalive

( VERSE ) feral | undead and unalive ⫻

ALPHA FLIGHT: after rehabiliation and reintroduction to society, logan works with james and heather hudson, never realizing that the manufacturers of his amnesia are working in offices right down the hall.

stand on guard for thee

( VERSE ) alpha flight | stand on guard for thee ⫻

WOLVERINE: a comics/films cross-pollunation.. is basically the x-men verse from the first timeline with added bonus of comics shenanigans, like logan also being a member of avengers and eventually running the school.

language written in fury and instinct

( VERSE ) wolverine | written in fury and instinct ⫻

GUARDIAN: events of “logan”.

he wasn’t fleeting

( VERSE ) guardian | he wasn’t fleeting ⫻

comics

OLD MAN LOGAN: oml somehow gets beep-boop-booped into another dimension. reads like his 616 storyline.

one man / worldchanger

the future / my past

( VERSE ) oml | the future / my past ⫻

ENEMY OF STATE: if you haven’t read wolverine’s enemy of state arc, it’s basically logan’s winter soldier au. logan gets kidnapped by the hand, who’s working together with hydra. “the world’s deadliest living weapon has just fallen into the wrong hands.”

ninety percent of accidents happen at home

turned pawn / made traitor

( VERSE ) eos | turned pawn / made traitor ⫻

LEGACY: follows current 616 events.

this will all be over soon

dead end hunt / returned

( VERSE ) legacy | dead end hunt / returned ⫻

EXILES: a wolverine from a Pure and Wholesome universe named wolvie is recruited into a multiverse team.

i need to tinkle!

( VERSE ) exiles | need to tinkle ⫻

aus

YOUNG: basically what if logan was born much more recently, and he’s young enough that little!him attended xavier’s. also blanket tags pretty much every thread with young!logan.

you’re always sick

( VERSE ) young | you’re always sick ⫻

POWERLESS: blanket tags any thread where logan doesn’t have powers. can be human verses or a cured verse.

inheritance of desperate isolation

the inevitable of cradling water

( VERSE ) powerless | cradling water ⫻

HOCKEY: listen. if you have a canadian muse and don’t have a hockey player au what are you even doing.

with skates aflash

( VERSE ) hockey | with skates aflash ⫻

STRANGER THINGS: a result of a beta version of the experiments that would eventually lead to “eleven”s birth, logan is lucky to have escaped mkultra early on. but an attack on his home and the death of his partner leads logan to hawkins lab.

midnight hour is close at hand

( VERSE ) stranger things | the midnight hour ⫻

PACIFIC RIM: nearly a prominent ranger, logan quit the program after going into the drift with his drift-compatible brother, victor creed. horrified by what he sees in vic’s mind, he swears to never go into someone else’s mind again. 

cancelling the apocalypse

( VERSE ) pacific rim | cancelling the apocalypse ⫻

WILD WEST: what it says on the tin. 

formless guilt / never atoned

( VERSE ) wild west | formless guilt ⫻

[junker-town]

The top 100 games of the 2017-18 college football season

We move closer to the top, this time counting down 40-11.

We did it. After 834 regular season games, 40 bowl games, 4,376 Nick Saban scowls, and one hell of a national championship game, the college football season is over. To remember and honor the season that was, I (along with a little help from the rest of the SB Nation college football crew) am going to count down the best 100 games of the season. We’ll unveil 30 games at a time on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, then count down the top 10 on Friday.

100 - 71

70 - 41

40 - 11

10 - 1 (Fri.)

Let’s get to the list:

40. Oct. 21: Oklahoma 42, Kansas State 35

After 41 combined points in the first three quarters of Kansas State’s homecoming battle with Oklahoma, the teams scored 36 in the fourth alone. On three occasions, OU took a touchdown lead, but the Sooners had to time the last one — a 22-yard Rodney Anderson run with seven seconds left — to make sure KSU didn’t have a chance to respond.

39. Sept. 29: Washington State 30, USC 27

USC nearly survived the regular season with national title hopes intact, except for a Friday night trip.

Ronald Jones’ 86-yard run helped the Trojans stake a 17-10 lead, but Washington State took a 27-20 lead on Jamal Morrow’s 23-yard reception in the final period. USC tied, but Morrow’s 35-yarder — WSU’s longest run of the entire season — set up Erik Powell’s field goal.

Dreams die in Pullman.

38. Oct. 28: Nebraska 25, Purdue 24

This was a good season for Purdue, with the Boilermakers rising to a bowl win in a single season under Jeff Brohm.

And this was a bad one for Nebraska, as the Huskers finished with four wins for the first time since 1962, the final year before Bob Devaney showed up to resurrect the program.

On the final Saturday in October, roles reversed. Bad-year Nebraska, facing a 24-12 deficit in the fourth quarter, surged by good-year Purdue.

37. Sept. 3: Virginia Tech 31, West Virginia 24

by Alex Kirshner:

This was so good that it overcame being played in one of the worst stadiums in a league neither of these teams plays in. Thousands of fans had to skip tailgates or cram them in just before kickoff.

But once they were inside, Appalachian football’s biggest reunion of the season turned out to be a great one. West Virginia’s Will Grier aired the ball out all night, and Virginia Tech redshirt freshman Josh Jackson announced himself. Grier almost threw a touchdown in the final seconds to tie, but Tech held on with a fourth-down stop.

Virginia Tech took a lot of pride in hoisting the rivalry’s Black Diamond Trophy at midfield, with ex-coach Frank Beamer in the celebration at the start of a season that would end with his selection to the College Football Hall of Fame.

But nobody saw it, because they left to try and beat traffic.

36. Sept. 4: Tennessee 42, Georgia Tech 41

by Steven Godfrey:

This was as functional, effective, and entertaining as Tennessee would be in 2017. The Volunteers gave up 41 points and 655 yards to a team that would limp to 5-6, and the only reason the Vols escaped is because Tech made a bad read on a two-point conversion in OT. This game was the high-water mark.

Photo by Michael Wade/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

35. Sept. 9: New Mexico State 30, New Mexico 28 34. Dec. 2: New Mexico State 22, South Alabama 17 33. Dec. 29: New Mexico State 26, Utah State 20

If you’re a loyal Podcast Ain’t Played Nobody listener (and if you aren’t, why not?), you know that I announced my pet cause as rooting for New Mexico State to reach a bowl and end a 57-year drought.

It began with a wild catch and a rivalry win in Albuquerque ...

... and ended with back-to-back field stormings. First, NMSU took down South Alabama to reach six wins and qualify for the Arizona Bowl.

Then, the Aggies beat Utah State in overtime.

If you watch this and still want to tell me there are too many bowls, then forgive me for the snide words. New Mexico State’s run was the best thing about college football in 2017.

32. Nov. 4: Wyoming 16, Colorado State 13

Fell for the okie-doke there. @wyo_football rips off a huge 40-yard-run to get into scoring position. http://pic.twitter.com/BeuXCwYBCM

— CBS Sports Network (@CBSSportsNet) November 5, 2017

Glorious.

31. Oct. 13: Syracuse 27, Clemson 24 30. Nov. 4: Clemson 38, NC State 31

On Oct. 13, Dabo Swinney’s retooled squad headed to upstate New York with a banged-up quarterback. Kelly Bryant struggled, then got hurt again in the second quarter; backup Zerrick Cooper did no better.

Syracuse dictated the terms, but Tanner Muse’s 63-yard fumble return kept the champs close, and Travis Etienne’s 52-yard run tied the game heading into the fourth quarter. Syracuse’s Eric Dungey (278 yards, three touchdowns) engineered a final field goal drive. Storm the field.

Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

Three weeks later, NC State led at halftime in Raleigh, until the Tigers seemed to put the game away with a 21-7 run keyed by Tavien Feaster’s 89-yard score. But State cut the lead to 38-31 with under two minutes left and forced a three-and-out.

Ryan Finley completed three passes to work the ball inside the Tiger 30, then hit this fourth-down pass.

Only ... that’s an illegal shift at the bottom. On a fourth-down do-over, Clemson ended the game with a pick.

29. Nov. 25: SMU 41, Tulane 38

Literally as close to bowl eligibility as possible.

SMU Football Video

28. Oct. 28: Northwestern 39, Michigan State 31

Northwestern won three consecutive overtime games on its way to an eight-game winning streak. It took three OT periods for the Wildcats to put away a Michigan State ranked 16th at the time. It also took a play in which State’s Brian Lewerke both fumbled and threw an interception.

27. Dec. 28: TCU 39, Stanford 37 26. Dec. 29: Wake Forest 55, Texas A&M 52

Alamo Bowl Second Half TCU is one of the greatest teams ever. Two years after completing a 31-point Alamo comeback against Oregon (the second-best game of 2015), the Horned Frogs turned a 12-point deficit into a win against Stanford. Jalen Reagor’s 93-yard catch and run made it 31-29, then Desmon White’s 76-yard punt return gave the Frogs the lead. Stanford went ahead again, but Cole Bunce’s 33-yard field goal sealed the deal. And there’s always a shirt change involved when TCU’s unleashing a comeback.

The next day in Charlotte, Wake and A&M had a track meet. Despite a 31-0 mid-game run, Wake trailed in the fourth. But the final two drives of quarterback John Wolford’s career were touchdowns. The Demon Deacons needed both. After A&M responded, the Deacs went 69 yards and won on Matt Colburn’s short score.

25. Oct. 7: Miami 24, Florida State 20

Six seconds left, seven-game Florida State winning streak against Miami on the line, Malik Rosier to Darrell Langham.

24. Oct. 7: Navy 48, Air Force 45

Nuts from the get-go.

Navy scored on runs of 91 and 75 yards.

Air Force scored on passes of 51 and 59.

Navy went up 28-7, then Air Force scored four touchdowns in 18 minutes to take a 45-41 lead with under two minutes left.

Too much time on the clock.

23. Nov. 11: Alabama 31, Mississippi State 24

Alabama nearly fell victim to the SEC’s Bulldogs, blowing a chance to finish a comeback with a field goal but scoring a huge touchdown by little-used freshman DeVonta Smith.

I’m not talking about the national title game. I’m talking about two months earlier in Starkville.

Mississippi State played brilliant ball control, held Bama to 56 snaps, and led most of the way. But the Tide tied in the fourth and survived when, on that 56th snap, Jalen Hurts hit Smith for a 26-yard catch and run. MSU couldn’t complete a Hail Mary.

Smith had seven catches all year. Two were game-winners.

22. Oct. 14: Boston College 45, Louisville 42

Between mid-November 2014 and mid-October 2017, Boston College scored more than 30 on an FBS opponent just twice. Over the final six games of the 2017 regular season, the Eagles did it five times. And their hot streak began with a perfect foil: Lamar Jackson.

Louisville led 21-7 in the first half, and BC had punted on four of its first six possessions. But freshman AJ Dillon scored with 51 seconds left in the second quarter, then twice in the second half. His 75-yard run gave BC a stunning 42-28 lead with 12 minutes left, but Jackson’s 41-yard score tied the game back up.

The Cardinals were driving with under two left when Kamrin Moore recovered a fumble. Seven Dillon rushes — he had 39 for 272 yards — set up a kick at the buzzer.

http://pic.twitter.com/zCG1H43ArL

— BC Eagles (@BCEagles) October 14, 2017

21. Oct. 7: Michigan State 14, Michigan 10 20. Nov. 4: Michigan State 27, Penn State 24

By Jason Kirk:

TCU in the second half of an Alamo Bowl. Michael Jordan with a dubious illness. Lil Wayne in the late aughts. Mark Dantonio in disgusting weather.

Knowing of the MSU coach’s powers made the Michigan game ominous. The Wolverines surely knew they’d need a comfortable lead — in this series: roughly five points — before the forecasted rain arrived. But the Spartans gained a 14-3 lead and docked the tugboat, then pointed and laughed as Michigan kept passing in a downpour.

One month later, the Nittany Lions were doomed once lightning forced a delay. Their fate dimmed as the delay reached three hours, with players sustained by emergency pizza and Chick-fil-A. Seven hours after the first kick, Matt Coghlin hit the last one and splashed across wet turf.

NEVER DOUBTED HIM FOR A MINUTE! http://pic.twitter.com/z4jGFVNgLc

— The Only Colors (@TheOnlyColors) November 4, 2017

19. Dec. 9: Army 14, Navy 13

by Steven Godfrey:

In 2016, Army broke Navy’s 14-game winning streak in the series, but this season was Jeff Monken’s true proof of concept win over the Midshipmen. Navy wasn’t down to a third string QB this time, and for the first time in decades (literally, decades!) the two service academies looked like equals.

18. Nov. 4: Oklahoma 62, Oklahoma State 52 17. Nov. 18: Kansas State 45, Oklahoma State 40

The two most exhausting shootouts in Big 12 play took place in Stillwater.

First, you had the most bedlam of all Bedlam matchups. After only one of the first four possessions resulted in points, OU and OSU scored on 11 of the next 12. At halftime, the teams had combined for 76 points and 645 yards.

Marquise Brown’s 77-yard TD made it 55-45 OU, but OSU drove 75 yards to cut the lead again. When Chad Whitener picked off a Baker Mayfield pass in the end zone with three minutes left, OSU had a chance to steal it. But a fourth-and-8 pass from the OU 38 fell incomplete, and Trey Sermon’s 53-yard run put the game away.

Baker Mayfield on why he wasn’t going crazy celebrating tonight: “Winning around here is expected. Winning against Oklahoma State is expected.”

— Max Olson (@max_olson) November 5, 2017

Two weeks later, OSU still had its sights on a major bowl when 5-5 Kansas State came to town. The Cowboys led 10-7 when Byron Pringle struck. He had four scores of 47 or more yards, all on seven touches. And with 20 minutes left, KSU had a 45-20 lead.

It almost wasn’t enough. Three OSU touchdowns in five minutes made it 45-40 with four minutes left, and after a KSU three-and-out, the Pokes had the ball with a chance to win.

16. Sept. 9: Georgia 20, Notre Dame 19

Jake Fromm’s first start began what nearly became a national title run. The Dawgs relied on their defense, and it worked, in part because of a late Rodrigo Blankenship field goal and this absurd Terry Godwin catch on a third-and-goal.

15. Nov. 11: Boise State 59, Colorado State 52

After a 2-2 start that featured a confusing blowout loss to Virginia, Boise State caught fire. The Broncos would win nine of 10, but their mid-November trip to Fort Collins nearly went awry. It typically does when you spot a talented home team a 28-3 advantage.

The Broncos needed all 60 minutes to cut Colorado State’s lead to zero. Alex Mattison’s 70-yard run made it 35-24 early in the third, and Sean Modster’s 13-yard reception made it 52-45 with 1:41 remaining. Star receiver Cedrick Wilson recovered an onside kick, and five plays later, the game was tied.

In OT, Mattison gave Boise the advantage, but CSU was in position until Leighton Vander Esch forced a fumble at the Boise 5. Comeback complete.

14. Oct. 7: WMU 71, Buffalo 68

At some point, you go from wishing a game would end to praying it never does. You’d have to ask the 17,048 in attendance at UB Stadium where that line was, but I’m guessing it was somewhere around the fourth overtime.

It looked as if this would be a routine road win for the defending MAC champion. But Buffalo caught back up, and a field goal with 34 seconds left sent the game to OT. And OT, and OT, and OT, and OT, and OT, and OT.

The teams traded TDs in each of the first two overtime periods, then went scoreless in the third. Each scored touchdowns with two-point conversions in the fourth, then each missed NCAA-mandated two-pointers in the fifth and sixth. When Buffalo settled for a field goal in OT No. 7, it opened the door, and Franklin ran through it.

The funniest part: It was over in four hours and 31 minutes, only 15 minutes longer than Oklahoma-Oklahoma State, which didn’t go to OT.

13. Dec. 23: USF 38, Texas Tech 34

Eleven seconds left in the Birmingham Bowl, and USF has trailed for most of the game. Quinton Flowers’ last pass:

College football is going to miss the hell out of Flowers. And no, this isn’t his last appearance on this list.

12. Dec. 23: Army 42, San Diego State 35

by Steven Godfrey:

How good is Army? SDSU, one of the most talented G5 programs in the nation, finished with 10 wins, two wins over Pac-12 teams, a No. 34 ranking in overall S&P+, and losses to only the Mountain West’s division champs and ... Army.

You almost certainly didn’t see this game because it was crammed into a holiday afternoon, but after SDSU’s great Rashaad Penny scored his fourth touchdown to give the Aztecs a 35-28 lead with under six minutes, the Black Knights drove 72 yards like a wood chipper welded to a go cart.

Emotional wins over other services academies are comfort food, but this was different. Army beat a really good team, full stop.

11. Dec. 2: UCF 62, Memphis 55

In September, UCF crushed Memphis, 40-13. That was the third of seven straight double-digit wins to start the Knights’ season.

By the end, Memphis was ready for a rematch. The Tigers won seven in a row to win the AAC West and a conference title shot in Orlando.

UCF built a 17-7 lead, but Memphis responded, going on a 24-7 run. It was 34-31, Memphis, when UCF went on a 17-0 run. But the Tigers again responded, tying with 4:13 left and picking off McKenzie Milton at the end of regulation.

Memphis kicked off OT with a 15-yard strike from Riley Ferguson to star Anthony Miller. UCF responded, then scored first in OT No. 2. After a huge fourth-and-7 catch by Miller, Tre Neal picked off Ferguson at the UCF 4 to clinch a New Year’s bid.

Check back tomorrow as we unveil the top 10 games of the year.

100 - 71

70 - 41

40 - 11

10 - 1 (Fri.)