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captainshadowshifter · 6 days ago

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If you guys are in LittleBigPlanet discords, please look out for the user "gorno" who has the username "crimsonfang9", they sent me unsolicited NSFW pictures of Sackboy, my childhood favourite character and would not delete them until after countless times asking them to, and then passing it off as if it wasn't a big deal, I'm still shaking up from this, please, if anyone can do something to help, please do.

Did I also mention, I'm a fucking minor, they did this to a minor, that they knew was a minor.

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captainshadowshifter · 1 month ago

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💜 Newton from LBP3! 💛

But tall and oddly attractive 😅

Still love him as a little goober! He's a comfort character for sure. Probably one of my favorite characters of all time, actually.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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OH I FORGOT TO SEND IT HERE BUT I’M BACK FOR A BIT (im also on bluesky!! @eruptidon.bsky.social wink wink nudge nudge)

replaying saba doing wonders for my inner child ngl (working on finding a ps emulator for the lbps… hmu with recommendations please)

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Guys I've entered my karen era send help

#ok ok but fr #had to get a different hair bleach bc the one i usually use was out of stock right #so i tried a new one thats the same brand as the colours i use WHICH ARE FUCKIN AMAZING #and like. an hour development time my hair is barely lightened at all #only got 1 day to fix it AND get my colour in PAIN AND SUFFERING #no i will not go to a salon i would actually die theyre so uncomfortable and ppl touching my head nononononono #anyway so i left a review. full of slander.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Hot take: I despise Dr. Sawyer.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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YARNABY PAGE

IM OBSESSED

References 👇

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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i am supposed to be SLEEPING i have to get up for work in FIVE HOURS goddAMN-

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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No one wants to find him anymore

#literally as i make an ff shitpost lmaooo

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Also we decided that cartoon frankie would be top shelf g+t and if it's not in the correct glass he'd throw hands (also give him postmix it'll be the last thing u ever do), henry would be a merlot guy, and monster frankie eats jaegerbombs glass and all

this is canon right

#and deputy duck is the designated driver. fifteen espressos.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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this is canon right

#we were calling him a middle aged rugby dad (bc its 6 nations and he absolutely would be)#finding frankie #finding frankie the other #finding frankie frankie #shitpost #also. you have NO FUCKING IDEA how hard it was to find an image of an actually decent pint of guinness (this one could be better ngl)#yes he would be a snob about it. yes i care about a good guinness pour. no i do not like guinness. i work in a bar.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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n e v e r :)

Me just casually thinking about au worldbuilding and once again realising everything is linked

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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i would like to add separately that while i was writing all those tags about 10 minutes in kiwi looked over and went "you're STILL writing that post???" i'm losing my mind

Me just casually thinking about au worldbuilding and once again realising everything is linked

#they also said 'banger post' without even reading it i love my super supportive bean

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Me just casually thinking about au worldbuilding and once again realising everything is linked

#like. like ok #so was on a thought of how craftworld and bunkum can communicate right. bc newton connected their networks #(so he could talk to shadow n the squad right bc bro wants outta bunkum bc hes the dipshit who almost destroyed it. among other things)#did that to create the portal. which was an upgrade to travel between the 2 worlds. the only way before that?#cptn pud (*coughwankercoughcough*). bc ship slow as hell WHICH IS WHY he wasnt around much bc he was always at. go on guess...#INTERSTELLAR JUNCTION. which has more stuff going to other places bc. come on. theyre more interesting #so why is ol cappy in charge of that? bc he knows the route. he MADE the route. bc he GREW UP ON CRAFTWORLD with members of the alliance #who all hate him now btw #BUT THEN. THEN I WENT ON A DIFFERENT TANGENT #a slightly smaller one dw #but right. shadows origins. grows up in a testing facility thats very militant and bunkerlike #gets moved to a new one after the incident (WHICH ALSO IS WHERE VEX COMES INTO THE STORY BTW)#what happens to the old one? well since it got exposed and partially destroyed the database there was wiped and important equipment taken #(note not ALL equipment)#and who should stumble on that ruin later and turn it into a base of operations?#THE COLLECTOR!!! and theres already a ton of stuff there for them to use to build robots (inspired by avalon? mayhaps.)#anyways thats it that was the brain i was very excite ok bai #slbu #lbp au #OH YEAH IM BACK IN THIS TAG BABEYYY nah not for long prolly lmao

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Guys….. I have a HUGE new fave…

#mans didnt deserve it frfr

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Me? Finally giving Pinky's story in the au the attention she deserves?

FUCK YEAH!

#OUGH this ones a doozy tho fr #still gotta decide between one or the other on a couple of things #essentially a question of how disney-fied i wanna make it (iykyk)#anyways may well post abt it when im done. we'll see.

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Behold, the Manglewood Machine

MAN this one was a massive doozy, I've been stuck on this one for a while and I'm so glad to have finally finished it, maybe I'll redo the colors cause only the lineart really came out how I wanted it to.

Anyways I had this idea that like, the titans kind of ruled over Bunkum long enough for it to have long term consequences. Like with Manglewood, the idea was that people just couldn't think of new ideas so previous movies they made were just chopped up, rehashed, and just spat back out, and what's the biggest enemy of creativity? Over-consumption, a never-ending satisfaction for more and more.

I also have like this little writing blurb that elaborates a bit more if anyone's interested

The worst time in Manglewood History, forced on its knees when the titans came for the industry.

Writers overworked, actors tangled in strings, the fruits of their labour a terrible thing.

Those awful movies came out day after day, what happened to those behind the scenes? The gleam in their eyes simply began to fade away.

It wasn't until the heroes sealed the titans away, did the endless day finally relent. The terror, the agony, everyone down and up had gotten a glimpse of that terrible torment.

Manglewood was done for, the party is over. A party so grand, so bright and full of glimmer. Who'd have known its hosts were parasites all full of bitter?

Nevertheless, word got around, a new place just a world away. Tinsel Town was its name.

The newest hot spot, oh didn't you hear? You can make your movies here! Land so cheap, it's practically a steal! So come on down and let us see your film reels!

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captainshadowshifter · 3 months ago

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Tumblr is a perpetual birthday party and the ceo is the one tired guy left babysitting and only really intervenes occasionally to stop one of us from sticking a fork in a plug socket

“tumblr ceo sucks too” oh mood my bad I honestly forget we even have a ceo I kind of just view this website as a self governed purgatory that runs on sulfur and spite alone

#we even have a ball pit!

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