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captainshadowshifter · 22 days ago

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this is not my screenshot

discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.

DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE

if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.

#nah mate what 💀#psa

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captainshadowshifter · 25 days ago

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Newton angst eat up guys

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captainshadowshifter · 27 days ago

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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weheh

#worth the 8am start to get here?#ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

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captainshadowshifter · 2 months ago

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Idk why someone who reblogs incest shit just followed me but goddamn keep that shit away from me fr

#lbp fandom what have you become

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captainshadowshifter · 4 months ago

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If you guys are in LittleBigPlanet discords, please look out for the user "gorno" who has the username "crimsonfang9", they sent me unsolicited NSFW pictures of Sackboy, my childhood favourite character and would not delete them until after countless times asking them to, and then passing it off as if it wasn't a big deal, I'm still shaking up from this, please, if anyone can do something to help, please do.

Did I also mention, I'm a fucking minor, they did this to a minor, that they knew was a minor.

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captainshadowshifter · 5 months ago

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💜 Newton from LBP3! 💛

But tall and oddly attractive 😅

Still love him as a little goober! He's a comfort character for sure. Probably one of my favorite characters of all time, actually.

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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OH I FORGOT TO SEND IT HERE BUT I’M BACK FOR A BIT (im also on bluesky!! @eruptidon.bsky.social wink wink nudge nudge)

replaying saba doing wonders for my inner child ngl (working on finding a ps emulator for the lbps… hmu with recommendations please)

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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Guys I've entered my karen era send help

#ok ok but fr #had to get a different hair bleach bc the one i usually use was out of stock right #so i tried a new one thats the same brand as the colours i use WHICH ARE FUCKIN AMAZING #and like. an hour development time my hair is barely lightened at all #only got 1 day to fix it AND get my colour in PAIN AND SUFFERING #no i will not go to a salon i would actually die theyre so uncomfortable and ppl touching my head nononononono #anyway so i left a review. full of slander.

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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Hot take: I despise Dr. Sawyer.

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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YARNABY PAGE

IM OBSESSED

References 👇

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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i am supposed to be SLEEPING i have to get up for work in FIVE HOURS goddAMN-

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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No one wants to find him anymore

#literally as i make an ff shitpost lmaooo

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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Also we decided that cartoon frankie would be top shelf g+t and if it's not in the correct glass he'd throw hands (also give him postmix it'll be the last thing u ever do), henry would be a merlot guy, and monster frankie eats jaegerbombs glass and all

this is canon right

#and deputy duck is the designated driver. fifteen espressos.

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captainshadowshifter · 6 months ago

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this is canon right

#we were calling him a middle aged rugby dad (bc its 6 nations and he absolutely would be)#finding frankie #finding frankie the other #finding frankie frankie #shitpost #also. you have NO FUCKING IDEA how hard it was to find an image of an actually decent pint of guinness (this one could be better ngl)#yes he would be a snob about it. yes i care about a good guinness pour. no i do not like guinness. i work in a bar.

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captainshadowshifter · 7 months ago

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n e v e r :)

Me just casually thinking about au worldbuilding and once again realising everything is linked

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captainshadowshifter · 7 months ago

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i would like to add separately that while i was writing all those tags about 10 minutes in kiwi looked over and went "you're STILL writing that post???" i'm losing my mind

Me just casually thinking about au worldbuilding and once again realising everything is linked

#they also said 'banger post' without even reading it i love my super supportive bean

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