#beeps

[doggirlhen]

r: first listen through of an album is chilling the fuck out with good head phones . second listen through of an album is with the genius lyrics page open and scrolling through line for line . third listen through of an album is with your dick in your hand

[catilinas]

[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[beepathan]

yeah alright

[baasthasthezoomies]

Beware! The mayonnaise thief is afoot!

^This is the mayonnaise thief^

[catilinas]

fuck the golden-limbed plato

[catilinas]

there is HORSE HAIR in your walls??????

yeah it used to be added to plaster to strengthen it! until the early 20th century iirc

[catilinas]

dream that i was given a ‘grow your own seals’ kit for christmas that gave you two ‘seal bulbs’ that you would plant and then they would grow into. seals. except when the seals grew enough to be like. alive and moving. they looked like small and smooth kittens that nonetheless made seal noises and that would at an unspecified time turn into large actual seals. and for unknown reasons my kit grew 14 of them and i ALSO already have two cats so i was. freaking out trying to figure out what to do when i ended up with 14 fully grown seals in my house. like probably i could not just release them into the river thames. even though seals do occasionally swim quite far up it!

[catilinas]

had a dream that i woke up and my eyelashes had grown super thick and long and there were so many extra layers of eyelash that i couldn’t see through them all. so i tried to like. trim them looking in a mirror and there were more eyelashes growing out of my eyesss. ??????

[catilinas]

fuck, there was a skeleton.

[catilinas]

in the bed straight up snorking it. and by 'it' let's just say. haha. mimimimimimimimimimimimi

[catilinas]

having to wait for the next book in a series to be released is evil wtf. all literature should have already been written 2000 years ago so i don’t have to wait to read it now

[catilinas]

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

[catilinas]

of course it goes without saying that i am hopelessly dependent on the chickpea

[catilinas]

THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!