#beeps

[daybreaksys]

Who is Beeps?

Does it have a Tumblr? A Bluesky? Where else do I find Beeps?

I like all the "I am a robot/dragon/creature" and variations but it inspired me to make a sort of universal option to reflect what's really being asked (or at least what we're pretending is being asked these days), for anyone of any species or no species. I'm too inconsistent to get more euphoria from "I am a [thing]" than something species-neutral

[catilinas]

text messages that you can receive 👍

[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[beepathan]

yeah alright

[doggirlhen]

r: tumblr user who does not get an in - joke voice : this is incomprehensible . this would kill a victorian . internet humor is modern day dadaism

[trash-city]

MOAR Squeakies!! 💙💛

[baasthasthezoomies]

Beware! The mayonnaise thief is afoot!

^This is the mayonnaise thief^

[snapplewapple]

Hey guys I know we all did this last time but I want everyone to remember

1) early voting/mail in ballots counts are going to always be predominantly red. Mail in is specifically for people who aren't able to leave the house for whatever reason and the largest demographic of that is old people (who are predominantly red, don't come onto this post with your not all old people shit)

2) news casters, on both sides of the spectrum, are going to lie. Fox is saying DT is ahead and the others are saying its KH. These are estimates + them trying to garner support

3) we will get through this. I love you all. Make your appropriate preparations as needed and stay safe.

[dragonbf]

does anyone actually use bluesky

[catilinas]

new third person pronoun. ‘the defendant’

[catilinas]

i NEED to vaguepost about the frankly ridiculous library drama that’s happening rn. like i won’t but genuinely what the fuck

[catilinas]

was going through a super grimy old book and now i have a rash on my hands. some kind of name of the rose shit

[catilinas]

in the bed straight up snorking it. and by 'it' let's just say. haha. mimimimimimimimimimimimi

[catilinas]

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

[catilinas]

THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!